Living Life In Naruto Relaxed. (I Am Egotistical Though.) - Chapter 80

“Sigh what a good piece of land for us.” Kai smiled. He looked out towards the miles of empty area in appreciation of its beauty. He was almost saddened to ruin it. Almost. “OK back up.” Jumping into the air he took a deep breath. “Haaaaaa,” all the snowy mist was s.u.c.k.e.d in. ‘Firestyle: Fire Annihilation Technique!’ Going through the hand’s motions for insurance and more control, he ignited the entire area melting the snow.

“Fang over Fang!” The Inuzukas yelled as they made several trenches heading to the west.

“Waterstsyle: Tsunami!” The village of women yelled lead by the two Hyugas Hisa and Hikaru.

As soon as the water melted they pulled it away from the flames and moved it to the west. In a mater of minutes, there was a lake to the left of the village land.

“All that is left is wood and whatnot.” Hikaru said.

“Yeah, actually stone for the most part. There will be a few wooden houses most likely depending on people’s prefrence, but for now stone.” Kai said stepping forward. He stabbed his hands into the earth and rearrange several areas under the soil. Flattening them out and hardening them with his chakra. “Whew, that was a really good idea. The soil down below was fertile as hell but the fault line underneath was prime for shifting and sinkhole openings. Have to thank TenTen when I get back.”

“Nice work.” Colin said. “Can we get a field to the left to raise snow dogs?”

“Talk to Hisa. She has the lay out for the village.” Kai said smiling at the man. Colin walked away and started talking to Hisa who was now talking to Mastica. “Alright time for the homes.”

“Kai wait!” Mastica said causing him to stop. “There is a problem.”

“Uh-huh what is it?” Kai watched as a man stepped forward. The problem was from him and not her.

“You have the clans spread all around.” Kobalt said pointing at the layout. “We are not near each other.”

“Let me see.” Kai said not moving from his spot. Hisa handed the paper to Kobalt who walked over with it. “You are where you are supposed to be. Why in the hell would I group you all up by area like that? If the enemy attacks based on position you will get slaughtered.”

“The spread out is design to cover all areas. In other words rapid response. Each section can be covered by the specialty of each individual ninja family nearby. So if there initiators the different spread of Hyuga should be able to spot them. The different Inuzukas should be able to smell them. The village women are spread in the way as a generic police force and healers.” Hisa said. “This is what I thought up. Mastica approved it as well.”

“Ok, so solved.” Kai said before turning back around. Grabbing hold of more chakra was all he needed for the next step.

“Wait don’t you think..” The man try to say again.

“No. It sounds effective to me. She worked on it and is a strategist. Mastica backed it. Both of them have my trust. All I need to do is go over the different tactics that will come up. That is it.” Kai shook his head and handed it back.

“Inuzuka’s never get split up.” The man said defiantly.

“No leaf Inuzukas dont. We are about survival. You forget, when this village is formed, it will be one clan your old one will be gonzo.” Kai said plainly.

“Do we have to do it this way?” Another person asked.

“Yup. What is the point of a new start if you are just going to go by the way things were done back in the Leaf village. If so, go back and get put under house arrest.”

“No. I rather die. Maybe I should just leave.”

“You should do that now then.” Kai said again.

“Is there something the matter with later?” Another Hyuga asked.

“Yeah.” Kai stood up. “You have the chance, all of you do to leave right now. After the village is formed, I will consider it desertion. I will kill every last one of you then if you leave. This place is not for you to just to get safe passage and get supplies then leave.”

“You could just erase the memories father.” Kimimaro said.

“Nope, not foolproof. A corpse tells no secrets. A body reduced to ashes leaves no trace.” Kai said while looking him directly in the eyes.

“Then I am leaving.” The one Inuzuka said. He turned to his two sons and grabbed them. They did not budge. “What is wrong with you two? Let’s go.”

“You go. We have lost everything twice because of you. Lost our standing in the clan. Lost our mates because you got drunk and hurt them. You even drove mom and big sis away.” The eldest said. “I am not going to follow you anymore.” He was a genin ninja. According to the rules, the boy was technically a man.

“Me to. Do what you want.” The youngest said. He bared his fangs at the man he once called father. “I am staying here. Where I can build my own life away from your control.”

“Ungrateful little.” The ninja raised his hand as if to strike. He stopped when a strong weight of Chakra bore down on him. “Guh.”

“I am OK with corporal punishment. But this is not that. They are ninja. Therefore a.d.u.l.ts. They may not have it in them to strike against you now, but that does not mean I won’t kill you on their behalf.” Kai said looking at the person. He already didn’t consider him a man.

“Fine then.” He turned to leave addressing the crowd. “Who ever wants a better life free from him, come with me.” His eyes widen when the people just parted away from him. “Even you Cobalt?”

“Yeah, are you stupid? I have two wives. My sister found three husbands and my aunt was cured of her lung sickness.” Cobalt looked at him like he was crazy. “I have it pretty nice here with them. I also have a litter on the way with my first wife. I am not going to jeopardize that for your so called freedom.”

“Fine.” The person walked away. No one was that upset to see him go. Especially the Inuzuka’s. He was a bad man. In every way, you could think of. Only reason he was allowed to live was because of his contributions to the clan in the past.

“I say we kill him.” Mastica whispered to Kai. “He is a problem waiting to happen.”

“It is ok. I have a trace on him. As long as he doesn’t step out of line and try to sabotage everything is ok. ” Kai placed his hands back onto the soil. “Alright time for the buildings.”

Slowly the buildings rose from the soil. Kai was bringing them out this way to test the structures and the ground itself. Also for the villagers to see him doing it and not just making them appear. In less than ten minutes the big structures were out. In another five the hospital and policing guard houses were out. Then the schools and all the housing areas. As well as two apartments. One in the north and one in the south.

“Oh boy. I may have overdone it a little.” Kai sat down and looked around. Then spreading his awareness he felt everything fit into place perfectly. Then the barrier activated. “OK next part.”

“Already did it. Waiting on you dear husband.” Hisa said smiling. She had an ink brush in her hand. She tucked it away when it dried up. “Just need your finishing touch.”

“Everyone place your hand or your foot that has the marking Hisa just drew on you out.” As Kai said for them to do so, he reached into his pocket dimension and absorbed another Chakra jar he had stored. “OK, here we go.”

Flooding everyone with Chakra, he listens for their heartbeats to make sure nothing happens wrong there. No problems occurred.

“Ah feel all tingly.” An Inuzuka ninja said before watching his hands become younger. “Wow.” All in the area the same thing happened. That and the hair changing white and their Chakra increased.

“No problems have occurred.” Hisa said walking over. “Everyone has better health and Chakra levels. All that is left, is to do a check on the pregnant women and elderly more in dept.”

“I like it.” Mastica said as she touched Kai’s hair. “It looks kool.”

“Thanks.” Kai gave her a smile before giving her a kiss on the lips. “You taste the same so that is good.”

“I better.” Mastica smiled before going to do a check on everyone else. “It will be a month before you go and help the snow-head. That place needs straightening out from what I learn from his family. There technology is better than the leaf. So something to gain from that I suppose.”

“Yuri, go and do an advance recon. I can tell you are restless. Take your teammates with you.” Kai said after a little thought.

“Umm, husband I say we retire for the day. Check on the none important stuff tomorrow. Everyone needs to get acquainted with their homes and the laws we have.” Hisa said. She didn’t wait for an answer as she started dragging him along. Several clones of her and the other medical members checked everyone over. “I have something to show you as well.”

“Umm alright.” Kai looked back at Kimimaro who smiled. He then turned to go and help with anything he could find to do. Yuki following behind him. “Best of luck Father.”

-Inside the house-

“Suprise.” Hisa said. Inside the room were Pan and Hikaru. They were sitting on the bed. Dressed in only robes.

“Ummm, what in tarnation is this? Are they here to give me a massage or something?”

“Nope. Here as wives.”

“Da fuc.. I mean what? They are both married. Totally not into that.” Kai shook his head. “Besides aren’t they your friends?”

“No, they are not. Both were granted a divorce by the Hokage. Second, this is our village crazy. Our laws matter.” Hisa said. “Also remember on the island when you were supercharged. It may happen again. They have volunteered to help. Also, they do enjoy spending time with you and us.”

“If I may.” Pan said standing up and walking over to Kai. “Listen my husband couldn’t save me from the council and almost cost me my life. Gaara had a terrible time until you got us out of there. To top it off, you removed the tailed beast from him. Who turned out to be OK once you get to know him. I have not been with a man for several years now.” Pan grabbed his hand and put it on her c.h.e.s.t. “I will try to **** you if you deny me. Pakura should have warned you how hard-headed sand women are.”

“Alright. But .. nevermind. Let my hand go before I do something you may regret.” Kai pulled his hand back and opened his pocket dimension. “I rather give you this before we do any carnal activity. Just in case you change your mind.”

Out came two bodies. That of a boy around 10 or so. And a girl around 9. It was a little to hard to tell the differences really. He might have the ages reversed. Slowly there hair changed white as Hisa put the marks on.

“Your children Kankuro and Temari. It was supposed to wait till later, once you were settled and I talked to you more but then..” Kai stopped as she hugged him in a death grip. Sand left her and brought the children to them both. “What a grip!?

“Thank you! A thousand times Thank you!” Pan released her grip and checked on her children. Both were fine and breathing was normal. They were just under an illusion. “I have so much to tell them. I will come back later for this.” She grabbed Kai’s crotch then hightailed it out of the room.

“Well, that was nice of you.” Hikaru smiled. She gave Hisa a look as the door was locked. “She can have you the day after tomorrow. Your two Inuzuka wives have you tomorrow. For now, I want to serve my new husband.”

“She is the same as me. Hope your not disappointed?” Hisa whispered in his ear. “You defintely do not feel like it.”

“Yeah, your right. Anymore surprises I should be aware of?” Kai turned to her slightly.

“Hmm nothing worth mentioning for now.” Hisa responded. “You will know tommorrow.”

-Next Morning-

“Ahh, that was something. Wait what?” Kai looked around and rembered he started a village the previous day. His hand landing on two soft pillows. “Yeah, that happened. So many wives. Wait so many children. There cannot possibly be anymore in the future?” A pulse of chakra from Pandemonium let him know there would be. Then a vision of a lot of him moving around. ‘Well, at least they each get someone. Or maybe I have turn slightly delusional.’

“Knock, knock” two taps at the door shaking him from his thoughts

“Come in Mastica,” Kai said as he sat up and double checked who it was.

“Morning Alpha. I see you have increased the size of the pack. That is good.” Mastica walked over and ignored the two sleeping women and kissed Kai. “Your morning breath taste’s of them. The patrols are all set and in motion. The seals are keeping the area devoid of snow. A little tweaking as you say to get that area at a better level.”

“Morning to you as well.”Kai grabbed her and pulled her onto the bed as they talked. “And the villagers themselves how goes that?”

“So far so go. A lot of the Inuzuka’s are having trouble with the change. The smell of so many different people nearby is messing with them. But is assuring with the chakra connection we all share.” Mastica snuggled furthur into him. “It is a challenge that they are loving. The law about breeding makes them even happier.”

“Um. I can understand your former clan did it to stay strong but I won’t press-gang our people to produce a child to serve the clan. Hell, we will have to many kids as it is If things are not regulated more.” Kai thought about the different women that received the fertility enhancement.

It was bad when an Inuzuka took one. She f.u.c.k.e.d two of her clansmen into a coma. The next day she was extremely peaceful. Even giddy as she found out she was carrying octuplets.

“Glad we diluted it some.” Mastica said with a lopsided smile. “The clan head went nuts with the potency. But it helped with some leeway to getting better treatment and getting the misfits out.”

“Yeah, my beautiful misfit.” Kai squeezed her tightly to him. “You are doing fine yes?”

“Mmhm, I have studied the Aspect of Death quite well thanks to Arianna. As well as my Hunt aspect.” Mastcia wiggled closer into him. Completely covered by his scent she started to slumber a little. “This is all I wanted. Hozumi can not wait till later. Right now she has so many people straighten out and working. The use of shadow clones has made her job so much better.”

“That is good. With her running Administration, You with security, Hisa civilian with Hikaru & Pan things are heading in a great direction.” Kai still refused to let her go as he pulled in her smell. She was becoming stronger even faster than the others. “I think after I spend time with Kinimaro I will come straight home.”

“Sounds good. Time to let go. I need finish my rounds.” Mastica got out of his hold reluctantly. “Later for now. Oh, your surprise is on its way.”

“Fwoosh,” she left in a burst of speed.

“Haa, this is just nice.” Kai sighed as he leaned against the headboard. He was surprised to see the others awake. “Well, morning.”

“Morning.” Hisa said. She gave him a kiss and left to freshen up.

“Morning.” Hikaru said. She had a blush on her face remembering what she did last night. “How are you?”

“Good and you?” Kai gave her a smile and held her hand.

“Great. I need to check on Hanabi.” Hikaru tried to pull away but couldnt. “Is something wrong?”

“No. Hanabi is fine, look.” To the side, Kai projected a glass screen. Inside little Hanabi was sleeping soundly. With a pan of the screen to the outside, a few ninja patrol in the morning air. Genin and their Chunin in two’s and A Jonin not to far away.

“Knock, knock.” Two sharp taps at the door before it was opened. In walked Oreo.

“Hey .. thought you were against coming here?” Kai asked surprised.

“Yeah I was.. but after Hisa gave me a rundown I thought better of it. Besides, the chakra here is a good way for us to develop a better resistance to the cold.”

“That is good.” Kai looked at the children the two shared. “Is Horus doing ok? It looks as if his seals have come undone?”

“Yeah, he removed them again.” Oreo said proudly.

“That is not for him to do. He is to young to control his strength. He is dangerous like that. DO you not remember what happened to Sekh.” Kai told her in a harsh tone. He sent his chakra reapplying the seal. The boy feel asleep instantly. “Explain to him again what happens when you dont listen. Or I will.”

“I will you big grouch,” Oreo said. “It was only a small burn. The fire was put out quickly enough.”

“True it was.. but someone could have died,” Hisa stated. “I agree that have to be sealed till they are older and can control their strength. Several clans do that with unique bloodlines.”