Lewd System - Chapter 26 A Fated Meeting

Zen arrived at the Korin Tower in a flash. His Flash super speed fused with the teleportation creation of his Infinity Ring made multi-verse travel a breeze. ‘I should really check out my system stats after I get some Senzu Beans. I have to arrange my abilities from strongest to weakest. Not like I have any weak abilities. Man, I can’t believe I am in the DBZ world!’ Zen excitedly clenched his fist and raised it the sapphire skies.

The Korin Tower was not only massive in size but tall as hell! The actual height has never been recorded before! It was so tall that it reached the clouds and could never be seen from below. Only a few people have climbed to the top of this literal skyscraper structure. One name was obvious. Goku himself had climbed to the top of this structure. He was a Saiyan that never gives up and gets stronger every day. Zen had always wanted to battle him.

“So this must be where Senzu Beans are grown,” Zen inspected the wide marble platform arena which had an ancient temple building in the middle of it.

“You are correct! And who exactly are you?” A small chubby white cat walks toward Zen on his two cat legs.

“The name is Zen. Do you happen to have any Senzu Beans?” He asked with his eyes furrowed. He knew about Korin the talking cat, but seeing a talking and walking cat in person would blow away anyone’s mind.

“I do actually. But why would I give it to you? I don’t even know you are. By the way, my name is Korin I am the keeper of the Senzu beans,” The cat said while drinking some tea.

“Well, I can pay you for some Senzu Beans. How much you want?” Zen asked. He could have obviously formed Senzu Beans, but he wanted to get the powerful regeneration beans at its prime source. His Lewd System could make anything he wants however Zen had to imagine what he wanted to create with accuracy and perfection. He didn’t know the formula of a Senzu Bean.

“They are not for sale. Senzu Beans are a rare commodity in this world and frankly, I do even know how you got up here? Are you a friend of Goku’s?” Korin pours himself more tea and starts sniffing cat-nip. “Ah shit that smells so good,” Korin said with a wide smile. His eyes almost opened from how high he was getting.

“Yeah, I kind of am…” Zen answered. He was about to kill Korin, he didn’t want to waste any time.

“Well here’s the deal. My Senzu Beans are locked away in some hidden area I don’t know about and the only person that has some right now is a friend of mine. Which I won’t tell you. Besides what does a mortal want with Senzu Beans.” Korin chuckled as he sniffed more catnip.

“Can a mortal do this?” Zen punches Korin in the stomach with his God Thunder(Thor) and Super Saiyan powers. A blast of thunder surrounds Korin and his body exploded into meat chunks. Blood splattered all over Zen’s face.

Zen then snapped his fingers and reform Korin and reversed time with his Infinity Ring and Beyonder powers.

Korin is easily brought back to life.

“Hooooooly fuck! Okay! I will tell you who has the beans!” Korin said as he pissed himself and tapped his wooden staff on the ground.

“Good. That’s more like it,” Zen said with a sinister smile.

Korin gave the exact location of who had some Senzu Beans.

Zen teleported away and flew towards the location with his Superman Prime form. His whole body turned golden as he flies 10x the speed of light. He flew at quantum speeds that broke the matter around him! Not many beings in the DBZ could match Zen’s power!

Zen arrived at Master Roshi’s island. The meeting of two godly perverts was about to begin.

[A/N: Zen is at the beginning of the Cell Arc in the DBZ world]