Legend of Shi’En - C36
“It’s the set. It’s only five taels or eight circles.”
A comical grizzly bear “External Demon Beast Human” was selling it at a stall, while the other silly panda “External Demon Beast Human” was playing with his phone with his claws, shouting: “Hey, five-money, eight circles hey, you can’t be rich, hey, Young Noble, why don’t you bring me back some cabbage.”
A white bear ‘External Demon Beast Human’ with a wooden sword strapped to its waist directly threw three hoops onto Shi En’s face with an expressionless face.
These three bears were all naked and were a little different from the other External Demon Beast Human. Shi En thought: I didn’t offend anyone today, did I?
“Nope.”
Shi En rejected him immediately. He had just glanced at the items on the stall, all of them were fruits and vegetables.
The three bear External Demon Beast Human, on the other hand, did have some business acumen. In this competitive market, if you want to survive, you must know how to innovate. You shouldn’t underestimate this small set. If you really want to attract customers to your market, you might end up getting a bunch of unripe bananas for five cents.
“Why don’t we give you three circles for two money?”
“Nope.” Shi En once again rejected him mercilessly.
“Hey gongzi, why don’t I give you three laps for free? You can just take whatever you want and leave with a pat on your butt.”
Since the three bears had already said this much, how could Shi En have the face to refuse?
Shi En carefully took the three loops. He felt that these three loops looked so familiar, as if he had seen them somewhere before, but the three bears kept on urging him, so he didn’t pay too much attention. Shi En looked at the entire scene, it was either vegetables or fruits, but Shi En did not have any appetite to eat fruits, thus he casually threw three circles out.
Shi En didn’t hold much hope in the beginning, it was just playing around. However, the development of the situation was beyond his expectations. It wrapped itself around the necks of the three bears.
“Ding!”
The three bears around his neck all rushed forward and raised Shi En high up, cheering out loud, “Congratulations, you’ve hit the mark! Sir, you’ve gotten our three naked brothers!”
“What?” Aren’t they fruits and vegetables? The three of you are also one of them? ”
Shi En was still scratching his head in confusion. He had originally wanted to get more cabbages for tonight, but who knew that he would get three? Hmm, the bear paw seems to be pretty good too.
The comical grizzly bear took a piece of paper from the cold white bear’s side, interrupting Shi En’s daydreaming.
Shi En was puzzled, “Why is it so formal? “I don’t think so.”
Panda put away his phone and came in front of me to act cute. He said pitifully, “Gongzi, do you not want us anymore? Then we can only stay in the market and pick up some rotten leaves that others don’t want to use to live. White Bear, I’m cold. Cough cough.”
Even Shi En could feel that the passersby at the market were all staring at him with strange gazes, as if Shi En was the kind of scum who would abandon his pets in their eyes, in the midst of a snowstorm. This kind of scum was only second to pet abuse and was not allowed under the Ming Pet Protection Law.
Shi En’s heart softened. He took the brush and wrote his name on the contract they wrote: Shi En.
Just then, a middle-aged man came to the stall and Shi En casually asked: “Big Brother, are you planning to circle around? There are vegetables and fruits. ” The middle aged man looked at him in shock. When he saw the three bears behind Shi En, he smacked his head and cursed: “F * ck, I told you to help me look at the stalls. You guys gave me a complete set instead, f * ck off.”
Alright, this middle-aged man was the stall owner, why did Shi En feel like he had been tricked?
“You might not believe it, but that’s what happened.”
Shi En who was back at the restaurant with the rest shrugged his shoulders, indicating that he could do nothing about it. He secretly turned his head and looked at the three naked bear brothers who were eating a sea meal at the side of the table, and weakly said: “Hai, after this, there will be another three mouths asking for food, how will my days go?”
Shu Xiaoxiao took a sip of tea and said with a smile that was not a smile: “Since I’ve seen the cat, this is the first time I’ve seen it.”
“I also think it’s suspicious, there’s a big clam clam dancing along the street?” No pie will fall from the sky.) ”
Zhu Xiaochang vigilantly stared at the three naked bears that were happily eating. She poked Shi En on the arm and said in a soft voice: “In a while, find a random reason to drive them away, don’t forget that you still have a mission to complete, you can’t ruin my journey just for your own selfish desires.”
Shi En looked at her in disdain, then shook his head, “I already signed the contract, and I can’t even touch her with my fingers.”
Shang Qian said worriedly: “Brother Shi En, do you think they are spies sent by the External Devil?”
Hearing this, Shi En turned to look at the three bears, thinking that they did not look like spies at all.
It had already been a week since the battle of life and death. Originally, they were trembling with fear that there would still be assassins lying in ambush on the road, but they didn’t.
“Pah!”
Suddenly, a clapping sound came from the three-headed bear’s table. The five of them turned around.
He only saw the grizzly bear with its claws at its waist, “Are you kidding me? This thing is a bear paw? Do you really think that we have never eaten a bear’s paw before? You actually dare to use such a thing to fool us, the three naked bears, with you asking who we are? ”
The waiter was not frightened by the grizzly bear and said calmly, “I know who you are. Aren’t you the rogue bears that have been eating and drinking everywhere recently? How did you find a water fish today?” It just happens to be the right time to settle the accounts from last time. ”
Hearing that, the three bears twisted their fat bodies and came to Shi En’s side, teasing: “Young master, we are your bears now, please help us settle this young master debt.”
“…”
After exiting the snack bar, Shi En sighed, this was his biggest outburst this week.
Before he earned this money, he already owed Shu Xiaoxiao 50 taels of silver. How would he live his life in the future? Shi En was already certain and certain that he had been tricked by these three bears.
However, from the side, it could be seen that these three bears were just relying on him to achieve their goal of eating and drinking, and not because Shang Qian was worried about some spy sent by the External Devil.
Shu Xiaoxiao didn’t really care about the status of the three bears, he was well aware that it was true. Even if they were spies, he would finish them in a matter of seconds and bury them.
After Zhu Xiaochang came out of the small restaurant, he had always scolded Shi En. If they were not mocking him, they were disgusting him. They were even pressing Shu Xiaoxiao’s name of creditor down on him.
Shi En looked at the smirking Uncle Huzha, and suddenly remembered that this Uncle Huzha was the terrifying explosive leader, didn’t he hate the ‘External Devil’ that invaded the mountains and rivers of Great Ming Dynasty?
Shi En was wondering in his heart: Could the Uncle Huzha have a grudge against him for bringing these three bears with him?
There were only eight races that had invaded the Great Ming Dynasty back then, and they were all nobles and famous fighting races from the External Devil s. But these people who were roaming the market today, were all poor people from the External Devil s, and had sneaked in from the skyscrapers of the Yingtian Fu to earn some foreign exchange. Therefore, the Uncle Huzha did not have any ill feelings towards them, but instead had sympathy for them from similar diseases.
On the other hand, regarding Zhu Xiaochang, the Uncle Huzha had more or less deduced her real identity from the information that she revealed without any restraint. Along the way, he probably had his own plans, but none of them were known to Shi En and the rest.
The three bears knew that they would get meat to eat if they followed Shi En and Shu Xiaoxiao. Ever since they left the small restaurant, they had always been short of young masters. However, they did not know that in their hearts, they were already thinking about whether they should sell them to the circus to earn some extra money after escorting the Uncle Huzha.
After all, the current Shi En still owed a debt of ‘Bu Gan House’.
Shi En who was lagging behind opened his money bag and pulled a few coins out. He was vexed over how he was going to earn money and completely did not notice a locomotive that was coming from around the corner.
Ah!” “Bam!” There was a rush of brakes and a crash, leaving a long trail of tire tracks, and the unshakable grace and smoking locomotive.
“What kind of locomotive is this? They almost got someone to give it two hundred yards.” Ah, how the sky turned red. ”
Shi En lifted his fringe that was in front of him, and his forehead started to hurt a little, “Ahh, why am I lying on the ground? Wait, wait, just who am I… Oh yes, I was hit by a locomotive. ”
He pushed himself up against the pain in his head and wiped the blood from his forehead. Shu Xiaoxiao and the others who were walking in front also realized that Shi En had been hit by the engine. The three bears who were flattering Shu Xiaoxiao panicked and hurriedly rushed over.
“Brother Shi En, how are you? Do you need to go to the hospital for X-rays? ” Shang Qian, who was panicking, felt it first, allowing Shi En, who had fallen on the ground, to help him up as he consoled him with concern.
Hearing this, Shi En waved his hands, indicating that he was just going to cut his skin, there was no need to go to that kind of place to spend the money he owed. Shu Xiaoxiao stood at the side. With a somewhat worried expression, he said coldly: “It’s just that the skin is torn, there’s nothing major wrong.”
Zhu Xiaochang curled his lips and gloated: “That’s right, that’s right Sister Shu is right, you don’t have to worry too Xiao Shangzi, his life is very tough, even more tenacious than cockroaches. He won’t die even if he gets hit by the train.”
Uncle Huzha scratched his chin and said: “The Hungry Society (I say), you are just a little behind the scenes (is it true), you can get hit by cars and get hit in the head if you walk anywhere, I hope your mouth (here) can hit your luck.”
“Yeah, after hearing what you guys said, I feel a little more at ease.”
A young man with dyed yellow hair rubbed his head and said, “I was just playing with my phone and I didn’t notice someone in front. I accidentally bumped into him, haha.”
The three bears had been standing behind Shi En ever since they came over, and when they heard that this man was the culprit who destroyed their ‘meal tickets’, Young Master Shi En, they immediately surrounded him.
The grizzly bear grabbed the yellow hair with its paw and threatened fiercely, “Yellow hair brat, you actually dared to hit my young master. You’re just looking for trouble in the toilet, if anything happens to my young master, I’ll smash you to death with my paw.”
Panda stood at the side and said, “Right, hurry up and compensate us with money if you know what’s good for you. Otherwise, we’ll drag you to the officials and let you know what’s good for you.”
The yellow-haired boy was frightened by these two bears’ clamoring, especially when he saw that the white bear was holding a shiny axe in its claws. He swallowed his saliva and explained, “This …” “It’s not all my fault, I …”
With a “thump”, the white bear hacked the axe down onto the electric pole beside it, causing it to break into two halves. It turned around and expressionlessly stared at the yellow-haired boy, who immediately panicked. He quickly waved his hand and said, “I’ll lose money, I’ll lose money, but I don’t have any on me.”
The white bear pointed the axe at him, causing him to turn around in fear. “But I have this thing. I was planning to call my family for a vacation. You can have it. You can let me go, I beg you.”
Shi En saw that he did not sustain much injuries, so he sent the yellow-haired brat away. Seeing that everyone was no longer pursuing the matter, the yellow-haired boy set up the locomotive and disappeared in a flash …
Grizzly Bear handed over a special reward in his hand. He took a look at it and saw that it was written, “Orchid Hot Springs Holiday Center’s family free experience book”. Zhu Xiaochang snatched it away. Seeing the free experience, her eyes sparkled as she said to Shi Xueman, “Hehe, what a blessing. You really hit the jackpot. You still have to go for a hot spring in the winter. Go!
Err, who was it that just said in the snack bar that we have a mission and can’t delay the trip just for our own selfish desires? Shi En speechlessly retorted.
In the end, with the exception of the few who obeyed the majority, the party of four and the three bears majestically made their way to the Lanruo Hot Springs Resort. He had never expected that this hot spring resort would be so remote.
Uncle Huzha drove the SUV and brought everyone to a deep mountain. After going through all this trouble, Shi En finally had a certain understanding of the investors in the Lanruo Hot Spring’s vacation center. This person was definitely a rich second generation who had no place to spend their money, otherwise, with a little bit of eye for discernment, it would be impossible for them to invest this kind of profitable project into this deserted place.
“They really went deep into the mountains!” The Panda held its head with one hand and looked out the window at the snow falling from the sky, and asked: “Uncle Huzha, you have not arrived yet?” Uncle Huzha drove and replied to the Panda who was sitting in the front passenger seat, “Hurry up, wrap up the signal with your mouth wide open. Let’s wrap up the satellite navigation system.
Sure enough, a sign that read “Lanruo Hot Spring Resort Center” appeared in front of everyone.