Maoshan Ghostbusters - Chapter 3722

Mo Yue laughed loudly, “But, this kind of plot, I really convinced. The little man knocked down a man, and he knocked down a woman. The most surprising thing is that after the woman fell to the ground , Without saying a word.”

Luffy smiled and said, “Magic Yue, I ask you, if it is you, what should you do in this situation?”

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, “What to do? There is nothing to do. I can only run away.”

The village chief frowned, “Oh, boy, you are not being honest when you do this. After knocking people down, you don’t say a word. What’s the matter? And you are still a big man, so it is a bit wrong to do this. “

Mo Yue sneered, “What’s the matter with the big man? Now there are many old ladies who touch porcelain in the street. Who knows what she means when she lies on the ground and doesn’t move? It’s just a fall, isn’t it? If she touches the porcelain and entangles me and intends to eat me for the rest of her life, what should I do? It’s better to take the thirty-six plan as the best plan, oil the soles of the feet and slip away.”

The village chief sighed, “But you have to make it clear that the woman lying on the ground is a big beauty, not an old lady. So, there should be no problem of touching porcelain.”

Moyue smiled, “Village chief, you have been in the mountains for a long time, and your mind has become real. I don’t understand the tricky tricks of others at all. In fact, let me tell you that people are The most complicated animal in the world, the human mind is also the hardest to guess. Although in the ancient and dirty industry of Porcelain, most of the practitioners are the disabled or old men and women. But now the world is difficult, and certain beauties are not kept. , Life is declining, and there is nowhere to go, so I have to join the ranks of old men and old ladies and cheat money with them.”

The village head smiled bitterly, “You think too much, I feel that beauty is definitely not that kind of person.”

Mo Yue smiled and said, “As the saying goes, people are not in appearance, and water is incomprehensible. You were not there at the time. Just listen to what Lu Fei said, how can you be sure that the woman is not touching porcelain?”

The village chief tweeted, “Oh, this is really good. I was really not there at the time. I can’t tell that the woman was not the one who touched porcelain, but you were not there at the time. How can you conclude that the woman was the one who touched porcelain? What?”

Mo Yue smiled and said, “Is it caused by touching the porcelain? You can tell at a glance. For example, just a light touch, or even the skin and flesh, or even the corners of the clothes. People fell down. You said this is not touching porcelain, what is it?”

The village chief sneered, “It makes you seem very experienced, haven’t you been touched by porcelain?”

Mo Yue smiled and said, “That’s not true, but I feel that those guys who work on touching porcelain are rascals. You are welcome to those parasites who specialize in life by corrupting people.”

Lu Fei smiled, “Well, you two stop first, let me continue. At that time, the little man was sitting on the ground, feeling that the floor under his buttocks was getting colder and colder, and the chilly breath seemed to follow. His **** sprang up little by little, and finally settled on his chest, and it all poured into his chest. His whole body was as heavy as a block of lead. A cool breeze blew him, and he was awake a lot in an instant, no way. He couldn’t just sit like that. The woman was lying not far in front. She hadn’t said a word for a long time. Was she fainting or was she fainting or fainting because of something wrong with a certain part of the body? What about death? When he thought that this woman might be killed because of some sudden illness, he felt uncomfortable, and he was nervous and sweated. He felt that he should get up and run away immediately, but somehow, his legs suddenly stopped listening. He called, maybe because of excessive panic, he couldn’t even stand up. At the same time, his curiosity suddenly rose. Is the woman lying on the ground dead or alive? Or a question mark, if He must have been unwilling to turn around like this. The little man sat on the ground and pondered for a moment before he had the courage to crawl towards the woman. Why is the word crawling used here? I was so frightened that my body was weakened. Where can I get the strength to stand up and walk over? So I had to support the ground with my hands and moved it a little bit, perhaps because of excessive panic, less than half a meter away, small It actually took ten minutes to crawl over. He finally climbed up to the woman before he stopped, panting heavily, and the heavy breathing could not be louder than the sound of a cow, but the corridor The light inside is too dim. Even if it climbs to a place only 30 centimeters away from the woman, she still can’t see her face. Maybe it’s less than 30 centimeters away from her, anyway, the two of them are already close enough. .But what makes the little man feel strange is that the woman lying next to him makes him unable to feel the smell of human beings. In other words, he can’t feel the smell of human beings. What you should know, as long as it is human, don’t Whether it’s alive or dead, everyone has their own odor. And everyone’s odor has a lot to do with their profession. For example, a restaurant proprietor’s body is designated to have a smell of oily smoke, doctor Or 100% of the nurses have the smell of disinfectant, and the migrant workers on the construction site cannot take a bath due to the poor living environment, and they do the dirtiest and most tiring physical work every day, so they usually have a Sweat smell. Others, as for the white-collar professional women working in office buildings, there is a strong perfume smell on them. The so-called, one smell on a person, it is the truth. But now, it makes the little man feel confused. What is puzzled is that there is no smell at all on the woman who fell on the ground.”

When Mo Yue heard this, he couldn’t help but chuckle, and laughed loudly, “Is it because the woman is dead?”

The village chief sneered, “Aren’t you talking nonsense? Even if you are a dead person, there should be a smell in the dead, right?”

Demon Yue frowned, “Well, yes, even if the woman is really a corpse, there should be a rancid smell on the corpse, but she has no smell now, which is a bit strange. However, if she is because Just now the little man fell to his death after being knocked down. Even if he was just dead, his body should smell like a living person.”

Luffy nodded, “Yes, even a person who has just died should have a living smell. For example, if the deceased is a woman, then she will have a feminine powder scent. If the deceased is a male, then he The body is designated to have the smell of smoke and sweat that are unique to men. But now, the woman’s body has no smell at all.”