Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 62

“Well, let’s take a look at the next one,” Shinpachi said and took out the second photo, “This is Mu-san, an ad agency producer. He seems to have approached Otsuu-chan many times. According to the investigation, he is a 100% candid cameraman.”

As he spoke, Shinpachi took out a few more photos, “And the next one is Osamu Nabe, the director. He seems to be very famous in the industry for laying his hands on the leading actresses. Eiji Funagoe, the number one person in the suspense film industry. Word is there were plans for a collaboration with Otsuu-chan, but it was canceled.”

“Kukeko Kaki, the actress. She’s always competing with Otsuu-chan for roles but always loses.” After introducing these photos, Shinpachi looked up at Kawaki and the other two and said, “The main suspects are these five.”

“Too naive!” Gintoki snorted and said, “Shinpachi, you are too naive! These five people may be suspects, but you have forgotten the biggest suspect!”

“The biggest suspect?”

“Yes, He’s always in the shadows of every incident. Everyone has seen him at the crime scene! You have forgotten this guy!” Gintoki took out a photo. It was a mysterious shadow.

Looking at the photo, everyone was shocked.

Kagura, “This is!”

Shinpachi/ Kawaki, “Mysterious Shadow/Otsutsuki Black Zetsu!”

“No! Although the two are similar, this is definitely not the case! Kawaki-san, you must have recognized the wrong person!” Shinpachi reminded.

“That’s right, there was that mysterious shadow that always appeared in every detective comic!” Gintoki nodded, “Although they never reveal who the criminal is, when the audience really wants to see it, they will definitely appear! That mysterious shadow!”

“Ah! Who are you!” Shinpachi suddenly realized that the Gintoki on the sofa in front of him was no longer there. Instead, it was a strange middle-aged man with a bun and a suit, who looked exactly like a certain Kogoro in the detective studio next door.

“Can you stop doing boring imitations! Fool!” Shinpachi came to the sofa and roared at Gintoki, who was squatting on the ground with a bow tie and preparing to give a long speech. At the same time, he pointed to the uncle sitting on the sofa and asked, “And, where did you get that guy”

“Ah, the person who got drunk at Otose’s place downstairs is too similar, so I couldn’t help but…”

“Although this is not the Gintama crew, you should also pay a little attention! It will attract the hate of other works fans!”

“Then, there are only five suspects left,” Kawaki said, “Leave this guy to me.”

At this time, Shinpachi noticed that a person who was completely black had appeared beside Kawaki. At this time, he was sitting next to Kawaki, shivering.

“That is…?!”

“I got it from the Naruto crew next door, isn’t it amazing?” Kawaki raised his eyebrows and continued, “It’s exactly the same as the mysterious shadow. I heard that it is called Black Zetsu or something.”

“Then it must be someone else!” Shinpachi roared, “Hurry up and send it back! Black Zetsu has already run out, how can Naruto and Sasuke take the risk! The plot will collapse! Kishimoto-senseiwill be distressed!”

“It’s alright, I’ve already finished filming,” They saw Black Zetsu shake his head and reply, “Those two sealed me in a big rock. After the end, the entire crew forgot about me and was sealed in the big rock, day after day…”

As he spoke, Black Zetsu began to cover his face and shed tears.

“Hey! Have you forgotten all your character attributes? Aren’t you a mama-con?! Aren’t you the biggest mastermind in the ninja world?! What’s wrong with your current appearance?!” Shinpachi roared.

“That’s only in the camera! Do you know what I am like outside the camera” Black Zetsu retorted, “Just give me one shot! I only need one shot! Can you give me the role of this mysterious shadow? I can play it, I can!”

“Don’t randomly add any strange characters! It’s already chaotic enough!” Shinpachi retorted again.

“Could it be that this article is a collaboration with the Naruto crew? You didn’t notify me at all before the opening!”

“Don’t worry, Shinpachi. Anyway, the film crew next door has already forgotten about this guy. Why don’t we give him a trial period first? Moreover, it is not without benefits. [Mysterious Shadow ] and [Black Zetsu], no matter how you look at it, the two words “Black Zetsu” are relatively easy to read! The extra words can be given to you!” Kawaki threw out the biggest temptation.

“This… is not impossible…” Shinpachi said awkwardly.

“What the hell!” Gintoki and Kagura kicked Kawaki and Shinpachi at the same time, “I just picked up someone who looked alike, and you pulled one directly from the crew next door, who is too much!”

“I was the heroine in the Gintama crew. In the end, I inexplicably came here and become a female N, a side actor. I am also very unhappy!” Kagura shouted as she kicked Shinpachi, “At least, give me the extra words! You glasses man!”

“Hey, why did your character attributes suddenly change!” Shinpachi shouted, “Besides, is this time to talk about this?!”

…

“In other words, these people are the biggest suspects, right?” Black Zetsu pointed to a few photos on the table.

“That’s what I said…” After a moment of silence, Shinpachi said again, “Um… Can you talk normally? Can you stop using the hoarse voice from the Naruto crew? It sounds very uncomfortable! Believe it or not, I’ll send you back now!”

“Ahem,” Black Zetsu cleared his throat and continued, “Sorry, I got used to it next door. I can’t change it for a while. But with my experience as the mastermind behind next door, I think this one is most likely!”

Black Zetsu pointed at the picture of the mysterious shadow.

Everyone, “…”

The next second, everyone pressed Black Zetsu to the ground and hammered him.

“Go back to your film crew! Go back! Your experience is completely useless!” Kawaki said as he stuffed Black Zetsu, who had been smashed into a puddle of mud, into a delivery box and sealed it with tape. He also called the ninja express delivery to expedite.

In an instant, a ninja appeared in Yorozuya.

“Urgent express delivery at your service!”

“Send this back to the film crew next door. Sorry to trouble you.” Kawaki said as he handed the package box and a stack of bills, “Remember to hurry up.”

“Yes! Thank you for your patronage!” After saying that, he disappeared from where he stood.

“Anyway, let’s continue to investigate now!”

After the small farce ended, Shinpachi said again.

“There’s no other way. We can only do this now.”

Kawaki sighed and replied.

…

At night, by the sea.

At this time, Otsuu-chan was participating in a suspense film on set, and the director of this scene was the third suspect: Stewed Pig Tail in a Pot.

[Foreign Voice]: “Hey, this isn’t the name, right”

“All right, Otsuu-chan. Good job.” Stew Pig Tail shouted.

“Good job, everybody. Thank you very much.” Otsuu-chan bowed and said.

“The second suspect, Mu-san, seems to be at the scene as well. Open your eyes and look carefully!” Gintoki said.

“Why are you so motivated?” Kawaki felt that something was wrong. He stared at Gintoki’s face for a long time and said, “Is this Gintoki I know? Isn’t Gintoki the kind of natural dead fish eyes that have no energy? What is going on?”

“Men have to be full of energy sometimes!” Gintoki said disdainfully, “The promise of high rewards does not exist! I, Gin-san, am not the kind of person who is full of energy for high rewards!”

“Ah, are you finally telling the truth?” Kawaki looked at Gintoki with contempt.

“But I haven’t seen Mu-san for a while.” Just as Kagura finished speaking, she heard a hurried shout.

“Not good!” A staff member of the set ran over and shouted, “Producer, Mu-san, he…”

…

Kawaki and the other four followed the staff to another hot spring.

At this time, the natural hot spring had been cordoned off. Mu-san was lying in the hot spring not moving.

“Why is there an open-air hot spring at the top of a cliff…” Shinpachi murmured.

“Hey, surrender yourself. You did it, didn’t you?” Gintoki said to Kawaki.

“What are you talking about?” Kawaki was unhappy, “Why would I do such a thing?”

“Hmph, you said it last time, right? You said to solve all the suspects!” As he spoke, Gintoki put on a Conan classic pose and pointed at Kawaki with one hand, and continued, “There is always only one truth! That is you!”

“Are you addicted to playing?” Kawaki kicked Gintoki over, “From the beginning to the end, I was with you guys, okay! I didn’t have any time to commit the crime!”

“That was what you asked Hyakka to do!”

“Do your head! There’s nothing at all!” Kawaki retorted.

[Foreign Voice]: It began with a single threat letter, and now the first deceased finally appeared. This time it was a complete crime, and the perpetrator must be hiding somewhere in the dark. A serial murder case full of mysteries, mysterious shadows appearing from time to time, plus the trick to a murder committed in a sealed room with no exit, um… The secret will be revealed after this commercial break!

“There’s a serial killing incident here! This isn’t a sealed room, okay!” Shinpachi complained.

Gintoki, “Hey! Those are my lines! Why are you stealing my lines! I’m just changing my clothes, okay?”

But no one paid attention to him.

Commercial time: Lalalalala

…

“Why was Mu-san…” Shinpachi looked at the hot spring surrounded by a group of police officers and muttered.

“All right, we’ll take it from here,” Kagura shouted as she put on her gloves and walked towards the crime scene.

Kawaki and Gintoki were the same.

“Leave the rest to us.” Gintoki said as he turned over the isolation line, “If you interfere, you will destroy the evidence.”

“It’s you who are interfering, okay?” Shinpachi shouted from behind.