Legend of Shi’En - C32

Shu Xiaoxiao very impolitely chased Shi En and Shang Qian out of the door, leaving her and the young lady in the room to discuss a trade.

Shi En patted Shang Qian’s shoulder as they walked along the corridor to the stairs. When they finally reached the hall downstairs, Shi En discovered that Jin Erpang and Li Tianwang were still waiting for him there. He suddenly remembered why he had come to find Shang Qian, and quickly pulled Shang Qian in front of him.

“I’m so sorry to have kept you waiting.”

When Jin Erpang saw Shi En bringing another person over, he asked while laughing: “Have you discussed this with your companions yet?”

Only then did Shi En rub the back of his head and say to Shang Qian: “White-haired Boy, this is Mr. Jin Erpang Jin. This time, Mr. Jin wants us to help him carry a few small items to Peiping and send them to him. I can’t make up my mind, so I wanted to ask you.”

“Brother Shi En, this matter is normally handled by the Sister Shu.”

He straightened his back, revealing a rare bright smile, and said sincerely: “White-haired Boy, you can’t do this, we men should strengthen ourselves, how can we let women make decisions, right?” Shi En was truly thinking for him, looking at his current appearance, if he did not take this chance to hone his manhood, when the girl passed the door, he would definitely be eaten alive by her.

“But …”

Shi En rejected him flatly: “There’s no ‘but’, this is how it is decided, we are men, we cannot do anything.” He turned and said to Jin Erpang, “Mr. Jin, we will take this deal.” When Shang Qian heard that Shi En had made the decision, he could only take out an agreement. After both parties signed it, it would be considered as a deal.

When Jin Erpang personally handed the broken bag to Shi En, he immediately did something that stupefied everyone: falling asleep immediately. If not for his deafening snores, Shi En would have suspected that he had died suddenly.

With the deposit in hand, Shi En could finally enjoy the addiction of being a rich person. Being rich and overbearing, he immediately found a room for Jin Erpang to sleep in.

At this time, Shu Xiaoxiao had an agreement, she brought the young girl down the stairs. At this time, the young lady had changed out of her colorful clothes and put on a green robe. Shang Qian was afraid that she had gotten cold and immediately went upstairs to put on a fox fur coat.

Shu Xiaoxiao and Shi En looked at each other, and said at the same time: “I have something to tell you.”

“You first.”

“You first.”

“I took private work.”

“I took private work.”

Alright, it looks like both of them took up private jobs. Shu Xiaoxiao pointed to the young lady, “This is Xiaochang, if you get to know him, you will have to return with us to Bu Gan House.”

“Hmph, I am Zhu Xiaochang.” The young girl proudly introduced.

“Pig intestines? Do you have a brother called the Large Intestine? ” Shi En covered his mouth, and said: “Your father will definitely run the pig farm, and will give you this name.”

“You, how dare you, do you believe that I would ask my Royal Grandpa to drag you out and kill you?”

“You don’t believe me, Grandpa Huang? Your grandfather’s surname is Huang? What is your surname, Zhu? “Oh, I got it. You and your dad are definitely here. Hehehe.”

Shu Xiaoxiao stopped the two of them from arguing meaninglessly, and instructed Shang Qian: “Shang Qian, go and settle the bill with the shopkeeper, we have to set off earlier.” Shi En shrugged his shoulders, he placed his broken bag into his backpack and ignored Xiaochang’s murderous gaze, and directly went back to the carriage. Through the window, he saw Shang Qian following behind Xiaochang like a little wife. He shook his head and sighed: “My brother who was forced to follow me was splashed with water to wash his feet.”

Li Tianwang opened the car door and got into the driver’s seat. Under Shi En’s furious gaze, he opened the car window, spat out the toothpick in his mouth and switched to the Uncle Huzha model. Shu Xiaoxiao and the rest entered the carriage. Uncle Huzha started a fire, pulled the handbrake, stepped on the car and put it in gear. With a “sou” sound, the car left the inn.

After Shi En’s car had left for a while, a few luxury cars stopped right in front of the tavern. Several men in black suits and sunglasses got off the car. They directly entered the inn and ran to Jin Erpang’s room. When they kicked the door open to search, they discovered that Jin Erpang had already broken out of the window and escaped. They searched the room, but found nothing. Then they all went downstairs to ask the people at the inn.

When the waiter saw that the person they were looking for was Jin Erpang, who was acquainted with Shi En, the quick-witted man immediately revealed the matter of Shi En and the rest to them. After the black suited man found out where Shi En and the rest were heading to, he gave the waiter an unbreakable reward and returned back to the car, whispering a few words to the White-headed Eagle ‘External Demon Beast Human’ who was sitting inside.

After listening to the black-suited man’s story, the White-headed Eagle, External Demon Beast Human, frowned and muttered, “Bastard.” Then, they indicated for the driver to drive, and the few black car sped up as they headed towards the direction that Shi En and the others had gone.

“Let go of the brake first, then turn the key, step on it and move it slowly to give oil.”

Uncle Huzha watched as Shi En twisted the carriage until it hummed. After a while, the carriage could not move at all. Shi En sat on the passenger seat embarrassedly and opened the door for Uncle Huzha, “Uncle, you should try again, this time slow down a little, just now was too fast, I can’t remember clearly.” When the Uncle Huzha heard his words, he got on the carriage arrogantly.

“Hanging kid, look carefully. Let go of the brake first and turn the key again. Then, step on it and slowly put oil on the gear.” Uncle Huzha patiently taught Shi En how to activate it, and his movements deliberately slowed down a lot. After the demonstration, he took the key out. “You can practice these for today.”

“How am I supposed to practice without a key?”

Uncle Huzha said, “Don’t worry, you’ll just have to take care of it first, and get some rest.”

Uncle Huzha parked his car in an empty area. After a day of driving, who knew that there was no sign of a hotel on the road. Seeing Uncle Huzha’s bloodshot eyes, Shi En could only volunteer to learn how to drive, as there was someone who could take turns taking over Uncle Huzha’s shift.

There was no one on the road, and the dark road was filled with silence. Now, if a crow flew through the air, just a single cry would be enough to frighten anyone. The entire road was so quiet that only Shi En himself could be heard imitating the movements demonstrated by Uncle Huzha, muttering to himself, “Ignition, handbrake, step on break, gearshift …”

Uncle Huzha slept all the way until dawn. When the first ray of sunlight shone into the carriage window, he stretched his back and realized that Shi En was looking at him with a naughty smile and a pair of red eyes. He rubbed his eyes and said in surprise, “Hanging Boy, you’ve been sleeping all night, and you’re just learning from your mouth right?” Seeing Shi En nod his head, he somewhat admired Shi En’s perseverance.

“Give me the key.”

After Shi En received the car keys from Uncle Huzha, he immediately turned the key in the hole and then stopped moving.

After being stunned for a while, he asked the Uncle Huzha: “Uncle, what is the first step?” Hearing that, Uncle Huzha directly slapped his head, and said depressingly: “Light it up!”

Hearing that, Shi En immediately lit a fire, and heaved a sigh of relief. He lowered his head to look for the clutch, and upon seeing the clutch, he stepped on it, and still knew how to stop it. Then, as soon as the gas was put in, the car died.

Uncle Huzha, who was watching at the side, pitied her, “Hanging Wa, why don’t you let the handbrake go first?

“Oh, okay, okay,” Shi En said after hearing Uncle Huzha’s words. He twisted the car key, put down the hand brake, stepped on the clutch, and fuel was poured out.

Uncle Huzha supported his forehead with one hand and shouted angrily: “Hang Wa, slowly release the clutch waist, wait for the car to move, then oil it.”

“Oh, okay, okay.” Shi En was already sweating profusely from his forehead as he started to fiddle around in a fluster.

Half an hour later, the car was still there.

Actually, Shi En’s performance in learning how to drive was still worthy of praise, but it was just that the Uncle Huzha had high hopes for him, and originally planned to teach him a good lesson so that he could have a disciple who could help him drive the car through the night.

“You’re really stupid, you don’t even know how to drive. I really don’t know how you have the nerve to come out and walk in the martial arts world.” Xiaochang was woken up early in the morning by Shi En and the others. Seeing that Shi En had been toying around for so long, he still could not figure it out, and his impression of him was already not very good, hence he immediately mocked him with his poisonous tongue, “Even the sow in my house can drive a car, I never thought that there would be a creature even stupider than a pig in this world.”

In addition to the anger that he had accumulated throughout the night and the grievance that he had not learnt even after half a day, Shi En was already an explosive barrel on the verge of exploding. To be mocked by Xiaochang now, it was undoubtedly igniting the flames of anger in his heart. His fiery temper exploded all of a sudden.

You little girl, stop talking like you don’t care about your waist, you even know how to drive like a sow, you are just bullshitting, you are even more unreliable than our Lao Huang dog.

“Hmph, Mountain has never seen the world. What’s wrong with a sow driving? The driver of the car that I usually drive is a sow.”

“Yo, you’re a sow driver after all. Do you know how to drive? You can do it. ”

“I, I, you told me to drive, and I did? This young miss has no face at all. ”

“Stop arguing.” Shu Xiaoxiao pressed a hand on a person’s head, stopping the two people who were pulling on their sleeves. She smiled bitterly and said to Shi En: “Go to the back and rest. I’ll open it.”

Shi En was shocked: “You want to open it? Didn’t you say that you wouldn’t? ”

Shu Xiaoxiao did not say much, she immediately opened the door and got out of the car, driving Shi En out of the driver’s seat. She sat on the car, put on the seat belt, turned the key, started the ignition, pulled the handbrake, stepped on the car, and hung him up. Shi En muttered to himself. “It’s pretty simple.”

“When did you learn it?”

“I see it occasionally.”

Shi En facepalmed. He felt that his strong heart had been smashed by a heavy hammer. He took in a deep breath of unsatisfied snot and tears, and inadvertently glanced at the oil gauge’s pointer, and powerlessly said to Shu Xiaoxiao: “Go for it.”

After instructing her, Shi En did not say anything else. This guy was so infuriating, he couldn’t even learn it after spending an entire night. On the other hand, Shu Xiaoxiao could easily learn it after just a few glances.