Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 104
At this time, Kawaki was smiling as he chatted with the female high school students beside him while selecting the “Forbidden Scroll” on the bookshelf with his hand; of course, this was not discovered at all. If you want to ask why, because the girls on the side are completely attracted by the face full of deceitful attributes…
Ten minutes later…
“Why is he still not coming out?” Shinpachi could not help but ask.
“I don’t know…” Gintoki replied.
Another ten minutes later…
“I feel that there are more and more girls surrounding Kawaki-san. Why hasn’t he come out yet?” Shinpachi asked again.
“I don’t know…”
Ten minutes later… Kawaki finally came out, but his hands were empty. There was no [Forbidden Scroll] at all, but it was inappropriate to say nothing because there were several girls with good figures and good faces around him…
“Hey, what the hell are you doing? A social meetup?” Shinpachi squinted his eyes and retorted.
“I’m really sorry, Shinpachi,” Kawaki sighed, “I have been choosing for a long time, but I have not found the [Forbidden Scroll] that I like, but…”
Kawaki’s tone changed, “At that moment, I realized that there were some good materials gathered around me; if it were them, I would definitely be able to shoot the “Forbidden Scroll” that satisfied me! And I also asked them for their consent! Please wait for me here for a while; I will shoot it right now! Just give me a day!”
“Kawaki-sama is really~ I can do it no matter how many days it is~,” A girl said with a red face.
“That’s right! As long as it is Kawaki-sama, we can do anything…”
“Thank you so much!” Kawaki said gratefully, “Then let’s not delay; we will now…”
Before he finished speaking, Gintoki kicked Kawaki from behind. After falling to the ground, Gintoki kicked again and scolded, “Shoot? What are you taking? Is there something wrong with your head? Do you want this work to be cut off?! Aren’t you still claiming to be the protagonist?! How many hobbies do you want to expose?”
“I have no choice!” Kawaki stood up and retorted, “But there is no type of “Forbidden Scroll” that I like there!”
“It’s not worth it! Just take a random book! There’s no need to worry about this kind of place!”
“Why are you doing this to our Kawaki-sama! You silver-haired wavy hair?!” All the girls shouted at the same time.
When Gintoki heard this, he instantly exploded, “What are you guys talking about?”
Seeing Gintoki’s fierce eyes, the girls trembled in fear.
“Don’t worry,” Kawaki smiled and comforted the girls, “We are just playing ninja house.”
“Do you like this?”
“I can do it too!”
“I’m going to buy the Ninja set right now! Kawaki-sama must wait for me to come back!”
“Get lost! Ugly monster! The one who wants to buy the Ninja set is me!”
…
Looking at the crowd of girls pushing and cursing each other as they left to buy the Ninja set, Shinpachi might have truly understood Kawaki’s situation in Yoshiwara. To put it more clearly, it was all Kawaki’s own doing…
…
“Z, this performance can be given a Z grade.” Sacchan adjusted her glasses and said.
“Z? Is there such a grade? Is it an even more higher level than A?” Kawaki asked doubtfully.
“No, it’s a scumZ.” As she spoke, Sacchan ignored the unhappy Kawaki who was shouting and continued, “Who will go next?”
“I’ll go!” Kagura was still immersed in her sorrow, “Curry Ninja, leave your grudge to me!”
With that, Kagura instantly laid down on the ground and glared at the front. If you change the camera shooting angle, you will definitely feel that Kagura is climbing some high wall…
“You are not the age to buy por… “Forbidden Scroll”, just buy a Jump magazine.” Sacchan behind her reminded.
Looking at Kagura, who was crawling back and forth on the ground, Shinpachi praised, “She looks like a ninja!”
“She’s really full of energy.” Gintoki said, “That girl likes this kind of thing.”
“Hmph” Kawaki laughed, “As my niece, isn’t that something that should be done?”
However, just as Kawaki finished speaking, he saw Kagura suddenly stand up. Then, she turned around and covered her face as she slowly walked over. Her footsteps seemed to be a little heavy…
“Ah, why are you back? What’s wrong?” Looking at the crying Kagura, Shinpachi was puzzled.
“Why are you still crying?” Gintoki was also puzzled.
“Maybe it’s because I don’t know whether I should buy a Jump magazine or the bound edition, so I’m very upset. Girls are always like this. Their hearts are very soft, and they will cry out even if they have a little problem. But there is no other way. After all, we didn’t tell her in advance. This kind of thing is excusable.” Kawaki nodded and analyzed.
“I see. That’s true. After all, it’s not Kagura’s fault. Next time, you must tell her to buy a regular Jump magazine in advance.” Gintoki nodded at the same time.
At this time, Kagura walked in front of the crowd with her head down and crying.
Kawaki was about to comfort her when she saw Kagura sobbing and pointing at her clothes, “There is dog poop on the ground. What should I do?”
Kawaki / Gintoki, “…”
“Leader, don’t worry! That is probably the curry I sprinkled just now…” Katsura comforted. However, when he smelled the smell on Kagura, Katsura did not dare to walk forward, “So smelly!”
“You don’t have to comfort me anymore-aru! Curry Ninja… No, I really became a Curry Ninja now!”
“Don’t be sad. I’m giving you an A grade.” Sacchan also comforted her.
“Bastard, are you sympathizing with me? I don’t want it! What stinky leader!”
“There is really no way; it seems that I am the only one!” Gintoki moved his body, “Don’t look at me like this; I used to play ninja games when I was a child!”
“Gin-san, you can do it!” Sacchan had an infatuated attitude, and Kawaki and the others were a little speechless as they watched from the side.
…
“Ah, where did Gin-san go?” Shinpachi asked. Ten minutes had passed, but there was still no sign of Gintoki.
However, at this moment, a trash can slowly moved to the front of the bookshelf.
Kawaki / Shinpachi / Kagura / Katsura, ‘So dirty! And so old-fashioned!’
“How can it be dirty?” Sacchan retorted, “That’s a peerless ninja technique called “invisibility”! It’s really worthy of being Gin-san; it’s really imaginative!”
“How is this peerless! It is obviously so old-fashioned!” Kagura retorted.
“You’re playing favorites. You are too biased toward him!” Katsura shouted at the same time.
“Do you two have any complaints? Double Curry Ninja.” Sacchan replied casually.
“What is [Double Curry Ninja]! You think I like to dress like this!” Katsura shouted.
“Let me tell you in advance that it’s not made of yellow cloth,” As she spoke, Sacchan deliberately raised her voice by eight degrees, “It was a yellow curtain, you poor Curtain Ninja!”
“Hurry up and redo it for me! Be careful that I don’t chop you into pieces!” As he shouted, Katsura raised his sword.
“Hurry up and stop yellow! You can’t disobey the drill sergeant-aru!” Kagura hurriedly stopped him.
“Hey, you guys, stop arguing!” Kawaki said angrily. Then, he pointed at the garbage truck that had stopped in front of them, “Look at that.”
They saw two employees getting on and off the garbage truck and throws the trash can in front of the bookshelf into the trunk. It was a trunk with a shredding function…
Looking at the garbage truck that was slowly starting to leave, the few of them began to stare at each other.
“Hey, it must have been an illusion just now, right?” Shinpachi muttered as he adjusted his glasses, “There’s no one in that trash can, right?”
“Exactly! If there really were someone in that, he would be dead by now-aru!”
“Then… then the next one should be Shinpachi.” Sacchan continued, attempting to skip this topic.
“Yes, then I’ll be back soon.” As he spoke, Shinpachi walked toward the bookstore.
Kawaki was the only one who chanted the Rebirth Mantra in his heart as he walked in the direction of the garbage truck, ‘In your next life, I wish you a refreshing straight hair, Gintoki!’ Kawaki thought in his heart. At the same time, he wiped the tears that did not exist at all from the corner of his eyes.
When he looked at Shinpachi again, he saw that Shinpachi carefully picked up a “Forbidden Scroll”, carefully paid the money, and flipped through the book with a sly smile on his face.
Kagura, “Ah…”
Katsura, “Why…”
“How did it go so smoothly?” Kagura was puzzled.
“Rather than saying that he wasn’t noticed… it should be said that no one was paying attention to him!” Katsura explained.
“Ah, his sense of presence is too low…” Everyone sighed with emotion.
But at this moment, Gintoki’s voice sounded from behind everyone, “What the hell, what skills do ninjas need? Even ordinary guys can do it.”
“Hey, do you think it’s appropriate to suddenly appear here to take this slot with all the injuries all over your body? Gintoki.” Kawaki retorted with a face full of disdain.
At the same time, the rest of the people also looked over with extremely speechless expressions.
“Extremely stupid. Fortunately, I was smart enough not to participate in this kind of idiotic activity.” Gintoki tried to ignore Kawaki’s words and the eyes of the crowd. However, in the end, he was stared at by the eyes of the crowd and could not help but explain loudly, “What are you looking at? I just met some hooligans when I went to the bathroom… I’m serious! What kind of eyes are you guys looking at!”
At this time, no one noticed that a man in a blue coat was holding a Jump magazine with his back to them. He was secretly listening to the discussions of the people in the bookstore. Forget the rest, but when he saw Kawaki, he was slightly stunned, “This person…”
…
At night, at Chintaro residence.
Hattori Zenzou was reporting to the so-called Lord Chintaro, who was also the person called Toyama Chintaro mentioned by Katsura.
“I see.” Chintaro folded his folding fan and smiled sinisterly, “Katsura has finally begun to reveal his tail.”
“It seems that he has gathered his accomplices to rescue that Monster…” Zenzou analyzed, “I think they will sneak into the mansion tonight.”
“Bring it on! He is like a moth darting into a flame. The Bakufu’s number one enemy, Jouishishi leader, Katsura Kotarou! If I take his head, my position in Bakufu will be as stable as a rock…” As he spoke, this idiot Chintaro began to laugh again.
Seeing this, Zenzou no longer has the desire to go on; for example, a certain character from Yoshiwara was also on the list…