Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying - Chapter 417

Old Zheng naturally knew what Xu Muge was drinking, so he stepped forward and asked with concern.

“Brother Xu! How are you, Brother Xu, have your blood vessels softened?”

Xu Muge stood up with a sad face, “My only thought now is to order dumplings quickly and let me squeeze the vinegar.”

At this time, Liang Ruixue said again: “Brother Xu, you can drink enough when you go to school. Come to Xiaolu and give me another toast to Brother Xu.”

“Okay!”

Lu Zhanbo walked over with the wine and glass, and poured it directly.

“Brother Xu, come here, brother toast to you.”

Seeing that Xu Muge didn’t respond, he said, “What’s wrong? Brother Xu doesn’t even give this face?”

As soon as Xu Muge turned his head, Lao Zheng was holding a cup full of vinegar and wanted to hand it to him.

“Brother Xu is ready.”

Xu Muge took two steps back in fright when she saw the glass of vinegar in the goblet.

The whole person was stunned, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Stunned for a few seconds.

“Look at this, can I do it? I can’t stop drinking if people respect me. Drink one between your assistants, talk to each other, and have a good relationship.”

He sat back.

This can’t fix Lao Zheng.

“It’s not Brother Xu, I… I’m almost sixty? You let me fix this when I’m old?”

Xu Muge raised her hand, “Soften the blood vessels.”

“I’m afraid my blood vessels will soften again!” Lao Zheng cried.

Xu Muge said: “You do it for me!”

He touched Lu Zhanbo, and Lu Zhanbo drank it.

Lao Zheng raised his glass, hesitated for a moment, and poured it directly.

“I can’t fix this thing, give me some of yours.”

Lao Zheng ignored Xu Muge who was beside him, poured a glass of Lu Zhanbo’s wine, touched him, and it was over.

Lu Zhanbo looked like he was not satisfied, and wanted to drink with Xu Muge.

Xu Muge can’t stand it anymore.

“Alright, alright, are you here for filming or drinking? Where’s the director? Director!”

At this point their fifth actor came running.

It is about to usher in the biggest and last joke of this sketch.

The actor who played the director role in the sketch nodded and ran over, holding the script in his hand.

“Let’s just have a scene today, the main thing is that Mr. Xu invites Mr. Liang to do a dance, and then Mr. Liang, you agree, it’s just a simple scene.”

Xu Muge stood up, took off his coat and handed it to Lao Zheng.

“Stop talking nonsense, come on, get the word right.”

Xu Muge and Liang Ruixue each took a script, and the director stood in the middle.

“I’m passionate about you, lady.”

Liang Ruixue was furious when she heard what he said, “Hey Director! I can’t make this scene, he’s a hooligan! He said he wanted to be passionate about me.”

The director smiled and persuaded, “Mr. Xu, look, you are inappropriate, how can you be like this with a good wording.”

Xu Muge pointed to the script and said, “It’s just what you wrote, look at what you wrote, lady, I want to be passionate about you.”

The director explained after reading it: “Oh, Mr. Xu, this is not written, lady, I want to invite you.”

The audience immediately understood that daring is a husband and does not know words.

Points +669

Points +703

“This sketch is too dense!”

“No way, I really want to cry.”

“I don’t know if the cat is watching, laughing or not!”

“It feels like a satire on some illiterate entertainers in the entertainment industry, and the director’s servile and arrogant attitude of the actors is also a satire of reality.”

Xu Muge was also a little embarrassed, raised her hand and rubbed her temples.

“That’s right, the little Lafite just now softened it up for me.”

He waved his hand.

“What, assistant, go and give me the right words.”

The director is also beckoning.

“Come on, assistant.”

Two assistants took their desks, walked to the middle, and started to do it.

Lao Zheng: “Ma’am, I want to invite you to a dance.”

Lu Zhanbo: “Okay.”

The director clapped his hands.

Xu Muge asked: “Is it over? Is this the scene?”

Director: “Yes.”

There was another burst of laughter, and after a long time, it turned out to be such a little drama, and even then the assistant was asked to answer the words.

Some people find it funny, but people who often watch entertainment news know that this is obviously based on real cases!

Xu Muge and Liang Ruixue returned to the middle again.

“Then let’s start?”

“Let’s start,” Xu Muge nodded.

The director said: “Then you call to start.”

The director stepped aside.

The moment started, Xu Muge asked Lao Zheng again, “What words are you talking about?”

“Lady, I’d like to invite you to a dance.”

Xu Muge secretly remembered.

The two assistants also distanced themselves, leaving them in the middle of the stage.

Xu Muge pulled her clothes and adjusted her mood.

“Start.”

After Xu Muge shouted, she looked at Liang Ruixue.

“1234, 1234567.”

Liang Ruixue replied: “12.”

Xu Muge waved his hand, “Come on!”

The scene burst into laughter.

The young viewers in front of the TV were laughing and laughing, and tears came out.

This is also the biggest joke of this sketch.

Points +999

“My God! The Faun has to make me laugh to death!”

“The irony is full!”

“Faun, that’s a no-brainer.”

“Is this also implied? It’s clearly stated, stepped on the face and output!”

“It seems absurd and funny, but it is actually based on real events.”

After Xu Muge and Liang Ruixue finished speaking, they really looked like they were going to leave.

The director hurried forward.

“No, the two teachers, Mr. Xu, Mr. Liang, don’t go.”

Xu Muge and Liang Ruixue walked back.

The director asked: “Isn’t it a dance scene? Why are we counting?”

Xu Muge spread his hands and said, “I’m so emotional, your dubbing will be finished later.”

The director still laughed, “We are the same voice, and there are not many words to say, can you still remember a word?”

Liang Ruixue quickly agreed, “That’s right, I can’t remember a word!”

Xu Muge pointed at her and said, “Don’t talk to me about that useless thing, you just put two words there, and one or two, do you remember?”

“I have one or two to cooperate with you. I think you are only one or two,” Liang Ruixue retorted.

Xu Muge couldn’t say anything about him, so he started training the director.

“This is your problem! Let me tell you, you have to give me the script half a year in advance for these eleven-word lines! Otherwise, who can remember it!”

Liang Ruixue is yin and yang again.

“My God, it’s not mentally retarded to memorize eleven words for half a year.”

Xu Muge pointed at her and said, “Don’t pretend to me! If you can’t, let’s change it. These eleven words are for you.”

Liang Ruixue smiled, “I’m crazy, eleven words! I won’t change it, I’ll suffer!”