Life In Dxd - Chapter 278

A whole week passed by with Tatsuya and the other four girls being holed up in his room doing…..u speakable deeds. Though in real world it was only a few hours since Tatsuya left with Grayfia.

Tatsuya who got up from his bed looked at the four girls who lasted for the whole week straight and sighed seeing that except for Grayfia the other three girls who theoritically had infinite stamina were still awake, though were satisfied with their session.

Ophis who was back into his loli form was sitting in Tatsuya’s lap and eating a chocolate that Tatsuya gave her while being hugged by Tatsuya as well, who too was being fed sometimes by the little girl in his lap.

Kurmui who saw that just lied back on the bed besidea the exhausted Lucifuge and covered the maid with a sheet and let her sleep peacefully. The maid really tried her best to compete with litreal monsters but was unfortunately defeated by the others.

Kurumi and Ruyaa dressed back into their clothes after cleaning themselves with their maigc and Ruyaa asked Ophis, “Hey Ophis, give me some as well.” and tried to reach for her chocolate, only to get her hand smacked by Ophis who without any change in her expression said, “Nothing for Baka red.” and moved the chocolate towards Tatsuya’s mouth who took a small bite out of it and smirked while looking towards Ruyaa.

Ruyaa looked at Ophis with a deadpan expression on her face and used her magic to create an even bigger chocolate than the one Ophis had and looked at the little dragon girl with a victorious smirk.

Ophis who saw that tilted her head slightly and asked, “You don’t get any sweets from Tatsuya, so you are now making them by your own since you feel lonely Baka red.”

Hearing her innocent tone while asking that question Ruyaa felt a dragon god slayer arrow piercing her heart, not knowing how to respond to that.

Seeing that both Tatsuya and Kurumi looked at her and said, “Oof Burn!!” and immediately looked away from the dragon god who was glaring at them.

Tatsuya then gave both of them some chocolates as well while not forgetting to give a bigger one to Ophis who felt proud on recieing the bigger one and left the room after he got reminded by Ruyaa about his brother-in-law who was totally forgotten by both him and Grayfia a few days ago.

Tatsuya came out of his room and checked the situation of the town through his magic and said, “They will still take some time, well it’s better if they don’t see ‘that’ anyway.”

Tatsuya then entered the room where he kept the younger Lucifuge and just as he entered the room he was attacked by a foul smell.

Immediately using his magic to clear the smell in the room he looked at the man who had no will to live….sitting on his shit.

Tatsuya looked at him for a second and then nodded his head and took out some unsee eyedrops from his his pocket and dropped a some in each of his eyes. He then took out some black glasses which will totally obstruct his vision and said, “You brother-in-law. Seems like you….got some shit to take care off. Should I come later if you are busy? Or do you want some help?”

Euclid with his lifeless eyes looked at his arch nemesis and said, “F.u.c.k off you stinky- no no not stink!! You assh- no no no no Asshole either!!! Y-Yo-You piece of SHI- AAHH!!! NOT SHIT AS WELL!!! WHAT THE F.U.C.K DO YOU WANT HUMAN!!! JUST GO AND CUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!”

Tatsuya just scratched the back of his head and said, “Ah, sorry I was just f.u.c.k.i.n.g some time ago so currently I am not in the mood, not to mention Grayfia is tired as well after all that.”

Immediately veins popped up on the always calm and collected Euclid as he looked at Tatsuya with an angry expression on his face and said, “I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU TATSUYA SHIBA!!!”

But just as he said that his stomach started to grumble once again and his face scrunched up in displeasure.

Tatsuya who felt what was happening smiled and asked, “Should I call for Grayfia? She might help you if you are in trouble afterall she is your sister, right?”

Hearing that immediately the restraints that were holding back the Lucifuge broke and he stood up with an outstretched hand towards Tatsuya and said, “Wait!! Stop! Stop!”

Tatsuya just stood at his place and asked, “Why? Aren’t you in quite a…..shitty situation, your sister might help you if you need something, so I can just call her…or do you want my help instead BROTHER-IN-LAW.”

Hearing those words Euclid gritted his teeth not knowing what to do, one one hand there was an option of asking help from the f.u.c.ker in front of him and on the other hand there was an option which made him show all this dissapointment to his sister who he loved dearly. Pondering about what to do for quite a while Euclid looked at Tatsuya with an enraged expression and said, “…Help me.”

Tatsuya smiled and said, “What is the word that you use to ask for help and do ask politely.”

Hearing that Euclid got even more enraged as his body started trembling in anger and he said, “Will you please help me… Tatsuya Shiba!”

“Hmm that was rude as well but whatever, I will help you so what do you need…..no don’t tell me, I already know what kind of ‘shit’ you are in so here take this.” and moved his hand towards Euclid.

Euclid looked at what Tatsuya was holding and blinked his eyes in surprise and looked back towards Tatsuya, then towards the thing and then back at Tatsuya.

“…What is this for?”

“To wipe that off.”

“….A double sided extra sandy sandpaper…”

“Covered with the highest quality holy water as well.”

“I see…..LIKE HELL I WILL USE THAT!!!! MY ASSHOLE WILL F.U.C.K.I.N.G BLEED!!!!”

Tatsuya showed a bright smile and said, “But don’t you need this…..after all in the current situation it is comparable to the highest quality anti bacterial wipes.”

“ITS A FU*KING SANDPAPER!!!”

“But it still have paper in it, right?”

“BUT THERE IS SAND NO EXTRA SAND IN IT AS WELL NOT TO MENTION THE HOLY STUFF!!!”

“You complain a lot, looks like I should call Grayfia to deal with you.” and pulled his hands back and started walking towards the door.

Seeing him walking away after giving a ‘threat’ a lot of possible scenarios came in Euclid’s mind in a matter of seconds and he immediately stopped him and said, “WAIT YOU BASTARD!! GIVE ME THAT FU*KING PAPER!!!”

And immediately Tatsuya appeared in front of him with a sheet of paper which some how looked even more sandy and holy than the one he showed earlier.

Tatsuya smiled and said, “Please take your time, I will be waiting outside.” and handed the paper to his brother-in-law and left the room.