Lazy God Possession - v2 Chapter 1259

Mars, at 11 o’clock in the evening.

Although it is New Year’s Eve, the landing position of the Martian Lazy God City is daylight, and the Lazy God City is crowded with people.

Everyone has just completed the Mars landing ceremony and is still excited.

And because of jet lag, many people do n’t actually eat New Year ’s Eve, and many families simply do n’t go back, eat outside and go back.

Many staff members who have just completed the landing ceremony are busy again. After careful calculation, there are more than 100,000 people in the entire Lazy God City, and at least several thousand people are required to perform service guarantee work.

Remove the family members, the lazy gods of the lazy gods city has at most 20,000 employees, so the whole lazy gods city is basically the world of the hardworking party.

The first basement of Lazy God City, which is where the underground commuter aisle and the underwater restaurant are located, is the main venue for everyone.

Here, you can’t see the tan atmosphere, and many people forget that they are actually on Mars.

There are not many types of food tonight, namely dumplings, ravioli, noodles, etc., plus some fixed cooked food. After all, it is New Year’s Eve. Although the customs vary from place to place, there are only a few choices.

In the D area of ​​the underwater restaurant, a pair of mothers and children are waiting for dinner. The mother is about thirty years old and the son is seven or eight years old. At this moment, the son is anxiously to his mother: “Mom, can I not do my homework? It’s not good to do it tomorrow … “

“No, it’s 11pm now. You haven’t finished your homework today. Didn’t the teacher teach you?”

“No.”

“Well, I have taught you now.”

“But it’s Chinese New Year.”

“Even if it ’s the New Year, you ca n’t be lazy. If you do n’t study well, how can you get into a good university? If you ca n’t get into a good university, you ’ll …” It ’s a bit difficult for a mother. After watching, he said to his son, “When I grow up, I can only be a waiter.”

The waiter, who was carrying the dumplings back and forth, almost lay down on the ground.

He was in tears, aunt, no, elder sister, I am also a graduate of a famous university, OK? Do you know how difficult it is to be a waiter in lazy gods? It’s too late for me to come in, and the conditions are demanding.

Our lazy **** service staff, now known as the West Point Military Academy of Lazy God Department, you do not know how many different characters!

Although I am a waiter now, but I take off this uniform, there is a Superman uniform inside, I will fly you believe it!

The elder sister also found out that her words were heard by the waiter, she blushed, and shouted with both hands together, and apologized to the waiter.

No way, this year, how do you let me educate my children!

The waiter smiled slightly, finished a circle of dumplings, walked back, and found that the child was still struggling in vain.

It’s really very difficult for a child to complete a set plan.

He walked back to the table, put down a plate of dishes, and said, “Gift. Little brother, you must study hard. Otherwise, you may not even be able to become a waiter like brother.” Maybe I will be a security … “

Talking, the waiter pointed not far away, and was a lazy security guard who was patrolling the station to maintain order.

Lazy God Security is the Whampoa Military Academy of the Lazy God Department. The Lazy God Service has established a West Point Military Academy of the Lazy God Department. This is necessary to fight against Lazy God Security. As one of the two major party camps, Lazy God Security God’s service and lazy God’s security are unions in struggle, struggles in union, and stumbling each other are commonplace.

“When the security is terrible, have you seen the security at the door of your neighborhood? Stay in a small house every day and help people open and close the door. When you meet someone, pay respect. Just hit. And you have to do some heavy work all day, little brother, tell me do you want to be a security guard? “

“I don’t want to …” The boy shook his head again and again, quickly lowered his head to do his homework.

The lazy security guard nearby heard it and rolled his eyes.

Waiter, don’t leave after work, wait for me, let my brother tell you, what makes Huaer so red!

The waiter grinned and turned away.

The little boy wrote a few words, his eyes were raised again, and he looked at the pile of side dishes just presented, which looked very clear and very attractive.

Alas, although the dumplings will have to wait for a while, this side dish seems to be delicious too.

And I’m hungry …

He wrote and wrote, and one hand reached for the side dish.

“Slap!” It was beaten down by his own mother, like a slap of mosquito that had been in vain with a slap of blood.

When you look up, you see that the security officer has come over and smiled. “Little brother, do your homework well. If you don’t study hard, when you grow up, you should be …”

Lazy God Security reached out and pointed at a thin young man holding a notebook behind his head and beating the code: “Be a farmer!”

“The code farmer is miserable. Life is irregular all day. Writing programs all night and all night, even while eating, we have to eat and work at the same time. And this group of waste materials have no ability to take care of themselves. Will starve to death, is n’t it? ”

As soon as the scammed code farmer rolled his eyes, you got rid of me. I’m writing a project code that adapts to the local environment of Mars, OK? This work is great, and the sooner it comes out, the sooner it will benefit, so I was busy during the Chinese New Year!

As one of the few industrious parties in Codenong, this coden brother is unhappy, and his eyes are rolling all over the sky.

The little boy was so scared that he looked pale, so miserable!

Now he has to do his homework before eating. If he has to do his homework every day, he might as well die!

So miserable!

After finishing rolling his eyes, the code farmer always felt that this pot could not be picked up by himself, and he had to despise other talents.

He looked around and saw a man in work clothes approaching and quickly said, “Little brother, do you know? Being a farmer is not the worst, and the worst is being a farmer. Look at them. When you reach Mars, you have to plant a field. Every day, you face the red earth and the sky, the sweat drips down the soil, and the grain is hard. Have you heard of this poem? It is them … “

The little boy looked at the pointed overalls man and almost cried.

“Dad … Dad … My dad is not a farmer, my dad is a botanist, my dad is great and great, he improved plants on Mars …”

Misfortune, trouble!

Code farmers can’t go to dinner, pick up the notebook and run away!

Hearing his wife’s whispering explanation, the father was crying and laughing.

But he also had to find a way to restore the glorious image of his father.

After soothing the little boy and eating the New Year’s Eve dinner together, the father took his son around and went to the second floor, pointing to the front and saying: “Look there.”

Here are four or five people temporarily arranged along the way. The middle one is a man wearing a robe with a flame pattern on his face.

“Lazy God Tower 33272 called and said that the old people in their family had bad legs and feet, hoping to reduce the gravity by 20%.”

“It’s locked, it’s being adjusted, and the adjustment is complete.”

“Lazy God Island 2272 issued a message through a smart terminal, saying that it wants to play low-gravity battles and hopes to reduce the gravity to 50%.”

“It’s locked, it’s being adjusted, and the adjustment is complete.”

“Lazy God Island 2819 is exercising and wants to increase gravity by 30%.”

“It’s locked, in line …”

Several staff members are busy, and smart assistants are issuing various reminders from time to time.

“What are they doing?” The little boy stared wonderingly.

“Do you remember? When we returned to Grandpa’s home in the New Year, the heating of the grandpa’s house was burned by the unit. If it was too hot or too cold, the grandpa would call the old uncle who burned the boiler and let him burn it. Hot or cold … “

The little boy nodded again and again.

“He’s the one who burned the boiler.” The man touched his son’s head and said, “It’s terrible to burn a boiler. It needs to be high here and low there. It’s too hot to be scolded, it’s too cold to be burned People yell at you, trying hard to please everywhere. You’re too tired to die all day, your salary is still low, son, study hard, or you will grow up as a boiler! “

“Well ~ www.mtlnovel.com ~ I know! I must study hard, I will finish my homework tomorrow so that I can play tomorrow!” The little boy nodded again and again.

The man took his son away with satisfaction, leaving a ridiculous Hu Dali, your sister, Lao Tzu is not a boiler! I’m the authority!

Farmers like you, I can pinch 300,000 in one hand!

It’s awful! I quit! I want to rebel!

After making his hair hard, Hu vigorously glared at the staff member who laughed beside his mouth and said, “What are you laughing, boiler room assistant!”

A few people couldn’t laugh.

On the night of leaving the old and welcoming the new, a brand new contempt chain is being generated. The new year is coming. Many people in the lazy city are suffocating. Hot, New Year’s … despise.

This seems to be a **** storm …

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