Legend of Shi’En - C24

In the middle of the night, a man with a severed arm was sitting cross-legged in meditation in a ruin on the outskirts of the city. He chanted a chant, causing sand-like spots of sweat to appear on his forehead, slowly dripping onto the ground, long since wet from the sweat, he raised his hand to his chest, the internal energy under his control slowly gathered in his palm, condensing into a drop of black blood, the blood was like smoke, revolving and expanding like mist, drops after drops of black blood solidified into a ball. With a wave of his arm, the black blood started to corrode, and the stone bricks on the wall started to peel off. In less than a breath of time, a three feet big hole appeared.

“Yo, isn’t this second brother Chou Niu? Why is he in such a sorry state?” A teenager wearing a monkey king mask was standing on the wall that had been corroded by the black blood. He was dressed in an ink-colored martial arts suit, standing on one leg, snow fell on his shoulder, and in a moment it had turned into water droplets. The water droplets that stuck to his martial arts suit were like crystal drops that fell on a lotus, rolling down.

Chou Niu opened his eyes and took a deep breath, then continued to recite the chant. A round black ball of blood suddenly separated into several thin pieces, each piece turning into the shape of a crescent moon, which trembled slightly in front of his chest. With a loud roar, the crescent-shaped blood shot out in all directions.

While dodging the crescent-shaped blood, he took out his weapon. It was a rod, and when he arrived in front of Chou Niu, he swung the steel bar that was five meters thick and was about to hit his head on Chou Niu’s head, instantly shattering it into two parts. It was obvious how strong this monkey king was.

“Shen Hou, what are you doing here?”

“Hehe, Ninth Brother, of course I’m here for errands. There is an order for you to return to the palace as soon as possible. There are other orders.” Even though the youth called Shen Hou wore a mask, it was not hard to guess that he must be smiling at this time. “Hey, and this, Sixth Sis asked me to pass this to you, I haven’t opened it yet.”

Chou Niu received the letter from Shen Hou and opened the flap of the envelope. Inside, he saw what was inside, was a box of medicine, and his face instantly turned into a purple eggplant, looking as ugly as it could possibly be. With one hand, he crushed the medicine, and with his other hand, which was covered with a white paste, he grabbed onto Shen Hou’s collar and pulled him in front of him. How did your Sixth Sis know my hemorrhoid medicine is used up, ah ah! ”

“Aha, I don’t know either. Second brother Chou Niu, calm down.” Shen Hou raised his hands up as if he was surrendering. Through the mask, he already saw that Chou Niu was holding a box of hemorrhoid medicine, and it was of the injected type.

“Since you know my secret, then what last words do you have? Hurry up and say it, brother, your wife and children will take care of themselves.” Chou Niu said coldly, preparing to start a massacre to silence everyone.

“Hahaha, Second brother Chou Niu, this has nothing to do with me, it’s Sixth Sister, that’s her. I remember that before she left, she came to chat with me and told me a lot of things. She said, said …”

Seeing him stutter, Chou Niu shouted angrily: “What did she say, hmm? “Why aren’t you telling me?”

“That second brother Chou Niu, can you put me down first?” Chou Niu knew that Shen Hou’s hands and feet were nimble, and his unique movement techniques were considered top-ranked even amongst all the experts in the imperial household, but he was not worried that Shen Hou would be able to escape from his grasp, and released him. Shen Hou fixed his collar, “When I came back, Sixth Sister told me, she said that she found an ancient recipe in some incomplete ancient medical book, and said that using moonlight to light the fart is good for your health.”

“Bastard, are you trying to trick me?”

I’m serious, Sixth Sister really told me that. She said that in the ancient medical books, there aren’t many opportunities to light up, although sunlight is fine, but it’s just that the light is too strong and it’s not recommended. She said that being overexposed to the sun would be bad, and it seems that the moonlight is softer, so the effect will be better. I said that it’s true, I heard that those sick ministers in the palace, just like that, cured their hemorrhoids.

“Shut up and get lost! Get lost as fast as you can!”

“Yes, yes, yes. Second brother Chou Niu, I will be leaving first.”

“Seriously, this kid is so angry that even monkeys are angered. He’s not serious at all.” Chou Niu used his unique footwork to disappear from his original location, and in less than a breath of time, he reappeared at his original spot once again, holding onto the head Shen Hou who had a large bag of items in his hands. After confirming that there was no one within a hundred kilometers of him, Chou Niu took off his belt, took off his pants, and turned his back to the moon as he sincerely shouted: “Ah, moon, please make sure to cure this humble one’s hemorrhoids.”

Ah!” He woke up from his nightmare and broke out in a cold sweat. When he opened his eyes, he saw Shu Xiaoxiao looking down at him with a cold and flat gaze, as if she was looking at cold leftovers.

“Did you have a nightmare?”

“Ah, yes.”

“You’ve done too many bad things. It’s best if you don’t wake up for the rest of your life.”

“Cough cough, do you want to say this every day?” Shi En who gave his usual response looked around and discovered that he was wearing a bathrobe and lying on the bed in the hotel room. Shi En facepalmed himself, oh, since then, he must have fainted from inhaling the poisonous mist.

Shu Xiaoxiao held up the washbasin and towel that were filled with water on the bedside table. Her face was a little haggard, “Please get up quickly, don’t delay the progress of the mission.” She finished her sentence as blandly as usual and went out.

Shi En propped himself up and sat down, he realized that his face was still hot, but it had become much better. “There is still a refreshing feeling left on his forehead and neck.” “What’s going on?” Suddenly, he looked down and saw a sunflower fan by his pillow. It looked like someone had forgotten to take it with them. Shi En realized, “Could it be that she has been fanning me while I was sleeping?”

“Hanging up, you want some oil?” Are you having a nightmare? ”

“Yeah, you don’t know, I just dreamed about a guy sunning his ass under the moon.”

“Pfft!” Uncle Huzha, who was drinking tea from a teapot, almost choked to death. Cough cough, just a little kid. I’m so hungry. ”

At this time, Shu Xiaoxiao was busy cooking medicine downstairs. She realized that she had forgotten to bring her sunflower fan down from the room. She wanted to go upstairs and bring it back, but she stopped after taking a step. She directly focused her palm on the medicinal cooker and released her inner force, using inner force to increase the intensity of the fire. She wiped the sweat off her forehead and muttered, “Aren’t you afraid of losing lifespan? Let me show you the fire and the cooker.”

“Brother Shi En, let me check your pulse.” Shang Qian came to Shi En’s room carrying a medicine box. He impressively gave Shi En his pulse and even took out a stethoscope to help him listen to his heart rate, “Hmm, the poison has already mostly dispersed. By the way, Brother Shi En, I have a question to ask you, can you tell me?”

At this time, Shu Xiaoxiao had just finished cooking the medicine. She used a wet cloth to cover herself and poured the medicine into a bowl of boiling black herbal water. Shu Xiaoxiao picked up the porcelain bowl and walked steadily upstairs. After Shang Qian saw the medicine, he took out a small porcelain bottle from the medicine chest and poured a small black pill into the herbal water. The pill dissolved as soon as it came into contact with water.

He turned around and said to Shi En, “Brother Shi En, take this medicine, and all of the poison in your body will be expelled from your body.”

When Shi En received the bowl of herbal water from Shu Xiaoxiao, he suddenly felt a burst of heat in his hands, and almost fell down. Fortunately, Shang Qian, who was a slippery man, had very flexible hands and feet, and steadily took the porcelain bowl and blew on it, “It’s so hot, it’s very hot.

Shu Xiaoxiao nodded his head, at the same time, the Uncle Huzha said to Shu Xiaoxiao loudly: “Miss, why don’t you go and sleep for now, I want you to watch over me for an entire day and night, you can do whatever you want if you’re exhausted.” Shang Qian also nodded in agreement, “That’s right, little miss, you should go and rest. With us looking at brother Shi En here, you can rest easy.”

What? Shu Xiaoxiao had actually taken care of him for an entire day and night? Shi En was a little shocked, he raised his eyes and looked at Shu Xiaoxiao, but the latter did not have any undulations from him, only silently saying, “En.” As he lazily lied on the sofa next to him, he gently closed his eyes and a gentle breeze blew past the window. Shu Xiaoxiao’s long and slender, wing-like eyelashes trembled slightly and she couldn’t help but be dumbstruck.

“Brother Shi En, Brother Shi En.”

Shi En regained his senses, he coughed awkwardly, and asked: “What’s wrong? White-haired Boy, didn’t you have a question to ask me just now? ”

“Mn, mn, Brother Shi En, I just want to know what kind of skill you have. Not only can you shatter the Heaven Punisher Axe with a single palm strike, you can even break an arm of an expert from the imperial palace.” Shang Qian turned his head to look at Shu Xiaoxiao who was resting on the sofa, and asked in a low voice, “Also, what did you say to Chou Niu at that time, he suddenly exploded with an astonishing killing intent, and even when I think about it, I still have lingering fear in my heart.”

He nodded his head, and acknowledged Shang Qian’s words. He chuckled: “The temple’s name sounds like the most overbearing name that Hungry has ever seen, just that the temple’s name is too vulgar.” As he spoke, he smacked Shi En in the back with his palm. “Kid, why are you being so ruthless? Why don’t you join the Hungry Land Organization?”

Shi En immediately rejected Uncle Huzha’s invitation, “Don’t, uncle, I’ll tell you honestly. This is the only move I use back and forth, and every time I use my strength, there’s always a relative buffer time.

Shang Qian took the porcelain bowl and handed it over to Shi En. Shi En secretly gave him a thumbs up, this White-haired Boy was too sensible. After Shi En finished frowning, he was quiet for a while. Then he heard Shang Qian say: “Brother Shi En, I’ve given you a pulse, and I feel that your meridians seem to have gone berserk.”

Deviation? If I really go berserk, what should I do? Shi En asked worriedly: “Ah, that White-haired Boy, what should we do with his Qi deviation?”

“Just let my butt bask in the moonlight.”

“…” Shi En never thought that this cunning little fellow would make such a joke.