Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 74

Chapter 74 – Interfering With Other People’s Dates… Seems Like a Lot of Fun. (Kawaki: It’s Fun, Your Uncle!)

But at this time, Kagura pointed to the distance and shouted.

“Oh, here she comes!”

In an instant, it attracted the attention of Kawaki, Gintoki, and Otae.

Short blue hair and white cat ears, this was the first impression Kawaki had of this girl.

“Has Shinpachi been stimulated? Isn’t he used to seeing this kind of cat ear? I mean the one downstairs in your house…” Kawaki muttered.

But before Gintoki could answer, Otae couldn’t help but spit, “Wait! What kind of stuff is that! Isn’t that cat ears?! I never heard of it!”

“Is this the so-called love that can transcend the star? Shinpachi has really grown up~” Gintoki replied.

“What a joke! I hate cats the most! I’m a 100% dog lover!”As she said that, Otae rushed out to stop them.

“Wait a minute. Actually, there is no difference between dogs and cats. And that might be dog ears.” Gintoki held Otae’s hand and stopped her.

“Even a dog can’t do! If we marry a dog, then our Shimura family’s heir will become a dog!” Otae turned her head and retorted loudly.

“You are too sophistry! Do you want to subvert the concept of genetics!”

“Hey, you two, be quiet…” Kawaki could not help but say, “You’re thinking too far ahead. It’s just a meeting. It’s just to let Shinpachi-kun enter the adult world. Moreover, this is not the Gintama crew. There’s no need to worry about PTA. Don’t worry.”

“Don’t worry my ass!” Otae said angrily, “Even if this is not the Gintama crew and we don’t have to worry about PTA. He can’t enter the ladder of adults with that cat! This will become the black spot of our Shimura family! It will be a black spot that can’t be washed away for the rest of our lives!”

“You simply can’t let go of your little brother! I originally thought that Shinpachi was too dependent on you, but it seems to be the opposite! You are a bro-con!” Gintoki roared.

“Who are you calling a bro-con! A super popular woman like me has no time to control anyone!”

“Then you are a dog control!”

…

On the other side, behind the Ieyasu statue.

Two Samurai with fruits in their right hands and a bamboo hat stood side by side.

Finally, the gorilla wearing a bamboo hat couldn’t help but say to the person beside him, “Um, are you Fruit Punch Samurai?”

“Eh?”

“What’s going on? It turns out to be right next to you!”

“Because we agreed that you would take the Fruit Punch with your left hand, but now you are holding it in your right hand…” Katsura explained.

“Ah, I’m sorry. I thought it was the left side of the person I was looking at,” Kondo said with an embarrassed smile.

“No, I was really rude on the computer forum,” As he spoke, Katsura took off his bamboo hat, “I am the Fruit Punch Samurai.”

“However, something big has happened this time. I can’t help but repost 10,000 times. I have to go to the designated Yoshiwara store to spend a million yen. Ah, I am the fruit…” As Kondo spoke, he also took off his bamboo hat.

“Eh?” * 2

“AHH!!!!” × 2

…

“Here’s your lemon tea. Enjoy.” The waitress placed the tea in front of Eromesu.

Not far away, Kawaki and the other three were sitting at another table. The four of them were wearing sunglasses and holding newspapers and magazines, secretly observing Shinpachi and Eromesu.

“Following them to a place like this…” Gintoki whispered, “Isn’t it very rude to interfere in other people’s love talk.”

Kagura/ Otae, “Gin-chan you shut up aru!/ you shut up!”

Otae/ Kagura, “This is a problem related to our Shimura family’s heir!/ Do you want to lose an errand boy?!”

“What are you arguing about? Can the two of you not talk together!” Gintoki roared.

“Hey, hey, why is it okay?” Kawaki could not help but sigh and continued, “But it has nothing to do with me, right? Why am I forced to be dragged here to do such meaningless things?”

“Shut up! It has to do with you!” Gintoki shouted, “Shinpachi went to you to ask for advice! You must have said some irrelevant nonsense!”

“Hey? Why are you…” Before he could finish, Kawaki felt Otae burst out with strong killing intent. Kawaki wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said, “Actually, I didn’t say anything. Do you believe me?”

“I believe your head! Your nonsense is only a little better than Zura’s!” Gintoki retorted, “Also when I heard Shinpachi talk about the amnesia chapter, you seemed to say something incredible in front of anchor Ketsuno…”

“Huh? Is there such a thing? I don’t remember, because I lost my memory at that time.” As he said that, Kawaki scratched his head and smiled.

“Is this excuse so easy to use? Do you need me to make you lose your memory forever? You bastard!” Gintoki said angrily.

Looking at Gintoki who was rubbing his hands together, Kawaki unconsciously swallowed his saliva, but suddenly thought of something. He took out a signature of anchor Ketsuno from his pocket.

“Is this okay?” Kawaki handed the signature to Gintoki.

“I forgive you!” Gintoki put the signature into his pocket. It was not the kimono pocket, but the innermost layer of clothes.

“Hey! Aren’t you too easily satisfied?” Kagura said in a rare serious tone.

Kawaki took a sip of coffee and was just about to nod when he heard Kagura-chan add another sentence.

“At least it must be anchor Ketsuno’s fresh underwear to satisfy you-aru!”

“Pfft!” Kawaki spat out all the coffee.

“No, that is too stimulating for me!” Gintoki said righteously.

“Do you have to act so innocent? It’s disgusting!” Kawaki retorted loudly, “What do you mean satisfied? Satisfy what? It’s too disgusting! I don’t want to retort anymore! If Shinpachi wasn’t here, I wouldn’t want to play this role!”

[Foreign Voice]: In fact, you can leave it to me to retort…

“Shinpachi-san…” Seeing Shinpachi drinking coffee with his eyes, Eromesu couldn’t help but remind him softly, “That’s the eyes~ Shinpachi-san~”

“Eh?” Shinpachi finally woke up from his fantasy, “Ah! It’s hot!”

As he shouted, he threw the cup out and spilled the tea on his pants.

“Hey, Shinpachi is good. He deliberately sprinkled the tea on his pants and then attracted the girls to wipe it for him. At the same time, the two of them had some physical contact. This was not taught to him!” Seeing this scene, Kawaki couldn’t help but say.

“As long as it’s a hairy boy, he will naturally learn a skill,” Gintoki said as he looked at Otae beside him, “Look, Shinpachi-kun is already very outstanding. It’s really not good for us to hinder him here.”

“Shut up!” Otae’s fierce gaze made Kawaki and Gintoki shut their mouths at the same time.

…

“Are you alright? What happened to you? Did you get scalded?” Eromesu squatted on the ground and carefully wiped Shinpachi’s wet pants with a handkerchief.

“I’m… I’m okay…” Realizing that he had lost his composure, Shinpachi quickly replied. ‘I’m not okay!’ Shinpachi added in his heart, ‘Your fervent gaze has scorched my heart! Cat ears are too evil! Why would such a cute girl have such a cute thing on her? To a certain extent, this is a weapon!’

Just as Shinpachi began to think about it again, Eromesu had already sat back down in her seat.

“I always wanted to thank you in person… Actually… I still want to… with you…”

Looking at Eromesu who was talking and pouring tea into her eyes, Shinpachi reminded her, “That’s the eyes…”

“Eh?” Eromesu reacted and pretended to be affected. She then said shyly, “What am I doing? I’m sorry~ I am…”

Eromesu’s tone changed and she put on a very shy expression, “It’s really strange~ I feel like the deer are rambling in my heart~ Hey~”

After saying that, she stuck out her tongue and posed like a money-seeking cat…

…

Seeing this scene, Otae and Kagura tore the magazine in their hands at the same time.

“What are the two of them doing?” Kawaki asked.

“They just feel jealous when they see a girl who is completely different from them. Don’t worry about it,” Gintoki replied.

“Who are you calling jealous?” With that, Otae slapped Gintoki’s head on the table.

“No… I said I was jealous…” Gintoki got up and said. At the same time, Kawaki handed a box of napkins to Gintoki. Perhaps he was afraid that blood would splash on his side later.

…

“You put on the cat ears I gave you~,” Eromesu said with some joy, “I’m so happy~ I took the time to pick them out. It was always my dream to walk with someone I admired wearing matching clothes~.”

After saying that, Eromesu finally realized something and subconsciously covered her mouth, “I’m sorry~ I subconsciously said it… Can you forgive me?”

…

Seeing this scene, Otae and Kagura went crazy again, continuously smashing the table in front of them.

“What the hell are you guys doing? Don’t overdo it, okay? Did you guys hear… Oh!” Gintoki was punched by Otae before he could finish his sentence.

“What’s going on? What’s going on with my current mood? I feel like that girl is making me super angry! What should I do? What should I do?” Otae shouted as she punched Gintoki.

Meanwhile, Kagura was crazily grabbing her chest and shouting at the same time, “There’s something black in my heart-aru! Get rid of it! Purge the darkness!”

When Kawaki saw what happened to Gintoki, he obediently did not say anything. He acted like a little transparent person on the side and was ready to escape at any time.

After seeing the two of them punching Gintoki even more fiercely, Kawaki prepared to rub off the soles of his feet. However, he had just moved 0.01 cm when he was discovered by these two ferocious creatures…

Thus, besides Gintoki, the unlucky Kawaki was also included in being hammered …