Modern Emperor - Chapter 3 This Is So Hard
While thinking of the ‘salary’ word, the woman came.
“Darling~ Put this clothes, you’re already late.”
“Quiet, woman. I’m trying to understand the current situation.”
The woman looked at him, she was quite angry at this point.
“Darling, if you keep calling me ‘woman’, I will have to do that.” the ‘woman’ said that with knife-like eyes.
“Do what, wo-man.”
She closed her eyes, took a deep breath and…
“Waah, stop it, stop, woman!”
“How dare you!”
She got him by his back and… a suplex!
DARADADA~
“How dare you do it to me! I am the Universal Emperor! You will pay me!”
“Emperor your a**, you’re just-”
Before she finished, he ran. He saw the door, and opened it, but, what he saw surprised him. He thought nothing would surprise him, but, the things he saw, he never saw something like this.
Buildings piercing the clouds, metal monsters making a lot of strange noises, people INSIDE these monsters. But, the thing that surprised him the most was…
“Kyaaa~A pervert!”
“Call the cops!”
People were screaming at him. Does these people know me? They know that I am the Emperor? NO!
They are looking at me and saying ‘pervert’!
He looked below him and… saw.
“UOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
He ran back to the place he ran away previously.
“Darling~”
When he heard that, panic started to develop inside him.
‘What can I do? I need some clothes, but that woman is so terrifying! My body is of a normal human now, I can’t stand more of that suplex thing!’
He had to do that. Even though she was a woman, he had to knock her down. He decided to use his power against her.
“Woman! I’m here to reinvidicate my clothes!”
“Grew some guts there, huh? Usually, you don’t even have the courage to speak up your thoughts.”
“Take it!”
He extended his hand and said some strange words.
“Heh, sleep for some time, brat. This is my Sleep Incantation! I used this one time when that damned Nine Seas Emperor was trying to kidnap one of my friends. It can make a man in the Overlord level sleep like a baby!”
One second.
Two seconds.
…
…
Thirty seconds passed.
“Hey, Darling~ Have you been watching some anime? You’re acting strange. I’m not angry anymore, just preoccupied.”
He saw the sincerity in her eyes. He dropped his hands and in no time-
“What are you doing!”
DARADADA~
This is the first time the Emperor received a suplex. He didn’t know which martial art this was taken from, but one thing he knew, it hit very hard.
…
When he woke up, the sky was dark.
“Darling, I’m so so sorry about what I made to you, will you pardon me?”
The woman asked with puppie-like eyes.
“I pardon you, but what is your name, and my name is?”
She widened her eyes, and almost cried.
“You lost your memories? Oh My Darling!”
While she was in desperation mode, he thought quickly.
‘OH, I’m a genius! That’s why I’m the Emperor!’
“Yes, I lost my memories, now, can I know your name, and in what kind of relationship we are?”
“Uuu, okay… My name is Sophia, but everyone calls me Jackie.”
“Wait, why Jackie? And what a strange name, both of them…”
“Yours is truly strange, Arthur Pendragon.”
“Mine is even stranger…”
“No, sorry, it was a joke. Your name is Xander Ainsley, and we are married and have four kids.”
“Wh-”
“It was another joke.”
Jackie was laughing so hard that she started to cry.
“I should have filmed your face! Now, let’s be serious, we are a couple, it’s true, and we intend to have four kids.”
“Is this another joke?” now he doubted everything she said.
“No, no, no. At least, I intend to.”
Xander, huh? Not a bad name, even though I don’t know what it means.
“And where are we?”
“In our apartment, in Japan. Enough of this, here, this is the rule list, it was made by you, and both of us has to follow these rules.”
1. Everytime that Jackie needs something, Xander has to deliver it.
2. Xander cannot look at other women in the street.
2.1. If Xander break rule 2, three suplexes.
3. If Xander goes out to have fun, he must take Jackie with him.
3.1 Breaking this rule, rule 2.1 is applied.
….
….
“Hey, Jackie, why does all of these rules are favoring you?”
Jackie just kept smiling.
“Hey darling, want to eat something? I will cook for you.”
“Hmm, okay. I will eat your food, wo- Jackie.”
When he just finished saying, she disappeared.
“What are you doing behind me? I called you Jackie!”
“Oh, nothing, Darling~ Just hugging you~”
The malicious look was obvious.
“Wait a second, how did you know that I was going to do a suplex with you? Have you recovered your memories?!”
Oh shet.
“Ahh I’m sooooo hungry, I gues I will die if I don’t eat your food!”
“Ohh Darling~”
