Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 116

Yorozuya’s breakfast time.

“Hey, hey, hey. The asshole in the teen-idol group seems to have a shotgun marriage-aru.” Kagura pretended to be an adult and muttered as she looked at the newspaper in her hand.
“This is rotten.” Gintoki sniffed the pudding in his hand and said.
“The society nowadays is really rotten. Living together for a while and getting pregnant, the ethics have been messed up.” Shinpachi took the food and said earnestly, “Moreover, Kagura-chan, that is not an asshole, it’s Goemon. Don’t always learn to speak like Kawaki-san! Having said that, I’m most aware that Goemon is really not a good person.”
Gintoki was still looking at the pudding in his hand. “There are white dots on it. Is this mold?”
“Yes, maybe my idea is a little old like mold, but humans are doomed if they don’t have self-discipline,” Shinpachi said casually while eating.
“I’m not talking about that!” Gintoki was a little speechless, “When did you buy this? It has been a long time since its shelf life passed.”
“That’s right! Those women are too concerned about their shelf life-aru!” Kagura nodded with his eyes closed, “How can you betray yourself so easily?”
“Hey, you should stop before you go too far,” Gintoki sighed and pointed at the pudding in his hand, “This is rotten! Who took this out?”
“It really is rotten.” Shinpachi and Kagura nodded in agreement at the same time.
“It is rotten,” Gintoki was really on the verge of collapse, “Your heads are really rotten!”
After finishing this unpleasant breakfast, Gintoki was about to go out for a stroll…
,..
“Yes, Yes, I’m coming, I’m coming.”
After hearing the doorbell, Shinpachi hurriedly ran to open the door.

“Ah, Kawaki-san and Miss Tsukuyo.” Shinpachi said in surprise after opening the door, “Welcome, please come in.”
“Oh, where is Gintoki?” Kawaki asked casually and stepped into the house. Tsukuyo also walked in from behind.
“That guy is in the living room,” Shinpachi replied and shouted into the room, “Kagura-chan, Gin-san, Kawaki-san and Miss Tsukuyo are here.”
“Little uncle~”. Kagura called out sweetly and ran towards Kawaki.
“Yo, Kagura-chan,” Kawaki revealed a warm smile, but before Kawaki could be moved, Kagura’s small hand had already reached into Kawaki’s bosom and pulled out his wallet.
“Tsk, is that all?” Kagura spat disdainfully, but she still took out the remaining 10,000 yen in Kawaki’s wallet and put it back in his bosom.
“Hey, is this your attitude when facing the uncle that you haven’t seen for a long time? Kagura-chan, uncle is really very sad~” Kawaki felt that his heart was hurt 10,000 points.
“Kagura, this is wrong.” Gintoki also came over while holding his hands with a serious expression.
“Yes, yes, my lovely niece lives with you here. You should occasionally teach her normal etiquette.” Kawaki nodded and said. At this time, Kawaki thought that Gintoki would seriously criticize Kagura. Unexpectedly…
“This guy hides most of the money on his body, it’s always like this,” Gintoki continued.
“Really-aru,” Kagura found it hard to believe, and then looked at Kawaki with a fierce look and then threw Kawaki down.
“It’s not there, Kagura! In his shoes.” Gintoki commanded from the side.
“Under the shoe pad!”
“Don’t let go of the other shoe either!”
“It can also be hidden inside the underwear!”

“Fifty-fifty, Kagura!”
…
Kawaki sat on the sofa in Yorozuya’s living room with a look of despair on his face, as if he had been played to death.
“Kagura-chan, what you did was wrong!” Shinpachi was seriously criticizing Kagura, who was excitedly sharing the accounts with Gintoki.
“Do you want to share some too-aru?” Kagura did not listen at all. She just looked at Shinpachi with a malicious look, “Then if you call me factory director, maybe I will be merciful and reward you~”
“Really?! Do I have a share too?!” Shinpachi instantly betrayed him. Seeing this, Kawaki could only sigh heavily.
In the end, after sharing Kawaki’s small vault, the three of them sat back down on the sofa.

“Now, can you tell me what kind of job you want to entrust to me? For the sake of an old friend, I can give you a discount.” Gintoki supported his chin with both hands and said at the same time.
“There’s no such thing,” Kawaki sighed softly, “I just came out to take a stroll.”
“Speaking of which, it’s really been a long time since I’ve seen Kawaki-san,” Shinpachi lamented.
“Let’s not talk about this first,” Kawaki asked, looking at Shinpachi seriously, “Has your sister resumed working?”
“How did you know? By the way, does Kawaki-san also know that something happened at Snack Smile? Are you worried that my family will lose our source of income?” Shinpachi was a little touched, but then he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and smiled, “Don’t worry. Snack Smile has reopened after a break. My sister has also gone to work. During the break, it has been treated as a paid leave.”
“That’s good…” Kawaki patted his chest with a look of lingering fear on his face.
“I didn’t expect Kawaki-san to be so concerned about the two of us…”

“That’s not the reason!” Gintoki pointed at Kawaki and continued, “These two are the ones who caused the closing of Snack Smile!”
“Eh? Why don’t I know anything about it?!!”
“Don’t mind so much,” Kawaki waved his hand, “As long as the ending is good, don’t care about the details.”
“It’s not that I don’t care about the details…” Shinpachi said silent, “It’s said that at that time, the Snack Smile became like that because of a gang fight… So it was all done by you guys.”
“Don’t mind it, don’t mind it. Besides, you can’t blame it all on me.” Kawaki still had an indifferent expression, “And I have been grounded for so long. Forget about those unimportant things!”
“It matter! The store owner hasn’t fully recovered yet! He goes to work with his own wheelchair, right! What exactly did you do?!” Shinpachi shouted.
“To be honest, I don’t remember either. After all, I was drunk.” Kawaki looked innocent.
“I can’t imagine it at all…”
“Wa, wa, wa…” A baby’s cry suddenly sounded, startling the Yorozuya trio and the other two.
“Eh? What happened? Why is there a child crying?” Shinpachi stood up. At the same time, he began to search for the source of the crying sound. Finally, Shinpachi saw a baby in Tsukuyo’s arms.
“This is…” Gintoki glanced at Kawaki and then at Tsukuyo. Then, he closed his eyes and thought for two seconds. Then, he opened his eyes and was about to say something. However, Tsukuyo did not give Gintoki the chance to do so.
Tsukuyo raised his hand, took out two Kunai, and threw them directly at Gintoki…
“I haven’t said anything yet!” Gintoki pulled out the Kunai on his head and said at the same time.
“Your words are all written on your face.” Tsukuyo retorted.
“I understand, I understand. After all, the two of you are considered adults.” Gintoki nodded and continued, “It is inevitable that some things will happen if you live under the same roof. I can understand dry wood and fire.”

“What do you understand?” Kawaki expressionlessly rewarded Gintoki with a fist and then a stomp, “Who would fancy this female Tyrannosaurus!”
“Who is a female Tyrannosaurus!” Tsukuyo stood behind Kawaki and punched him.
“Hey, this child…” Shinpachi carefully looked at the child in Tsukuyo’s arms and then carefully compared Gintoki. In an instant, he thought of a large-scale ethical dog-blood TV series in his mind.
“Please!” Shinpachi handed a dagger to Kawaki. At the same time, he pressed Gintoki down on the table and knelt down at the same time, “I didn’t expect Gin-san to do such a thing! It doesn’t matter how you vent your anger. Please spare his life! It’s my fault that I didn’t teach him well!”
“It’s really super rude! What the hell are you thinking about!” Kawaki shouted with spittle flying. Then he sighed softly, “This was picked up downstairs. Speaking of which, Gintoki, you really abandoned a woman and let a woman raise the child herself.”
“There’s no way… there’s a little too much information,” Gintoki asked with uncertainty, “You asked me to sort them out… Are you saying that this child was picked up downstairs of Yorozuya?”
“Yes.” Kawaki nodded, but then he suddenly thought of something and took out a piece of paper from his bosom, “And this.”
The Yorozuya trio looked at the paper and did not raise their heads for a long time.
“Gin-san, can you explain?” Shinpachi was the first to speak.
“No, no, no, this is impossible…” Gintoki clearly hadn’t come back to his senses, his face full of disbelief, “This is too ridiculous, no, no, no, no! It’s impossible! It was like that at that time! It was impossible!”
“At that time?” Everyone caught the keyword.
“At that time, did you mean?” Shinpachi adjusted his glasses, and the lenses flashed with light.
“That time is that time, stamens and pistils…” Kagura nodded and made an expression of understanding, but before she could finish, Kawaki covered her mouth.
“No, you don’t have to explain this kind of thing! You don’t have to understand this kind of thing before you turn twenty! Little uncle won’t allow it!” Kawaki said harshly. Then he looked at Gintoki and complained, “There is no need to hide this kind of thing, right? Now, the girl has sent the child back to you.”
“It’s impossible! I don’t know anything!” Gintoki was a little crazy, but his eyes occasionally glanced at the child in Tsukuyo’s arms. The child’s arrogant expression and that silver-haired natural wavy hair made Gintoki sweat more and more…