Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying - Chapter 414
Xu Muge’s reputation has a wide coverage, and the scene is very popular.
At this moment, he was wearing a large-scale dress, and bowed his hands towards the auditorium.
“Dear fathers and villagers, friends here, everyone, happy new year.”
This greeting, I don’t know, I think Xu Muge is familiar with them and often comes here.
Xu Muge looked proud.
“Oh, this person, you can’t be too popular, just like me, where I go out and pick me up everywhere, there are only a dozen assistants.”
“Hey, I’ll be filming soon, where’s my assistant.”
Xu Muge looked at her watch and shouted.
“Liu! People!”
A voice came from a distance.
“Son…”
Lao Zheng, who played his father, ran over. Old Zheng was middle-aged, unshaven and a little fat.
He carried a snakeskin bag in his hand and a bedding on his back.
“Son!” He kindly stepped forward and shouted.
Xu Muge frowned, “Why are you here?”
Lao Zheng said with a smile, “I’m not retired, I’ll come to accompany you.”
“Where is my assistant?” Xu Muge asked.
Old Zheng waved his hand, “Fired.”
Xu Muge was stupid, “Who fired?”
Lao Zheng said naturally: “Me.”
“Why did you fire them?”
“I’m here, what are you doing with that money! I’ll take care of you.”
Xu Muge was a little confused, “You take care of me, can you take care of me?”
Lao Zheng put his hands in his pockets, very confident.
“You have to ask me about taking care of people. Just your fourth uncle and grandfather, who has had cerebral thrombosis for more than ten years, so I will take care of you.”
The two looked at each other and laughed.
Xu Muge crossed her waist, “Why, you want me to follow in the footsteps of the fourth uncle, don’t you?”
Old Zheng stepped forward with concern, “Son, are you terminally ill?”
“Who is terminally ill! It’s a big New Year, bah!” Xu Muge quickly explained.
“The key is that you can’t be my assistant. My assistants have been with me for several years. I look at me and they all know what I mean.”
Old Zheng was very dissatisfied, “I have supported you since you were born, what can I not understand, besides, just your fourth uncle and grandfather can’t move in bed, only his eyes can talk , I’ll make eye contact with him!”
“Okay, then I’ll make eye contact with you now and see if you can understand,” Xu Muge said.
“Come and try.”
“Look.”
Xu Muge gave him a left wink and nodded his head to the right.
“Ga~”
Lao Zheng followed his example and looked like he was communicating.
“Ga~”
Came twice.
Xu Muge said: “Okay, okay, what are you doing here?”
“Isn’t it a communication?”
“Do you know what I mean?”
“Anyway, your fourth uncle and grandfather are like this, that means you have to pull out the catheter, what about you?”
“I want water.”
The audience laughed again.
Although it is not a big laugh, it is a knowing smile.
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“Don’t say this guy’s sketches are okay.”
“Let’s make it, it’s much better than the others.”
“Hope it’s more exciting.”
Lao Zheng was stared at by Xu Muge, he turned his head and dared not look at him.
“That’s about the same.”
Xu Muge said quickly: “It’s far! This is not a system thing!”
“Learn slowly.”
Xu Muge looked at the time, “It’s okay, it’s too late, then you can pretend to be an assistant for me, okay?”
“Okay, I can do it.”
“Let me tell you first, the person I played against today is Liang Ruixue, my classmate. We spent some time in college and got dumped by me, you know?”
“And then, she recently took a few scenes and showed off with me. Tonight, she gave me a long face and cleaned up her.”
Old Zheng agreed, “No problem.”
“Let’s go.”
Lao Zheng went to pick up his snakeskin bag.
Xu Muge asked: “What are you doing with these garlic potatoes, I don’t want to make some dumplings for you.”
This is very realistic.
But the young people didn’t like it, Xu Muge walked ahead with a look of disgust.
Lao Zheng said while carrying it, “I even brought the vinegar and soy sauce for dipping.”
The other side of the stage.
Liang Ruixue’s voice came out.
“Dear viewers, hello everyone.”
The scene is full of voices again. Liang Ruixue has a lot of fans. She was invited by the Spring Festival Gala before, but she never came.
After Liang Ruixue stepped onto the stage, she also cupped her hands and said, “I am your favorite Xuexue, I wish you all New Year’s greetings.”
At this time, Lu Zhanbo, who was on the side of the stage, held a sign and shouted loudly: “Xuexue, I love you! I want to give you a chicken!”
“Oops, this fan, don’t take pictures anymore.”
Liang Ruixue finished speaking, only then did Lu Zhanbo react, and quickly put down the sign and took out a camera to take a picture of her.
Liang Ruixue posed all kinds of pos while shouting not to shoot.
After taking a few pictures, Lu Zhanbo went over to help Liang Ruixue, “Sister, don’t pose, no one is taking pictures of you.”
Liang Ruixue also distanced herself from him, looking like she didn’t know him.
Lu Zhanbo said: “Sister, you said that I will be your assistant again, and occasionally make a cameo as a fan, which makes me feel very insecure.”
Liang Ruixue waved her hand.
I hold grudges and speak ill of me every day, and today we must extinguish his arrogance!”
“Understood! I’ll make it clear for you!” Lu Zhanbo replied.
Liang Ruixue nodded in satisfaction.
At this time, Xu Muge and Lu Zhanbo on the other side of the stage came over.
“Oh, isn’t this Lao Liang?”
“Hey, isn’t this Lao Xu.”
Liang Ruixue said: “My voice is not very good recently.”
Glancing at Lu Zhanbo, Lu Zhanbo instantly understood and shook his head.
“Our sister Xue means that we haven’t seen you for a long time, and I miss you very much. Why is your face a little heavy.”
Xu Muge was stunned for a moment, and quickly followed suit.
“My voice has been bad lately.”
Xu Muge said and glanced at Lao Zheng next to him, then blinked his eyes, which was exactly the same as the previous communication.
“Gah~hic~”
Old Zheng didn’t understand, Xu Muge came again.
Lao Zheng suddenly realized and shouted, “Oh, I see, my son is going to have a catheter inserted.”
The laughter at the scene suddenly sounded one after another.
Some seemingly useless dialogues and small jokes in the front are all paving the way for the later.
This sudden arrival, coupled with their wonderful and real performance, which is not obtrusive and interesting, naturally resonated with everyone.
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