Maoshan Ghostbusters - Chapter 3681
The village head was already on guard against Luffy, and he naturally watched Luffy’s actions very carefully. As for Luffy, he deliberately made a very hard look when bending his fingers, giving people the feeling of slow exertion. Mo Yue’s heart was naturally clear. He knew that Luffy was acting for the village head. The reason why Luffy had no choice but to act again was to make a round for himself, so at this time, he naturally couldn’t expose it. Luffy is gone. Of course, he couldn’t be more clear about Luffy’s health. Where did Luffy have arthritis, a disease that the elderly can only get, and mark the imminent aging.
The village chief was naturally still dubious about Luffy’s words. Seeing Luffy bend his fingers to show him, he immediately walked out, reaching out to grab Luffy’s hand, but Luffy drew aside. Luffy put his hands away and smiled, “Village Chief, what do you mean? You said your hands have arthritis, can’t you show me your hands?”
Luffy smiled, “Oh, I just want to look at my hands, the village chief, if you just want to look at your hands, just say chanting, why bother to jump over at once, making it the same as a hungry tiger. That virtuous character is all scared off by you, let alone me. If you change the person, you are scared and nervous.”
The village chief snorted coldly, “Bah! Stop talking nonsense, show me your hand.”
Moyue grabbed Luffy and whispered, “Hey, he wants to see his hands, so you can show him, why do you hide? Say you are a man, not a big girl, why are you afraid of being looked at by him? “
Luffy smiled bitterly, “I said Moyue, are you stupid? We are in this world, and we don’t have a physical body. If the village chief really rushed to grab the wrist, then his hand would not grab anything. , But will pass through my wrist, you said, if the village chief experienced this situation personally, would he be scared to death?”
Moyue smiled bitterly, “Oh, ah, I forgot this stubble? We have no physical shape in this world. If this is discovered by the village chief, it will be troublesome.”
Luffy smiled, “So, fortunately, I was smarter and flashed faster, otherwise the village chief will discover our secrets.”
The village chief waited for a long time, but did not wait for a reply. Instead, he saw Lu Fei and Moyue get together again and whispered and became angry, “Hey, I’m talking to you? Are you deaf or something? I told you to show me your hand, don’t you understand? Hurry up and stretch out your hand.”
Lu Fei smiled, “Just watch it, why are you so fierce?” After speaking, he lazily stretched out his hand in front of the village chief.
The village chief opened his eyes and looked carefully for a long time before coughing and coughing, “Student Lu Fei, as far as I am concerned, your hand does not seem to have arthritis. Moreover, given your age, it is impossible to have joints. Inflammation is a disease, because diseases like arthritis are generally only acquired by the elderly.”
Lu Fei smiled and said, “Village chief, this is a bad word. Actually, diseases like arthritis are not only acquired by middle-aged and elderly people. If young people don’t take good care of them, for example, if they don’t wear gloves in winter, or for a long time Living and working in a damp and cold environment can induce joint diseases. Therefore, young people can also get arthritis.”
The village chief nodded, “Well, you are right. However, I looked at your hand carefully and found that your knuckles are uniform in thickness and the skin at the joints has not turned red. This shows that—”
When the village chief said this, he suddenly stopped talking as if he was selling off. Suddenly, the village chief stopped talking, but gave Luffy anxiously, “Hey, village chief, you have finished talking, said half-stop and half-stop, what is this?”
The village chief laughed, “You stupid boy, you are quite anxious. Well, I will tell you now, which means that you have no arthritis at all. This also indirectly proves that you were lying just now. “
Lu Fei froze and stammered, “Village Chief, you misunderstood me. I didn’t lie at all. I told the truth.”
The village chief turned purple with anger, raised his slap high, he was about to fall, gritted his teeth and said, “I am a big boss, and what I hate most in my life is that people lie to me, say! Why are you lie to me? You? The two hooked their fingers affectionately just now. Did they negotiate a **** agreement?”
At this time, the village head’s eyes were dripping round, like a pair of copper bells, and from time to time, angry flames spurted out of his eye sockets, making Lu Fei stunned and afraid to look directly into his eyes. , Had to say, “Um, we didn’t discuss anything.”
The village head snorted coldly, “I knew that you, a slicker, wouldn’t tell the truth, so now, tell me, what is the agreement between you two?”
After the village chief finished speaking, he turned his gaze to the demon yue. The demon yue was in a daze, and was suddenly stared at by the village chief’s torch-like gaze. He did not know what to do.
The village mayor doesn’t care how the Demon Yue is arrogant, he just stares at him, and asks, “You said, what is the conspiracy between you two? Since that little **** refuses to say, then you can only tell me.”
Mo Yue opened his mouth for a long time, but couldn’t squeeze a word, so he kept winking at Lu Fei and asking him for help. Who knows, that Luffy turned his face away like a okay person, humming a little song, with a very leisurely appearance. At this time, the demon Yue couldn’t stretch anymore, ran over, stopped Luffy, and said angrily, “You bastard, it’s a good thing you provoke, now you don’t speak anymore, what do you mean?”
Lu Fei smiled, “Moyue, you must not say the opposite. Who is the one who caused the trouble? I believe you should know better than me. If it weren’t for you to leak again, the village chief is now Will it suddenly become like this?”
Mo Yue knew that he was wrong, so he whispered, “So now, what should we do? By the way, you just said that you want to complete the field.”
Lu Fei sneered, “What else can I do? Now, I can only continue acting and fool him.”
Mo Yue nodded immediately, “Well, well, it’s acting. When it comes to acting, you continue to act. Don’t act half of it, you will lose it. I don’t know which one you should act next. Throw this mess to me, I really can’t do anything about it.”
Luffy smiled and said, “I know you can’t do it. Okay, just shut up and watch it next to me. I will show him another show. This time, I am not afraid that the village chief will not believe me.”
Mo Yue immediately applauded, “Okay, okay, I now wish you victory in advance, and strive to make the village head flicker so that the east and the north can’t be distinguished.”