Me and my Husband Sleep in a Coffin - Chapter 11

Diary of Wang Xiaozai: What do you say today, alas… I want to say that a zombie can also diarrhea, pull it, and drop a big brother from the top to watch, do you believe it?

Wang Xiaoma, who was shameless and straight-forward, lay in the coffin and fell asleep on the hard jade pillow.

Until midnight, his stomach suddenly came out with a familiar pain!

Wang Xiaoma sat up with her stomach twisted.

“What’s wrong with the sleep lamp?” Wenfeng never sleeps, so every time she is sleeping, and hears the movement around her.

“I, I, I! I seem to be eating a bad tummy… Why do the zombies still have **** in the trough?!” Wang Xiaoya clutched his tummy and wanted to cry without tears. “Come open the coffin lid!”

Wang Xiaoma couldn’t wait to crawl out.

I heard the wind frowned and opened the coffin and said, “But there is no toilet in the Di Gong.”

Wang Xiaoma: “…”

Yes, who is building a toilet from his grave? Let’s not talk about how to clean the dry toilets in the ancient times of the Digong, let’s say that there is someone in the Digong who is pulling the bait? !

Who is thinking about the owner of the tomb might have suddenly woke up and went to the toilet overnight? !

“Well, what should I do…” Wang Xiaoma was crying and tearlessly covering her **** and clamping her legs. A good face was twisted together. “You guys, think of a way!”

Now it’s all ‘shi’, and it’s not resolved…

Wen Fengjin also encountered such a situation for the first time. He looked at Wang Xiaozai’s expression of “Xie Bao”, coughed and clenched his fist against the corner of his mouth and said, “Here are a lot of institutions, but you can go to the outermost place of the palace. , The craftsmen who build the underground palace will build, puff, cough, and build the latrine in the small room near the tomb.”

“…”

Mom, you thought you were covering your mouth and I wouldn’t see your gloating smile, right?

Wang Xiaoma gritted his teeth and said, “What are you waiting for?! Come on!”

“But… due to the huge construction of the tomb palace, it takes two hours to ride a horse from here, as for ordinary humans to walk…” Wen Feng’s eyes shifted in Wang Xiaoma’s eyes full of desire to survive.

“Although the underground palace is huge, I can also take you in person. You only need to endure half an hour.”

“…”

Wang Xiaoma didn’t know whether it was angry or suffocated, his hands were trembling, “You said you’re okay to do so big tomb cover! Take me to–I want–”

Speaking of this, Wang Xiaoma’s face changed and her legs were clamped instantly, and Wenfeng was holding up Princess Wang Xiaoma, and Feiyan rushed out quickly.

The surrounding scenery quickly receded, and Wang Xiaoma was blown by the blown hair in his arms.

When Wang Xiaomei was put down, he patted the shoulders of Wen Feng with his face against the wall.

“Brother, you have a good car… vomit…”

The speed is two hundred, and the mood is a sea-vomit -!

After spitting out, Wang Xiaowa waved his hand in the eyes that couldn’t understand the wind, “Don’t you go out, I will squat for a while, just in case there is nothing to wipe the buttocks for a while, you go to the backpacks of those big brothers who steal the graves See if there is white paper.”

“Okay.” Wen Feng nodded and tried to turn around but suddenly stopped. He turned to look at Wang Xiaomei’s smiling face, “Senior Brother would not do the right thing to pretend to cheat me to leave the underground palace. Right?”

Wang Xiaoma hurriedly panicked his clothes and knotted his belt, and then pointed his **** at him blankly.

“Go away, otherwise you will feel sick in front of you, believe it or not.”

Wen Feng tried to laugh, but he left, but before he left, he said: “The tomb is in danger. I still call Mu Yi to accompany you. Be at ease. He is the tombkeeper of the tomb. It’s still the cutest one.”

Wang Xiaoma squatting and nagging.

Don’t you just believe me? ! Humph!

But what a cute little wood, is it cute with me? The shameless Wang Xiaoma pouted, and his body stiffened in a few seconds…

Well, he remembered that Wen Fengjin said that there are no normal living creatures in this palace… And what can big dumplings keep as pets? Hutchies? !

It must not be a serious thing!

Wang Xiaozao huddled together, shouting crazy in his heart that the big brother was loving me once.

But ten minutes later, Brother Wen didn’t come back and love him once, because at this time the brother was thinking about several rolls of toilet paper wrapped in waterproof bags.

Forgive him, he has never seen toilet paper.

This Xiao Wang Wang cold face, pinched his arm in his hand before he cried out, he has a characteristic is that the more afraid and nervous, the calmer the performance, commonly known as stunned.

This is now the case.

Wang Xiaoma looked at this ‘bloody’ in front of him like a skinned lizard-like ‘little cute’ and fell into contemplation.

Even the desire to squat was scared back.

There was a little silence, he whispered to the skinned lizard man who had climbed to the wall above his head, with his upper teeth hitting his teeth: “Mu Yi?”

The lizardman above the head instantly split a smile from the root of the left ear to the root of the right ear, and also gave a barbell-like ‘click-click’ smile, and the flesh tail behind the **** flicked happily…

Is this Nima cute? !

This Nima is so cute!

The little things in your family are really chic! ! !

And this is not the most frightening. The most frightening thing is that when he was shaking and conscientiously working on the ‘dung’, he only heard a loud noise on his head, and then the whole tomb began to tremble!

Mu Yixiao, who is lying on the top of the roof, also made a horrible cry like a “giggle” similar to the female ghost in the grudge, while quickly circling around the roof violently, as if to watch out for something, but also use very See Wang Xiaoma with a spiritual look.

Roughly means: Hey brother, why can’t you get up, haven’t you seen any danger!

Wang Xiaozao, squatting naked, “…”

Brother, it’s not that I don’t want to think about it, but I don’t have paper.

Wang Xiaoma grabbed his pants belt and was killed in the earthquake, hesitated for a long time without rubbing his **** and then being stinked to death.

Just when he gave up the ethics and prepared to stand strong in his pants.

Brackets: After all, if he died in that pit, I don’t know if the big brother can still get him out.

But just then! The violent noise above the head suddenly increased! A stone slab suddenly opened a half-meter away from Wang Xiaoma’s head, revealing the dark hole inside, and then a scream of a stranger who broke his heart.

A big brother rolled down the hole like a slap and screamed on the ground less than twenty centimeters away from Wang Xiaoma!

“Ouch… there are traps everywhere beside this palace…” The big brother was still very tough, and he had to support himself without squinting. He ended up with a dumpling who just wanted to mention his pants. Eye contact.

You look at me, I look at you.

You look at me, i look at you

Look at…

Wang Xiaoma tugged at his pants with embarrassment: “Well… Brother, do you have paper?”

The elder brother who looks pretty: “…”

The two stared at each other in silence for a long time, and the other suddenly made a deafening scream!

“My mother-in-law-red rice dumplings-how can you even talk-brother! Save me!!!”

“…”

Wang Xiaoma, who was almost deaf: I used a toilet in my tomb, and a big brother fell from the sky, and also yelled, so scared that I didn’t dare to pull it. You said who would we mess with? ? ? ?

[The author has something to say: 嘤嘤嘤, continue to code the saints

It’s late to go home today, alas.

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This chapter has been contracted by these big brothers, thanks to these big guys for their rewards!

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