May Be the Fake Gintama - Chapter 800: : After everything is settled, promise a future with you. (end)

From the perspective of the grand universe, the battle of these people from the future is really too small. From the point of view of the purpose of fighting for it and the result, it is as small as a grain of sand.

After all…the things they can change have really little impact on this universe – just a very ordinary life.

So the universe doesn’t care…if the universe is conscious.

…

When Jiang Cheng and Gui stabbed the sword into the body of the gorilla together, except for the 7th Chunyu Division and the 12th Chunyu Division, who didn’t know where they were, they were all destroyed.

“A good opponent.” Gui retracted his sword, wiped the sword in his hand and retracted his waist, then turned his face to look at Jiang Cheng, his eyes were gentle: “Sin, I can finally help you share a little.”

“wig…”

“A stingy guy who loves to run away,” Yin Shi, who was covered in all kinds of blood, pouted, “It’s been like this since I was a child, because of being cute and popular, I always run away secretly by myself. Going to eat alone next door, it still hasn’t changed at all when I grow up! Cut it!”

“I see,” Sakamoto nodded, “No wonder you always have the top spot in the store by yourself during the war…”

After kicking Sakamoto, Jiang Cheng grumbled angrily: “Idiot? That’s just because I’m more popular.”

Saying that, Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki, Katsura, Sakamoto, and Takasugi in turn with some disdain, and turned on the mocking mode.

“Dirty and uninteresting, she only loves the S package, and she doesn’t dare to go to the toilet alone in the middle of the night. She has natural curly silver hair. She likes to discuss social issues with travel girls. Idiots, idiots who can’t wait to get into the main scene before they can talk for three seconds, and… sulky shorties who don’t like to talk and just grunt and pant.”

Jiang Chengtan shook his head and sighed: “Hey, do you still have to choose in this situation? As long as a woman with a slightly normal head will choose me who is more excellent, handsome, talkative, and humorous, right?”

“Heavenly Punishment!” ×4

Jiang Cheng, who was trampled to death by the four of them, refuted frantically with white eyes: “You bastards! What I said is the truth! It’s useless for you to refute! Because it’s all true!”

Looking at the people who were making trouble, Songyang felt doubts about his previous education for the first time, and of course he also had doubts about the evaluation of his students.

– Are they…really good? I have heard the little girl from the Master’s House complain more than once, saying that the silver-haired curly hair is always in arrears of wages, and that she has lost all the rewards for her tasks without repenting.

And when I went to Edo before, when I went out to eat with my disciple who had a hairstyle similar to my own, I was invited to eat at a restaurant by my disciple.

After eating, his disciple, who was not ready to pay at all, pulled him and prepared to leave.

Eat Bawang meal? This shouldn’t work, right?

Jiang Cheng… I heard that he didn’t work at all in the past, exactly the same as squatting in the house of the old family in today’s society, and he still relies on women to support him.

This… is not okay, right? Is it bad to be human?

Oboro’s words have recently become more and more disobedient to his boss, colleague, and teacher.

As for the remaining promotions, although it seems to be the most normal one, the new concept that I have learned in the “teacher training” in the new era – is the “secondary period” of the students a little too long?

According to the age of human beings, is this also somewhat abnormal?

Hmm… So, wouldn’t it be better for these students to recreate them? I heard that Mrs. Jianghua has started some kind of new education for the little girl of the night rabbit to adapt to the times.

So, should one day be a teacher and a lifelong father, should he also give them a new education?

Song Yang, who was thinking about it like this, nodded secretly, then quietly came behind Jiang Cheng and the others who were still making trouble, and silently extended his fist.

boom! boom! boom! boom! boom!

It feels so familiar, and it always feels a lot more comfortable.

Songyang put away his fists contentedly, leaving only the five heads that were left on the floor, bulging and falling into a coma.

But then, Songyang seemed to have discovered something, and said to Sakamoto: “Sorry, sorry, you were also implicated because you happened to be five disciples, so…”

Hearing the sound, Hao, who was standing in the front row of the crowd, quietly took two steps back.

“This…is this the original version?!” Harita, who had eaten Jiang Cheng’s fist countless times, complained twitchingly at the corner of her eyes.

“Huh?” Song Yang wondered, then closed his eyes and half turned his face up in thought.

It seems that Jiang Cheng has even inherited his own educational weapon, not bad.

“Teacher…how is it better than before?

How many times did it take? ‘ Gui asked intermittently.

“Ah,” Songyang answered with a smile on his face, raising a forefinger, “because the teachers of the new era do not allow corporal punishment, it has not been used for a long time, so it is a little unfamiliar, and it is still not suitable for the human body, so The strength is a little out of control. But after the teacher has mastered it three thousand times or so, you should be able to find the feeling of the past.”

“Principal Songyang,” Zongwu raised his hand and said, squinting Doudou’s eyes, “This V-shaped bangs wants to help that three thousand times or something.”

“When did I say it!” Shi Shi Zhan Mao.

“Ah, I remembered it wrong, Hijikata-san said it five thousand times.”

“Give me enough! I don’t want to take that kind of thing once!”

“No, no, Mr. hair (bangs), this is a rare opportunity.” Jiang Cheng, who didn’t know when to get up, came behind Shi Shi and put his hand on Shi Shi’s shoulder, “You must know that the teacher’s fist can not only It has the effect of promoting blood circulation and stopping blood stasis, and it can also promote the secretion of dopamine in the brain, which will make people feel happy. In other words, it is ten times more refreshing than [beep-].”

“Who believes it! What is ten times as much as [beep-]?! It’s completely unimaginable! It’s disgusting!”

“Hey, Jiang Cheng, I can’t say ten times as much as [beep-].” Yin Shi, who came behind Shi Shi, shook his head, “For me, it’s only about eight times.”

“You’re almost the same! Why do you use such a bad thing as a metaphor!”

Takasugi snorted softly: “Hmph, don’t use that disgusting thing as a metaphor for teacher’s fist.”

“There is something wrong with your statement! Do you mean countless times?! Is there no comparison at all?!”

“Songyang-sensei, I want to experience the feeling of a man [beep-].” Kagura said very, very bad words with the most innocent expression.

“How can a girl say such a thing!” The owner of Xinghaifang shouted with white eyes, “It sounds like a [beep-] who wants to be full of OO!”

boom!

The owner of Xinghai Fang, who was left with only his body by Jiang Hua’s uppercut, fell silent.

“Probably this is the feeling.” Jiang Hua said.

“Oh! Another three thousand or so times! Mommy!”

Songyang on the side looked at the master of Xinghaifang hanging on the ceiling, thinking about it in his heart… And this kind of usage, why did he just plant it in the ground before? Can it be planted in the ceiling?

“Anyway, aren’t everyone here panicking? If you don’t panic, you won’t run to such a place.”

Jiang Cheng walked out, and continued with a slightly disapproving smile, “Then can’t use [beep-] as a metaphor? Then, at the end, let’s come out with a comfortable [beep-]!”

Songyang: …Why do I always feel that something is wrong? Wasn’t the last face a false one? You want to [beep-] him?

The more he thought about it, the more wrong Song Yang was, he raised his fist and exhausted all his strength…

…

The metal door at the end is the end of Jiang Cheng’s life, and it is also the ultimate goal of those people who follow Jiang Cheng to travel through time – the virtual.

Only before the arrival of Jiang Cheng in this era can this original end of Jiang Cheng be brought to an end in advance, and Jiang Cheng’s living future can come.

laugh-

The moment the automatic metal door opened, everyone was stunned.

Because… the virtual has fallen.

This sudden change caught everyone off guard. It was obvious that it had arrived ahead of schedule. After all… Who is it?

But then, Kagura suddenly realized something, stared at his side with wide eyes, just now… that little uncle was obviously still beside him!

“Little… little uncle, he…”

At this time, Takasugi, Gintoki, and Gui turned around and rushed out first.

“Bastard!” Yin Shi gritted his teeth and scolded, “It’s even at such a time…even…!”

“Of course, I always believe in myself. In the past, in the future. I never doubted myself. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here now.”

The three of them recalled Jiang Cheng’s words in unison.

…

Da da da…

Jiang Cheng walked unhurriedly, and the man not far in front of him with his head down and his chest against the wall was his goal this time – himself.

Didn’t you say it all? I always believe in myself, and I also believe that I will come here, the future self or the past self, will always come here.

While thinking like this, Jiang Cheng once again drew the sword from his waist and stopped in front of his past self.

And Jiang Cheng, who has completed all the tasks in this era, raised his mindless eyes and glanced at himself in front of him, and smiled lightly.

“Xin… hard work, future me.”

“…You too.”

Whether it is the past or the future, Jiang Cheng, who is smarter than anyone, has already realized everything when he discovers everyone.

Jiang Cheng in the past skipped everything when he found everyone and went straight to the end, while Jiang Cheng in the future would delay enough time for his past self with everyone from the future.

Although they didn’t meet, say hello, or communicate in any way, the two still cooperated seamlessly, and no one could see any clues.

“If possible, I really want to hear you talk about that bright future, but it seems that it is no longer needed… Your time is also urgent, right? Do it. The only one who can kill myself is myself. ”

“Ah, goodbye.”

With that said, Jiang Cheng raised the sword in his hand high.

but…

Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment when he saw the sword that was slashed and stopped in the air and couldn’t stop shaking.

“Is it poisonous…”

“No, it’s not that kind of thing.” Yueyong’s voice suddenly came from Jiang Cheng’s ear.

Jiang Cheng blinked involuntarily, and looked at Yue Yong who did not know when to come, with one hand on his shoulder and the other holding the handle of the knife like himself.

“Month…month…”

“Probably because you gradually know what you’re thinking.” Yue Yong’s face showed a rare soft expression, “I know everything you want to do now.”

“Let go…”

“Ah, yes.”

Saying that, Yueyong let go of Jiang Cheng, but Jiang Cheng only then realized that the past self in front of him had turned into a powder and disappeared in front of him!

“This…this is…!”

“Ordinary women are hard to deal with.”

Jiang Cheng, who suddenly thought of something, widened his eyes, his pupils trembled, and looked at Yueyong in disbelief.

“You… did you go to a more distant past?! What have you done! In this way, let alone the future, even this present will be changed!”

“It won’t change,” Yueyong squeezed the cigarette pipe and exhaled slowly, “Didn’t you say it? You won’t change, and then, everyone won’t change, and the future won’t change either. .”

“Lord Jiang Cheng.” Xiaoyu, who was walking slowly, took out her contactor and turned the screen towards Jiang Cheng.

“This is over, Jiang Chengsang. The Nightmare Charm was intercepted by us ahead of time.”

On the screen, it is astonishingly dressed in Heiziye during the war against foreigners!

“Heizino…you…”

“asshole!!”

Along with Yin Shi’s roar, a flying kick directly kicked Jiang Cheng out a few meters away.

“Have you forgotten? I won’t let you stand alone this time.” Takasugi’s voice followed closely.

Gui said, “Yeah, we, who had long expected this kind of ending, have been prepared from the beginning.”

“Do you all know what you did?” Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth and got up little by little, his voice not loud, but full of anger, “The future will be changed after the war against foreigners! You bastard. them!”

“So didn’t you say it yourself?! Stupid!” Yin Shi retorted angrily, “As long as everyone doesn’t change, the future direction will not change! Or do you not believe in yourself?”

“How is that possible!” Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the next moment he suddenly lowered his head and clenched his fists, “How can it be repaired!”

“Anyway, listen to me!” Yin Shi stepped forward, grabbed Jiang Cheng’s collar, gritted his teeth, and yelled, “This time! I will never let you sneak away!”

“You bunch…!” Jiang Cheng clenched his fists unwillingly.

At the same time, everyone came here, behind Jiang Cheng.

And at this moment, some kind of soft light outside of time enveloped everyone.

“Hey, look.” Takasugi gestured and looked in a certain direction.

“So far…” Jiang Cheng said subconsciously and followed Takasugi’s line of sight, but was suddenly stunned when he saw the scene in the distance.

Not far away, in this era, I, Takasugi, Gui, Yinshi, Kagura, Shinbachi, Shenwei, Yueyong, Xinghaifangzhu… and many, many people who I know are gathered in front of Xu.

“This time… it’s the real end, Jiang Cheng.”

Seeing himself in this era in the distance sending his heart into his empty chest with his own hands, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a long time before raising the corner of his mouth slightly.

“Ah, yes. That’s the real end, right?”

It turned out that because Kuroko returned to the more distant past, the future was

Completely changed, including the finale of this era.

Although the overall situation has not changed, in the end, everyone noticed something when Jiang Cheng just left the earth in the final chapter and gradually unraveled everything Jiang Cheng was hiding.

People who were familiar with Jiang Cheng left the earth and came to the universe to catch up with Jiang Cheng, who was trying to carry everything by himself.

Together with Jiang Cheng, they carried all their sins in the name of the last Heavenly Daoists, whether it was the Liberation Army of Altana or Chunyu…

In the end, we face the virtual together again, give the virtual an end, and end the long pain of the virtual…

…

Seeing everyone surrounded by soft light, Jiang Cheng smiled faintly.

“I’m sorry, everyone. I…”

Yin Shi made a cut, and turned around with the corners of his mouth curled: “Let’s talk about this when we meet again. After all, time is running out, don’t forget your original purpose this time.”

At the same time, almost everyone turned around with interest, and disappeared one by one in the soft light. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

Because the past has changed, those who are in this future will also disappear, and those who belong to the non-existent future are also destined to disappear.

In the end, only Jiang Hua, Yueyong and Jiang Cheng were left.

Looking at the relatively speechless two, Jiang Hua’s eyes were soft, he smiled softly, turned and disappeared in the light.

Sure enough, it’s this child… Jiang Hua thought so at the last moment before disappearing.

“I can’t see it at all,” Jiang Cheng looked at the vague shadow of this era with some emotion, “the future or something.”

“Who knows, isn’t the future hard to figure out? The destined future is the most boring thing, right?” Yue Yong looked casual.

Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes with a smile on his face: “Then, maybe our future will also change, don’t you feel lonely?”

“No, not at all. For a woman’s romance, there can be many episodes in one’s life. I’m not the same as those vulgar women who are addicted to you.”

“Ah, yes.”

With that said, Jiang Cheng took a step forward, stretched out his arms around Yueyong’s waist, and looked directly into Yueyong’s eyes softly: “But at least we can hope for a new future for us.”

“Ah, yes.” Yueyong put down the pipe and smiled softly.

In the end, the lips of the two figures shrouded in light outside of time finally blended together just before they disappeared.

as well as…

Two hearts for two people.

(End of the main article.)