Maoshan Ghostbusters - Chapter 3708
Mo Yue frowned, “It shows that I am completely confused. When it comes to this colleague who is small, does he have children or no children?”
The village chief smiled, “Well, I didn’t understand. Seriously, it’s still in the mist. Why does that person think he has children, but all the colleagues say he has no children?”
Mo Yue smiled and said, “Where do I know? I am also confused.”
Lu Fei smiled, “Okay, stop arguing and let me continue. The colleague yelled for a long time, but all the colleagues who were present at the time didn’t say a word. The colleague was anxious and jumped. , Yelled, what’s the matter with you all? Talking? I’m begging you, don’t look at me like that anymore. What’s wrong with you? Is there something wrong with what I’m saying? Then colleagues see colleagues He didn’t speak, and was even more anxious. He grabbed his colleagues’ arms and shook them one by one, as if they wanted to pray for a reason why they looked at him with pity. However, no matter how he swayed, the mouths of those colleagues were followed. As if he had been sewn on, he kept silent. The thin and tall man couldn’t help it when he saw it. He ran over, grabbed his arm, shook it vigorously, sternly, enough, don’t let your nerves go. Wake up. You have no children at all! Your wife has never been pregnant! The colleague who was still going crazy just now calmed down suddenly, turned his face to look at the tall and thin one, and then look at those colleagues, OK It took a long time to say a word, do I really have no children? It may be because he saw that the expressions of the people were so determined, and he was not confident enough, so that the voice was very soft, so slight that it was almost inaudible. The tall man shook his head vigorously, no! Absolutely not! A few colleagues immediately echoed, yes, you have no children at all. The colleague watched everyone staring at him with torch, and immediately felt the whole body hot, like a thorn on his back, his eyes are on A few colleagues wandered around, and finally turned their eyes on the tall and thin man, gritted their teeth and said, okay you, you are really good, I treat you as a buddy, I can’t think of you to lie to me? The thin and tall man smiles bitterly, I didn’t lie to you. I’m telling the truth. That colleague sneered, Bah! Do you still dare to lie? I feel more and more now that you are lying to me. All of you are lying, but what is your purpose? Why are you lying? What about me? I don’t think you have any reason to lie to me. The tall and thin cough and cough, where did we lie to you? We are telling the truth. If you don’t believe it, you can go home and ask your wife. Your husband and wife had no children. When the colleague heard this, the smile on his face immediately froze, and then he laughed and gritted his teeth in a real way. By the way, and my wife, you all have colluded with her. Lie to me together. I know everything. Tell you, I’m not a fool, I have a brain, and none of you can lie to me. I used to have children, even though your explanation is that I’m dreaming, but I’m at home. What’s the matter with the clothes and shoes that the babies I found? I noticed that the clothes and shoes are new, and the wrapping paper has not been opened. They are all small clothes and shoes for newborn babies. , Clothes and shoes are two colors, one is pink, the other is pink blue. I clearly remember that my wife once told me that she said that the child was still young, and now I can’t tell whether it is a male or a female. If you give birth to a daughter in the future, you will wear pink clothes for your baby. If you have a son in the future, you will wear pink blue clothes for your baby. The same goes for shoes. Girls wear pink shoes and boys wear pink blue shoes. If you say That one All are dreaming, then, what about those little clothes and little shoes? When the colleague asked, everyone was startled in a cold sweat, and they all stammered, unable to say a single word for a long time. Seeing everyone hesitating, the colleague was anxious, and said sternly, you said I was dreaming, then, what’s the matter with my baby clothes and shoes? If those clothes and shoes were bought in my dream by my wife and I, then I will ask you now, why did the clothes and shoes bought in the dream actually appear in my house? Several colleagues, you look at me, I look at you, all show embarrassment. The colleague was in a hurry and shouted, hello, you guys just talk about it, why are there those children’s clothes and shoes in my house? Since you said that clothes and shoes are just things I bought in my dream. The thin and tall one squeezed in front of a few colleagues, hey, happy, that, I will explain to you about the baby clothes and shoes that appeared in your house. That colleague sneered, okay, everything you said just now was seen in a dream. Now, I want to see, how do you explain it? The thin and tall guy coughs and coughs twice. In fact, because you want children, you often dream of holding your wife’s hand and going to the maternity and infant store together. If you have too many such dreams, you will have the illusion that dreams and reality are indistinguishable, and then you actually go to the maternity and infant supplies store to buy clothes and shoes for the baby. In fact, to put it bluntly, you confuse reality with dreams. When your thinking is extremely confused, you will go to the maternity and baby supply store to buy things. At that time, your thinking was completely confused, understand? Hearing this explanation, the colleague was stunned, his eyes widened, and he seemed to be thinking seriously. After a while, he made a dream-like sound, oh, I understand, that is to say, I was confuse the dream with reality. I don’t know whether it is reality or dreaming. Oh, this explanation seems to make sense. The thin and tall man originally hung his heart down to his throat, for fear that his colleague would say something against him. Hearing him say that, a heart is considered to be true. He nodded and sighed, yes, yes. Yes, all of this is actually what you saw in your dreams, and then you indulge in everything in your dreams, unable to extricate yourself, so you will make the act of going to the maternity store to buy baby clothes and shoes. The colleague frowned and pondered it for a while before it seemed like he had finally figured it out. He laughed, Ah Le, I finally figured out what happened to the baby clothes and shoes at home? After a long period of trouble, the whole thing turned out to be like this, because I wanted a child, so I dreamed every day that my wife was pregnant, and that my wife and I went to the maternity and baby supply store to buy things for the child. Aha, I finally figured it out. It must be like this, right? So, you will always insist that I have no children, and my wife also said that we have no children. It turns out that we really have no children. Everything is dreaming of me, but I was confused by my dreams, so I would go to the maternity store to buy baby clothes and shoes. “