MAKE ME WET AND LOVE ME MORE - Chapter 1032
After hearing this, song Jiuyue immediately sat down beside Tang Tang, and then said seriously, “then mother will come to test you!”
This child is too careful and crazy. She wants to rub his spirit with his Laozi. Otherwise, when she grows up, she must be a snobbish iceberg.
“Tell mom, what’s one plus one?”
Tangtang immediately rolled her eyes when she heard it, with a silly look on your face.
Song September was a little confused by the small eyes, so he had no confidence, so he immediately changed his mouth: “that ten plus ten!”
“Ten plus ten is twenty!”
“What’s eighteen plus seven?”
“Twenty five!”
“It’s so powerful, but it’s harder for mom to think about it. How about thirty-two plus sixteen?”
“Mommy, can you stop talking about addition, don’t you know multiplication and division?”
“Er…” Song September was bored, and then said, “multiplication and division are too difficult!”
“Cut, it’s not difficult at all, Mommy. Whatever you say, I will?”
Song September was a little shocked. She had never given sugar to these things. How could he? However, the self-confidence of the little guy doesn’t seem to be deceiving, so she came up with several multiplication and division formulas, but she didn’t expect Tangtang to answer them all.
This time, song September was completely stunned. She carefully checked Tangtang and found that he didn’t use a computer, so he just calculated the formulas himself?
But not only did everyone get it right, but the speed of the answer was also super fast. How could this child be so smart.
Tangtang moved his butt and then tilted his legs leisurely and complacently. He was lying on the sofa mountain with his little head in his arms. Then he said to song Jiuyue, “Mommy, or I’ll test you!”
“Test me?”
Song Jiuyue laughs, “you little boy, you’re going to have a test for Mommy. When Mommy was studying, she got very good grades!”
“I don’t know until I finish the exam!” After that, Tangtang immediately gave the title, “there was a windy day, which broke a bridge on a river, so people could only swim to the other bank. One of them swam for an hour when he went there, but he swam for two and a half hours when he came back. Why is that, Mommy?”
“Ha ha ha, little fool, I have more strength when I go. I’m sure I can swim fast. I’m tired when I come back.”
Tangtang sat up and looked at Song Jiuyue with disgust on her face. Then she vomited coldly: “how can Mommy be so stupid!”
“Er…” As soon as song September heard that her self-esteem was hurt, her image in front of her children was suddenly hit. She quickly asked, “is Mommy’s answer wrong?”
Tangtang nodded, and then said, “give Mommy another chance!”
“Sugar song just said:” in September, the last time you think about the topic is against the wind
“Mommy is such a fool! Stupid Mommy
“You child, how can you say that about Mommy? Is Mommy wrong?”
“Of course, I told you all the answers in the title, you don’t know!”
“I said, why the wind is so strong!”
“No, it’s one hour to go, two and a half hours to come back, two and a half hours!”
Tangtang emphasized the following five words and read them back and forth twice. Song Jiuyue listened carefully and finally came to realize.
“Oh, I see. One hour is the sum of two and a half hours!”
“Right
Tangtang sighed and thought that his mother had guessed such a simple topic.
It was only then that song Jiuyue realized that her son seemed really smart, which she had never noticed. She hugged Tangtang in surprise and couldn’t help bawling at his white smiling face. Then she praised him: “it’s my son who has inherited my gene. It’s so smart!”
Tang Tang wiped song September’s saliva on his face and sighed for a long time, “Hey, Mommy, are you wrong? I’m glad I didn’t inherit your gene, otherwise I can’t figure it out for two and a half hours and an hour, then my life will be over!”
Song Jiuyue told the truth all of a sudden. She looked at Tangtang angrily and said, “how can you talk to Mommy? If you dislike Mommy like this, Mommy will be sad. Does Tangtang not love Mommy? ”
Tangtang shook his head, then said seriously, “I just suddenly realized that my life seems to be about to learn to pursue something!”
Song September was stunned and asked slowly, “what are you going to pursue?”
“My dream!”
Tangtang said: “Guoguo pursues the beauty she likes. Now she is living with Godfather as a couple. I also want to do what I like and meet the people I like.”
“You What do you like? Who do you like? Candy, what do you like to do? Who do you like? “Tangtang seems to have made a big decision, so she said, “Mommy, I want to go to America!”
When hearing this, song September was shocked. Guoguo had just left, and now Tangtang is going to leave. What’s the ghost?
Song Jiuyue naturally refused, and Tangtang suddenly became angry. She quickly asked, “why does Mommy want to stop me from pursuing my happiness? Are the parents so illiberal now?”
Song Jiuyue was a little worried. She didn’t know how to explain it, so she thought for a long time before she organized the language. “Tangtang, you are still young. You are just a child. No, you can’t talk about children. You are a little child now. You can’t leave your parents. What else can you pursue happiness? How old are you? How can you have these things in your mind? You are a child It’s Puppy love, you know! ”
Tangtang is too lazy to explain. She turns on her computer and puts it in front of song Jiuyue. A picture of a foreign woman appears on the computer screen. It seems that she is in her thirties.
Song Jiuyue’s angry face was askew. He immediately scolded: “Tangtang, you are puppy in love with such an old woman!”
“Mommy Tangtang yelled, and then said, “Mommy, can you read it carefully before you speak?”
Song Jiuyue suppresses his temper, and then stares at the screen carefully. There is a string of text introduction on the side. Song Jiuyue reads it carefully.
“Professor of Computer Department of Harvard University in the United States, the original code program survived the Nobel Prize in science and technology, made four software in one year, and…”
Xia Qiqi read it carefully. She turned out to be a professor. She immediately asked Tangtang what was going on. Unexpectedly, Tangtang said, “I want to go to Harvard to be a teacher!”