Marvel: The Convergence Of Souls - Chapter 75

“How has it been my friend?” Thor’s cheerful voice rang out.

“Pretty good and you Thor?” I ask with a smile. Hashirama and Shisuis head both snap around.

“Well I have been-” Thor gets cut off.

“YOU! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE JANE AND THEN LEAVE US TO DEAL WITH HER YELLING?” They both scream at the same time. “DO YOU KNOW HOW LOUD THAT WOMAN CAN SCREAM? DO YOU?!” Hashirama complained afterward.

“LOUD!” Shisui adds on answering Hashiramas rhetorical question.

I try to hide my laugh at Thors, confused, and sort of scared face. I guess he had heard Janes yelling before.

“Hehehe… Sif? What was that? Sorry, I think Sif just called me. BYE!” He yelled the last words as he was already flying away with his hammer. It was weird because even with my very enhanced hearing, I did not hear Sif at all. HAHAHA!

“Who is Sif? I did not hear anyone?” Hashirama said, taking Thor’s words literally as he looked around.

“Sif is someone I am trying to… court,” I said with a smirk. This just makes Hashirama, and Shisuis faces light up.

“Hohohoho. So young Aaron is got a crush, eh? Is she pretty?” Shisui said making kissing faces in the air while Hashirama hugged himself and also started to pretend to be kissing someone.

‘I am going to teach you how to cause chaos!’ Kakashi said with determination in his voice.

‘Whatever.’ I reply, not thinking much of it. Up until now, Kakashi had been pretty annoying to others but not someone who causes chaos as far as I knew anyway.

“Wait,” Shisui said, suddenly realizing something. “Were you not acting all lovey-dovey with that invisible girl aswell the one time I saw her?” He asks me with a scornful look.

I did not shrink back under his gaze. “Indeed. I am trying to court them both. In time I will tell them about each other.” I said, trying to keep my face emotionless. That would be one hell of a discussion.

Shisui relaxes visible “good.” He says. In the Naruto world, Polygamy was natural. Apparently so was ɨnċėst aswell. Some clans thought that they should keep there bloodline [pure] whatever that meant. The kids might not awaken the Kekkei Genkai anyway so I do not see how it mattered. Some Uchiha spent their whole life without a Sharingan simply because they either did not have the talent to awaken it or were just very sheltered.

Anyway, I got off-topic. Polygamy was not very common in the Naruto world. In fact, it was very rare. But it still existed. The Daimyo had multiple wives, and so did powerful businessmen such as Gato.

We were now walking down the streets of Asgard toward the palace. It was very busy right now, but we managed to not bump into anyone thanks to our amazing ninja skills.

‘Ok. Lesson on how to cause chaos number one. Give me control.’ Kakashi said gleefully. I was skeptical, but I wanted to see what he would do.

Kakashi skillfully snatched a helmet away from someone’s head and before they could look back put it on someone else’s which was walking the same direction as us. Kakashi just pulled out his book and walked through the crowd calmly dodging street vendors with such ease it was as if he had done it his whole life, which he had.

“HEY! That is my helmet!” A voice rang out from behind us as a burly looking man Kakashi had stolen the helmet from stormed toward the person next to us who was currently feeling the top of his head in confusion.

“What? This? I do not even know how it got here! I swear to Odin!” He says defensively scared of the much larger man hulking over him in a show of intimidation.

Kakashi did not even turn back to look just hid his smile behind his book.

“Don’t lie to me! You have my helmet who else would take it?!” He yells in anger, drawing attention from everywhere around us. The person who was accused of stealing the helmet cowered back in fright.

“I promise I did not take it! Here have it back!” He said and shakily handed the helmet back.

Taking it, the other man said, “If I were to let you leave now without any punishment, you would not learn anything! Let me teach you a lesson, so you do not ever think of stealing again!” The bigger man said and reared his fist back.

Kakashi used the distraction to take two carrots-like objects from a stand next to him and turned around, finally taking his eyes away from his book. “Hey, you there! I heard you got your helmet stolen. I am sorry about that. Here have some of… Whatever the hell this is to make you feel better.” Kakashi said with a kind and innocent smile.

“*HMPF* You think two Gronkens will satisfy me? This thief needs to learn a lesson! So I will personally te-” The big man got cut off from shock.

“Oops sorry. My hand slipped. How clumsy of me. Here would you like some more Gronkens to make up for it?” Kakashi said with an innocent smile while the big man was trying to pull the two Gronkens out of his nose. Note the key words was trying. They were small, and the man had large fingers, so it was hard for him to get a good grip as they were lodged into his nose. The Gronkens looked like Carrots, but they were much smaller. Small enough to comfortably fit.

Finally managing to pull one of them out the man took a break and said, “NO! I think I have had enough!” He yelled and ran away.

“How rude. He runs off while we were in the middle of a conversation. Sir here have some Gronkens I have no use for them.” He says and hands the man he framed the Gronkens.

He walked away, somewhat relieved at the turn of events.

Kakashi and a laughing Shisui and Hashirama walked over to the palace performing more cruel stunts along the way. Some stall vendors were wondering why it was raining on only them. And some were wondering why there was a small monkey jumping around grabbing all of their fruits.

But most venders were simply wondering why two people walking behind someone else were laughing so hard the whole way to the palace.

— Back with the vendor the Gronkens came from —

“Huh? Where did my Rashies go? Those were my prized possesions! They cost me thousands of gold nuggets! Where did they go?!” He yelled, frantically.

— With the man who got blamed for stealing a helmet —

— Back with Kakashi —

‘I told you. Causing Chaos is the most fun thing to do! Plus I am pretty sure that was not actually a Gronken. That guy looked pretty pore aswell. I think we just did our good deed for the day. And did you see that guys face when his buŧŧ suddenly lit on fire? Gold.’ Kakashi stated as some people in my head were – metaphorically – shaking from laughter while the others were trying to suppress their giggles.

‘Haha – Kakashi sensei please teach me how to cause chaos!’

That was the day many people dreaded as the day that Aaron the Chaos ninja was created.