Middle-aged Love Patch - Chapter 134
Everyone has different ways to pass the level. Canglu inspired Yan Rong’s infinite energy, while Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan almost bought the weapons in the weapon shops along the way with each other’s love.
After a few shots, the rest of the players know that these two partners are definitely a couple, and they must be in a state of passion. One kiss can produce a heartbeat index of several tenths. It can’t be offended, but it is better to stay away. .
Entering the ancient mythology map, lightning flashes and thunder around, just as Xu Youyu saw it with his own eyes, several players were involved in the huge vortex of which Shang Shendu Tribulation, not even a scum, disappeared. .
There are still 20 meters away from the bottom, Xu Youyi and Shi Yue also suffered a lot of injuries and their lives are at stake.
“Only the last four are left, that is, the quotas of the two teams, do you think we can catch up?” The sky flashed thunder and Shi Yue had been wet by the rain long ago, and Xu Youyuan was the same as her. It’s just that the two of them are not at all embarrassed, as long as they are by each other’s side, they will still be full of wind and rain.
“If we can catch up, we have to catch up.” Xu Youyuan looked down. There were a lot of players in front of them, and as they got closer to the bottom, the angle of the slide became more inclined, and the faster they were in front of them. The greater the advantage.
In some slides, there are also two players hugging together, so they should be partners.
If these partners are the first to arrive, Xu Youyuan and the others will not have the quota for the remaining two teams.
There are still 15 meters, and the green clearance sign can already be seen.
Xu Youyuan stared at the sign for a while, then turned around and was about to speak to Shi Yue, Shi Yue already understood what she was going to say:
“Do you want to jump all the way?”
“If we don’t do this, we have no chance of winning. It’s better to fight.”
“With our current blood volume, falling from a height of more than ten meters is very likely to fall to death.”
“Falling to death or being eliminated, the result is also a failure.” Xu Youyuan said, “It’s better to fight.”
“Okay, I’ll follow you what you want.”
“Decided so quickly?”
“Is it decided long ago?”
“Huh? When?”
“The year I fell in love with you.”
I have to say that although Shi Yue’s sweet mouth is occasionally suspected of adding saccharin, it is more effective than a can of ice-cola in the scorching sun.
The two stopped their downward movement and planned to jump straight down from the passage.
Looking down, the height is still a bit scary, Xu Youyuan said:
“Don’t be afraid, I have a parachute.”
“Huh?” Shi Yue’s spirit was lifted. “If there is a parachute before you say it, you still sell it? Old Xu, you have gone bad.”
While talking, Xu Youyuan took out two umbrellas, umbrellas.
Shi Yue: “…”
Xu Youyuan: “It’s also an umbrella.”
Shi Yue: “…Alright.”
Before jumping, Xu Youyuan threw down all the cushions and pillows in the takeaway kit, hoping to reduce the impact when she fell.
Shi Yue strongly recommends that you hug Xu Youyuan together. Even if you die, you can die into a lump. There is me in you and you in me.
Xu Youyuan: “Can you think of something good? Don’t die.”
When talking about jumping, Xu Youyi and Shi Yue landed vertically in the storm.
Players on other slides saw such desperate people, and immediately turned on their firepower, and wanted to blast them down.
Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue hadn’t used up the weapons they bought from the weapon shop, and they immediately countered. They even awakened even after they opened them. They swung around on Xu Youyuan’s head at high speed, spraying shitball bullets.
In terms of firepower, they are completely in a crushing advantage, even if the bullets are finished, they are not worthless. After all, Shiyue’s Tyrannosaurus and Shadow Killer have not been used.
Passing through the bullets and rain, the two umbrellas are still intact, and the quality is quite good.
But in the last 5 meters, the ancient mythological map suddenly changed.
The end close at hand disappeared and turned into chaos. The sky where Hong Lei’s continuous purple dragon shuttled was replaced by the endless evil cloud, the gods disappeared, and a deep black hole appeared in the evil cloud.
All the players present are dumbfounded, what the **** is this?
The deep hole in the sky is getting bigger and bigger, not bottoming out, seeming to lead to another world.
White and black electric lights interlaced at the entrance of the cave, and rumbling sounds and low roars came from the cave, as if some terrifying monster was about to crawl out of the huge cave.
[System Tip: To trigger the “Scourge” dungeon, please join the players of 12 Deep Sea Falls to challenge the dungeon. 】
Everyone was still waiting for the system prompt to continue showing what rare items would be dropped after the challenge was successful, but they didn’t expect to see a full stop.
“Nothing? This is it?”
“No reward for light trigger?”
“What a ghost setting!”
“Shi Yue came out to be beaten!”
The players who were still in the 12th scene were filled with outrage and scolded the boss of the secret compartment.
Shiyue, the boss of the dark box floating in the air, had collected all the insults from the players in his ears.
Xu Youyuan comforted Shiyue, saying that when she used to play games when she encountered particularly brain-dead settings and irritating levels, she would also go online to join the army of crusade against the boss of a certain game company, although she did not directly abuse her. But there is no less spit. After the reshaping universe went online, there was a feeling of negative force feedback. You always have to pay back when you come out, and you need a diamond heart to play games.
Shi Yue said: “You don’t need to comfort me, I don’t care about this little gossip. And now the priority is not to comfort myself, but…” She looked up at the deep black hole, and followed the low roar in the black hole. As it became clearer, the expression on his face became more and more ugly.
“It’s just to think about how we are going to pass this level. Why did we encounter the Scourge dungeon in such an inch… In order to increase the fun and difficulty of the competition, a total of 3 dungeons with a difficulty of 8 points or more will appear randomly. This is the dungeon of the Scourge. The most difficult of all the copies of the stage.”
Xu Youyuan: “The difficulty of the first stage of each adventure theme is only about 5 points, this dungeon actually reached 8 points?”
“That is the average score. The difficulty of the Scourge dungeon is 8.9 points.”
“Compared with 5-point difficulty, how difficult is it?”
“Let’s compare the score of the NAC gene system, your score is 89 points, and the score of low-smart humans is 50 points, which is exactly the difference between the difficulty of the dungeon of Scourge and the difficulty of the first stage of the preliminaries.”
Shi Yue and Xu Youyi hadn’t reached the bottom for a long time, and there was still a mass of chaos under their feet, but what Shi Yue said made Xu Youyi’s heart chill.
After all, the bullets in their hands are almost used up.
“The monster that this Scourge dungeon is going to fight is…”
“The ancient evil gods are more evil than immortals. Don’t ask me how to fight. All the monsters have written intelligent programs. I don’t know what their weaknesses are. Or they have no weaknesses at all.”
While Shi Yue was talking, the wind was violent, and a red head came out, with eyes on the top of the head, nostrils on the left and right of the cheek, and the fangs in the huge mouth of the blood basin were extremely ugly. And the blood bar on the top of its head is black, which means it has two tubes of blood, and the black blood bar will turn red after hitting it.
“Ye…Yasha!” Someone recognized this evil god!
Yasha has not yet drilled out of the deep hole, and the mana has locked all players.
The system prompts that all legal items are invalid, and all summons are forbidden!
Shi Yue’s anger starts from his heart, which means that neither Tyrannosaurus Rex nor Shadow Killer can be used!
In shock, an iron fork leaned toward the slide like lightning. The crowd was horrified and fled in all directions. The iron fork hit the slide, and the extremely sturdy slide was like tofu that would be rotten in one blow!
A large number of players screamed and fell into the chaos. Upon seeing this, Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue hurriedly adjusted their falling trend and landed on a safe slide.
Not standing still, a chill suddenly appeared behind him, as if he was instinctively cold when he was stared at by a terrifying beast.
They slowly turned their heads and met Yasha’s eyes.
The huge turquoise eyes on the top of Yasha’s head were behind them, staring at them without turning.
Xu Youyuan’s umbrella was just a jab. Yasha probably didn’t expect someone to be so brave who would dare to attack after being stared at, and immediately retracted to avoid Xu Youyuan’s attack.
Xu Youyuan carefully observed Yasha: “The whole body is very hard and there are probably no flaws, but my umbrella’s attack has made it avoid it. It seems that the eyes above the head are the most vulnerable.”
Yasha rolled up a hurricane, the long slide channel was blown to the left and right, and a large number of players were blown down. Xu Youyuan bought ropes from the takeaway toolbox and tied her and Shiyue to the pipe as quickly as possible. When the wind stopped, the remaining players had dropped from more than 2,800 to 387.
The strong wind blew, Xu Youyi and Shi Yue’s eyes were blown so that they could not see for a while, but the roar of Yasha had already approached the top of their heads.
There was a cool feeling in my heart, Yasha’s combat power was totally unresisable, it was a real crush, not to mention that their eyes were blurred now, and their weapons did not know where they had fallen.
Xu Youyuan was unwilling.
No matter what, I have to face-to-face with Yasha and die.
Tie Cha’s cold air fell from the sky and struck down the heads of Xu Youyi and Shi Yue. Xu Youyuan’s cold hair was standing upright, and she was ready to be killed.
But until their eyesight was restored again, she and Shi Yue still stood on the pipe with good ends.
The two looked at each other, then looked up.
A thin red tasseled gun blocked the huge iron fork.
Yasha: “?”
Looking along the body of the red tasseled spear, it was a woman wearing armor and riding on horseback.
“Abyss Appearance!” a player exclaimed excitedly, “Damn! Abyssal Appearance Female War Buddha!”
This is the appearance of the heroine in the movie “Female War Buddha 1” (2025). This is a cross-age film, marking the birth of local female superheroes. The female war buddha was a famous sect in the late Tang Dynasty and was invincible in the battle to defend the family and the country, but was calculated by the evil ways and fell into the six evil magic weapons. It is impossible for the person who fell into this magical weapon to return to the human world, but her mount possesses peerless spirituality, which actually took her out of reincarnation, and escaped to the future world in 2035 in a blink of an eye. The future world is being threatened by countless superpowers created by careerists. The female warrior Buddha has blood in her heart, and she once again exchanges her blood for the peace of her homeland in another world.
In the movie, the female war buddha’s force is unbelievable, and a red tasseled gun has been opened up by modern technology. In the follow-up series of this movie, the female war buddha becomes more and more powerful, bursting the galaxy is not a dream.
The appearance of this abyss has a very low drop rate in the dark room, and the auction on the Caps website also reached 6 figures before the competition stage.
The most rare thing is that after wearing this set of appearance, the appearance of the combat power is automatically integrated with the player, not algorithmic, it is a physical attack!
The female war Buddha still sounds hopeful for Yasha.
Shi Yue looked at the female war buddha sitting on the white horse, “Huh”.
“It’s you.”
The player wearing the appearance of a female war Buddha is exactly the “Earth Strongest Alpha”.
Alpha held the red tasseled gun in his hand and didn’t turn his head. With a loud shout, he used the power of one person to push the Yasha away.
Yasha turned around in the air, lowered his head, his eyes turned blood red, and stared at her.
“Why are you still here?” Shi Yue remembered that Alpha ranked second in output in the qualifiers, which was quite eye-catching. He thought she would have reached the next level a long time ago, but she did not expect to meet here.
Alpha said badly: “Don’t mention it, it’s not that stupid wasting time!”
Come on, you don’t need to ask to know, the idiot must be referring to Ato undoubtedly.
“Also, isn’t this one of yours here?” Alpha held the two ends of the red tasseled gun with both hands and broke it with force. The long spear turned into two long tubes. After shaking to the side, a sharp blade emerged from the tube. It became two knives.
Throwing one of them to Xu Youyu, Alpha said: “Others can’t, you must do. Let this ugly thing see how powerful it is to output second and third side by side.”
Xu Youyuan took the knife and scratched the pipe wall behind him. The pipe wall was immediately cut with a cut. The cold light flashed, and even turned on and couldn’t help shaking.
The abyss props are really powerful.
Xu Youyuan’s blood boiled over, Alpha took the lead in attacking, Xu Youyuan cut the rope connected with Shi Yue, and ran towards Yasha with her.
The two fought fiercely with Yasha, Shiyue called on all players to unite to play this, Yasha is not dead, no one wants to leave the instance alive!
The players who were shocked by Alpha and Xu Youyuan’s fierce battle against Yasha, no matter what weapon they have in their hands, and no matter how much blood is left, they all attack.
“Concentrate the firepower and hit Yaksha’s eyes!” Xu Youyuan relied on God to move from Yasha’s arm to her shoulder smoothly, cutting all the way, Yasha’s blood volume began to drop, and her movements became sluggish.
“I’ll attract its attention!” Alpha drove on horseback, carrying a set of bows and arrows behind her besides the knife. Putting the knife in the quiver, Alpha kept pulling the bow and shooting arrows, successfully angering Yasha.
Atto descended from the sky, landed behind her horse, and hugged her waist tightly.
“What are you doing back!” Alpha wanted to knock her off with his elbow.
Atou grinned and kissed her neck: “Don’t get angry in a pinch, I’ll apologize to you when I look back!”
When Alpha’s attention was drawn by Ato, Yasha chased them up, trying to swallow them in one bite. Alpha rode his horse wildly, barely avoiding it.
Because of the biting action of Yasha, its eyes are exposed in a position that is very suitable for attack.
“Come on!” Xu Youyuan gave an order and pierced his eyes. All other players are also attacking the same place at the same time.
A strong light exploded in Yasha’s eyes, and the entire sky was filled with dazzling light. Xu Youyuan fell from the sky and Shi Yue immediately went up and hugged her.
Fortunately, the height is not too high, and there is still a little blood skin remaining when the two fell together.
“Why are you so good?” Shi Yue looked at Xu Youyuan in his arms and couldn’t help but want to kiss her.
Xu Youyuan said: “You are really the best one in the world.”
Shi Yue’s eyes lit up: “I will change my nickname to this after the season is back!”
At this time, the live broadcast screen switched to the dungeon of Scourge, and the two commentators were spitting and analyzing the current situation.
“I’m afraid it will be completely wiped out this time.”
The strong light slowly weakened, Alpha strangled his horse and turned around to see that the Yaksha was still there, and even the black blood bar was only halfway through.
Xu Youyuan Shiyue and all the players also discovered this horrible situation. Isn’t the eyes the weakness of Yasha?
Yasha roared, the hurricane rose again, and another group of players blew away on the spot.
Facing the extremely powerful Yasha, the weak players can only shiver.
“How is it possible.” Xu Youyuan said, “The design with such obvious eyes is not a weakness?”
Yasha seemed to hear Xu Youyu’s voice, and as his eyes rolled, the iron fork slammed in their direction.
The entire row of pipes was destroyed, and Xu Youyuan was about to fall into the chaos as soon as she swayed, and Shi Yue grabbed her.
Alpha kicked Ato down, ran wildly on horseback, and singled out Yasha.
The female war buddha is indeed brave, and Alpha itself is first-rate, but Yasha’s blood volume has only dropped a little. Alpha’s stamina reached its limit and could only retreat.
The earth shook, and everyone in the copy was discouraged.
Yasha has no weaknesses at all!
Shi Yue pulled Xu Youyu up, trying to pull her up, but when she reached the bottom line, she was physically weak and failed after several attempts.
“Forget it, let it go.” Xu Youyuan couldn’t bear to see her so tired.
“How is it possible, how can I let go of your hand? It’s impossible at any time.” Shiyue’s physical strength dropped again, “I…finally managed to get you…to die, I will die together.”
Xu Youyuan saw Yasha standing behind Shiyue, and the commentator also sighed. It was really unlucky for this group of players to meet Yasha, and the top 2 and 3 players in the qualifiers are all here, facing the danger of failure. Will Axue, who output first place, be the biggest winner?
The Shiye Afu in front of the TV and the parents of the Shi family’s Xu family held their breath nervously, not daring to breathe, for fear that Xu Youyuan would blow down Xu Youyuan if he was panting.
Just when everyone was desperate, Yasha suddenly had 1 HP, and tremblingly took a step back.
Everyone: “?”
“That’s right…” Xu Youyuan understood in an instant, “Nuppy words can also lead to blood loss! Just like Yan Rong disgusted us before!”
Yan Rong Kuang, who had reached the second scene, sneezed.
Shi Yue immediately grasped the spirit and shouted love words: “I love you! I love you, my wife! I love you to death!”
Yasha’s blood volume is 1.
When she was in a hurry, Shi Yue was a little bit numb. She complained about numbness. She had to talk about numbness and she had to be more inspired when fighting with Xu Youyuan. She said that the numbness wasn’t enough.
But Yasha was still disgusted and lost 1 point of health.
Alpha was dumbfounded: “It’s all right.”
Ato yelled when he saw it and attracted Yasha’s attention. As soon as Yasha turned around, Ato directly pressed Alpha to the ground and kissed, kissing and touching.
Yasha’s blood volume is 10, and his eyes are really spicy. The bigger the eyes, the worse.
All the players present do not care whether they are partners around or not, they kiss when they hold them, and kiss when they fish.
If you can’t keep kissing, just throw love words to each other:
“I love you! You are the only love! It’s the sun!”
“A gentle wind, a gentle rain, and gentle steps approaching you; speak softly, gently descend, and convey my words softly; ask softly, speak softly, gently I want Tell you: I really love you so much!”
“The moon is like water and the sky is full of stars. I am passionate for you. Your smile is very pure; your tears are crystal clear. I love you and never stop. With you, the world will always be clear, and the road of life must be walking!”
“If you are a fish, I am the water and will always hug you; if you are a cloud, I will be the sky and will always hold you up; if you are love, I am love, and will always form the most beautiful vocabulary with you!”
Don’t talk about Yasha, even the lover himself is about to throw up.
“You are my rose, you are my flower! You are my love, the rose that I will always love forever!”
One of the sisters started shouting at the lyrics, a group of people found inspiration, a large section of the lyrics surged, and Yasha was disgusted and his blood was mad.
Shi Ye’s stomach churned for a while, covering his mouth, standing up and saying, “No, it’s really disgusting.”
The two talkative commentators were also quiet at this time, and the scene was once very embarrassing.
Just when the players started picking up clothes from each other, the live broadcast signal was finally interrupted…