Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying - Chapter 415

    Lao Zheng’s words stunned the three of them.

    Xu Muge quickly pulled him aside and questioned him.

    “What the hell? Huh? Who is your son? Am I your son?”

    Old Zheng asked, “Then you are my father?”

    Xu Muge was speechless for a while, “Can I be my grandfather? What kind of generation is this!”

    “I tell you, you can’t call me son, you have to call me Brother Xu.”

    Lao Zheng raised his hand and said, “I’ll give you a big mouth, believe it or not!”

    Xu Muge took a step back and said in a low voice, “You have to call me Brother Xu, and my assistants call me Brother Xu, so let’s just sit here and watch, can you give me some face?”

    Lao Zheng was persuaded and nodded.

    They smiled and returned to Liang Ruixue.

    Xu Muge crossed her waist.

    Lao Zheng pointed at him and said, “My brother Xu, I want to insert a urinary catheter.”

    Xu Muge was confused again, and quickly pulled him.

    “How come you can’t get past the intubation tube! Did my eyes just mean the intubation tube? Didn’t that mean you wanted to drink water?!”

    Besides Liang Ruixue said with a strange yin and yang air: “Why Lao Xu, he always wants to pull out the urinary catheter for you, the kidney is not very good.”

    Xu Muge said: “I don’t have any problems with my kidneys, mainly because last time the crew lacked a role, I led him to play a nurse, always pulling out the catheter, I didn’t expect him to enter The play is too deep, and it hasn’t come out yet.”

    At this time, Lao Zheng took a large canned bottle and put it there and twisted it, but he couldn’t open it.

    Xu Muge took it and twisted it up.

    “Lao Xu, your drinking cup is quite unique,” Liang Ruixue said.

    Xu Muge said stubbornly: “Environmental protection!”

    Old Zheng tried to twist it again, but the phone rang.

    After connecting, I looked at Xu Muge.

    “That….Brother Xu, I….my daughter-in-law is looking for you.”

    The audience burst into laughter.

    His wife is not Xu Muge’s mother, this is too funny.

    Xu Muge hesitated for a moment, but still took the phone, but didn’t put it in her ear.

    “It’s my brother and sister…”

    After saying these three words, the phone was pulled to the ear and shouted again.

    “Mom?”

    This connection seems to be asking “Is it a younger brother and sister?” This is pretending to Liang Ruixue and the others. After all, Lao Zheng calls his brother, isn’t his daughter-in-law a younger brother and sister.

    Xu Muge answered the phone, and the person had already walked aside.

    “Mom, what are you scolding me for! I didn’t call your brother and sister! Scold me again!”

    “My dad is already here! The main reason is that your call came too late. Okay, okay, okay.”

    Hang up the phone, Xu Muge sighed, returned to Lao Zheng, and returned the phone to him.

    “I said why is your wife so temperamental! How can you train me like a son!”

    Lao Zheng cooperated and said, “My daughter-in-law has a problem, I’ll take care of him later.”

    This series of burdens all use the settings explained earlier.

    The audience at the scene and in front of the TV laughed miserably.

    “The Faun is so funny!”

    “I was laughing all the time because I had a low laugh point. Just a sentence of intubation made my snot bubble out of my nose.”

    “It’s not bad, this is the first time I laughed at this year’s Spring Festival Gala.”

    “The Faun’s talent in comedy is really indescribable, absolutely!”

    “This is the level of the Spring Festival Gala sketches! What kind of things were those before!”

    “I took the whole family to watch it together. I was afraid that it would not be funny before watching it. I didn’t expect it to be so powerful, and the whole family laughed.”

    “What do you think about this comment?”

    Xu Muge’s burdens and jokes are useless and useless. It can be said that it is suitable for all ages. Parents, grandparents, and grandparents all laughed.

    On stage.

    Liang Ruixue flipped her hair, “That little Lu, I’ve been standing here for two minutes, I’m tired.”

    “Understood!” Lu Zhanbo hurriedly went to look for a chair.

    Xu Muge also said: “I’m tired of standing too, give me the whole chair.”

    Lao Zheng put his hands in his pockets and said with a smile: “Chair? Who goes out with a chair!”

    At this time, Lu Zhanbo had found a chair for Liang Ruixue to sit down.

    Xu Muge looked at others, then at himself, and asked, “Where do you say I sit?”

    Old Zheng turned his head to look, there was nothing to sit around, so he had an idea, put a spring roll-like bed on his back, and patted it on the ground.

    “Come, sit here and be soft.”

    Liang Ruixue said in surprise: “Oh, the crew didn’t arrange a room for you? Are you going to sleep here?”

    Xu Muge ignored her, threw off her coat and sat directly on the bed, forcibly explaining.

    “As a people’s artist, I have to be grounded.”

    Liang Ruixue raised Erlang’s legs and said with a smile, “Then you’re so arrogant, you’re not very thorough.”

    “Cut, I’m not very thorough in this connection,” Xu Muge said and followed his example.

    “Oops~”

    Old Zheng hurried to help him.

    Liang Ruixue said coldly, “This will be posted thoroughly.”

    After Xu Muge sat up again, in order to change the topic, he asked, “I heard that you are very popular recently?”

    Liang Ruixue stood up.

    “It’s okay, it’s not very popular, it’s just a very famous TV series called, Lao Jiumen.”

    Xu Muge frowned slightly, very puzzled.

    “That’s not right, the old nine doors are all dramas with fresh meat acting skills. How did you get in?”

     “Besides, I also watched that play, and I didn’t find you.”

    Liang Ruixue said with a smile: “That’s impossible, my daughter is number one.”

    “No, what’s the name of your play?” Xu Muge looked like he was inquiring.

    Liang Ruixue’s smile was gone, “Lao [email protected]#￥door.”

    “You wait.”

    Xu Muge found something wrong, “Don’t babble and mess with me, tell me word by word, what’s your name?”

    Liang Ruixue reluctantly replied: “Old Nine…. Stop by…”

    Xu Muge suddenly realized.

    “Oh, my mother, the old nine is visiting. It sounds like a rural woman is idle and has nothing to do, and went to other people’s homes to gossip.”

    “Brother! You are wrong!”

    Lu Zhanbo hurriedly corrected: “My sister played a widow, remarried nine times, and joined nine families, so she was called the old nine.”

    Liang Ruixue gave him a kick after hearing this. Isn’t this dismantling himself!

    The audience burst into laughter again.

    Points +411

    Points +385

    “Oh no, I’m dying of laughter! This little expression is too funny!”

    “A new interpretation.”

    “It’s like watching the Spring Festival Gala back then.”

    “This sketch is not in vain.”