May Be the Fake Gintama - Chapter 803: : Social practice is inescapable!

Time is like an arrow, time is like a shuttle.

It has been two months since Songyang established Panasonic Elementary School in the countryside.

On this day, the former students of Matsushita Village School all received a summons from their teacher.

——Songyang is coming to Edo!

…

In a small room, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Gui sat cross-legged on the floor, frowning, looking at each other, silent.

Gui was the first to break the silence: “Hey, what do you think the teacher is here this time?”

Yin Shi picked his nostrils in disapproval: “What else could it be? Must be here to collect debts from some idiot?”

“Debt collection?” Gui looked puzzled.

“Why are you acting stupid?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Gui strangely, “Isn’t it because of you? Let Songyang carry five million debts or something.”

“Stop joking, Jiang Cheng. I’m the most cautious when it comes to money transactions! I’ll never remember anything about borrowing money!”

“What kind of prudence is this! It’s just a more hateful **** than Lao Lai!” Jiang Cheng complained, but then he sighed again and waved his hand, “Anyway, I’ll leave it to the two of you this time. What a hassle.”

“Can you stop throwing all your troubles to others?”

Yin Shi was not angry, and then leaned back casually with his hands on the floor behind him, looking up at the ceiling with a look of impatience on his face, and then said, “Anyway, I’m too busy with work at the Master’s House, so I don’t have time. To entertain Songyang? Leave it to you.”

“Yinshi, why did you show the impatient expression when your children who worked hard in the city received a call from their mother and wanted to visit? My mother also worked very hard. She brought you up through hardships and endured loneliness. I want to support your dream and send you to the tram. Even if I don’t want to give up, I wave goodbye with tears in my hands, just for my son’s dream! I miss every night and can’t sleep at night! You know the mother in the countryside has How worried are you that your son will be deceived or even wronged in the city alone?! But even so, she still dare not disturb you! It is only when you dream that your son is not doing well, you make a call carefully When I asked about my son’s current situation, I only got an impatient answer like “It’s very good, is it annoying in the middle of the night? I’m sleepy”, do you understand how my mother feels? ! Do you two unworthy sons understand? ! You don’t understand at all, do you? ”

“No Road Race!!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi punched Gui at the same time.

Being knocked to the ground by the two of them, Gui, whose nose was bleeding, continued intermittently: “What… I mean… This situation is actually easy to handle… As long as the attitude is not so tough on the phone, the chat will be a little longer. It can eliminate the mother’s eagerness to know about her son’s situation and want to visit…”

“It’s nothing to do with mom! What do you think of Songyang?! How can there be a mom who is worried about her son who is about to turn 30!”

“Yinshi, I don’t agree with this very much,” Gui sat up with toilet paper in his nose, hugged his hands and closed his eyes and said slowly, “You must know that in the eyes of rural mothers, children are children no matter how old they are. .”

“Your mother has been in the ground for many years, wig.” Jiang Cheng replied with squinting eyes.

Gui replied: “It’s not a wig, it’s Gui! And although it’s true, my mother and I still see each other in dreams, and in my dreams, I will often be reminded not to drink raw water casually, and to have regular meals three times a day. , can’t stay up late, go to bed early and get up early, exercise regularly, and prepare clothes for the next season in advance when the seasons change. In short, this is the love of mothers!”

“You believe in ghosts!!” ×2

“Your mother is too annoying!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help complaining, “Can’t you live in peace even if you’re dead?! What’s going on in your dreams every day!”

“In short, what I mean is that the teacher is actually similar to the mother, and it was because I was worried that the disciples would not be able to live well in the city, so I asked to come and visit, so we just need to show our reliable side to make the mother believe us. Having a good time in the city will reassure my mother and let her go back.”

“You’ve completely turned into a mother in the back!” Yin Shi complained.

“If both of you don’t want to receive the teacher, then let me come. I’m ready! I’ll show the teacher my most reliable side to relieve my mother’s worries! This is the son’s responsibility!”

Jiang Cheng said angrily: “Sit down for me! You are responsible for your size! How can there be a son of a **** who takes his mother to the Overlord’s meal in this world!”

“So what should we do? Anyway, the sons here don’t really want to receive the mother from the country…”

Listening to Yin Shi’s words, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and at the same time hooked the corners of his mouth: “That… did you forget that Mom has another son? Don’t you think it’s this time… that one is still there? The immature son of the second year of middle school? Last time, he didn’t even show up…”

Hearing Jiang Cheng’s words, Gui and Yinshi were thoughtful.

…

On a sunny afternoon, Takasugi, who was deceived by Jiang Cheng and several others, was knocked unconscious by the three of them as soon as he appeared. After waking up from the park, what he saw was Songyang with a smile on his face.

Jiang Cheng sighed: “Songyang, that’s the way it is. Gao Zai said, no matter what, this time he will entertain you alone. We really can’t stop it. In the end, we can only knock him unconscious for a while.”

“Hey, what’s going on?” Takasugi, who was tied up, asked coldly, “What’s the matter with entertaining Songyang? Wig, Gintoki, you guys…”

Song Yang smiled at this time, and said, “All the talented people of Matsushita Village School, the teacher is not here to entertain you, but actually…”

Saying that, Songyang turned around slowly, revealing the heads of the little ghosts behind him, and continued: “Actually, the new government educational institution issued a notice that elementary school students should take advantage of the holidays to complete social practice, so teacher I thought of Zaijiang. There are not so promising students in the household.”

Looking at the five little ghosts in front of him – a nostril-picking boy with silver hair, natural curls and dead fish eyes, a purple-haired middle-aged kid with bandages on his hands, blindfolds, and a coat, arrogantly chewing with his trousers pockets. A fashionable orange-haired boy with all kinds of rivets hanging all over his chewing gum, wearing thick bottle-bottom glasses and holding a book, a boy who looks quiet and doesn’t like to talk much, and… a boy wearing a A girl with weak glasses.

Gao Sugi and Gin Toki, who looked down at the silver-haired kid and the purple-haired kid respectively, sneered at the same time, and put their hands on the heads of the two kid’s heads at the same time.

“Takasugi, you have shrunk.”

“Silver, so are you.”

“Don’t touch me with dirty natural curls!” The purple-haired kid reached out and patted Yinshi’s hand, took two steps back at the same time, covered his blindfold in pain, “Ah! Not good! After the sinister touch of society, the seal of my evil eye… actually loosened! Do you know what you did, you bastard?! The world… what if the world is destroyed by this?!”

“Don’t worry,” the silver-haired kid flicked off the booger on his little finger, smeared it on Takasugi’s body, and stared at the dead fish with his hands on his head, “If you touch that kind of guy, you will only get some strange things. It’s just a virus in the lower body, like [beep-] and [beep-]. The disease of brain damage is not contagious.”

The fashionable and glamorous young man took the words casually: “Really? Didn’t the two of you have a brain-damaging virus in your head? Stay away from me, miscellaneous.”

“What did you say?!”

Looking at the quarrelling brats, Gui remained silent for a long time before he said to himself with a dignified expression on his chin: “Could it be that the dream machine like the time machine has finally been successfully developed? What is the sense of presence in this childhood?”

“R & D you!” Jiang Cheng, Takasugi, and Yin Shi said at the same time.

Song Yang faced Jiang Cheng and the others again, smiling: “In short, that’s it, there are only five students in the school at present. Then when I mentioned social practice, I thought of my own students in Edo. As their senior brother, you should be generous with your advice on this kind of thing.”

“Songyang, are you serious?” Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth, “Are you sure you want these little idiots to go to my social practice? Yoshihara is not a place where idiots should go. The little devils are so exciting.”

Hearing the sound, two nosebleeds slowly appeared under the nose of the little devil with bottle-bottom glasses who was always holding a book.

“Hey, wig, pay a little attention.” Jiang Cheng reminded blankly, “The ability to supplement the brain can be stopped for a while.”

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui corrected instantly, and then looked at the fashionable little ghost in a bright fashion, “Jiang Cheng, I’ve said it before, nosebleeds are mainly due to the weather and the weather. The reason for the fire has nothing to do with that kind of thing.”

“Uncle, where are you talking to?” The fashion fan boy looked disgusted.

Jiang Cheng shook his head and stared at the thick-bottomed glasses brat in front of him: “No, wig, this kind of reason won’t work, after all, every time you pass by that soba noodle restaurant in town, you will subconsciously look up at the proprietress. Underwear hanging on the balcony will cause nosebleeds.”

The boy with the glasses stuffed the toilet paper, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and replied silently, “No, it’s not the only reason, you must know that there are many reasons for nosebleeds, such as nose damage, weather, internal body The reason, just like the reason for my nosebleed just now, is probably the combined product of these three. As for the reason for the nosebleed when passing by a soba noodle restaurant, the reason for the nosebleed is because the road surface is uneven, and every time I pass by, the blood will rise up because of the bumps. Nosebleeds.”

“That’s right.” Gui nodded in agreement.

“Yes, you are exactly the same size as you!” Jiang Cheng complained.

“I see, I understand it a little bit.” The handsome and fashionable boy looked at Gui, Yinshi and Takasugi in front of him, nodded, and supported his chin to analyze, “In other words, these three idiots will grow up when they grow up. Have you become such a bad adult?”

“Well, that’s probably the case. A fool will be a fool even if he grows up.” Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

“Who are you calling an idiot!!” ×6

…

At sunset, in a small park.

Songyang, who was sitting on the bench, smiled and looked at the five students who were chasing and making trouble.

“…In short, that’s it. As seniors, you also want to show your good side to these little juniors, right?”

“No, I’m not interested at all.” Jiang Cheng got up and prepared to leave without hesitation. “They can just leave this kind of thing to Yinshi.”

Gao Shan turned around for the second time: “I’m also very busy, and I don’t have time to play house with these little ghosts. Goodbye, Songyang.”

“Sorry, I already have two little devils in my house, and one more will break me down.” Yinshi turned around for the third time.

“Don’t worry! Leave it all to me! Teacher!” Gui patted his chest and shouted solemnly, “These little children, leave them all to me! I will spend the whole summer vacation educating them well. Their!”

“Sure enough…” Songyang sighed.

“Hey? Teacher? Didn’t I say I can do it?” Gui asked in confusion.

“Yahahahie, if that’s the case, then forget it. I thought that the most outstanding students of Matsushita Village School could take the initiative to provoke this task to help the teacher share the worries…”

…the best and most grown student!

In an instant, Jiang Cheng, Takasugi, and Gintoki stopped at the same time.

“Really, since Songyang said it by name, then he can only accept it~” Jiang Cheng shook his head with a look of helplessness, and said at the same time.

Yin Shizhan pretended to be relaxed and said, “Indeed, I can only play with these little devils with a little bit of energy.”

Gao Shan snorted and said, “Working under me is very dangerous and very hard work, if you already have consciousness…”

Jiang Cheng turned around and continued, “I have experienced it since I was a child that it is very hard to accompany a few idiots. It can be said that I feel the same way, so there is no problem with handing these little guys to me.”

“Jiang Cheng, you have really grown up, and you have learned to be considerate of others,” Yin Shi chuckled and turned around, “Indeed, I have worked hard to accompany a few idiots since I was a child. experience it.”

“Return this sentence to you as it is.” Takasugi’s words were full of sarcasm.

next moment……

“You two guys are too cheeky!” Jiang Cheng grabbed Gintoki and Takasugi’s chest clothes at the same time~www.mtlnovel.com~ Do you two think you are part of a bunch of idiots growing up The only normal person? ! Are you two compatible? ! ”

“I should have said that!” Yinshi retorted while grabbing Jiang Cheng and Takasugi’s shirts at the same time.

“This sentence will be returned to you as it is!” Gao Shan also grabbed the clothes on the chests of the two of them, not giving in an inch.

“Hahahaha, what are you talking about? Gao Zai? Yinshi?” Jiang Cheng released his hand first, and patted Gao Sugi and Yinshi on the shoulders with a smile, “Didn’t you hear what Songyang said just now? He was the best growing up. The most outstanding student has nothing to do with you, right?”

“No, no, it’s obviously talking about me, it has nothing to do with the two of you, right?” Yin Shi let go of his hand and spoke very easily.

Gao Shan also let go and said casually: “Don’t be silly, in short, give up the troublesome things that have nothing to do with you. Hey, there are a few idiots over there, come with me.”