Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 59

Kawaki got up and pulled out the kunai on his head. At the same time, he looked at the person who came, “So it’s Tsu-chan…”

“Didn’t you say that you were going out to buy a game?! It’s been a day and you don’t know how to go back. Are you lost? Bastard!!” As Tsukuyo spoke, she dragged Kawaki by the collar and left. Of course, Tsukuyo did not forget to greet the people behind her.

“Hey, don’t forget what I said…” Kawaki shouted at Oshou Doushin.

“Just who is he…” Oshou Doushin watched the two of them walk away before muttering again.

“That guy is Yoshiwara’s Night King. Although he looks like that…” Gintoki put down his teacup and said casually, but his eyes were still on the children playing around.

“Yoshiwara’s Night King… How could such a big figure…” Oshou Doushin still found it hard to believe.

“What that guy said is right. If you want to atone for your sins, at least raise these children first.” Gintoki continued, “Then, the first thing is done. The second thing, it’s my turn to ask you. Can you lend me the mask?”

“You…”

“Don’t be mistaken. We bet on you. If we lose money, we will be very disappointed.” Gintoki looked at the laughing children and said.

After saying that, Gintoki stood up and walked into the room. He picked up the red demon mask and put it on his head.

“Ah, it smells so bad. It smells like a middle-aged uncle.” Gintoki complained, “This kind of thing needs to be washed often, otherwise it will be full of uncle stink.”

“Hmph, really a group of self-willed guys,” Oshou Doushin stood up and looked at Gintoki who was in the room, “You have arranged the rest of the other people’s lives. Do you feel sympathy for them?”

“Eh? I don’t remember giving you a choice or arranging your life. I have never felt sympathy for a scary demon. Both I and that guy are the same.” Gintoki said and took off his mask, “We just can’t bear to see an outstanding parent act as a father and also act as a scary demon. Although that is the case, it seems that all parents in the world are like this.”

“An outstanding parent? Can a father who raises children with dirty money still be called outstanding?” Oshou Doushin snorted and said.

“But aren’t you regretting it now?”

“When I first picked up the first child, I only wanted to make up for the guilt in my heart.” Oshou Doushin replied.

“For this reason, you can adopt so many children until now? It’s not easy to raise children.” As he spoke, Gintoki walked out the door, “It’s time to take my leave. That guy is right. Although it’s also an underground world, it’s two different worlds from the place you were in before. Of course, I believe you will understand this when you see that guy.”

After saying that, Gintoki had already walked to the open space outside the door, “Then, it’s my matter from now on. I still have to find that bastard to spit on.”

After saying that, Gintoki walked towards Kagura and Shinpachi who were playing with the children.

“Hey, you two, let’s go. The work has begun.”

“Yes!” × 2

“Right,” Gintoki suddenly thought of something. He turned his head and said, “As for the reward, let these children remember to pay it back when they grow up. Kabukicho, Yorozuya, Gin-san, remember it well.”

After saying that, Gintoki left with Shinpachi and Kagura.

Looking at the backs of the three people, Oshou Doushin smiled helplessly, “What a group of completely self-righteous guys, but…”

“What a group of strange guys.” a child said.

“This is the first time a guest has come to our house, Sensei,” A child said to Oshou Doushin.

“Yes…” Oshou Doushin replied. At the same time, he looked at the group of children and continued, “What do you think? Shall we move?”

“Anyway, as long as we follow you, we are willing to go anywhere!”

“Yeah, as long as I can go with you, I am willing to go anywhere.” Oshou Doushin murmured.

“Then, let’s go together, to your new home.” Kawaki walked out from the side again. There was a group of Hyakka’s members behind him.

“Don’t worry, those guys who are monitoring here have all been dealt with.” Kawaki said with a smile, “It doesn’t matter if you want to leave Edo or accept my suggestion to go to Yoshiwara. If you want to leave, I will help you escape,”

“Thank you so much…”

…

Looking at the group of children talking about other members of Hyakka, Kawaki, and Oshou Doushin just smiled and said nothing.

“This,” Kawaki threw a large bag at Oshou Doushin, “Although it is not much, it is enough for you to raise them. Go.”

Oshou Doushin opened it and found that it was all pure gold.

“There is no need to decline. I just like those children. If they are hungry, I will be very sad.” Kawaki said as he looked at the group of children, “Those guys, Tendoshu’s strength is not something that ordinary people can imagine. Try to find a safe place to hide and change your name.”

“This…” Oshou Doushin did not know what to say.

“A grown man is still so wishy-washy. I wonder if you can raise these children into outstanding adults.” Kawaki complained.

“You are not allowed to say that to our Sensei!” A child walked over and said.

“When talking to an elder, you have to use honorifics!” As he spoke, Kawaki squatted down and looked at the little boy in front of him. He smiled and continued, “Please protect your Sensei well. We have an agreement.”

After he finished speaking, Kawaki extended his pinky…

Looking at Oshou Doushin and the children who had disappeared into the night, Kawaki did not say a word. Even Tsukuyo, who was at the side, did not know what Kawaki was thinking.

Kawaki stood here until dawn until the group of Hyakka members returned.

“That man and those children have successfully escaped.” A member of Hyakka reported.

“Then, let’s go back.” Kawaki smiled and said, but when he left, he glanced in the direction where Oshou Doushin left with those children.

For many moments when he was with those children, Kawaki could find a shadow of himself in them. Perhaps, it was also this point that made Kawaki decide to help Oshou Doushin.

…

“Hey, what is this? A new punishment game?” Kawaki looked at the pork chop rice covered with mayonnaise in front of him with a black face. He raised his head and looked at Toshiro, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth.

“Eat it. It’s my treat.” Toshiro waved his hand and said.

Kawaki glanced at Gintoki, who was digging his nose, and then looked at Toshiro and Sogo opposite him, “Do you have any conspiracy? Even if it’s a conspiracy, can you replace this dog food for me? Don’t look down on me!”

“You actually said that the special upgraded version of [Katsudon Hijikata Special] dog food! Do you want to fight? Bastard!” Toshiro shouted.

“You are the one who wants to fight! You are an Egg-Fried Demon!” After Kawaki finished speaking, his tone suddenly changed, “Chicken One, Chicken Two, Chicken Three…”

However, it was different from what Kawaki had imagined. Toshiro did not react at all.

“Eh? This won’t work anymore?” Kawaki asked in surprise.

“Yoshiwara’s boss, there’s no need to try. I’ve already used this move too many times. Now, Hijikata-san is already somewhat immune to it,” Sogo explained, “But it was really interesting back then. Hijikata-san didn’t dare to eat mayonnaise for a week after that. During those few days, I could see Hijikata-san’s conflicted expression that he wanted to eat but didn’t dare to. It was really too interesting. Oh right, I capture it. If you need it, I can pass it to you,” Sogo explained.

After saying that, Sogo took out his phone and Kawaki also took out his phone.

“Both of you want to die, right?” Toshiro roared.

“Then, what exactly is the matter? I’m busy at home playing a new game. The time is tight.” Kawaki frowned and complained.

“Hey, did you make that Kidomaru disappear?” Toshiro asked.

“Eh? Kidomaru is gone?! What happened?” Kawaki made a surprised expression and then continued, “By the way, who is Kidomaru?”

“Stop pretending to be stupid, you bastard!” Toshiro was no longer calm and stood up, “At least admit it when you do it!”

“Ah, I don’t know what you are talking about at all…” Kawaki retorted, “If it’s Sesshomaru, I know it, and I can lend you the full set of [Inuyasha] DVDs if you need it.”

Hearing this, Toshiro did not pursue the matter any further. Instead, he continued, “After those guys found out that Kidomaru was missing, they secretly searched the entire Edo, but they did not find any clues.”

“Eh?” Kawaki pretended to be surprised, but he turned around and vomited.

“Why did you eat that kind of dog food?” Gintoki quickly shouted, “Ambulance! Ambulance!”

“Hey! Do you want to get beaten up!”

…

“Then, what do you want to do now?” Kawaki asked curiously, “What’s the purpose of the police working with Yorozuya, who takes all kinds of work?”

“This mayonnaise vice-captain of our group seems to have changed his mind and wants to destroy Rengokukan.” Sogo raised his hand and said.

“Hey! Lower your voice! You bastard!” Toshiro shouted. At the same time, he looked at Kawaki, who was at the side, “In short, I just said it. I don’t want to ask you for help.”

“The translation is: I really can’t bring myself to ask you for help, although I really want your help.” Before Sogo could finish speaking, Toshiro knocked his head.

“Who said that!” Toshiro said angrily. At the same time, he looked at Kawaki again, “I have also considered a lot. In the end, I still want to destroy it. After all, I am a policeman.”

Kawaki, Gintoki, and Sogo clapped at the same time.

“The three of you are really asking for a beating! Bastard!”

“Don’t worry. Even if Bakufu really wants to punish you later, feel free to come to me. I will arrange a suitable job for you. Now Yoshiwara is undergoing a major industrial adjustment, and the [Shemale Bar] is in our store is under consideration.” Kawaki nodded and said.

“Die!” Toshiro raised his knife and was about to cut it, but he was stopped by Sogo.

…

A few days later, Kawaki heard the news that [Rengokukan] had been sealed by Shinsengumi. However, he did not hear the news that Bakufu had punished

Shinsengumi.

Then, Kawaki looked down at the [Shemale Bar] proposal in his hand and fell into deep thought…

[Rengokukan chapter, finished! ]