May Be the Fake Gintama - Chapter 798: : If you need a reason to live, then just find one...

“It’s a really powerful sword, it’s exactly like a stubborn samurai.” Gintoki wiped off the booger in his hands on Kat’s body, and at the same time deliberately said, “Then why do you hate samurai guys so much?” , would you use that kind of thing? Wigs?”

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui corrected it again, then held up his hands and slowly analyzed, “There are generally several possibilities for this kind of problem, the most likely possibility is that Jiang Chengshi was trying to solve the false factor. It was only after traveling so far to forge such a knife. There is also a possibility that Jiang Chengshi actually agrees with the existence of samurai in his heart, so he forged such a sword that is very samurai style and is very suitable for samurai temperament. Knife.”

“So what’s the truth?” Zongwu asked Jiang Cheng, who had a calm face.

Jiang Cheng looked at the sword in his hand and answered honestly: “Ah… When I happened to pass by that planet, I got it by lottery in the custom shop, saying that it would allow the best craftsmen on the planet to make a knife or something. It also gave me triple points by the way.

In fact, I really don’t care about triple points, the truth is as the wig said, it’s for the virtual factor or something, that’s right! That’s it! Wig guessed right! ”

“Who believes ah ah ah!!”

Yin Shi directly roared and kicked over.

“Ah,” Jiang Cheng, who was protecting his head, suddenly thought of something, “Actually, there’s another reason that it’s easy to use to chop people, and it’s also very sharp. I like the feeling that one knife is not sloppy.”

“Then it’s just a pure murderer!” Xin Baha frantically complained.

At this time, Yin Shi was still stepping on his feet: “I haven’t even visited all the custom shops on earth, have you even visited the custom shops in the universe?! Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Hand it over!”

“This…here…” Jiang Cheng on the ground tremblingly took out a stack of points cards from various planetary custom shops from his arms.

Yin Shi, who took the points card, raised his hand and turned to leave: “Yo Xi! Then I’ll play again in Part B, goodbye, everyone.”

“Ah, there are indeed too many characters in the show. It doesn’t matter if I go to Part B and then play again.”

Gui Zheng said, then turned around and put on Yin Shi’s shoulder and left with Yin Shi.

[Everyone, see you in Part B. 】 Elizabeth held up the signboard, turned and followed.

“And me too…”

As soon as Sakamoto spoke, he was kicked to the ground by Mutsu.

“Lord Jinzhu…” Youzi looked at Takasugi with a worried expression, for fear that Lord Takasugi would also leave with him.

After a long silence, Takasugi said, “I won’t go.”

“Really? Then I’ll leave it to you here.” Jiang Cheng turned around and greeted everyone, “Everyone, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come to such a place, so today I’ll treat you to a nearby planet together. Hi Pi!”

Takasugi’s face sank, and he lifted his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng, who was approaching, to the ground.

“Why can you, the client, say such things at such a time!”

Jiang Cheng grabbed his stomach and got up and retorted: “No, it’s embarrassing to say anything at this time, why don’t you all find a place to sit down and have a drink, play with the ladies and sisters, and open your mind and body? Maybe it will be a little bit better. Just don’t worry about the future, let’s all meet the final response together.”

“Are you quite confident, do you still believe in yourself?”

Jiang Cheng’s footsteps stagnated, “Ah, of course, I will always believe in myself. Whether in the past or in the future. I have never doubted myself. Otherwise, I would not be here now.”

“Are you really who you say you are? Their (former partners) wishes are all your motivation, so is it now? Jiang Cheng, as I know, will not run into this kind of situation because of just one woman. place.”

“So didn’t I say it? I’m a sly guy, trying to find a less painful way to end myself easily.”

Gao Shan snorted and said, “What an incredible guy, he can lie like this without changing his face.”

“Ah, you’re not inferior, just because you didn’t make a lot of appearances in the final chapter, so you went to such a place and wanted to show it at the end…”

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was kicked on the back at the same time by several feet belonging to different people stretched out behind him.

Kagura scolded while stepping on it: “Speak it out! You guy finally said it Aru! What is the final chapter! I’m basically just in a coma, Aru! You bastard! Give me enough time!”

I don’t know when I joined Yinshi, and I kept stepping on it: “Where did Yinsang go?! This main story Yinsang also fell into a coma! You **** took all the scenes! Even that idiot captain. It’s more than Yin Sang’s role!”

“Is Captain Idiot referring to me?” Sakamoto stopped pedaling and pointed at himself with a confused look.

“Speaking of saying goodbye to the real selection group chapter, the old lady has never played again!” A Miao stepped on the ground extremely hard.

“I’ll only end the last daily article (love dyeing incense)!” Jiubingwei rolled his eyes and stepped on it harder than A Miao.

“I… The last appearance was just a figure… and I was smashed.”

“Hey?” Jiang Cheng was stunned, then raised his head and looked at the woman with short hair and squinting eyes in confusion, “Who are you…?”

“Ahahaha, of course it’s my ex-wife who is about to get back together – Yuno Krista!”

“Don’t think about it! Dao Man!”

Looking at the two men who were arguing, Jiang Cheng was still confused.

“Who… are you? Did you go to the wrong set?”

Lying on Jiang Cheng’s side in the quilt that was laid at an unknown time, Wai Daomaru leaned into Jiang Cheng’s ear and explained in a low voice, “Sir Jiang Cheng, the head of the Seimei-sama and the Milino family, and also the master of Christ. My ex-husband, Michiman Michino.”

“What are you doing?” Looking at Wai Daomaru and Ge Ye lying on the bedding, Jiang Cheng was speechless with half-squinted eyes.

“I just heard that Lord Jiang Cheng said he was going to a custom shop or something, so…” Ge Ye pulled his clothes and threw a wink at the same time.

“Well…” Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, then got up and pinched his chin and whispered to himself in a slightly distressed tone, “Why is this guy who hasn’t played a few times at all and is unfamiliar here? What kind of time to appear? Are you still pretending to be so familiar, and are you fighting so hard to appear?”

“Who are you saying to pretend to be familiar with you!” Seimei directly frowned, “Although you used to be like a benefactor to me, do you know that because of your direct and indirect relationship, there is no shogunate now, We are all equivalent to being unemployed! Now the whole family can only make a lot of money through some supernatural short videos!”

“Didn’t you already make a lot of money?! What are you complaining about!”

“Ideas! Do you know how hard it is to think about every short video idea? The family has to discuss it all night every time! Christ’s live broadcast cannot catch up with the live broadcast because of this kind of thing and can only watch the recording!”

Jiang Cheng: …

“And.” Seimei changed the conversation, “It’s also because you are our benefactor that I am here.”

Daoman took out the talisman paper from his arms, pinched his two fingers, and took the words at the same time: “Ah, that’s right. It is precisely because you are also my benefactor, who is about to remarry me and Crist’s moon-old man. , If you die, the wedding will not go on.”

Jiang Cheng raised his hands with squinted Doudou’s eyes: “That… Actually, I don’t think it matters anymore. Can you go back? Obviously I’m not familiar with it, and I always feel that it’s a bit of a hindrance.”

The two people’s faces instantly burst into blue veins, and the spells in their hands were thrown at Jiang Cheng at the same time.

boom! !

…

“Teacher…” Jiang Cheng, who got up, looked at Songyang in front of him and murmured softly.

“Well, long time no see, my disciple.” Song Yang put on his sleeves and smiled.

“Ah, long time no see…” Jiang Cheng replied softly, then looked at Long behind Songyang, “Mother’s mouth Sansan.”

“Yes, Natsume.” Long nodded lightly and responded.

After that, only Jiang Cheng and Long’s brains were left on the floor.

Yin Shi leaned into Gui’s ear and whispered, “Isn’t he absolutely angry? Teacher, was he absolutely angry just now?”

Gui replied in a low voice: “Ah, yes, I’m definitely angry. By the way, does the white sea leader know what to do? He was very skilled just now. I thought he was the kind of stuffy guy. The type.”

“Cough cough!” Takasugi, who noticed the change in Songyang’s face, coughed twice, and touched Gui and Yinshi with her elbows.

“A few of you… what were you talking about just now?” Song Yang looked at his three disciples with a smile on his face.

…

Jiang Cheng, who got up again, looked at Jiang Hua who was silently watching him with gentle eyes, smiled helplessly and shook his head.

“Really, I can’t bear this kind of expression, Sister Jiang Hua, maybe that bald man will think crooked.”

“Who are you calling a bald man?! Stay away from Jiang Hua for me!”

“Anyway, if you have to say something, why don’t you…” After speaking, Jiang Cheng spread his hands and showed a relaxed expression, “Give me the trousers.”

As a result, Jiang Cheng had a pair of white tight-fitting briefs in his hands.

“But… can you?” Mao Mao, who was standing in front of Jiang Cheng, was a little bit awkward, and his face was slightly flushed.

“I’m not talking about you!” Jiang Cheng directly frowned.

“Then the uncle’s red loincloth…is it okay?” Mr. Matsudaira, who was holding a red “scarf”, asked.

“It’s not you either!”

“Then my… must be cherished. UU reading www.uukanshu.com” After putting a pair of boxer pants in Jiang Cheng’s hands, Kondo also twisted.

“This is just a pathogen that can infect some virus!”

“How rude!” Kondo retorted, “Who do you think has syphilis!”

“Hey, Kondo-san, no one said it was syphilis,” Shishi reminded.

“Jiangcheng sama! These are the pants of all our members!” ×n

Baihua’s sisters holding **** spoke in unison.

“You don’t need it!”

“Phew~” Jiang Hua let out a breath of smoke at this moment, his tone relaxed: “If you want, just wait until the real future.”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned around in an instant, raised his hand and shouted: “Yo Xi! I don’t know why I suddenly have motivation! Everyone, come with me!”

Kagura kicked over again, roaring with white eyes: “Why did Mommy’s pair of **** suddenly change your attitude, Aru! You disgusting big idiot!”