Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN) - Chapter 313

Day 75 – Nighttime, The Capital, Souvenir Store Orphanage Branch

Aah, what a bother, what a drag, I can already feel the time stretching like a cheese, speaking of which, how about some noodles with it? No, even if I ask how about, I still haven’t gotten to proper ramen, and thinking of curry is even more absurd, even so, it’s such a drag.

The ball is exactly the place for the person known under the pen name of M-san to make an appearance and go on guillotine-swinging rampage, which actually sounds a lot more fun! I mean, it’s such a pain, but Royal Girl and Merimeri-san said they are going to stay here for tonight, so I won’t be able to make an escape. Or rather, the girls seem to be looking forward to it a lot, practicing dance even now with zealous enthusiasm.

Getting it canceled would be too much of a pity, so I have no choice but to go.

Ending up in such a world they kept going from one battle with monsters to another, and this time even got involved in a war, going through lots of hardship, so it should be fine to have a bit of fun. They are that overjoyed about this, so let’s put up with a bit of trouble. Holding hands with a girl is embarrassing for a highschool boy, you know? But tentacles seem not allowed.

I’m also not letting the Geeks and Idiots get away tomorrow. I’ve just tied them up and threw them into the underground jail to prevent them from escaping, so it should be fine. Yeah, they were trying to run away on their own, can you imagine? I knew they’d try something like that, so I had Demon Scythes monitoring them, and turns out I was right. They aren’t going anywhere.

Well, I have no intentions or desire to dance, but since I might get scolded I learned the dance anyway. Yeah, all I had to do is observe it with 『Rajingan』, record it with『Wisdom』and then move my body with 『Muppet』and『Body Control』, so it was easy. After all, it’s simple motions (dance) that don’t involve any magic power, skills, or unique body manipulation.

「Well, a necktie, or rather ribbon tie, or rather, I’d like to fly away, or rather, I wish I was a butterfly? Not really, but my white ribbon tie is being a butterfly, flapping around due to the butterfly effect? So it’s annoying? Just who came up with this? What exactly is the fun part? I struggle to comprehend. Well, getting close and personal with the girls might be fun, but if that was the point then I would’ve been better off in highschool girl bodypile, with a closer than close contact with added bonus of disheveled clothes, threatening to send me on one-way trip to paradise with densely squished bodies, which is a bit of an open secret of sorts, not like I’m trying to hide it though?」

(Jiggle-Jiggle)

Since it’s a social dance, it must involve socializing, but I have no business getting chummy with the Kingdom’s nobles. It also serves as a place for young nobles to make acquaintances, and meet potential partners, but it has nothing to do with us since we are not nobles. What did Playking call us for? What if he only wanted to say LET’S PARTY?! Damn that Playking, unforgivable.

—-really sorry, screwed on edits, trying to wrap it up right now, check back in a few hours—-