Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 125

“So that’s how it is, so that’s how it is.” Kawaki, who had sat down again, finally understood what was going on under Kagura’s explanation. Kawaki nodded and looked at Hachiro, who was patrolling the store in the distance, “In other words, Hachiro is the son of that aunt. In order to meet a son that she hadn’t seen for five years, she came to this place alone from the countryside. What a great mother!”

“But that Hachiro…” Kagura drank a bottle of bull in one go and then looked at Hachiro who was patrolling in the distance, “It seems that he doesn’t have the idea of meeting his mother-aru.”
“This is also understandable. After all, he has made himself look like that. He feels that he doesn’t have the face to face his mother.” As he spoke, Kawaki snatched the bottles of bull from Kagura’s hands, “It’s too early! This kind of thing doesn’t help in development at all! Drinking more milk and sleeping early is what a girl of your age should do!”
Shinpachi looked at Kawaki and Kagura who were arguing again because of the bull, “Gin-san, I feel that we will be involved in some strange things again…”
“Huh? What nonsense are you saying?” Gintoki said casually. He picked up the wine glass on the table and took a sip, “It’s no different from a normal restaurant. You can’t drink. But if it’s a bull, I’ll let you drink.”
At this moment, Kyoshiro, who had just finished his business, finally walked over.
“Sorry for the impoliteness.” Kyoshiro bowed slightly and bent down, “Have you had a good time?”
“It’s okay. As long as there are no hosts, this place looks like a pub,” Gintoki said casually. Then he looked at Kagura and Kawaki who were still pinching at the side and reminded them seriously, “Also, a kind reminder. Quickly draw a clear line with that man, otherwise…”
As he spoke, Gintoki raised his head and glanced at the entire hall, “These decorations are very expensive, aren’t they?”
“Huh?” Kyoshiro was a little confused, “What are you talking about?”
“Gin-san, Kyoshiro-san can’t understand what you are saying. Let me do it!” As he spoke, Shinpachi leaned close to Kyoshiro and whispered, “That, Kyoshiro-san. The Kabukicho’s Snack Smile, do you know?”
“Of course.” Kyoshiro nodded, “After all, it can be considered one of Kabukicho’s best bars. However, it seems to have experienced a gang fight a while ago, so it stopped their business and rested for a while.”
When he said the two words “Gang”, Kyoshiro looked a little helpless.
“Even you think so…” Shinpachi was a little speechless, and then he continued with a serious face, “That is not a gang fight at all! It is all…”
As he said that, Shinpachi looked at Kawaki who was at the side, “It is all that man’s fault!”

“Eh? How could that be?” Kyoshiro was shocked.
“It’s better if you don’t get close to that man. Although Kawaki-san has a good personality, but…”
Before Shinpachi could finish, two kunai had already pierced Kawaki’s head, and then Tsukuyo’s furious voice rang out.
“You bastard! What are you doing here?” As she spoke, Tsukuyo rushed over and kicked Kawaki, who did not have the time to greet her and fly along with the sofa. Behind Tsukuyo was a group of Hyakka members with unfriendly expressions.
“In short, this is the situation…” Shinpachi continued.
“Who abducted Kawaki-sama into this kind of place?” The group of Hyakka members were armed to the teeth and shouted.
“Welcome, you are my guest when you come to Takamagahara…” Kyoshiro smiled and walked forward. He thought that he could deal with these women with the skills that he, Kabukicho no.1 host, had learned. But it was obvious that… he was thinking too much…
“Huh? Is it you?” After a Hyakka member sized up Kyoshiro, she shouted to the sisters behind her, “It’s this guy! Sisters, get rid of him!”
“Eh????!”
“You guys, calm down!” At this time, Kawaki finally got up and pulled out the kunai on his head.
“Ah~ Kawaki-sama is so handsome when he is angry~.”
“Have you taken it? If anyone has taken it, share it with me!”
“I took it!”
“Really?”
“Give me one!”

“Give me one too!”
“Me too!”
…
Looking at the group of Hyakka members who had turned into fangirls in an instant, even Kyoshiro found it hard to believe.
“What No. 1 host? It seems that I am a little too arrogant…” Kyoshiro curled the corners of his mouth, and there was a hint of self-mockery.
“What handsome? He is just a good-for-nothing otaku!” Tsukuyo scolded, “Didn’t you say you were going to buy a game? What kind of game did you need to buy and come to such a place?”
“Hahahaha, it’s all an accident,” Kawaki smirked twice, but then reacted, “What time is it now?!”

“Ah, 9 o’clock in the evening…” Kyoshiro replied.
“My game!” Kawaki was a little mad and looked at Kyoshiro, “Are your employees okay? They wouldn’t go to some strange shops on the way to buy the game, would they?”
“You are talking about yourself, right?” Tsukuyo was furious.
“No problem, those guys are unexpectedly reliable,” Kyoshiro said with a smile, “After all, they are partners who supported Takamagahara with me!”
“Well, since you said so, I am relieved.” Kawaki said happily, “Since you’re here, let’s play here. We’ll take it as a holiday tonight!”
“Why did you make a decision on your own? I haven’t agreed yet!” Tsukuyo was a little speechless.
“What does it matter?” Kawaki said casually, “We should relax occasionally. Isn’t that right?”

“Yes!” xN
“Oh right, you can’t drink.” Kawaki glanced at Tsukuyo and said, “But if it’s a bull, I can let you drink.”
“It’s on the same level as me…” Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and said weakly.
Tsukuyo asked, “Why?”
“Could it be that you want to tear down this shop as well?” Kawaki curled his lips and said.
…
Looking at Kawaki playing with a group of Hyakka members on the other seat, Kyoshiro felt a little emotional.
“Truly amazing, Kawaki-san. Just a few simple words can appease that group… Sigh, that group…” Even Kyoshiro could not find a suitable adjective to describe the group of Hyakka members.
“Tigresses.” Gintoki decisively spoke out the answer that he didn’t dare to say on behalf of Kyoshiro.
However, just as he finished speaking, several kunai shot over from a certain direction…
“Gin-san, don’t seek death if you don’t want to die…” Shinpachi said expressionlessly. At the same time, he helped Gintoki to pull out the kunai all over his body.
“He is really energetic…” Kyoshiro smiled and then continued with a slightly regretful tone, “I thought that if it were Kawaki-san, he would definitely be able to surpass me. It seems that it is impossible…”
“It is better for you to dispel this idea as soon as possible…” Shinpachi said helplessly.
“That makes sense…” Kyoshiro smiled awkwardly, then suddenly thought of something, “Ah, right, what dishes do you want to eat?”
“Oh,” Gintoki picked up the menu on the table and said, “Chocolate-flavored caviar…”

“You don’t need to order those things. I brought food from home.” Hachiro’s mother decisively interrupted Gintoki. She took out a lunch box from behind her, opened it, and placed it on the table, “Look, it’s boiled beans served with warm sake.”
“What did you bring? It looks very poor! Gintoki was a little speechless, “Hurry up and put it away!”
“Hurry up and eat it. This boiled bean can also cure your fiery temper.” Hachiro’s mother looked at Kyoshiro, who was standing beside her, “Hey, don’t stand there. Come and eat it too.”
“Ah? Ah, okay.” With that, Kyoshiro also sat down.
“Kyoshiro-san, I have something to ask,” Looking at Kyoshiro who was sitting down, Shinpachi finally remembered the task entrusted to him.
“Hey? What is it?”
“Kyoshiro-san is the boss of this shop, right?” Shinpachi continued to ask.
“Yes.” Kyoshiro nodded.
“When did that huge afro start working here?” Shinpachi asked again.
“Are you referring to Hachiro?” As he spoke, Kyoshiro’s expression softened a lot. He looked at Hachiro, who was explaining something to the waiter in the distance, “He has been with me since the opening of this store. He is my good friend. I used to work in other stores. Two years ago, I wanted to start a business independently, so I asked him to help me. He used to be a host. Now he is only responsible for some behind-the-scenes work. The plastic surgery failed before, so…
“The plastic surgery failed? Could it be a laboratory explosion or something?” Shinpachi continued to ask, “Is it also Hachiro’s job to do something like what happened in the day today?”
“Ah, maybe. Just like bodyguards. Because the streets are quite messy, it is inevitable that kind of thing will happen…” Kyoshiro explained and picked up the beans from the lunch box on the table with chopsticks. His movements were very elegant, “If you don’t want to bow your head and stand firm here, it is impossible to have clean hands and feet.”
“Although I am the Kabukicho no.1 host. But compared to what I get, I lost more…” As he spoke, Kyoshiro put down his chopsticks. He still had a somewhat disappointed expression on his face, “Speaking of which, it’s really embarrassing. The people here are all people who don’t have the face to meet their parents…”
Looking at the disappointed Kyoshiro, Shinpachi was just about to say something to comfort him when a loud noise was heard accompanied by the screams of the customers.
“It looks like that idiot must have caused trouble again…” Gintoki sighed and then looked in the direction of the sound. However, after looking at it, Gintoki realized that he was wrong… but, things seemed to be even more complicated…