May Be the Fake Gintama - Chapter 799: : Please help me blaze a trail for the future!

“Wait…wait a minute! Kagura!”

Jiang Cheng, who was being trampled on by Kagura, said intermittently, “Just kidding! I’m just kidding! That sacred artifact…how could I be interested in something? It’s just a joke!”

“No, you just talked about holy relics.” Xin Baha pushed the second generation on the bridge of his nose and said expressionlessly.

A Miao on the side shook her head and said sternly: “Xinjiang, women’s **** are sacred no matter what era.”

“No, there has never been such a statement.” Xin Ba Hao retorted speechlessly, then looked at Jiang Cheng, and continued helplessly: “By the way, what do you think of Mrs. Jiang Hua’s panties? Even if you get it. What are you going to do?”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng blushed and turned his face away silently: “Don’t… don’t force me to say it, it’s weird… it’s shameful.”

Xin Ba Haw’s whole body felt bad in an instant, and he yelled with blue veins and spittle: “Are you still going to do something that can’t be said?! It’s disgusting! It’s really disgusting!”

“Well…” Jiang Cheng thought for a moment, and then showed a look of confusion, “Xinbazhu-kun, what are you thinking about? I just want to use it as a holy relic, and I will take it out and summon it in the future Holy Grail War or something. It’s just a hero.”

“Who believes it! What is the holy relic?! What is the Holy Grail War?! It’s not a worldview at all!”

“No no no, it’s too early to say this, Shinbachi-kun.”

Jiang Cheng slowly got up, and at the same time continued unhurriedly: “The future is good, the future is good, because you idiots can’t see all the relationships, what kind of future will become in the future, no one here. I know. So even that kind of **** future isn’t out of the question.”

“Jiang…Jiang Chengsang…” Xinba murmured.

“No, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, it’s not just idiots here.” Sasaki with a face paralyzed in the uniform of the team came out, “There are elites like you here.”

“Hey, what’s going on?” Jiang Cheng curled his lips, teasing the other members of the Zhenxuan Group, “What about arresting prisoners through time, isn’t there a guy who escaped from prison here? Neglect of duty should also be Is there a limit?”

“No, you can’t say that, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng.” Sasaki shook his head, then glanced at Nobuo Imai behind him, “Right now, I am just an ordinary guardian to discuss the marriage contract we made before, To be honest I’m really bothered, after all it’s over and you’re gone before it’s officially agreed upon.

You must know that Miss Xinnu has also reached the age of marriage. If you miss this time in order to wait for your reply, it will be bad. Also, keep in mind that you’re not just letting down a woman. and…”

“We!” ×n

At the same time, all the members of Baihua stood up and stood beside the letter girl, as well as Kagura, A Miao, Jiubingwei, Waidoumaru, Ge Ye…

Looking at the women in front of him, Jiang Cheng laughed dumbly and shook his head helplessly: “Hey, do you want to make a collective confession to me at this time? Does it matter regardless of the occasion or time? Also, I’m not such a gentle man, I refuse. If so, I will say it without hesitation.”

“Unrequited love, confession, broken love… Originally, it was something that girls would go through. The only one who doesn’t understand this kind of thing is my uncle.”

A Miao, who was holding a long knife, looked very serious: “If you are afraid of losing, you will continue to lose. If you are afraid of change, you will change passively. We have already understood this kind of thing. Don’t underestimate people! Jiang Chengsang! ”

“Yeah.” Jiubingwei on the side nodded.

“Is that so…” Jiang Cheng murmured softly, but then he showed some doubts, “But if you say that, why are there men…”

“Who are you calling a man!” A Miao flew over and kicked him again.

“A Miao, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng said it was me!” Jiubingwei hurriedly said, “I think Your Excellency Jiang Cheng has already seen it, my heart is like a man!”

“Indeed,” Jiang Cheng raised his chin and nodded, his eyes scrutinized A Miao’s chest in front of him, and his mouth was still praising softly: “It’s really grown up, A Miao, she actually has a level like the sea level. Generally broad-minded…”

…

Jiang Cheng, who was beaten by the furious A Miao with his fists for nearly five minutes, staggered to his feet with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

“Benevolent, long time no see.”

The man’s voice seemed a little familiar.

“You…you are…” Looking at the middle-aged man in front of him, Jiang Cheng couldn’t recall for a while.

“It’s really a noble person who forgets things,” Daoxin said, putting a ghost mask on his face, “So what? Do you remember?”

Jiang Cheng, who dug out Daoxin and his children in his mind, was stunned: “Yes…it’s you…”

“I didn’t expect that the person who let us escape under the pursuit of Tiandaozhong was actually Tiandaozhong,” Daoxin took off his mask, showing a bit of emotion, “Now that I think about it, it’s the same, ordinary people like me want to be in Tiandaozhong. It’s just a fool’s dream for my subordinates to escape, unless…the one who sheltered us to escape is…”

Jiang Cheng asked, “What about those children?”

“Ah, thanks to you, I grew up very healthy.” Said, Daoxin looked at Songyang, “I, like your mentor, became a real teacher in that new era. Not only They, and many, many students…”

“嘁!” Yin Shi, who was on the side, let out a groan, “I should have noticed at that time, what a **** who can hide himself!”

“We’re all the same, Yinshi.” Gui said, “In such a long time, no one has noticed, no one has seen the “umbrella” that we take for granted…”

“So this time…” Gao Shan took the knife out of her waist and pointed it at Songyang, “Even if you want to personally bury the teacher, you won’t be left alone, Jiang Cheng!”

“Let me translate,” Sakamoto pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, “Takasugi just said, “I just want to destroy, destroy this world without you…”. ”

“Who said that!” Takasugi turned around and kicked Sakamoto’s butt.

Sakamoto, who was still being trampled on by Takasugi, covered his thighs and replied, “No, I’m just thinking about the last, whether it would be better to use your classic lines…Ahahaha…Ahahaha …”

“Indeed, it’s really not good to have some classic lines at the end.” Gui nodded with his hands in his arms, “Then I have to think about it carefully. If I think about it carefully, I should also have a lot of classic lines, wait a moment. I’m five… no, ten minutes is fine.”

“Are you an idiot? Wig?” Yin Shi curled the corners of his mouth.

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui corrected through gritted teeth.

Yin Shi clapped his hands: “Yoshi, the wig is over. Next, next.”

“Hey?! It’s over?! Is my quote over?! Stop kidding! I haven’t said anything yet!”

“It’s not lo*ic*n, it’s feminism…”

Bang bang bang!

Before Wu Shi Bianping Tai had finished speaking, he was knocked to the ground by the double guns in the hands of “Double Gun Hirako” beside him.

“What kind of role do you jump out to grab at this time? Senior?”

“No, it’s hard to be able to appear in the final episode or something…”

“Shut up! You perverted lo*ic*n!”

…

“In short, that’s it,” said Yin Shi, he pulled out the knife made of crystalline stone prepared in advance at his waist and crossed Jiang Cheng to Jiang Cheng’s body, and then casually said, “Jiang Cheng, do you want it? A classic line or something.”

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and did not answer.

“Hey, Jiang Cheng, your interest is…”

“Beachie’s daughter…” Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then he suddenly reacted again, laughing dumbly and shaking his head to change his words, “No…it’s just life.”

“Nice answer.”

“Ah, yes, it’s probably infected by you.” Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, and then looked at Xiaoyu who came forward at some point in front of him, “It seems that the last thing left for you to become a human being is The subject, the difficulty is a little out of line, Xiaoyu.”

“Lord Jiang Cheng…”

“I think I’m a little anxious, growing up…” Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and smiled, and put his hand on Xiaoyu’s head, “As expected, don’t worry, just take your time. Sorry…”

Xiaoyu shook her head, and then took out a contactor from her hand.

blah blah…

“Can you see? Hey, can you hear?”

Looking at the old man from Yuanwai on the screen, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly: “What, you have to show up in this way, are the old men and old women working so hard now?”

“Hey, are you ignoring me on purpose?” Katherine asked.

“Hahahaha… I can’t do it if I don’t work hard, the young people today are really amazing.” The old man Yuanwai said with a smile, “There is something I want to tell you in person no matter what… I am very grateful.”

“Jiang Chengsang.” Saburo stepped forward with a simple and honest smile as usual.

“There’s no need for such words,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, “because no matter what, this guy is also my companion. It’s my duty to protect them… it’s my duty, and this kind of thing is doomed from the beginning. This time… this I’ll send him back safely this time too. Old man.”

“No, it’s not your responsibility.” Gao Shan said, then crossed Jiang Cheng and came to Jiang Cheng, side by side with Yin Shi, “I don’t remember the team that gave him to you, it’s my responsibility.”

“one person

bear everything? Yin Shi curled his lips in disdain, “Okay, if you can really bear all the sins by yourself, then you will also bear the small steel ball and the horse betting that I lost yesterday! Fool! Take up the sin of not being able to pay the rent! Do not make jokes! You… woohoo! ”

“Don’t be joking!” Kagura and Shinpachi kicked the silver-haired curly hair out at the same time.

“This kind of thing has nothing to do with Jiang Chengsang! You obviously lost it yourself!” Xin Baha roared with blue veins and white eyes, “Have you already lost? Have you lost everything? You just lost the reward you just received?!”

“Bastard! What are you kidding Aru!” Kagura scolded with white eyes, “What about this month’s salary Aru?! How many times have you been bastard!”

Gintoki got up and retorted: “No, I just think that since I have to go back to the past, it means that the future will also cease to exist, so it is better to put all the money and property in the way you like before you leave. Spend it without leaving any regrets for yourself.”

“What kind of theory is this!” ×2

“No, that’s what most people think, right?”

“Who would think about such a thing at such a juncture!” ×2

“Hmph, what a superficial guy.” Fourteen hummed, but the next moment he took out several bottles of mayonnaise from his arms, “In that case, of course, the property must be converted into real estate that is not easy to depreciate as much as possible. It’s on me! Just like me! It’s all replaced with a collection-level dreamy mayonnaise!”

“You’re no different from him!” Xin Bazhu frantically complained, but then his face changed, holding his head with a horrified expression on his face, “No… not good, my Atong sauce’s CDs will also be used for future reasons. Has the change gone away? Too bad, really bad…”

“The vinegar kelp that I hid…” Kagura hugged his head and fell into the shattered thoughts of doubting life, “I should have eaten it if I knew it, I should have eaten it all before I knew it would come…”

“Pfft…” Jiang Cheng suddenly burst into laughter for no reason, “Hahahaha…hahahaha…what a bunch of idiots, hahahaha…”

“Isn’t it all because of you?!” ×2

“It won’t disappear,” Jiang Cheng stopped laughing and continued softly, “Because you are a bunch of idiots from beginning to end. As long as you are still idiots, nothing will change in the future?”

Yin Shi asked seriously: “Really?! Will the lost money come back?!”

“Is it this?!” Shinba groaned.

“Didn’t you say so?” said a doctor in a white coat with a woman’s cigarette between his fingers, “”There are two choices: living or dying, both choices will face the same result, if I have a choice, I will I think it’s better to live and face “what…”

“Saki…”

“Really, UU reading www.uukanshu.com” Sa Ji pouted the corners of her mouth, stretched out her hand to straighten her long hair, and muttered unhappily: “To come here for a heartless man, so do I. I really admire myself, I want to praise myself every day for being a generous woman or something. But if you lose, you lose, hey, after this time, you have to pay back all the debts you owe.”

“Ah, it will.”

After hearing Jiang Cheng’s reply, Takasugi slightly raised the corner of his mouth.

“Up…”

After whispering such a sentence, Takasugi and Gintoki rushed out at the same time, and then, everyone rushed to the countless pirates.

“Thank you, my friend.” A certain hemorrhoid ninja whispered as he passed by Jiang Cheng.

When passing by Jiang Cheng, many people left one sentence after another of thanks like Quan Zang.

However, Jiang Chengcheng didn’t answer, he just remained silent.

When everyone rushed out, Jiang Chengcai suddenly seemed to notice something, and then raised his head to look at the front of the empty one except Xiaoyu.

In some uninhabited corner there, the familiar smell of second-hand smoke from someone who has become accustomed to smell still remains…

“Really, what a bunch of idiots talking to themselves…”

Jiang Chengqie muttered to himself contemptuously, then clenched the sword in his hand and turned around neatly.

“Since everyone is so lonely, then… everyone! Please help me open the way!”

“Oh!” ×n