May Be the Fake Gintama - Chapter 791: : Be careful with babysitters and drivers!

“At 11:15 p.m., he was detained on charges of affecting the normal operation of the store, attempting to pick quarrels and provoking trouble, and sexual harassment.”

The patrolman who handcuffed Hasegawa said so.

“Hey! Baba!” Hasegawa was instantly unhappy, and shouted at Granny Toshi, who was standing in front of the store and waving at the patrolman: “This is different from what we said! What is the last charge? What? Sexual harassment? Stop joking! I won’t admit it!”

“Mr. Patrolman, this is the uncle~”

From the outside, Catherine, who looked like an eighty-year-old old lady, hooked her finger on her collar, deliberately showing a little bit of skin, and pointed at Hasegawa with the other finger, squeezing and complaining.

“When I drink in the store, I always do things to others~ I can’t let him out without three million spiritual compensation meow~”

“Meow! You are so disgusting!” Hasegawa retorted with a burst of blue veins, “What a disgusting thing to say with a face that has been run over by a time machine! Does my head look so bad? It should be me who should ask for spiritual compensation!”

Snapped!

The patrolman put his hand on Hasegawa’s shoulder and shook his head slowly, showing an unusually warm, gentle and somewhat serious look in his eyes.

“Why are you looking at me with such warmth and tenderness and a bit of seriousness! I really didn’t do it! I plead guilty to the first two charges, but I will never recognize the last one!”

click!

The patrolman untied Hasegawa’s handcuffs and patted Hasegawa on the shoulder again.

“Don’t think too much, just live strong.”

After that, the patrolman turned around and handcuffed Catherine.

Catherine and Hasegawa were stunned at the same time, and it took a long time before they recovered and roared.

“The old lady is the one who was harassed! / I haven’t been harassed anymore!”

…

“Please! Take me back! I haven’t eaten for several days! Just give me a fifteen-day detention package as before! Please! Mr. Patrolman!”

Outside the door, Hasegawa kept asking.

Inside the door, the grandmother Dengshi, who was standing in the counter and smoking with her arms in her arms, listened to the commotion outside the door and couldn’t help shaking her head.

“Yahahahie, even in this new era, these guys still haven’t changed at all. Does it mean that idiots are idiots no matter what era they are in?”

“That’s right,” Gintoki folded his arms and nodded noncommittally, “These guys are just **** in society.”

“You are the most unqualified person to say this…”

“By the way, where is Mom going to travel? I’d better prepare in advance. By the way, I’ll take care of the money for buying snacks outside.”

“I said it has nothing to do with you!”

“Mom~ This is the test paper at the end of the semester for the parents to sign~ Please~ I got a hundred percent on the silver sauce~”

The pretentious Yinshi squeezed and handed an A4 piece of paper and a pen.

Looking at the contents of the will on the A4 paper, Granny Dense frowned again, tearing the paper to shreds and roaring.

“Who are you asking to make a will!!!”

“Hey! Baba! Give me a little more! Isn’t the money still mine in the end anyway?! What’s wrong with giving it now? It doesn’t matter at all! In other words, you are just saving the money for Yinsang! It’s quite In a bank or something!”

“Who is the bank ah ah ah!!!”

“Sakata-san, you can stop too!” Catherine on the side put her hands on her hips and said righteously: “Don’t you understand how unlikely it is that the unworthy descendants can get the inheritance?! In the case of unworthy descendants, the average person who gets the inheritance is ordinary. They are all gentle babysitters and drivers who accompany me.”

Saying that, Catherine handed a cup of coffee with a gentle face: “Mother-in-law, drink a cup of coffee to extinguish the fire. Don’t worry about the inheritance.”

“Oh, thank you.”

Granny Dense took the coffee and subconsciously replied with a thank you, but the next moment, when she saw the coffee that was bubbling with unknown bubbles and exuding a strange smell of death, she fryed again.

“It’s too early to be poisoned!!”

Catherine turned her face away, spat lightly in her mouth, and said to herself, “Cut! Have you been found?”

…

“Minasang ~ Thank you for your support, today’s live broadcast ends here, Aru~”

Kagura, who looked like she was pregnant with triplets on the verge of giving birth, smiled and waved at her new smartphone.

“Ah! Sure enough, it has to be Kagura-chan!”

“Yeah! Every time I don’t have an appetite, I look at Kagura-chan and I’ll have an appetite!”

“I will always support you! Kagura-chan, the biggest stomach king in the universe!”

“I’m so envious, I won’t get fat after eating so much~”

…

The barrage is still constantly swiping on the phone.

Ignoring Katherine and Gintoki’s mother-in-law who had been beaten unconscious and thrown out, Kagura sighed and shook her head as she watched Kagura put away her phone and hiccupped.

“Even Kagura-chan has found a side business that suits her in the new era, you guys are really…”

With that said, Granny Denshi put on her reading glasses and took out her smartphone from her cuff.

“Ala~ Xiaoli Jiang has started the live broadcast, she is still so handsome and so cute, more than heart~”

Seeing the mother-in-law Toshi who was skillfully recharging and delivering gifts, the corners of Xin Ba Ha’s eyes twitched uncontrollably.

“Grandma Dengshi, how much did you spend on this list?”

“what?!”

Yin Sang woke up in an instant and rushed forward, snarling: “Hey! Baba! Who told you to spend Yin Sang’s money! Just because Yin Sang is not as cute as him?! Just because Yin Sang is not as handsome as him?! Addicted to this Do you think it doesn’t matter if your son is rebellious if the family is not harmonious?!”

“It’s my money!! And don’t be too close!”

…

After 0:00 in the Dengshi store, there are only twos and threes of customers left.

“It’s really a good new era~” Granny Dengshi put away her smartphone and took off her reading glasses with a satisfied face, “My underground husband would never have imagined that there would be such an era.”

Xin Baha said speechlessly: “Ah, I really can’t imagine that my wife, who is in her sixtieth year, will give so much money to a man who only sees it on the phone screen.”

“What do you know about Oguri-chan with these glasses?! He works very hard!” Granny Denise retorted instantly with her fists bursting with blue veins, and then blushed inexplicably, covering her cheeks with shyness, and said: “Every time I’m so cute as an old woman and say thank you to sister Dengshi or something, I really can’t stand it~”

After being silent for a long time, Xin Ba Hao said silently: “Ah… I am completely addicted.”

“But…”

Granny Dengshi changed her words, turned her face to look at Xiaoyu who was cleaning without saying a word, and continued, “In this new era where good things are basically everywhere, it’s unavoidable that someone will show that. The lonely expression on the face or something. It’s obviously such a good new era…”

Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Haw and Kagura, who were sitting at the front desk, became quiet at the same time. Perhaps because of someone they thought of, the two bowed their heads in tacit understanding and remained silent.

After a long time, Xin Ba Hae raised his head, and the corner of his mouth revealed a bit of a lonely smile.

“Jiang Chengsang is really a cunning guy, he was left behind by all of us, but it always made us feel like he was left alone or something.

Even if he wanted to catch up, he didn’t even know where he was going… No… Even if he knew, he couldn’t catch up, what a formidable guy. ”

At this time, Kagura suddenly couldn’t hold back a smile, as if talking to himself.

“The guy who stole away”

Gin-chan always said that to Aru before.

Said that my uncle was a guy who sneaked away,

Is a cheating sly guy. ”

Tama, who calmly listened to Kagura and Shinhachi’s words, suddenly turned her face to the store door at a certain moment.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing outside the door, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and walked away slowly with his sleeves in his back.

…

Dengshi Tavern, Shemale Club, Gao Tianyuan, Smile Bar…

Jiang Cheng passed by those familiar shops in Kabukicho, which seemed to be the same as before, but seemed a little different.

Nothing has changed is hilarity, and what has changed is people.

…

The new era of Shinkansen and trams has created many, many new lines, leading to various parts of the country.

Of course, if you feel that taking the tram is a waste of time, you can also choose to take the airship, which is faster and safer, but it is slightly more expensive than the tram.

Taking the tram, Jiang Cheng took only one day to arrive at a very familiar small mountain village in the countryside.

The education reform has basically completely eliminated such things as private schools. What comes from it is the enlightenment education of kindergartens, and the education system of primary school, junior high school, high school, and university is one step after another, and it is a nine-year compulsory education system. educate.

Teachers have also officially become the existence of public servants who can be compared with civil servants.

But becoming a teacher is not as difficult as it used to be.

You need to study and take exams to become a teacher after obtaining a qualification certificate.

Matsushita Elementary School was founded with the help of the new government in Songyang~www.mtlnovel.com~, who had gone through a lot of study and successfully obtained the teacher’s qualification certificate.

The school building is not big, there is only one modern teaching building and a small but well-equipped playground.

After all, there are not many students here. In Panasonic Elementary School, from the first grade to the sixth grade, there are only a dozen students in total, including four orphans, and the rest are basically left-behind children.

Because the only teacher in the culture class was Songyang, and he also served as the principal, so everyone was crowded into one classroom.

(You can refer to the leisurely daily king)

Songyang didn’t react much to this, and even enjoyed it, but corporal punishment of students is not allowed now, and most of these students are also very sensible.

So Songyang sometimes always looks at his fists and feels a little empty chatter.

In the school, in addition to Songyang, the rest are the physical education teacher and the dean of the school.

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