Magical Love: Learn To Love In Another World - Chapter 118
“I accept! Rei, everything will be fine. I am not as weak as you think.” Alissa gave me a reassuring smile. I could only allow it since she seemed ready and raring to go.
“Okay, but be careful Alissa. He doesn’t seem like one who can hold back.” I mean he looked more excited to be fighting a little girl than some pervert on the street who was getting ready to cop a feel on some unsuspecting girl.
“Hey! I know when to hold back. It is just each one of you at your age is crazy strong, so I wish to see just how strong your new member is.” Maddex looked a little annoyed by my words but I will not retract them since what I said held meaning because his words and that stupid grin on his face said two different things.
Out in the guild arena, Alissa stood with her abacus in her hand. I really wanted to facepalm myself when I saw that abacus but I was the one who gave it to her, so it was pretty much a given that that would be the only thing she would use. But still just looking at it made the whole scene of a young girl staring down a grown man with a greatsword in his hand an even more comical sight. It seems Maddex thought so as well as I could hear him say. “Little lady I think you should pull out your weapon.”
Alissa stared at him confused as she looked at the abacus in her hand. “Umm… It is out?”
“Why are you asking that as a question?” Maddex was even more confused. “Well nevermind suit yourself, little lady. Here I come.”
With barely any warning Maddex shot forward with his left hand stretched out and his other trailing slightly behind him with his sword in hand. Alissa who was startled by the sudden attack forgot to move and in less than a second Maddex was upon her. It was just that his hand was now cupped around something it really shouldn’t be. “I knew it!” You could hear me yell from inside the waiting room where we were watching the match from safety. I just knew he was a pervert!
“Ahh! Look, little lady, that was really just an accident.” Maddex became really flustered as he quickly withdrew his hand. Alissa’s eyes were brimming with tears as she looked at Maddex hatefully while covering her chest.
“Rei…” Alissa suddenly began to speak softly.
Maddex leaned in closer because he could hardly hear what Alissa was about to say. “Rei?”
“Rei hasn’t even groped me yet! How dare you touch a spot Rei has not even touched! Only Rei is allowed to touch me!”
*Bam!*
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Maddex had no idea what had happened after that. He only saw an abacus come flying at him from the corner of his eye and then the sky and ground kept coming into view. After that, he could have sworn he saw a demon. A demon that debuffed him so much he could not move an inch. And then it came, the pain of being repeatedly hit by an abacus over and over. Maddex wondered what this abacus was made of and how with every war cry from the little lass it would glow a golden color and he would feel even more weakened. He really couldn’t understand what was happening to him.
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“How dare you touch me there! I will smash you to bits, you beep da de beep, and beep so help me beep, I will beep you to beep!” Alissa had lost it.
“I should go stop her.” I said standing up. Able, Marsil, and Sam all nodded their heads in simultaneously. I knew if I didn’t with how debuffed Maddex was at this time he would be dead before anyone could stop her.
“You beep beep beeeeep!!!” Alissa was still shouting all kinds of obscenities.
“Alissa! Stop!” I said running over to her and grabbing her hand. Alissa looked at me and her eyes were very scary. They were wide open and blank. Right now she looked like one of those yandere girls I had seen in manga.
Well, I guess looked like is the wrong word for it since it was exactly what it looked like. “But Rei, even you haven’t touched my breasts but this beast took advantage of my tests to use his filthy dog beeping hands to beep the beep out of my chest. I am only delivering divine punishment for his crimes.”
“Alissa anymore and he will die. I think you delivered enough divine punishment or is it that you do not want to listen to your wife?” I had to pull the wife card since she was my concubine, I was technically her wife.
“Huh? What? No, of course, I will listen to Rei. If Rei says stop, I will stop.” Alissa finally came back to her senses. She stood up and flicked her abacus that was soaked in blood a few times before finally stowing it away in a side pouch she had custom made for it. I smiled and patted her head before turning around and giving the others a thumbs up so they knew it was all settled. But I could have sworn I heard a thud and a grunt of pain. I turned to see Alissa smiling away at me. I guess it must have been my imagination.
Anyway, I still had to clean up the mess so I cast a healing spell on Maddex as the guild’s medical staff came running out. When they arrived I left the rest to them and grabbed Alissa by the hand. “Come, we will go finish your paperwork. I don’t think there is an issue with you passing the test.”
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