Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN) - Chapter 311

Day 75 – Evening, The Capital, Souvenir Store Orphanage Branch

A highschool boy with a side job in message delivery came with a notice. Stalker Girl and her Father, are still recouping and their clansmen were left at the Frontier to keep an eye over the situation, so the store managing highschool boy with a side job in message delivery has to run around.

「It was decided that the raid on the Royal Palace that we’ve been invited to happens on the night of tomorrow, so hurry up and make up your minds on the dresses already? Also, there won’t be a need to change outfits! So one dress should be enough after all, so why are all of you demanding three changes of clothes? Why every time I see you there are even more design drafts? Just look at this, 『A party dress for afterparty party』, the ball is the party! This one is『Evening Dress too』, the evening dress is for an event that is held in evening, if you are going to order that at least call it afternoon dress, but since the event is in evening, the evening dress is what you need first!」

Just how many dresses are they intending to take with them? I don’t think there will be any use for them once we go back to the Frontier? I mean, the only noble there is Meripapa-san, who only keeps inviting trouble without ever inviting to any parties? If he ever has any business with me, in 90% of cases, it’s about new massage chairs or adding new functions.

「Alright, then we’ll bear with one dress for now, and then the second one later?」

「Yeah, we won’t be able to decide until tomorrow night, so two outfits can wait for later.」

「Aaah, which one should I pick? Two for tomorrow, and then two more later?」

　「「「That works too!」」」

「It doesn’t! Stop right there! The number didn’t just casually go up, it went up with quite a majestic openness? How come the conversation moved from not needing more than one back to two and the almost deciding on three only to make a sudden unanimous decision on four with only eye contact, completely passing the deliberation phase, and even placing an order to me with a through pass in a direct pass, and the goal is somehow wide open!」

The number of outfits increasing to four right after I complained that one should be enough is the greatest mystery of this world, but I suspect the number might increase to eight if I unravel it, so let’s just withdraw for now. The vertical spike in the rate at which additional orders are coming, is so steep that even the greatest of mountaineers would be shaken from looking at it!

The boys, on the other hand, have no demands at all. Rather giving off the impression that they want to wear none of this at all. I’m the same, you know? I mean, tuxedo and a bowtie? That’s too much to bother with, so I absolutely won’t allow you to escape on your own! If I’m going down I’m taking the Geeks with me? Being able to take the Idiots as a bonus is PRICELESS?

「Haruka-kun, I decided, this one, please! A garter and underwear included, I’m fully resolved! Main emphasis on the defensive power, I’m sure I will be able to protect everyone with this dress!」

The Shield Pres is holding two tightly gripped fists in front of her to signify her resolve. A drape-line long dress with a large puffy skirt. In contrast with the voluminous skirt design, which emphasizes defense, the upper part is sleeveless with a halter neck and the back is fully open? Protection for the legs only? Well, mana protection can cover that part easily, even bikini armor could work even, but it seems they don’t want to participate in the ball wearing bikinis together? Even though they are so popular now? Bikini-wearing maidens, or rather, they are the ones on whom the characters were based though? But they are against it.

And I also received orders for everyone’s belly dance outfits. Doing everything at once should also reduce damages. For some reason after having clothing orders forced on me, and going through the trouble of making everything despite the embarrassment, they come to scold me with blushing faces? What? Be gentler? Tell that to Evil Hands, not to me? If they wanted more lewder, that I diligently study and practice daily, but gentler? Evil Hands already have a very gentle soft touch? I don’t get it?

「Haruka-san, are you sure about making a dress even for me? My idiot of a brother caused you such trouble, and you even provided me with medical treatment, or rather, I was given such precious mushrooms, and yet allowed to live such a nice lifestyle, and now, on top of all that, even a dress…?」

Eraera-san, was it? Anyway, Elven Little Sister Girl seems to have also finally made up her mind on design. She still seems to have some reservations about this, which is unexpected considering how hard she was wracking her brains trying to decide on the design. Little sister looking with upturned eyes as if in hopes is cute by itself, but this one is also a pretty elf-san, and despite being an elf has a sizable chest, this Elven Little Sister Girl-san would’ve certainly won the top prize in the wonderful younger sister championship.

Healthy color has returned to her face that previously had a sickly look due to her losing so much weight over the course of the long illness, and while it’s hard to tell with her pale skin, her complexion seems to have improved too. The daily mushroom menu has restored her body while also improving her weight, so with this lovely appearance and marvelous forms regaining healthy look she will surely look great in a dress. Moreover, she was also looking after the orphans in our absence, so something as trivial as dress can be considered part of the payment. Even the payment for the mushrooms is easily covered by the money I made from selling Reroreroing Stupid Brother, with a huge margin even. However, to think middle-aged man can be sold for such a sum, what the world has come to… Is the end of the world upon us?!

And with 21 girls all coming in one crowd in the end, plus the person in charge of blindfolding, the person in charge of hanging on chains, and jiggle-jiggle in charge of therapy, the work room is way too small for 25 people!

Wait, 21? Which means the Bitches have snuck in, casually trying to get another dress made! But since they are so close in such a confined space, they might bite me if I complain, so let’s keep quiet.

「It’s cramped in here, are we going to do everyone at once? Why is everyone butt naked? Is there some sort of an event? If there is like『Naked Festival Full of Highschool Girls』currently going on, then I’d not only gladly buy tickets, but also consider getting annual subscription with great forethought, but where do I even buy tickets in this world? Or rather, I might summon scalpers from another world to make them queue for not only all top seats in the center but also premium-tier seats as well, where are they selling those tickets? I’d like to see that~! 」

「「「「「Don’t look! There aren’t any for sale! Also, there is no such festival!」」」」」

Looks like I don’t have to summon middle-aged scalpers. I’d certainly like to avoid increasing middle-aged men ratio any further, but for the sake of『Exciting ❤ Naked Festival Full of Highschool Girls』I was ready to bite the bullet and do what is necessary, but since there is no bullets around I thought maybe I can lovingly bite Armored Pres-san instead, but looks like there is no need. How regretful, for both of those.

「Alright, I’ll be starting then… You are too close though! Or rather, it’s too cramped in here. There is no space to make clothes, the only development I can imagine from here is a shameless-tentacle-hell-on-an-overcrowded-train play, are we really going to do this? What are you, some sort of nymphos?」

「「「「「We are doing this, but we aren’t nymphos! We have to do it together or it’s too embarrassing! 」」」」」　

The room, jam-packed with naked highschool girls and even Elf Girl thrown into the mix, seems to have no room for consideration for highschool boy-like embarrassment. They are probably shy about getting touched and having their voices heard one by one, so they thought if they come all together, it will be impossible to tell who made which sound. But 『Wisdom』-san can distinguish even 100 people with synchronous Parallel Thinking, but since no one asked me about this, let’s keep quiet. It’s kind of scary with them surrounding me like this?

Even with my eyes covered, I can still sharply sense their presence, allowing me to visualize everything inside my brain in a vivid panorama of 21 highschool girls + Elf Girl densely packed and me sitting in the middle of this gorgeous sea of bashful flesh…… What did I come to this world for?

I want to think it wasn’t for underwear manufacture. Being brought to another world for such a reason would be so unreasonable that even Marie-san would be outraged? She’d sure say something like『If there is nothing but women’s bodies all around, then why not become a woman yourself?』, wait, Marie-san, you were interested in Sex Change stuff?! I can see her queuing to buy some doujinshi on the topic!

「Then, I’ll do it in one go, so try to make as much space between you as possible and do your best to avoid collapsing for as long as possible? From what I’ve seen so far, not like I’ve seen anything though, doing your best seems so useless that I might as well say it thrice, useless, useless, useless, but since the final result seems everyone hanging in chains and me getting scolded, please do your best? No need to do your best at sermons? Well, here we go…『Magic Wrapping』『Evil Hands』『Holding』『Lewd…』, ah, no, Lewd Arts aren’t needed, huh? If I didn’t activate it the disastrous sight will manifest itself in a never before expected 360 degree view?」

Kuh, this is tough! My brain, my brain is melting? I mean, detailed data on 21 naked bodies is being sent into my brain where it’s rendered into a 3D image in full color with a touch of Virtual Reality feeling, but if I open my eyes, that virtual reality is very real, which makes it even more dangerous! And the virtual image is pretty much the same as the actual picture, but what’s more important, since they are so close, I can feel their body warmth and smell for very real, making it very tough in a highschool boy-like sort of way. Yup, this is tough.

「「「「「「AAAAAAhHAAAAAAAAGYAAAAAAAAA GAGAGAGAAGAGAAAAAAAAAHGAHGHAGAGAGAH GAGAGHGAHGAHAGAGAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGA, Kyaan. (*Flop*)」」」」」」」 　　

「Hang? Everyone. The order.」

No, I’m not at fault here, okay? This is because there were too many of them, so the first girls who were unable to endure it further faltered and bumped into others, causing a domino effect, as the result of which, Evil Hands, who were avoiding super dangerous spots ended up repeatedly attacking them with pin-point accuracy, and with the girls and Evil Hands tangling up, falling over, and rolling around, the effects of 『Sex King』and『Lewd Arts』flowed into their whole bodies as they struggled, getting them tangled up even more while continuously pumping them with the effect of the skills… Well, total annihilation? Sort of?

Right, it can be said that this is a tragedy created by highschool girls being packed too densely. But while I’m also buried under the squishy, the overworking highschool boy-like cog-wheel of this world keeps spinning wild in overgear as my eyes are busy spinning around, enjoying the dizzying paradise-like utopia, but could you please move them away soon? Yeah, the highschool boy began a pretty dangerous metamorphosis, so it’s really risky right now?

Well, let’s wrap this up while they are hanging. It’s actually easier to work this way, but I’ll likely get scolded if I actually say this. It’s great that everyone conveniently chose sleeveless designs? With their arms raised in hooray and all?

And it seems they finally woke up.

Looks like the utopia didn’t require hunting and massacring blue birds and actually was right here all this time. Concentrated Flat Gaze bombardment from encirclement of Highschool girls WITH Elf Girl, wearing just finished gorgeous dresses! They are still hanging though. Let’s pull them down already, okay? For some reason, all the scolding for this will be on me, you know? Well, I’m the master after all.

Then, when I brought out the large mirror, which was still in the trial stage as a new product, all of the girls lined up, captivated by their own appearance. If I don’t add more mirrors another jam is going to begin. It’ll break if you push it like that, you know?

I’ve been trying my hand at making some small mirrors from time to time and pushing them to girls, ripping them off, but it seems there is still some dissatisfaction with the quality. The glass should’ve gotten quite smooth by now, and has only slight distortions. Evil Hands are making those under control of『Wisdom』, so there should be no issues on that part, the fact that the reflection is still unsatisfactory has to do with glass composition and the iron plate on the backside.

The trial and error with glass composition has made the glass more transparent, and it’s safe to say that there are pretty much no impurities by now. I’m doing it through Holding Magic, also under control of 『Wisdom』, so the quality should be fine.

The issue is the iron plate. I kept refining and polishing it, but miniscule gaps between it and the glass surface are forming anyway, creating distortions. Perhaps it’s because of the lack of materials, The mirror’s original plating process is a type of surface treatment that coats the surface of the material with a thin film of metal, and it’s a technique that should be possible to recreate with it with magic, but when I tried making it as a trial, I could see through it. ? Both from the back and from the front, moreover, it cracks and peels off over time. I don’t know the manufacturing method, it should be just spraying silver on the surface, but since it doesn’t go as intended, there either should be some additional steps, or there is some sort of an error in my process.

Well, it gives reflection, so it’s fine, I guess? They are happy with it after all?

「「「Amazing, all big sisters are princesses!」」」

The orphan girls cheered and shouted at the sight of the girls who appeared in the dining hall in dresses. Even if they are little, they still seem to like dresses.

So let’s make dresses for the orphan girls too. The orphan boys will probably hate tuxedos but let’s drag them into this as well. Yeah, I have no desire to wear it either.