Monster Inn Rectification Report - Chapter 3
“You don’t even know me?” The man’s expression changed instantly, as if this was an incredible thing.
Should I know you? Xie Fei looked confused.
The man exuded an unpleasant aura, he walked out with a cold snort, the door was half opened but stopped suddenly, turning his head and reluctantly said: “My name is Yuli.”
“Boom—”
The door was closed heavily.
Xie Fei stared at the direction of Yu Li’s disappearance and couldn’t help wondering: Is Dashuai Bi a student of Sichuan Opera? Changing faces is faster than turning a book.
He hadn’t completely turned his mind, and heard a knock on the door. This time Manager Xiang and Ah Fu came.
Seeing them, Xie Fei breathed a sigh of relief, knowing anyhow…No, why are these two people weird? Each one hunched over and hung their heads without talking, even their movements were stiff, as if they were nervous, but also as scared?
If it weren’t for the same face, Xie Fei would suspect that they were fakes.
He looked at the two of them vigilantly, and he knew that Manager Xiang and Ah Fu actually knelt down at the same time and pressed their foreheads to the ground: “Little Afun, maidservant Xiang Concubine, see the master!”
“Cough, cough, cough–” Xie Fei almost didn’t choke anything, beat his chest to hide away, “What is this?”
Ah Fu and Concubine Xiang stood up half-straight, the latter swallowed, and said tremblingly: “The slaves, servants, and Ah Fu have eyes but no knowledge of Mount Tai. They were disrespectful to you before. Please also ask the master to punish you.”
Xie Fei was completely stunned. Didn’t Da Qing die prematurely?
“What do you mean?”
Seeing Xie Fei’s face at a loss, Concubine Xiang bit her lip, “Now that we have to tell her the truth.”
Xie Fei’s eyelids twitched. Could this inn really be the nest of vampires?
However, the truth is more absurd than he thought.
“Five thousand years ago, this place was still a cave…”
“How many years?”
“Five or five thousand years.”
“…” Xie Fei hadn’t studied the history of this world after wearing the book, but his physical sense should be similar to his original world, is it wrong? But he did not dare to be exposed and chose to be quiet as a chicken.
Concubine Xiang waited for a while, seeing that Xie Fei didn’t mean to speak any more, she continued: “At that time, the former master found a spirit seed, and used the spirit seed as an eye to set up a spiritual formation, and made an ordinary cave mansion into a blessed land. The mansion was full of aura, and the guests came like clouds. It was not until the calamity happened three thousand years later that the aura gradually dried up and the Dong Mansion was sealed.” She coveted Xie Fei’s face and said cautiously: “A hundred years ago, the Dong Mansion reappeared in the world. , But the world changed drastically at that time. In order to adapt to the environment, we transformed Dongfu into an inn.”
Although Xie Fei understood every word, he still had the feeling of listening to the heavenly scriptures, and asked in a daze, “Who is the former owner?”
Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu both changed their colors and said in unison: “Don’t mention the master’s name!”
“…” Voldemort? Youknowwho find out.
Xie Fei resisted the desire to complain, and asked, “Since the cave mansion has a master, why do you call me the master again?”
Concubine Xiang leaned slightly and said in an eager tone: “The former owner has fallen, and the inn now recognizes you as the master!”
Xie Feimuran: “Are you teasing me?”
“No, no, the servant girl would never dare…” Concubine Xiang shook her head hurriedly, and the ending sound actually made a little artificial cry. Ah Fu on the side turned pale, and said tremblingly: “Or if you feel it, Master, you will definitely feel the connection with the inn.”
Seeing that they didn’t seem to be joking, Xie Fei was silent, “Why not try?”
Following the method of the two of them, he kept calm, trying not to think of anything, and gradually entered a mysterious and mysterious state-just like those written in cultivation novels, it seemed that there was an extra layer of cause and effect added.
He noticed the atmosphere of the inn everywhere, and even thought the inn was alive. It seems that the flowers, trees, fish, insects and birds in this small world, including Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu, are all dominated by him. As long as he wants, he can easily kill any soul.
No wonder they would be afraid of him.
After spending a lifetime of distractions, Xie Fei immediately broke away from the mysterious feeling, and opened his eyes to see the two fearful and expectant faces of Princess Xiang and Afu.
“Is it because I saw the dragon in the morning?” Xie Fei inevitably put a little more trust in the two of them. After getting a positive answer, he was even more confused, “Why did you choose me?”
Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu looked at each other and couldn’t answer either.
Xie Fei did not ask any more, but after thinking about it, he said, “So… you are not humans?”
The two trembled at the same time, and Concubine Xiang said with a guilty conscience: “The slave servant and Afu are both demons. They were subdued by the former master because of a mistake. They have served in the mansion for thousands of years.” You are in charge of the cave, and from now on, your servant will be your little demon, ready for you to drive…”
Concubine Xiang was humbled like a woman with little feet who was “at home from the father and married with her husband” in the prevalence of Confucianism, erasing the flamboyant and frivolous shadow, Ah Fu also faded away from her slackness, and she shrank her neck to show loyalty: “Small and small. “
“You guys get up first, it’s 9102, we don’t engage in feudal fandom…” Xie Fei silently swallowed the word “letter”, typing haha: “Anyway, don’t kneel down, and don’t call yourself a servant girl. This is too strange. I’m not used to it.”
The two dared not listen, they helped each other to stand up, before standing still, Xie Fei asked, “Then yesterday’s bat was…”
Ah Fu’s legs softened, and he fell down again with a “puff”, confessing in fear: “Small and small are bat monsters. According to the current classification, the scientific name should be Malay big flying fox.”
“…”
Xie Fei was so painful on his knees that he didn’t want to go into the details of what the Southeast Asian bats were doing in China. He doesn’t need to act as a gentle and well-behaved employee anymore. He simply hurried people out: “Are you still doing anything?”
Concubine Xiang shook her head and said kindly, “This room is in the backyard. It is specially prepared for you by the slave, me, and us. You can live with peace of mind. If you feel hungry, there is a cooked soup in the kitchen…”
“I’m not hungry.” Xie Fei had no appetite, and he was very tired. He planned to rest, but he remembered one more thing: “By the way, who is Yu Li?”
“Yu Li… is the guest of the former master.”
“That’s also a demon?”
Concubine Xiang put her hands on her lower abdomen, and Gong Jinzhong seemed to be taunting a little: “He is the policeman in the demon.”
What do you mean?
Seeing Xie Fei’s confusion, Ah Fu, who was still worried, got hot in his head, and rushed to “redempt his merits”: “Master, be careful of him!”
“Oh?”
“Really!” Ah Fu said anxiously, “You humans have school fighters and street fighters, he…he is a monster!”
Xie Fei: “…”
After Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu left the room, they felt exhausted from the rest of their lives. Before they could comfort each other, they saw Yuli leaning on the handrail in the corridor.
“Is it all clear?”
The eyes of Ah Fu who had just hit the small report flickered, and Concubine Xiang’s back was sharp, “Of course.”
Her red lips were slightly lifted, and she became amorous again, “I didn’t expect the boss to come back so early, didn’t she want to enter the group to close the shooting for three months?”
Yu Li sneered, with lingering hostility under his eyes, “How do I know if I don’t come back to know you are looking for death again?”
Concubine Xiang choked: “I just want to fall in love.”
“To squeeze the yang essence of people, make people never hold a love?”
“I don’t have any, I dare not, don’t talk nonsense!” Concubine Xiang argued a few words, her shoulders collapsed, “Boss, please don’t tell the master…”
Yu Li glanced at her with no emotion, turned and went downstairs.
Concubine Xiang hurriedly chased for two steps, then pressed her throat and asked, “Boss, will he be the reincarnation of the master?”
Everyone present knows that the “he” refers to Xie Fei, and the “master” naturally refers to the original owner of the cave.
“How is it possible? The master’s law body dissipates and does not enter the cycle of reincarnation, where will the reincarnation come from?” Ah Fu rolled his eyes and said deeply, “Perhaps it is the blood of the descendants left by the master?”
“Are you an idiot? The master has been in a place for thousands of years, where did the offspring come from?” Concubine Xiang immediately went back and asked Yu Li, “Boss, what do you think?”
But only a cold glance from Yu Li.
Concubine Xiang thought she could not get the answer, but Yu Li stopped after walking a few steps, but didn’t turn her head back: “I’ve heard that, there is no evil spirit in him.”
For a long time, he heard the sighs that sounded at the same time behind him, which contained endless loss, just like his mood.
And at this time, Xie Fei, who was being discussed by them, was lying on the bed, thinking about the incredible experience today-he actually became the owner of this inn? There are still two monster attendants?
I felt that from an inexplicable book on the app, to his journey into this world, to staying in this inn, he seemed to be led by some kind of force.
It’s like a chess piece pinched by the tip of a country’s fingers, and it will eventually fall in a predetermined position.
But for the benefit, at least he can stay at the inn without worrying about finding a job.
Xie Fei laughed mockingly, closed his eyes, and was gradually dragged into a dream from exhaustion.
It was already the next morning after waking up, Xie Fei was full of blood and resurrected, still in the mood to wander in the room, and was pleasantly surprised to find an independent bathroom.
He took a shower comfortably, and when he went out, he saw that there was a room next door, and he didn’t know whether he was living.
Xie Fei looked around and found that he was on the second floor. He looked down through the handrail and saw Yu Li in a fluorescent green T-shirt sitting at the dining table and playing with his mobile phone.
Huh, the handsome man is so refreshing than the taste?
Yu Li downstairs seemed to sense his gaze and raised his head and said, “Come down to eat.”
Although his tone was not very good, Xie Fei was quite comfortable. After all, he hadn’t eaten anything since yesterday morning.
He held the handrail with both hands, leaned out half of his body, and thanked him in a very good mood: “Thanks, I’ll get down right away.”
When I got closer, Xie Fei saw a few KFC bags on the table and asked curiously, “Is there a KFC in the village?”
Yu Li twisted his eyebrows: “Of course I drove to town to buy it.”
Xie Fei glanced at him unexpectedly, and then smiled gratefully.
The breakfast tastes just like that, but Xie Fei is still quite content, but he always feels that Yu Li is watching him during the meal, but every time he looks up, the other party is very serious about his mobile phone.
After repeated several times, Xie Fei couldn’t help but want to ask, “Yu——”
“What do you always watch me do?” Yu Li asked first.
Xie Fei choked, “I didn’t look at you.”
“Ah.”
Inexplicably, Xie Fei felt a trace of unreasonable pride in it.
“You can eat yourself.” Yu Li stood up, raised his chin slightly and said, “I still have a job.”
He took the car key on the table and left neatly.
Xie Fei, who was left behind, enjoyed breakfast alone. After eating, he cleared the table and was ready to inspect his territory. He adapts well to his new identity, so he can be regarded as returning to his old career anyway.
Walking all the way to the lobby of the inn, Xie Fei greeted Ah Fu who was yawning and scratching his butt. His half-opened mouth was frozen for a second, and then he stood at attention and bowed at 90°, “Master, good morning!”
Xie Fei felt a faint pain in her brain again, and tentatively discussed: “Should we change our personal name?”
Ah Fushun asked humbly: “What do you want to change?”
Xie Fei wanted to say the previous “Xiao Xie” was fine, but when Afu’s ardent eyes were met, he changed his words: “Boss?”
“Okay, boss!”
Xie Fei chuckled, “Didn’t Brother Ah Fu said that he would take me to the inn? Why not do it now?”
Ah Fu was about to be scared to pee with a “brother”, but he felt that the new owner didn’t like the humbling and kneeling style, so he pointed to the reception desk with horror: “Then, the boss waits for me, I will throw a Rubbish.”
There is a box of instant noodles and a blood bag on the stage.
Ok? Blood bag?
Xie Fei took a closer look and could still see the red liquid remaining in the bag. When he thought about Ah Fu’s original shape, it was a bit bad. He reluctantly pulled the corners of his mouth, half-truthly tentatively: “Will there be human blood in that bag?”
“No, no, we have transformed into human form for thousands of years, and we have long since stopped eating people.”
“…”
Seeing that Xie Fei’s face was wrong, Ah Fu realized that there was ambiguity in what he said, and hurriedly patched up: “No, no, I have never eaten people. Really, I am a good demon and a friend of mankind. If I hurt mankind, I will be The boss was killed!”
“Yu Li?” Xie Fei thought of the “Monster” last night and couldn’t help wondering: “What is his true form? Is it also a bat?”
Ah Fu suddenly burst into an indescribable laugh. Just as he was about to speak, Yu Guang saw a handful of white feathers by the door, and hurriedly winked at Xie Fei, “I dare not say, I will be beaten to death by the boss.”
Xie Fei followed Ah Fu’s prompt and saw a snowy owl penetrating his head.
He thought he was wrong at first, how could there be a snow owl here, and then he thought of the white bird he had seen the night before, and suddenly realized: “So it’s you!”
The Snowy Owl paused, slowly protruding a paw, and staring at Xie Fei cautiously. Seeing Xie Fei beckoning at it with a smile, the snowy owl immediately flew to the other side with flapping wings and looked up at him.
Xie Fei knelt down, touched the head of the snowy owl, and asked Afu, “Is it yours?”
“It was raised by the boss.” Ah Fu muttered angrily: “It’s a spy, and the boss specially sent to monitor us.”
“…” Xie Fei couldn’t help but chuckle when thinking of Xue Owl’s behavior in listening to the corner just now, “Is it so powerful?”
The snowy owl immediately raised its chest and “gurgled”.
Xie Fei was taken aback, “Can you still understand me?”
Seeing Xue Owl nodding his head, he felt even more incredible: “Then what is your name? Xiao Bai?”
The next moment, he actually saw the disgust from an eagle’s face, and saw the snowy owl flying to the reception desk and using his paws to type two words on Ah Fu’s ipad-Yinsu.
“Your name is Yinsu?” Xie Fei was a little uncertain.
The Snowy Owl held its chest and abdomen, nodding its head reserved.
“It sounds good.” Xie Fei asked in surprise: “Can you still type?”
The snowy owl cakes face up to the sky, and you can’t stand it.
“That’s great!” Xie Fei clenched his fist and punched his palm. “I’m planning to have a morning meeting later to discuss the rectification of the inn. Let’s make a meeting minutes.”
Snowy Owl: “… Gu?”
The author has something to say:
Yu: I love green, green and healthy.
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The big Malay flying fox I posted photos on Weibo, which was a bit scary.