Marrying the Useless Man whose Spiritual Platform is Broken - Chapter 22
Mu Qinglan got up from the ground, and before she could feel wronged by Huo Jue, Qu Shuang yelled at her, “Why are you here!”
“How dare you come here, what were you doing to the young master just now!”
With a sound of “Zheng”, Qu Shuang’s long sword came out of its sheath and stabbed towards Mu Qinglan.
Qu Shuang thought that Mu Qinglan was hurting Huo Jue just now. Although the move was not a killer move, it was also very fierce in order to scare Mu Qinglan.
Mu Qinglan sat on the ground without moving, she didn’t even bother to hide, she turned her head to look in Huo Jue’s direction, whether he could see it or not, her face was full of resentment, like a resentful woman who was abandoned by a heartbroken husband.
Huo Jue looked even more flustered than Mu Qinglan, he had never done anything wrong in his life, this was the first time he did it, he was so panicked that he grabbed the wheel of the wheelchair and spun around on the ground.
He didn’t know whether he wanted to rush out the door, or retreated, like a fish that lost its fin in the water, and almost turned its belly up to the sky.
But Huo Jue was Huo Jue, he wished he could get into the cracks in the ground, but he still didn’t forget to take care of Mu Qinglan who was pushed away by him. Hearing Qu Shuang draw his sword, Huo Jue didn’t care about any shame, and directly shouted: “Stop!”
Qu Shuang ordered and moved one by one, and the moment Huo Jue finished speaking, the saber in his hand was right in front of Mu Qinglan.
“Young sect master, this puppet of the Mu family is indistinguishable from her intentions, and her sneaky behavior is not tolerated by the Tianyuan Sword Sect!”
Huo Jue turned the wheelchair and moved forward following Qu Shuang’s voice, calmed down, and said, “Put the sword away, she is not working for the Mu family, and she has no intention of playing magic weapons, she just came to find mine.”
“At this time, she doesn’t go down the mountain to run for her life, what is she doing here to find the young master?” Although Qu Shuang didn’t believe in Mu Qinglan, he had to believe in Huo Jue.
But even if it is a letter, there must always be a reasonable reason.
Huo Jue asked himself that he had never told any lies since he grew up. He lived an upright and innocent life, cleaner than the Ten Thousand Miles of Snowfield in Beisong Mountain, and he always told others everything.
But today he was destined to make an exception.
He said to Qu Shuang: “Yes… I called her here.”
Huo Jue opened his mouth, sighed deeply in his heart, and then continued, it was not that difficult.
“Her mother is probably in danger, and the Mu family’s puppet pretended to be her mother,” Huo Jue said, “She did not cooperate with the Mu family, and she has offended the Mu family by disobeying the Mu family’s orders several times to steal magic weapons. “
Huo Jue swallowed, although his face was calm, but the eyes behind the white gauze were full of guilt.
He held on, facing the direction of Qu Shuang and Mu Qinglan, pondered for a moment, and made a major decision.
“So she can’t leave North Songshan for the time being,” he said.
As soon as Huo Jue finished speaking, Mu Qinglan’s eyes widened, and her little ears wished they could stand up like little white rabbits!
Huo Jue was speaking for her!
Qu Shuang didn’t like Mu Qinglan at all, and always felt that she was acting furtively, frivolously and impetuously, so naturally she wished to send her away earlier.
Hearing that Huo Jue’s implication was to stay in Beisong Mountain, and even protect her, Qu Shuang was not angry, and said directly in front of Mu Qinglan: “Young Master, in order to purchase the medicine to suppress the puppet Gu, Yin Hezong hacked away so many spirit stones, and when he was in turmoil in the collapse of the big formation, he sent her to the cold prison to keep her safe, and even ordered me to set up a guard formation, and gave her a talisman to move around freely Wen secret order, isn’t that enough?”
Huo Jue didn’t move when he heard the words, pursed his lips slightly, and turned his face to Qu Shuang’s direction. Anyway, his guilty conscience was covered under the white gauze covering his eyes. Shaking Jade Mountain.
Huo Jue’s temperament is dignified and prudent, and he is beautiful, but every time he makes a decision, even Huo Yuanfei may not be able to shake it.
Seeing him like this, Qu Shuang knew that he would support Mu Qinglan if he was killed today, a bunch of words were stuck in his throat, he couldn’t get up or down.
Mu Qinglan thought to herself, good guy, it turns out that Huo Lang’s poverty is due to her… She will definitely give Huo Lang a storage ring if she finds a chance!
“Master Shao…” Qu Shuang wanted to persuade him again.
The current situation in the door is really not suitable for hosting a Mu family with unknown purpose, not to mention the puppet Gu on Mu Qinglan, in Qu Shuang’s view, it is always a trouble.
“How’s the repair of the formation going?” Huo Jue asked, but changed the subject directly, not allowing Qu Shuang to continue talking.
Huo Jue didn’t know that his statement was extremely unreasonable, full of loopholes, and completely inconsistent with his usual style of doing things.
He also has no choice, Mu Qinglan has kindness to him and Tianyuan Sword Sect, Huo Jue can’t express this kindness to Qu Shuang or anyone.
Mu Qinglan doesn’t want his classics in return, but just wants to stay in Beisong Mountain. Even if Huo Jue doesn’t want her to stay, with Mu Qinglan’s cultivation ability, Huo Jue wants to stop, can he stop it?
The Yaozu have always had a surly temperament and are extremely fickle. Huo Jue thought that maybe if he agreed today, she would not like to stay tomorrow. After all, Beisong Mountain is bitterly cold, and it is really not suitable for ordinary tree demons to live.
What’s more, if she is pushed into a hurry and makes a fuss again, who in the Tianyuan Sword Sect can stop her from making a fuss? At that time, the gain will not be worth the loss.
But… When his lifespan is near the end and he can’t protect her as the young master, then let her go down the mountain.
Qu Shuang retracted his sword back into its sheath, swallowed back the unspoken advice, took Huo Jue’s words, and replied seriously: “The rune of the big formation needs to be repaired by high-level monks, and now the elder of the Law School is detained by us together. Elder He Ze cannot mend the runes by himself.”
Huo Jue expected this kind of result, and said: “Then first assign disciples to patrol the mountain day and night, remember not to take it lightly, if the big formation is not opened, evil spirits may take the opportunity to sneak into the spirit veins of the snowfield, send the spirit bird to urge the elders of Yushan to return to the mountain quickly. “
“Senior sister should be back soon.” Huo Jue said.
“Yes!” Qu Shuang took the order and wanted to go out to do some errands, but after glancing at Mu Qinglan, her footsteps stopped again.
“Young sect master, even if you want to keep her in Beisong Mountain, now that the sect is chaotic and the situation is unclear, you should lock her up.”
Mu Qinglan wanted to jump up and wring Qu Shuang’s head off, it was really annoying!
Huo Jue didn’t want to lie anymore, so he didn’t answer.
He still has some things to explain to Mu Qinglan in detail, so that she will not be noticed when she walks around the door. Furthermore, if Mu Qinglan could be locked up, the disciples of the Law School would have already killed the Cedar Courtyard by now.
Qu Shuang finished speaking and waited for Huo Jue to order, Huo Jue did not say a word, Qu Shuang was not really a fool after all, he gave Mu Qinglan a look, warned her to be honest, and left soon to assign disciples to patrol the mountain.
There were two more people left in the room, and the suffocating silence and weird sticky atmosphere spread silently.
Mu Qinglan was so moved that tears filled her eyes. When Huo Jue knew the danger at the door, he sent her to a cold prison for refuge, set up a guard formation for her, and gave her a secret rune order.
If Qu Shuang hadn’t said it, she didn’t know about it, it seems that Qu Shuang’s mouth was not in vain.
Huo Jue was afraid of implicating her and sending her to a cold prison, and when he gave her the rune secret order, he must still not know that she was the vine that came to him every night.
So how can there be such a good person in this world?
Mu Qinglan looked at Huo Jue, her eyes were glued with something like honey, it was so sweet that Huo Jue would be marinated even through the air.
“you…”
“Why are you so nice?”
Huo Jue just opened his mouth to explain what Mu Qinglan should pay attention to in the door in the future, but Mu Qinglan interrupted him and forgot what he said.
He was tongue-tied, and heard Mu Qinglan say: “You are so kind to me, do you want my life?”
Huo Jue: “…” What’s all this mess?
Mu Qinglan got up from the ground and rushed towards Huo Jue. Without any explanation, she bent down and hugged Huo Jue’s neck.
Huo Jue’s humming and chirping soft tunes were all obscene words.
“What should I do? I think I can’t do it anymore. I really can’t do it.” Mu Qinglan said, “Sitting here, I feel that you are seducing me. How can you be nice to me? I really want to Try Shuangxiu, I really heard that Shuangxiu can cure all diseases…”
“The way you defend me is really charming! It made my legs weak, and you keep your word. Since you allowed me to stay, you can’t drive me away in the future!”
Mu Qinglan hugged Huo Jue so tightly that the small veins on Huo Jue’s forehead were pulled out.
He first grasped the armrests of the wheelchair with both hands and tried to move backwards, but the wheelchair couldn’t turn. Mu Qinglan was afraid that he would hide, so she got her foot stuck in the wheel.
Huo Jue really couldn’t bear it, he looked like a small animal with fur all over his body.
But Mu Qinglan was still saying: “You pushed me away just now with great strength, do you know that you look like an adulterer caught in bed.”
Huo Jue: “…you let go.” Nonsense!
Mu Qinglan didn’t let him go, and even rubbed his head into her arms. She was very sensitive to Huo Jue’s emotions, and when she liked someone, she couldn’t help but watch his words, for fear that he might be a little bit unhappy, so at this moment Mu Qinglan It can be felt that Huo Jue’s rejection is not very firm.
“I won’t let you go. You promised to hug me. If you don’t hug me, I won’t let you go.”
“You are a dignified young master, how can you keep talking repeatedly? If you promise to hug him, you will hug him. If Qu Shuang didn’t come in, you will definitely hug him!”
Mu Qinglan hugged Huo Jue to play a rogue, but actually relaxed a little bit so that Huo Jue could easily break free.
Huo Jue was silent for a moment, and tightened his grip on the armrest of the wheelchair.
Just when Mu Qinglan thought he would definitely quit, and wanted to push her away in embarrassment, Huo Jue raised her hand and wrapped her around Mu Qinglan’s waist.
This time it was Mu Qinglan who froze.
She stared at Huo Jue’s head in shock, she almost wanted to jump up!
Mu Qinglan’s breathing stopped, only her disobedient heart was throbbing like a kid in a frying pan.
Huo Jue closed his eyes and meditated, hugging a tree.
He thought so, but the soft and warm touch in his arms was vivid, with a bit of the original fragrance of grass and woods leaked from joy, and what was even more impossible to ignore was Mu Qinglan’s frantic heartbeat like a wild horse, shaking Huo Huo. Jue was dizzy.
All this made Huo Jue unable to associate the person in his arms with the tree.
He let go quickly, and the hug was brief and outrageous.
Then Huo Jue raised his hand and ruthlessly pushed Mu Qinglan away.
He said with a cold face, “Okay.”
He lowered his head slightly, his half-loose long hair slid in front of him like a waterfall, Huo Jue tried in vain to hide the crimson color on his ears and face.
Mu Qinglan could talk about falling smallpox in her mouth, but when Huo Jue really hugged her, she was dumbfounded.
When she was pushed away, her neck was straight, her eyes were staring like a wooden stake, she only knew she was staring at Huo Jue, the crimson color on her face echoed Huo Jue’s from afar.
The two of them stared at each other, but their eyes were not focused, and the other was clearly invisible, but was staring at the ground intently.
They are like two boiling kettles, with their spouts facing each other, each boiling white smoke, blowing out a pair of seven orifices to the sky.
After a while, Mu Qinglan said dreamily, “You hugged me.”
Huo Jue: “…”
“You hugged me!”
Mu Qinglan excitedly walked around Huo Jue’s wheelchair twice, and said, “You hugged me!”
Now even if there is a magic cave in front of him, Huo Jue might jump in and get out without any reason.
He should have told her to restrain her breath in the sect, etc., but he couldn’t remember anything, and his mind was buzzing because of the four words repeated by Mu Qinglan.
His face was getting redder and redder. Mu Qinglan circled around his wheelchair. Huo Jue couldn’t see him, but he could hear him. He was fainted by Mu Qinglan.
In the end, Huo Jue couldn’t bear it any longer. He stretched out his hand and grabbed Mu Qinglan, raised his voice, and said with some embarrassment, “It’s done!”
What Huo Jue randomly pulled was Mu Qinglan’s belt, which was not something that could be touched casually, Huo Jue reacted, quickly withdrew his hand as if bitten by a poisonous snake, and retracted into his cuff.
His hand might be chopped off sooner or later!
Mu Qinglan was pulled to stand still, her face was like a peach blossom, she bit her lip and looked at Huo Jue, her eyes sparkling.
She said firmly: “You like me.”
“I didn’t!” Huo Jue retorted almost immediately.
“You have.” Mu Qinglan said stubbornly.
“I’m a practitioner, how can…” Huo Jue’s voice suddenly stopped when he said this.
His mind went blank, and even his expression became confused. Why would he say such a thing?
Huo Jue swallowed half of the unfinished sentence, but he knew what was behind it.
——I am a practitioner, so how can I move my heart.
But the problem is that these words didn’t pass through his mind at all, as if they came out of his body abruptly and without permission.
Including his rebuttal to Mu Qinglan, why did he naively refute such a remark?
Huo Jue was stunned for a short while, which was taken by Mu Qinglan as a default.
She squatted beside Huo Jue’s knee, took his hand, put the storage ring on it, and said, “You spent so much money for me, this is your supplement.”
She said that on her lips, but she said in her heart: “If you accept my storage ring, you promise to be with me. This is a token of love!”
When Huo Jue came back to his senses, he already had storage rings in his hands. He never loved these things. Even the hair crown and hosta were all white jade and sapphire.
Ordinarily, wearing Beisongshan’s student uniform, with a cold face, no matter where he went, it was like going to a funeral.
The storage ring that Mu Qinglan gave him was an emerald mustard seed, and the body of the ring was carved vines coiled on a miniature mustard seed, which was very gorgeous.
Wearing it on Huo Jue’s jade-like fingers, it’s hard to move your eyes away.
Mu Qinglan thought of the kiss she secretly planted on Huo Jue’s fingertips when she thought Huo Jue was asleep.
She lowered her head uncontrollably, and kissed the ring on Huo Jue’s finger wearing the storage ring.
Warm breath spilled between his fingers, Huo Jue swished his hand back, trying to take off the storage ring, but he couldn’t pull it off no matter how hard he pulled.
The ring seemed to grow on his hand, it fit perfectly and had a green light.
Mu Qinglan smiled and said, “Huo Lang, take it, you won’t be able to take it off anyway.”
Huo Jue’s expression was indescribable, a small piece of the solid barrier in his heart collapsed.
Mu Qinglan said again: “You don’t have to think too much, can I still force you to be with me? You will blow yourself up at any time.”
Mu Qinglan said, “I just want to stay by your side, isn’t that okay?”
Just to stay by your side – no wonder!
Mu Qinglan is advancing by retreating. Now that her inhuman identity has been exposed, she is going to cook the frogs directly!
Her storybooks and monsters are not for nothing, she is proficient in all kinds of tricks, or the human race is the source of life in the world, there are so many tricks of the human race!
The monster race instinctively mates and reproduces, the demon race is dominated by desire, and the immortal cultivators only know how to enter the realm dryly, but the human race is different.
They can take off their clothes and make it extremely romantic, entangled and entangled, life and death promises will never change!
Mu Qinglan looked at Huo Jue’s bewildered and speechless expression, as if a cook had taken a fancy to the ingredients and was planning how to prepare him carefully.
She was talking about fighting for hegemony on paper, but she had already forgotten who was the one who was dumbfounded after being hugged just now!
The two faced each other for a moment, this time Huo Jue didn’t feel awkward, and acquiesced that she would stay.
Directly told: “In the future, in the sect, you should try your best to keep as little contact with the disciples as possible, and don’t let anyone find out about your inhumanity. Once you are discovered, the sect’s rules are in front, and even I can’t stand up and speak for you.”
“You are not a disciple of the sect, and you don’t need to follow too many sect rules, but remember to keep a low profile and concentrate on cultivation.”
Huo Jue said: “I can still open the library for you once. Since you want to stay in the snowfield of Beisong Mountain to take root and practice, don’t waste your time and let down the great Lingshan.”
Mu Qinglan: “…” Why did this start to motivate me! She had an ominous premonition.
She quickly grasped the key point and said: “I just want to stay by your side, I won’t go to Lingshan to take root!”
“I don’t have much promise, I think I’m pretty good now, don’t worry about me.” Mu Qinglan said inwardly, I don’t rely on absorbing the essence of heaven and earth to cultivate.
“Huo Lang.” Mu Qinglan said viscously, “I’ll stay by your side to serve you. I can also help you suppress the Lingfu. You also like my cooking, right?”
“Do you still want to eat salty and sweet pancakes? I’ll make them for you later.”
Huo Jue paused for a moment, and then his voice was a little harsh, almost like scolding his disciples: “Since you have a human body, there are so many opportunities that monsters can’t get, how can you not seek to make progress?”
“What do I want to improve, I just want to have a good time with you, why is it so difficult!” Mu Qinglan panicked, forgot that she had to boil the frog in warm water, and yelled out what was in her heart.
Huo Jue’s expression was very exciting, and the small veins on his forehead jumped across.
He didn’t become angry this time, and his mood quickly sank.
He said, “You’ve got a picture.”
Mu Qinglan was almost suffocated by Huo Jue’s appearance that all four things were empty.
“I’m not a Buddhist cultivator. I’m a goblin. Goblins are greedy for money and lust, and they don’t care about the world of mortals! Let me tell you this, I’ve even thought about the name of our baby!” Mu Qinglan said, “We Give birth to a daughter and call it…”
Huo Jue retorted unhurriedly: “What do you like about me? What do you love about me? Skin?”
“I’m already decrepit. If I can’t find the lotus of rebirth after a while, I will be like a mortal, with snow-white temple hair and rotten internal organs.”
“I’ll be nothing more than a pile of rotten flesh and bones. I don’t think it’s enough to make fertilizer. Why are you so persistent?”
Mu Qinglan said without hesitation: “Even if you become a pile of rotten bones, I love you too, and I am willing to take you by my side and tie you up!”
“Can you believe it?”
Huo Jue snorted lightly, feeling extremely absurd.
“There is no such thing in this world.”
He said, “If you have practiced the Tao and cultivated a human body, you should know that people’s hearts are changeable, and it is not uncommon to see other people’s loves. If you cultivate a human body, you will become three corpses, and your bad roots will come naturally. What do you want me to believe?”
“Besides, I have no intention of having **** with men and women at all. You don’t have to talk about it from now on, otherwise, even if your cultivation base is tyrannical, I will never associate with you again.”
That’s an outrageous way to say it.
Mu Qinglan was heartbroken.
However, she was really not good at being sad, and her broken heart bonded together in less than two breaths. After recovering, she was even stronger than before.
Huo Jue is like this, if he is not like this, he is not Huo Jue.
Mu Qinglan rolled her eyes twice, and stopped talking about whether she loved her or not.
He nodded and said, “I understand.”
Mu Qinglan looked at Huo Jue and said obediently, “I’ll listen to you, so can you teach me how to practice?”
“I don’t know how to choose the technique for cultivation. You choose for me and then teach me. We are making a deal. I will help you stabilize the Lingfu, and you will teach me how to practice.”
Huo Jue let out a sigh of relief.
He thought he had finally made sense of Mu Qinglan, and felt relieved for a while, but he didn’t fully agree.
He said truthfully: “I don’t know much about the methods of Yaozu’s cultivation, and I will look for it and find the one that suits you, and then I will show it to you.”
“it is good!”
Anyway, the wish of the two of them tied together has come true!
After Mu Qinglan finished speaking, seeing that Huo Jue was still trying to take off the ring, she said in a relaxed tone, “You should keep this storage ring. There are a lot of spirit stones in it, which can be used to buy spirit orbs. Like There will be many things like this tonight, if you prepare more, you can also have more chips.”
Mu Qinglan accurately poked at the bottom of Huo Jue’s heart, and she said, “I know, you are afraid that your disciples will die because of disputes in the sect, anyway, I don’t need spirit stones to practice, I rely on absorbing the essence of heaven and earth. To me, Songshan is a huge spiritual stone.”
“And I didn’t give it to you for nothing, you have to teach me how to practice spells.”
This seemingly cold and heartless transaction is full of Mu Qinglan’s fiery thoughts.
As a token of love, Huo Jue refused to accept it. When Mu Qinglan said this, Huo Jue really hesitated.
Mu Qinglan added fuel to the fire, saying: “If you feel uneasy, if there are disciples bullying me in the sect, please protect me.”
Huo Jue curled his lower lip slightly when he heard the words, and didn’t try to take off the ring anymore, but said: “Qu Shuang is just outspoken, the disciples are very kind, no one will bully you.”
“That’s not necessarily true,” Mu Qinglan said with a smile, “Anyway, you promised to protect me, and those spirit stones count as protection fees.”
Huo Jue was indeed very scarce in spirit stones, and he really didn’t want to drag his disciples to their deaths with his broken body, so he didn’t try to take off the ring again.
Seeing that he accepted, Mu Qinglan couldn’t hide her smile.
Huo Jue didn’t speak for a while, the two of them “talked”, he was no longer afraid or awkward, and the atmosphere between them was harmonious for a while.
Mu Qinglan said: “The disciples are all on guard tonight, and I will go out to help you guard the mountain in a while. I will not let other evil spirits except me wait for the opportunity to enter Beisong Mountain. Don’t worry.”
“It’s very late, you can’t hold on anymore, why don’t you rest first.” Mu Qinglan said, pushing Huo Jue to the side of the bed.
Said to him: “The disciples are all busy, and there is no way to prepare the water for bathing. I will help you.”
As she said, she performed three cleansing techniques in a row, and Huo Jue immediately felt refreshed.
He moved his lips, just about to say thank you.
Mu Qinglan suddenly wrapped one hand around the back of his neck, and wrapped his weak legs with the other, and easily lifted his slender body from the wheelchair.
Huo Jue exclaimed, his eyeballs almost squeezed out from behind the white gauze.
“what are you doing!”
He struggled to bounce like a stranded fish.
Mu Qinglan quickly put him on the bed, with a smirk on her face, but she said seriously: “Don’t be afraid, I’m just helping you, I can’t watch you climb into bed, can I?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve changed my mind and am no longer attached to your appearance.”
Mu Qinglan spoke righteously, but her eyes glowed green when she looked at Huo Jue.
Fool.
Believe anything!
She put Huo Jue away, and before Huo Jue felt more uncomfortable, she let go, as if it was really just a favor.
Huo Jue sat on the bed, stiff as a stone tablet.
Mu Qinglan said again: “Lie down quickly, I will help you activate your meridians, and then go outside to guard.”
Huo Jue didn’t move, feeling something was wrong.
But Mu Qinglan’s tone was no longer sticky, and her attitude seemed normal.
He lay down on Mu Qinglan’s shoulders, still thinking that if she went too far, he would really make up his mind to drive her down the mountain.
But Mu Qinglan sat by the bed, and couldn’t help Huo Jue to think about it anymore, she covered him with the quilt, and put her palms on his eyes and belly.
The pure spiritual power gurgled into his body, and Huo Jue suddenly seemed to float up, rippling in the warm spring, and his body relaxed unconsciously.
Mu Qinglan said: “Sleep, Huo Lang.”
Huo Jue didn’t want to sleep, it was so chaotic outside, and the disciples of the law school were restrained, but the attitude of Elder He Ze was unclear, and the royal family…
Mu Qinglan seemed like a roundworm in his stomach, and said, “I’ll go and see the other two groups, don’t worry, even if they go up together, I can trap them.”
“Don’t worry, your body can’t hold spiritual power, and you’re not as strong as a mortal. If you make yourself sick, how will you manage the overall situation then?”
Huo Jue was still worried, and flicked his eyelashes in Mu Qinglan’s palm.
Itchy.
Mu Qinglan’s heart skipped a beat, and then she placed a palm on the center of Huo Jue’s eyebrows, knocking him out with spiritual power.
Mu Qinglan laughed when he fell asleep docilely.
Laughed at him again.
The two of them are also strange, they both think each other is stupid, like a pair of rabbits who despise each other with short tails.
Mu Qinglan took her hand off Huo Jue’s forehead and touched his face.
He bowed his head and stole a kiss unceremoniously.
Pitiful for her ambition, she feels that she is in control of the overall situation, and that she is omnipotent. She feels that sooner or later Huo Jue will retreat under her strong offensive. As a result, her lips lingered on Huo Jue’s face several times. His lips paused for three full breaths, and finally tremblingly landed on his brow and soul platform.
Sentimental and apprehensive.
I don’t know who looks like a fool.