Master of the Sky - C309
Pet dog?
Xiao Qiang was furious!
It opened its eyes, and a vicious light flashed in its eyes. It instantly rose up from the ground, and its body became ten times bigger.
“Damn, you damned dog, sneak attack Laozi!”
The Fire Phoenix scolded in rage. It wanted to flap its wings and fly up, but it was tightly pressed under the stomach by Xiao Qiang and was unable to use a single bit of strength.
It wanted to spew fire, but found that its mouth was facing the ground, so spitting fire was useless.
The Fire Phoenix was aggrieved and shouted angrily: “Stupid dog, what kind of man are you trying to sneak an attack on Laozi? Get up for Laozi, we will have a fair duel! ”
Xiao Qiang did not move, his huge body fiercely pressing down on the Fire Phoenix, without saying a word, without moving, he wanted to directly smother the Fire Phoenix to death under his stomach.
“Damned dog, fuck you, you want to crush Laozi to death? You don’t even have a way! Even if Laozi doesn’t breathe for a few hours, he would still be fine. ”
“With your little weight, you can’t even harm the Laozi’s flesh, it’s only useful if you become ten thousand times heavier!”
“Aiyo, motherf * cker, get out of the way for Laozi! Laozi will kill you!”
The Fire Phoenix could no longer take it anymore. It was as if it was being pressed down by a mountain, and it felt so uncomfortable that it was about to suffocate.
“Tu Gou, you are a f * cking Tu Gou! Master ate the wrong medicine, why would he raise a Tu Gou like you? ”
“Damn you Tu Gou, don’t let Laozi get the chance, he will really burn you to death!”
The Fire Phoenix was truly angry, and had the intention to kill.
Xiao Qiang had been scolded repeatedly by the Fire Phoenix for eighteen generations. In his heart, Xiao Qiang was furious, he had seen people with dirty mouths, but he had never seen someone as shameless as this!
Xiao Qiang moved his body forward slightly, pressing the Fire Phoenix down on his butt. Immediately after, Xiao Qiang contracted his abdominal cavity with all his might, and an earth-shattering stench rushed into the nose of the Fire Phoenix.
That fart was extremely enchanting and nearly caused the Fire Phoenix to lose its soul … …
The Fire Phoenix sensed the stench, and scolded even more fiercely.
Xiao Qiang was completely enraged. It moved its body away and its two gigantic claws mercilessly grabbed onto the Fire Phoenix’s wings, ripping off each of its red feathers. The Fire Phoenix opened its mouth wide, and every single hair on its body dropped, it screamed miserably.
“Satisfying, so f * cking satisfying!”
Xiao Qiang was furious, but he did not stop there. The Fire Phoenix’s wings were quickly stripped clean, following that were its feathers.
In the end, the Fire Phoenix could no longer scream. Its neck was groaning as if there was a piece of sh * t stuck in its throat. It could not spit out nor swallow.
Its entire body was stripped naked, turning into a living turkey.
“Xiao Huoji, you have to keep a low profile since you have just arrived. This kind of ending is the lightest punishment. The next time you insult me, I’ll cook soup for you! ” Xiao Qiang stood up, his huge body returning to its normal size. It stood beside the Fire Phoenix, looking extremely arrogant and proud.
“Damn Tu Gou, you can actually send a sound transmission? In the Tu Gou Realm, you are considered the strongest Tu Gou! However, Tu Gou was always Tu Gou. You will never understand the pride of being a Divine Beasts! ” The Fire Phoenix duck’s mouth was still tough after death. The current it was exactly a turkey, how could it have anything to do with the Divine Beasts?
“Xiao Huoji, if you don’t take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror, with your appearance, you dare call yourself Divine Beasts?” Xiao Qiang revealed a look of disdain, and mocked.
“Laozi will let you experience what a Fire Phoenix is!”
The Fire Phoenix opened its mouth and spewed out a ball of fire. Xiao Qiang was caught off guard, and all the fine lines on his eyebrows and chest instantly burned up!
Xiao Qiang was furious!
“You damned bastard, you’re courting death!”
Xiao Qiang once again transformed into a huge body, pouncing towards Xiao Huoji.
Xiao Huoji staggered and flew up while flapping his two shriveled and hairless wings. Xiao Qiang was thrown into the air and unwillingly leaped towards Xiao Huoji with its hind legs stamping on the ground.
Xiao Huoji scoffed, “Laozi can fly, f * cking slowly jump!”
Even though he had lost his feather, Fire Phoenix was still just a Fire Phoenix. No matter how weak he was, he was still a Divine Beasts, and after he gradually grasped the balance, Xiao Huoji flew around the furious Xiao Qiang as he cursed and flew around freely, enraging Xiao Qiang.
However, Xiao Qiang was still unable to fly, and could only watch as Xiao Huoji escaped from his claws time and time again, teasing him.
“Damn that turkey, if you have the guts, come down and fight it!”
“Tch, Tu Gou, Laozi can’t be bothered with a Tu Gou who can’t even fly like you! If you have the guts, fly up and fight? ”
“Come down if you dare!”
“Come up if you dare!”
“Stop joking, dead dog, Laozi does not plan on enduring anymore, Laozi wants to burn all your hair!”
The furious Xiao Huoji opened his mouth and spat out flames as he flew around Xiao Qiang. Xiao Qiang could only flee in panic, in an attempt to save half of its hair. But, how could its running speed compare to the flying speed of Fire Phoenix?
Everywhere Xiao Qiang went, the houses were on fire and the smoke was dense. All of the wrinkles on Xiao Qiang’s body were completely burnt.
“Hahahaha!” Die Tu Gou, let’s see if you still dare to pull my feathers! ” Xiao Huoji didn’t have a single strand of hair on his body, making him look like a roasted duck flying in the sky. There were no longer any hair on Xiao Qiang’s body. He was furiously digging at the ground and wailing from his mouth. It seemed like he was expressing his anger, but also wailing that his beautiful fur had been burnt.
and the Fire Phoenix were both not good people, and as they were now, other than the tragedy that had befallen them, they were also funny.
Without the tattoo, how much of a difference could Xiao Qiang have?
Without the feather, the Fire Phoenix was no different from a turkey.
A dog and a chicken looked at each other. They seemed to be unable to do anything to each other now that they were naked.
The turkey spewed fire, but could not burn Xiao Qiang’s body, so it was basically useless. It was like a roasting fire, which even made Xiao Qiang feel a little warmth.
Xiao Qiang was unable to fly, and could only stare at the turkey that was floating in the air like a tiger.
Xiao Qiang felt that he was the victim here. In the beginning, Xiao Huoji was the one who spoke rudely!
Xiao Huoji felt that he was the Divine Beasts that should be pitied, and that it had kind intentions to lower itself and lower itself to greet Tu Gou who was lying on the ground. Not only was Tu Gou not grateful, he had even rolled his eyes at him.
Just like that, Tu Gou and the turkey fought. No one got the upper hand, and no one was injured.
“Damned turkey, I don’t believe that you have the strength to continue flying in the sky! When you land on the ground, I will definitely kill you! ” Xiao Qiang roared in anger, and roared continuously.
was right, the Laozi’s Spiritual Energy was limited, and if Yue Yang couldn’t get anything else from this damn place, he would land on the ground sooner or later.
That would be miserable, too miserable.
“Tsk, Laozi is a Divine Beasts Fire Phoenix, flying in the air for a few years shouldn’t be a problem, you just have to wait.”
“So what if it’s a few years? Even if it’s a few decades, I still have to wait!” Damn, he’s actually calling me Tu Gou? Have you ever seen such a handsome Tu Gou? ”
“Oh oh oh, I’ve indeed not seen it before. In the Tu Gou Realm, you are the most handsome person there and you can even use the telepathic transmission, are you the king of the Tu Gou Realm?”
The Fire Phoenix shook its head, its tone filled with contempt, and said: “King Tu Gou, once Master comes, Laozi will let you know how terrible it will be if you offend me!”
“Xiao Huoji, you won’t be able to wait that long. Let’s see how long you can persevere! How many days can a hairy turkey fly for? ”
Xiao Qiang grabbed a handful of primeval stone and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing and chewing before swallowing it. After the primeval stone ate down, the transformation system in Xiao Qiang’s body quickly transformed the Elemental Essence of the Five Elements, and the aura of the Spiritual Energy slowly overflowed.
The turkey in the air was stunned: This Tu Gou, can he transform Spiritual Energy?
It suddenly remembered that the Master said that there was a floral qilin under its hand!
“Could this guy be a floral qilin?”
“Transforming the Elemental Essence of the Five Elements into Spiritual Energy is something even I can’t do. Only noble Floral Kirin can do it!”
“Damn, this is the greatest misfortune of my life!”
“It’s over, it’s all over!”
Thinking up to here, the flying turkey felt dizzy, its wings closed, and it dropped down from the sky heavily.