Maoshan Ghostbusters - Chapter 3686

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, “Luffy, you are confused. According to your description, there are no people in that mountain, so how can it be possible to have the smell of food?”

Luffy nodded, “Yeah. Why didn’t I expect that someone can have the aroma of food, because among all things on the earth, only humans eat cooked food, and other low-level creatures are raw food. Raw food is impossible. Fragrant.”

Mo Yue nodded, “Well, raw food, for example, raw meat, the taste of raw meat is bloody, where is the aroma?”

Lu Fei sighed, “Yes, the meat will only emit a fragrance when it is cooked thoroughly. If it is raw meat, it will have a fishy smell.”

Mo Yue smiled and said, “Isn’t that right? Since you said that there is no people in the mountain, how can there be the aroma of food?”

As soon as the voice fell, I heard the village chief yawning long there, lazily saying, “Oh, I’m really old and useless. Now I am not as good as a year. I’m fine. Sleepy, even if it’s just being irradiated by the sun, you will get sleepy. Okay, classmate Luffy, don’t have a small meeting there. Come here and tell me clearly, what’s the matter with the aroma of the food? Oops, when you talk about the aroma of the food, I suddenly think of my wife’s big bun with wild vegetables. It’s really fragrant. If you bite it down in one bite, it makes you greasy. I said you two fools, knowing that my wife uses them all. What kind of wild vegetable buns?”

Lu Fei said in surprise, “The village chief, we haven’t been to your house for dinner, how do you know what kind of wild vegetables your wife will use?”

The village chief laughed and said, “I want to talk about you guys. My mind is really clumsy. There are many types of wild vegetables, but most of them are edible. Speaking of buns with wild vegetables, of course, they are made with delicious shepherd’s purse, or else Salsola or amaranth buns are also very fragrant, especially this salsola. When mixing stuffing, add more minced meat. It tastes particularly fragrant. Salsola is particularly oil-absorbing and is most suitable for stuffing and dumplings. It’s stuffing. When I tell you, I suddenly remembered the buns that I haven’t eaten with salsola stuffing in a long time. Wait, I will pick up some tender tips of salsola and let my wife make the stuffing.”

Moyue looked at the village chief’s lips in excitement, and couldn’t help crying or laughing. “Emma, ​​this village chief is also a talent. He told him well, so I turned to the wild vegetable buns again. Buns stuffed with salsola.”

Lu Fei hey silly, “Isn’t the wild vegetable buns very fragrant? By the way, have you never eaten salsola buns?”

Moyue frowned, “The problem is, it doesn’t seem to be the time to talk about buns. As for the stuffing of buns, there is no need to mention them. In fact, the top priority now is that the village chief should ask you and stand on top of the cliff. How did the members of the investigation team smell the scent of food in a deserted mountain? However, the village chief did not ask this, and turned the topic to the big bun.”

At this time, Lu Fei and Mo Yue both opened their eyes and stared at the village chief, but the village chief kept smashing his mouth, seeming to recall the wonderful taste of wild vegetable buns.

Mo Yue sighed, “Yes, really. Our village head, the current thoughts are completely floating on the pig’s salsos bun, he looks completely out of state.”

Lu Fei smiled and said, “Isn’t this better. Since the village chief has not found any flaws in this full of loopholes, then I might as well go on.”

Almost as soon as I finished speaking, I heard the village chief shouting over there, “Luffy, come here quickly and explain to me what’s the matter with the smell of food.”

Luffy whispered, “Did you see? He didn’t notice the serious irrationality of the whole story at all, so I can fool him again.”

Mo Yue coldly snorted, “In my opinion, you are just a liar with poor acting skills.”

Luffy said triumphantly, “However, the village head doesn’t think of me that way. In the village head’s eyes, I am a lovely boy.”

Mo Yue said angrily, “Bah! You are a cute shit! You are the kind of guy who says you are cute, but in fact you are nothing.”

Luffy laughed loudly, “Well, whatever you want to say. I’m so sorry, I am missing. The village chief called me over there, I have to go over and continue to tell him the story, otherwise, he will be anxious.”

Mo Yue sneered, “Just your engraved and painted story, it can’t stand scrutiny at all. Is it such a bad story, do you plan to continue?”

Luffy smiled and said, “It’s still the same sentence, even if it is a story that can’t stand scrutiny, as long as the audience can accept it, it shows that what I’m telling is a good story. No matter how compact your story is, it is more fascinating. No matter how rigorous the logic is, the audience can’t accept your story. Even if you say it, it’s useless. However, now, the only listener of my story full of holes is the village head. As long as the village head can accept it, I can continue. Let’s go on. Look, even though you are picky about my story, the village head is fascinated by it.” After speaking, he laughed proudly.

Mo Yue coldly snorted, “It is estimated that the village chief has eaten a lot of wild vegetable steamed buns, and his brain has eaten wood. He has not discovered any of these many loopholes, and I am also drunk. Oh, yes, he said he likes the most. Eating salsola stuffed buns, isn’t this salsola for pigs? Didn’t he become dull because he ate too much hogweed?”

Lu Fei smiled, “Huh, what do you know? Who told you that salsola is what pigs eat? You said that salsola is what pigs eat. This is a misunderstanding of your thinking. In fact, salsola is a kind of Chenopodiaceae plants have the effects of calming the liver and suppressing yang, moisturizing the intestines and laxative. It can also be used to treat hypertension, headaches, dizziness, dry intestinal constipation. Salsola is actually a treasure.”

Demon Yue smiled bitterly, “Oh, you said so well, just like you have eaten.”

Luffy nodded, “Of course I have eaten. Actually, every spring, my parents will take me to the outskirts in the mountains. Every time they go out, they will bring plastic bags, so our family of three will be in the mountains together. Dig wild vegetables.”

Mo Yue smiled and said, “Yes, people go outing in the suburbs for fun. It’s better for your family of three, and ran to the suburbs to dig wild vegetables.”

Lu Fei smiled and said, “Well, this is my mother’s idea. She said that it was a waste of time just to travel to the mountains. It’s better to dig some wild vegetables while traveling. Wouldn’t it kill two birds with one stone? A trip to the outskirts not only relaxes the body and mind, but also enriches the table. In other words, Salsola is very fragrant, although in the countryside, Salsola is only used to feed pigs. But it is a wild vegetable with medicinal value like Salsola. It’s just a pity to just use it to feed the pigs.”