Maoshan Ghostbusters - Chapter 3697
Mo Yue smiled and said, “Well, really, what kind of conspiracy is there in this leader?”
Lu Fei smiled, “Well, don’t interrupt, let me continue. At that time, the group leader was surrounded by everyone, watching everyone staring at him with torch, his scalp was numb, and he couldn’t help taking steps. The ground retreated. However, they were on a cliff at the time. The group leader was stared at by everyone, and they kept moving backwards. Everyone followed him closely at the same pace as him, and the group leader kept moving back. , Retreating, suddenly felt something **** the heel, making a bang, still did not react, the whole person has already leaned back due to the unstable center of gravity, this leaning, it does not matter, the whole body suddenly He sank down, sat down with his **** facing backwards, while the head of the body fell, he felt empty behind him, and the cold wind blew directly up from the soles of his feet. When he looked back, he found that he was already on the edge of the cliff. He screamed in fright and wanted to take his body back, but at this time, he just tripped over the rock under his feet. The whole person was suspended. I believe everyone can imagine that when a person is suspended in the air, he cannot control his body. Yes, unless it is a diving team or a gymnast, or a special soldier who has received special training, other than that, as far as ordinary people are concerned, it is simply difficult to control their body while the body is in the air. So, the despair of the leader at the time can be imagined. At the same time, everyone chased the leader to the edge of the cliff, and saw the leader rise in the air and fell backwards. They were all dumbfounded and exclaimed in unison. , Ah ah ah? It’s terrible, the group leader is about to fall off the cliff. Some of the timid in the crowd, did not dare to look anymore, and covered their eyes with their hands. A few boldly shouted to save people and run quickly When I arrived at the cliff, I just saw the team leader fall off the cliff before their eyes. Everyone ran to the edge of the cliff, standing on the edge of the cliff and looking at the dark bottom of the cliff, they were all dumbfounded. At that time, the sky was not completely dark, and the sun was setting. The afterglow rendered the clouds on the horizon extremely magnificent. With the afterglow of the setting sun, everyone could not see the condition of the bottom of the cliff, nor how deep the bottom of the cliff, but only saw a dark patch. The cold night breeze was blowing on the face, with A few small stones on the edge of the cliff slipped down, making people feel indescribably cold and gloomy. In this case, the screams of the leader still echoed in the valley, frightening everyone’s heart. Everyone was standing on the cliff. At the same time, the atmosphere did not dare to come out. It took a long time before someone whispered and fell-fell. The voice of that person was very soft, and his voice was stuttering, as if someone was pinching his neck. It seemed that it took a lot of effort to say every word he said. After the person finished speaking, no one spoke, and there was dead silence on the top of the cliff. Still reverberating in everyone’s ears, it added a bit of horror and weirdness to the original cold atmosphere. The little man has short legs and little courage. He stood behind everyone, tiptoe, neck stretched, watching for a long time, and watching I don’t see the previous situation, I am anxious, shoves away the crowd, squeezes forward hard, walks away, let me go over and have a look. Everyone sneered at the little man’s behavior, cut, all fell, you can see it again How? The little man squeezed to the edge of the cliff with great pains and looked at the dark cliff. At the end, clutching the scalp, giggling, hehe, is it true, really just fell? The big guy came over, grabbed the little guy by the lapels, lifted him up, and sternly, are you blind? The head of the group has already fallen down just now, can’t you see it? Still asking such stupid words? The little guy struggled to get rid of the hands of the big guy, impatiently, why are you so fierce? I was standing at the back just now. Of course, I couldn’t see clearly, so I just asked, is it okay? The big guy said angrily, ask a bird egg! What else can you ask about this kind of thing? You can’t see clearly because you are too short. If your mother gave you a taller child, you wouldn’t be invisible. The little man is naturally unhappy when he hears this. As the saying goes, people don’t slap their faces, and people don’t reveal shortcomings. Because they are short, they can’t find a target. This is a well-known fact in the unit. Moreover, almost everyone who associates with the little man breaks up with him because he is short. So how tall is this little man, so hard to find someone? Well, in fact, I didn’t want to reveal the real height of the little man, so let’s talk about it here. The actual height of the little man is 1.59.
Speaking of this, Mo Yue suddenly couldn’t help it, laughing.
Luffy was worried that he would leak his mouth, and quickly dragged him aside, lowered his voice and said, “Enough, don’t laugh like a croak chicken, worry about being seen by the village chief. You fool, every time. The fault you caused, I’m now scoring you up and wiping your butt. You’d better cooperate a little bit and don’t cause trouble anymore.”
Moyue finally stopped laughing, coughing and coughing, “I said Luffy, if you want to make up a story, you have to be about the same. Say the height of someone is 1.59. Yes, are you funny?”
Lu Fei sneered, “What do you know? It’s just that there needs to be nothing but the whole thing to give people a sense of reality.”
Mo Yue smiled and said, “I hope the village chief can believe your story.”
Lu Fei smiled and said, “Don’t worry, the village chief listened with enthusiasm, absolutely no flaws were found.”
Mo Yue smiled, “However, for a big man, his height is only 1.59.8 meters, less than 1.6 meters. It is indeed a bit miserable.”
Luffy smiled and said, “Yes, because it was too miserable, I couldn’t find the target.”
Mo Yue smiled and said, “Also, I think your story is too distorted. You said these people have been on the top of the cliff for a long time. At that time, when they ran to the top of the cliff, wasn’t it sunset? How come it’s been a long time, the sun hasn’t set yet?”
Luffy smiled and said, “Who said that he didn’t go down the mountain? It’s already down the mountain.”
Mo Yue smiled and said, “Since the sun has all set, then, in your description, why does the afterglow of the setting sun appear?”
Lu Fei smiled, “Magic Yue, if you can ask this kind of question, it only means that you have not observed the sunset. Many times, even if the sun sets, the afterglow will still fill the sky. This kind of sight, It is even more common when the sky is full of clouds.”
Mo Yue sighed, “Well, then you can assume that there is no problem with your description.”
The village chief coughed and coughed, “Hey, what did you two do? Talking well, in a blink of an eye, they got together again for a small meeting. Come over and continue to say that the height is 1.5 meters and nine points. Eight’s little dwarf, what happened later?”