Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 107

– Don’t Ask Strangers to Do Strange Things!“Why is it that you don’t remember it so clearly! That time was my treat!” Gintoki shouted.

“What! It’s actually your treat! Why didn’t you invite me at that time? You bastard!” Katsura was instantly unable to remain calm.
“At that time, I made a lot of money from playing pachinko. There was still a lot left after throwing away some for the military expenses. It was not that I didn’t call you, but I just couldn’t find you.” Gintoki waved his hand and said in disgust, “Aren’t you doing the same as us in the widow’s house anyway?”
“Are you insulting a Samurai?! I just heard that Mei’s husband passed away and wanted to talk to her about what happened to her next!” Katsura argued loudly.
“You even remember her name so clearly? But you’re right, you just want to talk about the story that happened to her, but who knows how she talked about it? What posture did she use to talk about it? This is worth discussing.” Gintoki nodded.
“It’s just a simple face-to-face…” Katsura was interrupted by Shinpachi before he could finish.
“Look at the atmosphere right now! Is this time to talk about this?!” Shinpachi was very angry with these two idiots, “Is it really okay to say this before the battle begins Katsura-san, do you really want to save Elizabeth?! Or you don’t really want to save Elizabeth? I thought you were different from them! Aren’t you only interested in that kind of thing from the beginning?!”
When he said these words in one breath, Shinpachi felt that he was a little lacking in oxygen.
“Hey, that guy… is not ordinary…” The Ninja wearing glasses muttered, “To be able to spit out so many words in one breath, he is already close to the level of Genin.”
“Your ninja level is too arbitrary!” Shinpachi retorted again.
“Hmph, he is only at the level of Genin,” Gou hummed, “It’s still not enough to face us! Let’s go!”
As he spoke, the three ninjas were about to rush over in an instant. Seeing this, Shinpachi hurriedly looked at Katsura, who was at the side, “Katsura-san! The battle has begun! Stop your meaningless quarrel with Gin-san!”
“I expected it a long time ago!” Katsura had a relaxed expression, and then he shouted, “Prepare the curry!”
Just as he finished shouting, Kagura and Katsura picked up two plates of curry at the same time.
“What do you mean by “Prepare the curry!”? Don’t be so pretentious, okay! Where did you get it from?” Shinpachi looked at the two of them and ridiculed them crazily. However, when he saw that the three ninjas opposite him were also holding two plates of curry, he felt bad all over, “Why are you all carrying curry?! What? Could it be that the strange one is me! Could it be that my 16 years of life have gone astray?!”
“Regrettably, your attack has been calculated by me. The data shows that if this continues, the probability that we will stop your attack will be over 99.8%!” The ninja with glasses said.
“Shut up! How will we know if we don’t try-aru? Don’t underestimate us – Triple Curry!” As she spoke, Kagura rushed toward the three ninjas. At the same time, Katsura and Shinpachi also followed him.

“Triple?! What triple?! I’m also in it?! I really am in it?!” Shinpachi shouted.
“I’ll let you imposters witness the power of a real ninja!” Just as he shouted, he brought his other two companions and rushed towards Kagura and the other two.
After a short confrontation, the two teams landed safely.
It couldn’t be considered safe. After all, the curry on the heads of Kagura and the other two was still very hot. After all, the other party had prepared the curry that had just come out of the pot. It was different from the curry that Katsura prepared that had been left for a day.
“Hot hot!” × 3
“Using the same move will also have different results. The difference in strength between us is wold apart.” Just as he spoke, the three ninjas turned their heads simultaneously.
At this moment, Kagura and the other two realized that the other party had eaten all of their curry!
“Bastard! He actually completely saw through our moves!” Shinpachi said in disbelief.
“That’s why I said you guys are too naive.”
Katsura got up and snorted, “You are the naive ones.”
“What?” Just as he said that he suddenly felt his stomach turn upside down, and so did the other two accomplices.
“Stomach! Stomach… Don’t tell me you bastard actually put something in the curry…” The three of them covered their stomachs and curled up on the ground. Their faces were covered in cold sweat. The three of them could only try their best to hold on to a certain switch. However, this medicine was too strong. The three of them were almost at their limit!
“Didn’t your mother teach you that you shouldn’t eat things given to you by strangers?” Katsura stood up and patted the curry on his body. At the same time, he mocked, “In order to show off your skill, you are digging your own grave. Learn the common sense before you learn the ninja arts!”
“Aren’t you the same?!” Shinpachi said expressionlessly.
However, at this moment, Kagura’s painful groan attracted their attention. They turned their heads and found that she was lying on the ground, clutching her stomach in pain. Her whole face was twisted.
“Leader! What happened to you?” Katsura asked anxiously.

“What a good thing you did… I was hungry, so I grabbed some food-aru…”
“You ate it too!” Shinpachi retorted.
However, at this moment, the three people on the other side did not seem to be ready to give up. However, they were also quickly knocked down when facing Shinpachi and Katsura, who still retained their combat strength.
On the other hand, Gintoki and Sacchan’s sides were much simpler. When Shinpachi finished retorting, Shinpachi looked over and saw that Kaoru had already been firmly tied up by Gintoki and Sacchan. Moreover, this technique… was very familiar, as if they had copied and pasted it on some [Forbidden Scroll].
However, at this time, everyone discovered that Chintaro had already slipped away.
“It would be great if Zenzou was here, you can’t win him!” Kaoru said as she lay on the ground.
“That man is indeed very strong. He was actually able to tangle with that guy for so long.” Gintoki nodded in deep thought, “I never thought that there would be such a strong ninja in this world.”
What everyone did not know was that the so-called enemy Zenzou was talking about was actually his hemorrhoids.

Right now, Zenzou was still fighting with his hemorrhoids in the toilet. The outcome was yet to be determined! Of course, with Kawaki’s encouragement, the balance between this victory and defeat was gradually drawing closer to Zenzou’s… hemorrhoids. After all, it was too painful! No matter how strong a ninja was, they would not be able to withstand it!
Turning the perspective back to Gintoki, everyone was finally able to come to the second floor and untie Elizabeth.
“Elizabeth!” Katsura hugged Elizabeth and began to cry.
“Hey, is there something wrong?” Shinpachi was the first to notice that something was wrong, “Why is it that it doesn’t move?”
“Really! It really doesn’t move at all!” Katsura also found out, “Could it be that you’re too excited to see me?! Elizabeth!”
“Obviously not!” Gintoki roared and stabbed Elizabeth with a wooden sword, “It’s just a doll! It’s cotton inside!”
“Really, and it doesn’t bleed even if it’s stabbed with a wooden sword,” Shinpachi continued.
“Ah…”

Finally, under the coercion of everyone, Kaoru slowly told the truth.
“There is no Elizabeth here at all. Elizabeth did not exist from the beginning. That uncle only forged a doll to lure you out to kill you.” Kaoru slowly said, “You have been completely fooled~”
“Zura, I say, Zura, can you explain?” Gintoki stood behind Katsura with a kind smile on his face.
“Speaking of which…” Katsura turned his head and threw out his natural dumbfounded expression, “Two days ago, I seemed to have quarreled with Elizabeth over soba. How could I forget?”
“Then it simply ran away from home!” Gintoki roared and rushed towards Katsura.
“What kind of joke is this! How are you going to compensate us for our great efforts?!” Shinpachi also pounced on Katsura.
A chaotic battle began once again.
However, in the end, everyone still returned safely. However, when they returned to Yorozuya, Shinpachi felt that something was wrong, “Where is Kawaki-san?”
On the other side, after the four people who had left Chintaro Residence for a long time, they finally realized that there seemed to be one person missing, “Where is Zenzou?”
…
Chintaro Residence, in the men’s toilet.
“Hey, are you still okay?!” Kawaki asked.
“Not at all. I feel like I’m about to die…” Zenzou, who had been fighting with hemorrhoids for the entire night, replied weakly. At this time, Zenzou’s face was pale, his lips were bloodless, and his entire body was drenched in cold sweat.
“Where are your companions?! Didn’t you say that your companions would come to save you?!” Kawaki shouted again.
“They… don’t know. Speaking of companions, where are yours? Don’t you say you’ve left a note?”
“… I don’t know.”

“I really can’t take it anymore…” Finally, Zenzou could no longer hold on and fell down with a plop, “Please, burn a Jump magazine for me every week. If you find it troublesome, you can also burn a custom-made one. Although we don’t know each other, at the last moment of my life, I can only…”
“What nonsense are you saying!” Kawaki scolded, “Don’t casually ask strangers for help! Hold on for me!”
…
When the sun rose, Edo Hospital welcomed two special patients or one patient.
A man in sportswear, but the lower half of his sweatpants had been changed into sports shorts, supported a man in a blue ninja suit whose buttocks were bleeding.
Of course, this matter has been circulated in the circle of nurses in the entire Edo Hospital for a long time…
…
When Kawaki returned to Yoshiwara, it was already morning. Kawaki carefully avoided the Hyakka members and sneaked back to his room.
However, as soon as he entered, he saw Tsukuyo leaning against the window and looking at him with a kind expression.
“I just went to poop…” Kawaki scratched his head and said with a smile.
“F**k! You can shit for an entire night! What an amazing man!”
“Listen to me making it up for you… Bah, let me explain it to you.” Kawaki quickly continued.
“No, you don’t have to explain to me. Tell me what happened to those girls first.” Tsukuyo looked at the group of girls dressed as ninjas under the window and asked.
Kawaki glanced at the girls and suddenly remembered that these girls were the girls who were willing to go with him to shoot the [Forbidden Scroll] yesterday. At that time, he seemed to have inadvertently revealed his address.
Just as Kawaki was about to open his mouth to explain, Tsukuyo was the first to throw out countless amounts of kunai, and Kawaki… fell to the ground…
“Scum!” Tsukuyo spat and walked out of Kawaki’s room.
[PS: After listening to Tsukuyo’s personal suggestion, those girls all said that he was not worthy of being a scumbag! And left Yoshiwara while cursing… ]