Legend of Shi’En - C21

“Rumble …”

Inside the carriage, Shi En, who was as timid as a mouse, was dumbstruck. As Shang Qian ate the potato chips in his mouth, Shu Xiaoxiao’s face was expressionless, his long hair continued to float in the air while being blown away by the air currents. The terrifying explosion leader Li Tianwang had an evil smile on his face, and the fingers on the button had not loosened yet.

At this moment, a large hole had been blasted through the mighty Forbidden City’s red lacquered gates. The soldiers guarding the gates were currently using fire extinguishers to extinguish the fire. There was a wave of commotion, some were fleeing, some were onlookers, and some were roasting chicken wings. Suddenly, several squads of Imperial Guard and guards appeared around them, patrolling the surroundings for suspicious figures.

“I don’t know what’s going on, but I know exactly what we should do.” Shu Xiaoxiao explained to Liu Hai.

“Run!” Shi En who had woken up from his stupor shouted from inside the carriage, “Drive the car! Hey!”

Shu Xiaoxiao and Shang Qian both looked at Shi En with their eyes wide open, and asked in puzzlement, “Why didn’t you open it?”

What? Let me open it? Shi En was embarrassed: “I don’t know how to drive?” Seeing the two nod, Shi En looked up to the sky and sighed: “What the hell, didn’t Snake say that you two are experts and experts? “Why can’t you even drive?” He was so anxious that he was at a loss for what to do. He asked the two of them roughly. Who knew that the both of them would use a very normal tone to ask him, “Who said that experts and experts know how to drive?”

Shang Qian threw the last potato chips into his mouth and threw the bag towards the window, saying: “Brother Shi En, I’m not old enough to learn how to drive yet, little miss is already very busy doing missions, how would I have the time to take the driving test?”

Shi En supported his forehead, powerlessly collapsing onto his seat. The Uncle Huzha at my side patted my shoulder and said in a relaxed manner, “Start a case (go to the side) and let Fourth Flame (try).”

“Uncle, who are you?”

Uncle Huzha was speechless, he once again held the toothpick in his mouth, Shi En’s face was as flattering as it could be, “Aiya, it’s the mighty Mister Li, how can I be embarrassed when I ask you to drive.” It seemed that in the eyes of others, the toothpick in his mouth was the symbol of Li Tianwang, the leader of the terrifying explosives. Without this toothpick, he was just an ordinary Uncle Huzha with a mouth full of Shaanxi language.

Shi En got off the carriage and respectfully gave Li Tianwang a seat. Li Tianwang sat in the driver’s seat and started the car. On the other side, Shi En was just about to open the car door and enter, when a mighty voice came from behind, “Routine inspection, please cooperate.”

Shi En immediately broke out in a cold sweat as he saw a Patrol Officer walk to the front of the car. The Patrol Officer knocked on the driver’s window and Shi En slowly turned his head back, only to realize that the driver’s window had been lowered, and an ordinary face full of stubble had stuck out, smiling mischievously: “Sir, wet your monument.”

Seeing that the three people in the carriage and Shi En who was about to enter the carriage were not suspicious at all, he also used a standard Shaanxi language to speak to the Uncle Huzha: “Shaoyi (Cut the crap), hurry up and f * ck off.” Hearing these words, Shi En felt as good as drinking a bowl of iced sour plum soup, he nodded his head and bowed, then said to the soldiers: “Yes yes, we will leave now.”

But, the heavens were unpredictable. Shi En had not gotten on the carriage, and the patrolling officers had not left, so Uncle Huzha habitually placed a toothpick into his mouth and changed it into the terrifying explosion mode in front of the soldiers.

Ah!” A terrorist bomber! Someone come!

Just as the patrolling soldiers shouted out, Li Tianwang stepped on the throttle to its limit, the carriage, like a wild dog that had escaped its restraints, whizzed towards the main road. The pitiful Shi En was holding onto the carriage door tightly with one hand, while running with his life on the line.

What was even more inconceivable was that a strong hand was holding onto Shi En’s shoulder, it was that of the Patrol Officer. The moment the carriage started moving, the officer placed both of his hands on Shi En’s shoulders and followed along with the carriage as they ran.

“Are you sure?!” What is Big Brother doing?

“Bastard, you are a terrifying explosive being. Even if you run to the ends of the earth, I will still bring you to justice.”

“Your sister, can’t you just ignore me and let go of me to give me a way out?”

Shu Xiaoxiao stuck his head out, and with a displeased expression, said to Shi En coldly: “Can’t you let go of me, and give us a way out, please?”

F * * k, the hand that Shi En used to grab the carriage door immediately had veins popping out, he roared at Shu Xiaoxiao: “Bastard, even if I’m grabbed, I’ll drag you inside.” His feet didn’t dare to slow down. The speed of his legs was already so fast that no one could see him anymore. Turning his head, Shi En realized that there were more than twenty patrolling cars behind him.

No, I can’t be caught, Shi En thought as he came up with an idea. In a moment, Shi En released the left hand that held the carriage, and used his right hand to control his internal energy. His right palm instantly became extremely hot, releasing white Qi, and struck towards the soldiers behind him.

Shi En’s series of movements was as quick as a white foal, the patrolling soldiers did not expect Shi En to have such a reaction, he who was not on guard was actually sent flying from the palm strike, in an instant he lost consciousness, the hands grabbing onto Shi En’s shoulders loosened.

Shi En did not dare to be negligent after getting the palm, and he increased his speed with his legs. He caught up to the car and pounced on the hungry dog. Eh, with a leap, he rushed into the car. A moment of carelessness, he crashed into Shu Xiaoxiao who was in the back of the car.

“Bastard, you smashed your grandma’s front teeth! It hurts, I’m going to kill you!”

“Wait, don’t be in such a hurry to let the evildoers complain first. Look at your front teeth! They’re bleeding all over my head! Pay up!”

“Alright, alright, Brother Shi En and little miss, please stop quarreling, you two still haven’t gotten rid of your tails yet.” Shang Qian acted like a peacemaker, he sat in the front passenger seat and looked through the car mirror and realised that there were more than 10 patrolling cars behind him. As he spoke, he took out a few bamboo dragonflies from his bag.

Shi En was a little puzzled, thinking to himself, what is Shang Qian taking out the bamboo dragonfly to do now? He only saw Shang Qian very casually turning the bamboo dragonflies one by one towards the window, and after turning the wheel, they started to spin and fly towards the back.

Shi En stared curiously at the bamboo dragonflies flying behind him, only to see that each bamboo dragonfly was as lively as if they were under his control. When they got close to the patrol car, a flash appeared and blinded Shi En. Even at such a distance, his eyes were unwell by the sudden flash of light, let alone the soldiers driving the patrol car.

Sure enough, after the flash of light disappeared, the patrol car behind him was utterly defeated. With a series of collisions, he crashed into a tree. Not a single patrol car was able to chase him down.

Shi En secretly sighed to himself. This bamboo dragonfly did not seem to be a technological product of the ‘External Devil’, but was more like a work of the outer eight gates that he remembered reading about in the private school. He never thought that the young Shang Qian would actually have such a move. He really didn’t know if he had some deep ties with the mechanism door.

But all of these were not Shi En’s fault, there was only one thing that deserved his attention, and that was how to protect Li Tianwang, who was about to cause huge trouble at any time. It was truly a headache, but after thinking about it again, after completing the mission this time, he would be able to get a considerable remuneration, Shi En sighed, and knew that he had no choice but to bite the bullet.

After shaking off their tails, the four of them fled in all directions until they finally arrived at the city gate. Fortunately, what happened in the Forbidden City just now had not reached them. Although there were heavy soldiers guarding the city gate, these were all small issues, as long as this Li Tianwang did not get confused again.

When the guards at the city gate were checking the four people inside the carriage, Shi En had already pulled out the toothpick from Li Tianwang’s mouth and threw it away, switching to the normal Uncle Huzha mode. After the guard inspected it, Shi En, this small heart that was stuck in his throat, could finally be put back into his stomach. Eh, why did these words sound so weird?

Just as Shi En thought that he had escaped this calamity, an accident had occurred.

When the guard opened the trunk of their car, he found it full of four barrels of gunpowder. Everyone stared at the four people in the carriage, unable to conceal the cautious look in their eyes. The guards quickly signaled them to close the gate. It was only then that the four people inside the car noticed that something was wrong. The huge cylinder on top of the city gate tower was already under the control of the soldiers, and the muzzle was pointed at the location of the car.

When Shi En who was in the car noticed the gigantic cylinder, he shouted with a hint of awe: “Holy shit, could this be the technological weapon of the ‘External Devil’? Look at this model, its attack power is a hundred times stronger than the one with the Ox-head ‘External Demon Beast Human’ that we met on the Little Food street.”

When the people outside the carriage and the External Devil s who were in a hurry to leave the city saw this situation, they knew that something was wrong, and quickly distanced themselves from Shi En’s carriage.

After the guard reported the situation, one of the officers, a captain, came up to the window. When Shi En saw his fat head and big ears looking at him, he was sure that he was not a clever man. His eyes moved as he had an idea in his mind, and he heard him ask: “You guys brought so much gunpowder, what happened? You’re the ones who did the latest terrorist bombings, right? ”

Shi En saw that Shu Xiaoxiao and the others were preparing to make a move, a big battle was about to start, he immediately looked at the three people in the carriage and signaled them not to make a move.

Shi En rolled down the window and pretended to be pitiful as he cried towards the guard captain: “Master Qingtian, it’s such an injustice! How could a good citizen like me do such a thing like this, I actually used all this gunpowder to make fireworks.”

“Fireworks?” “There’s no festival here, so why are you doing fireworks? Brat, don’t you try lying to me. Why aren’t you summoning me?” From the moment the guard leader heard Shi En calling him Master Qing Tian, he was already a little happy. It was probably because no one normally called him that.

Of course, he had never heard of such a thing. If one did not go to the capital, one did not know how big the officials were, and when they met people from the imperial family on the way out of Yingtian Fu, they would be met with the ‘royal family’ and those ‘External Devil’.

“Master Qingtian, please understand. Actually, I used this gunpowder to make fireworks and used it to make love to a lady I loved for a long time. Originally, I was hiding this from her, but who would have known that it would be so inconvenient for you all.” Shi En acted like he was filled with grief, he clapped, “Fine, since it has already happened, there’s a mistake and it’s a mistake, I can only take advantage of the presence of the elders, and ask for her love right now.”

Shi En grabbed the frowning Shu Xiaoxiao who was sitting beside him, and thought hatefully: No wonder, it happened so suddenly, I can only use you as a counter. Shi En pulled the confused Shu Xiaoxiao out of the car. He knelt on one knee and took out two pieces of silver.

On the other side, facing Shi En’s “affectionate” gaze, Shu Xiaoxiao quickly avoided his eyes, bit her lower lip with her teeth, and suddenly became nervous and uncomfortable.

Shi En didn’t notice Shu Xiaoxiao’s abnormal state, and said to Shu Xiaoxiao in a docile tone: “Xiaoxiao, the current me is very excited, but I don’t know how to express the feelings I have towards you. I have long thrown away all of those poems that I should have memorized thoroughly.”

At the same time, more and more people started to spectate, and even the soldiers guarding outside the city came in to watch the commotion, Shi En secretly cursed in his heart, this bunch of worms who wasted their salaries and Great Ming Dynasty.

Little, dear, please forgive me for not being good at saying too much, but please believe that I have a heart that truly loves you.” As he spoke, he took out a pair of silver rings that he had just finished pinching. He put on a heavy and cumbersome look, causing the people around him to laugh.

“Little girl, I am willing to protect you forever in this life. I love and cherish you, and I will never part from you for the rest of my life. Perhaps these words are always spatially general, then let me use my entire life to realize it! ”

“The one surnamed Shi, you, you, what are you doing?” Shu Xiaoxiao, who had been stunned for a long time, finally reacted. Her face was flushed red, and the way she spoke became a little unnatural.

Taking the opportunity, Shi En continued to maintain his infatuation and replied: “Yes, I’m sick, and you’re my medicine, marry me.” With that, he placed a storage ring on the ring finger of Shu Xiaoxiao’s left hand.

Seeing this, the surrounding people all applauded and congratulated him.