Morning of Swordsman Tower - Chapter 215

“…puff!”

Muirses was so startled that the structure was unstable, he shot a water arrow from the mouth of the water body, and the Rhine steel plate on his chest was also deflated a little bit with the naked eye, and the water arrow was turned around by Jogo exaggeratedly. He just avoided the face, but at the same time, he reached out and picked up a clue 7 on the table to intercept it.

Because if he doesn’t stop it, the “saliva” will be sprayed on “Kenalisa” behind him.

“Not satisfied? What about the Colombian Defense Minister?”

“puff!”

“Where’s the Speaker of the House?”

“Puff!”

“Federal Justice?”

“Puff puff!”

“Columbia Commander!?”

“Puff puff puff puff…”

By the time Jogo had almost used up all the clues 7 on the table as shields, Muirseth’s watery body had shrunk sharply due to excessive water loss, and turned into a little girl with almost three heads. Li looks like.

So she could only quickly stop the doctor’s thinking from diverging, otherwise the clone would disintegrate on the spot.

“Don’t stop talking, hey, I really can’t do it! Why don’t we go back to the topic of the governor first!”

“Oh? It seems that Miss Muirseth doesn’t have a big appetite. It doesn’t matter. I respect the client’s wishes very much, so let’s start with the general manager of Rhine Life.”

After hearing the safe word, Jhogo seemed to have switched to a normal person mode, but he stood up the next moment, walked around the desk and came to Muirseth, and then hugged “Little Miu Miu” in his arms , like an old father “lovingly and tenderly” stroking the top of her head with wet palms, and even getting bigger and bigger…

It means that the water body absorbs the water from his hand, so it grows back a little bit, not that other things become bigger.

“…”

And Muirseth, who was shocked by the doctor’s crazy ideas, had nothing to do with him, and could only let him caress him like holding a doll.

Obviously at the beginning, they just wanted to expand the authority of the Ecology Department and obtain the decision-making power of the Rhine High-Levels. I don’t know how the goal was skewed to the commander-in-chief. This is no longer a matter of ambition, but a serious illness!

In contrast, using Rhodes Island’s backing support to gradually control Rhine’s life and let her replace the current founder’s governor sounds the most reasonable among them, although this was originally Muirseth’s ultimate goal.

But now it’s just the Chick’s diapers that the doctor said.

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“Doctor, do you really want to help Muirseth become the governor?”

After Muirses finished meeting with the doctor and his whole body turned into a puddle of paint and left Rhodes Island, Saria and Hemo went straight to the doctor’s office from the next room. Obviously, they had been monitoring Here’s the situation.

Speaking of which, if it wasn’t about Rhine’s life, it would be rare to see the two of them walking together in public, but not necessarily in private. After all, Nian is unlikely to engrave unconfirmed gossip as a message on Integrating such precious forging works as legendary weapons.

That’s right, it’s the message “Doctor Owl hits hard” (Chapter 568).

Anyway, Jogo checked it specially. There is indeed Hemer’s dental treatment records in the medical file room. The reason written on it is that he accidentally knocked on the iron railing. Jogo would like to ask Hemer if he can lick it too. Touch the railing, for no other purpose, just to try to see if it sticks to your tongue.

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It’s a pity that I can’t ask, Ifrit is his dear Charmander, how can he destroy his happy family as a doctor?

“Why, Serena, do you also want to be the governor? That’s a good feeling!”

“Doctor, you are joking. Even if I want to, I am not that material. Rhine Life, which has been polluted by politics, is no longer a pure scientific research institution in the past. I am more willing to work hard for everyone’s common goal in Rhodes Island. “

…You speak as if Rhode Island is a pure medical company.

“What I mean is, although Muirseth’s ecology department is not considered strong in Rhine Life, it is indeed a good investment target, but doctor, do you really trust her like that?”

“Believe it, why don’t you believe it? It’s enough for her to become good friends with Ifrit. As for whether her ambition will gradually expand to Rhodes Island in the future… hehehehehehehehahahaha Haha, that’s my problem, I promise to impress her.”

Even though they had tasted the doctor’s unique laughter many times in this state, Hemer and Saria still felt a chill hit their faces, and they couldn’t help but get a layer of goose bumps.

Fortunately, they are very clear that this is just the doctor’s daily work, and the crazy and chaotic body still cannot hide the bright light that makes the operators feel at ease.

“The plan to rescue Anthony Simon from prison should be abandoned directly?”

“Of course I won’t give up. It’s just that it has nothing to do with Muirseth, because I have a strong feeling that this Anthony will become a reliable member of our Rhode Island, so Fury Brain Axe… Cough, Anthony has to save , Rhine Life’s eyes must be poked out, this kind of plan is called sound.”

Chapter 597 Jogo’s Deadly Joke

I still remember that it was a boring Casimir evening when it was about to fall into the night. Dr. Jiahao was leaning against the head of the bed with his rough and strong upper body, and while brushing a few fluffy “big golden retrievers” next to him to cover his body, he was thinking about the universe. The mysteries and spells of Stormwind.

Although this “game” with a fixed sleep time every day keeps him full of energy and never feels sleepy, but people are not timing machines without emotions, and there will always be some happiness in this world that is worth staying up late.

At present, the only thing that allows him to be active at night is a paid dark night mode, but even if he pays, it will still force him to sleep for 24 hours in order to adjust the player’s biological clock.

To be honest, this is really too long. Although Rhodes Island seems to have enough power at present, it still has not embarked on a stable operation mode. This cannot be rushed, and it can only gradually accumulate experience over time.

If he was attacked by those enemies who were eyeing Rhodes Island at this time, if Qiao Ge couldn’t respond in time, it wouldn’t matter if he just lost some property, because he was afraid that there would be some things that he would not even have time to regret.

So if it is not a last resort, Qiao Ge probably will not re-enable this dark night mode, let alone use it just to re-experience the feeling of staying up late. It would be great if he could thank the other “dress-up” modes.

It’s a pity that this terrible game doesn’t even have a customer service, and the UI navigation is equivalent to air. Qiao Ge doesn’t know what conditions should be met to trigger other modes.

After thinking about it, Qiao Ge sighed, and then he opened a beautifully decorated safe on the bedside, and took out a… pure origin stone from it.

It’s not an ordinary source stone, but several standard units fused together to form a pure source stone in the shape of an apple.

I don’t know if it was because the image of rubbing steel with bare hands and eating Originium was so shocking that someone sent him a box of Originium apples the next day, each of which was the same size as he squeezed out by himself It is almost the same, but the carving is exquisite, the peel is as crystal clear as obsidian gems, and even the branches and leaves are carved out, which can be called a work of art.

But this thing is not a gem after all, and it will cause radiation if it is not kept properly, so it is really treated like an ordinary apple when it is placed here. Authenticity is also questionable.

But when he saw with his own eyes that Jiahao reached out and took out one of the “apples” from the isolation box, took a bite and chewed it in his mouth until it was crunchy, and nodded slightly to express his affirmation of its purity in a very sophisticated manner. The expression on his face also seemed to be bitten by a wrist man.

Click.

Jogo sat on the bedside and bit off a third of the Originium apple in his hand. Don’t tell me this is much more stylish than eating the standard unit of pure Genji, just like people pay attention to drinking beer You want an oak cup, just like you want a tall glass when drinking red wine.

As long as you are willing, no one can control you if you drink red wine in a large porcelain bowl from the Northeast of Yan Kingdom. Not many people who drink red wine can really understand the difference, but it takes a goblet to have that pretentious taste.

If you can add a wine red velvet bench, add a bright moon in the background, and a luxurious baroque balcony shrouded in moonlight, then the little croissant will drive the train upside down, and the croissant will be so loud.

…

Just as Jogo was gradually sinking in this divergent thinking like a sage of the universe, he ate the last bite of the Originium Apple in his hand.

Kachi… Gudong.

‘It is detected that the total recharge amount of the player has reached 5,000,001 standard units, automatically promoted to VIP level 2, and unlocked

“Peripheral gashapon machine”, and an additional chance to draw a gashapon, the current number of draws: 2.

“Peripheral gashapon machine”: You can spend 1000 standard units to draw once a day. If you don’t draw, the number of times will be automatically stored for the player when the day’s sleep is settled. The storage limit is 7 times. When the upper limit is reached, all storage times can be actively consumed. And spend 9998 standard units in exchange for a “Ten Gacha Coupon”.

Announcement of the probabilities around the production of gashapons:

42.37% for common-level peripherals, 51.50% for rare-level peripherals, 5.20% for epic-level peripherals, 0.90% for legendary-level peripherals, and 0.03% for peripheral missions. ‘

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Jogo, who just felt that everything was empty because of the galloping horse and performing several stunts in the middle of the ride, at this moment, even the piles of fluffy and dense golden ponytail quilts could not cover him. He stood upright from extreme shock and excitement. The root “exclamation point”.

NMMD said earlier! If you knew that you could unlock new gadgets by continuing to recharge, you see, I won’t blow up your little “Dear Nikki-Dress UP Queen” on the spot!

Of course, this was just a joke made by Jogo when he was excited. Although he no longer cared about the amount of origin stones he recharged after the explosive growth of Rhodes Island’s business profits, he still only kept more than 500,000 standard units. own reserves to be able to save the world at any time.

Because no matter how much krypton source stone he has, there is no interest in this thing in his stomach, so it is more flexible to keep it as Rhodes Island’s strategic reserve.

Moreover, Qiao Ge’s status is not what it used to be. He is not the doctor who just came to Rhodes Island and had to make three chapters with the big lynx and sign a spoils distribution agreement. Now he will not ask why he uses the reserve Kelsey.

Of course, everything that fate bestowed on Jogo was secretly marked with a price, and afterward, Kelsey must still be handed over…to swear to offer his belly.

But the most important thing for Jogo right now is to quickly use up these two times of gashapon draws, and see what this so-called peripheral and any peripheral tasks with the lowest probability are.

What, you said it’s impossible to get peripheral tasks after only two draws? Then you underestimate the cheating style of these games. It is because this is the first time that Qiao Ge draws, so it will definitely let him draw a big prize. Do you really believe in probability?

‘Congratulations to the player for obtaining: the epic peripheral “Whisper” and the peripheral mission “Deadly Joke”. ‘

“Whispers”: Kada Jhin’s surrounding firearms come with a box (4 pieces) of trial bullets, which can be exchanged unlimitedly at the price of 1 standard unit per box, but they still need to be manually loaded.

Guaranteed to be a perfect replica, because the imperfect manufacturer has become the perfect work of some exacting artist.

The noise and sarcasm at this moment are just like the perfect chapter it has written in the hands of that master, the only difference is, do you have the talent to control it? ‘

“Fatal Joke”: Joker’s exclusive peripheral missions, you can choose one of the normal and legendary mission difficulty and rewards, and the difficulty cannot be changed after the selection.

Mission description: Once upon a time, there were two patients in a mental hospital…Pfft…chihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… This is just a joke, just laugh, just like me.

Task content: Designate a city with a population of more than one million that players have never been to, and build it into the “Gotham City” in your mind, and use skin-like matching rules for task matching settlement, at least 60%.

①Normal Difficulty: It is required to use any one of the Joker skins in the DC series in the mission and reserve the skin at least 3 times, and the skin matching degree should be at least 60% at the final settlement.

Reward: Pre-order souvenirs for all Joker skins in the DC series, and the minimum matching degree after pre-ordering is constant at 60%.

②Legendary Difficulty: Players customize a free Joker skin and complete the mission in this skin state. The skin has no special effects and matching degree, and the appearance of the skin will also be included in the mission matching settlement.

Note: The daily skin rotation experience and skin appointment function will be suspended after the mission under this difficulty starts, until the mission is settled, the mission fails or the mission is abandoned.

Reward: Hehehe, you with simple taste will not need those vulgar souvenirs anymore, because your deadly joke is purer than these!

Well, there’s still a little surprise waiting for you, best not to get your hopes up, but definitely… making you smile.

Chapter 598 I am my own Joker!

If Jogo is an ordinary person who has just traveled to Terra, he will definitely choose the normal difficulty without hesitation. Compared with the legendary difficulty that seems impossible to complete, and even the description of the reward is inexplicable, the cost performance of the normal difficulty is It is the choice of normal people.

After all, there is no penalty for failure, and the rewards on normal difficulty are good enough. They are souvenirs of all the Jokers in the DC series, such as the Vampire King Joker, the Clown Joker, the White Rider Joker, the Yellow Light Joker, the Hyena Joker, etc., and even Bruce Wayne’s mother turned Martha Joker.

Of course, the strongest is probably the setting of Emperor Joker. It is said that Joker has stolen the troublemaker ability of one of the strongest little devils in the fifth dimension, and can modify reality at will in the entire universe, which can be said to have unlimited power.

Just judging from the strength of the legendary skins known so far, it is hard to say whether this so-called changing game can include such a BUG skin of the Emperor Joker, and according to Jogo’s experience, the biggest pitfall may not be here. But on that constant 60% minimum match.

To put it bluntly, the matching degree is a measure of your compatibility with this skin setting. The lower the compatibility, the lower the setting ability you can display, and all of this should be controlled by your own behavior.

But what does it mean to be directly constant at 60%? Is it conversely restricting your actions and even your thinking forcibly? Even without this matching mode, it is still a very dangerous signal for some skins.

For example, life master Kada Jhin, most of the special effects given by his matching degree are not in marksmanship and combat skills, but in the “artistic talent” that pursues perfection in his mind, but Jhin is still a principled The killer, but the way of killing is too perverted.

Even such a principled Jhin groaning took a lot of time for Jhogo to gradually overcome until he mastered it. If it were DCJoker…

As we all know, the core of Joker’s setting is the incarnation of chaos, and teammates are killed at will. The only principle is Batman, and only Batman is his true love. If Jogo is directly instilled with Joker’s thoughts, if one day he When he can wake up again, he will never forgive himself for being like that.

You can’t let all the operators in Rhodes Island wear plastic cat ear tights like perverts every day, right?

So when Jogo learned about Muirseth’s commission by chance, he resolutely chose the legendary difficulty. This was not only to avoid risks, but also to a certain extent, because of the adventurous spirit.

And the reality is so wonderful, when Jogo helped Tuola complete self-awakening, he might never have thought that Tuola also taught himself a lesson.

Instead of chasing those “vulgar souvenirs”, it’s better to be your own Joker!

However, everything is always difficult at the beginning.

…

“Hey, put your mouth down, Gravograph! That’s not a real toy! It’s not for food either!”

“Woo woo woo~~ woof! woof woof!”

At this time, Ceobe had a ferocious face as if returning to her ancestors, and there was a terrible low growl in her mouth when a dog threatens and fights, and then she tried her best to open her small mouth, showing her canine teeth fiercely. Bite it up…

Ah woo!

Of course, it is impossible for the dog to bite the doctor who feeds her every day, but the “Surgie” doll that was used to tease Muir Seth.

As soon as Ceobe came to Jogo’s office, she discovered this bad thing that made her feel uncomfortable with her natural and keen intuition. So in order to protect the doctor, Xiao Ke immediately turned into a loyal dog to protect the master, and leapt up desperately. Take the doll away, and then the above scene happened.

Facts have proved that Xiao Ke’s intuition has always been very reliable.

“”Haunting Gengar Doll”: A boutique doll around Pokémon Gengar, but it seems a bit weird.

A doll possessed by some kind of weird resentment, likes to play pranks on people with weak minds, but the mental power of a healthy adult is enough for it not to dare to make trouble, so it is best not to play with children.

Especially girls! ‘

This is one of the peripheral props drawn from the peripheral gashapon machine. The reason why the Gengar doll will trouble Muir Seth is probably because it is just a water body with no spiritual power to speak of.

Although the portrait of “Kenalisa” also has no spiritual power, Kelsey’s face and power alone are enough to deter the Gengar doll. It is definitely not because it witnessed the big lynx yesterday. The “grip execution” scene where the shape of a pillow is shaped into a gourd head.

In addition to this Geng ghost doll, Jogo has of course released many other peripherals, and he has roughly figured out the classification rules for this peripheral. Unlike skins that are graded according to power or harm, peripheral classification should refer more to “practicability”.

Monsters such as “The Haunting Gengar Doll”, “The Fascinating and Confident Boss Penguin Doll” and “The Homo Doll That Raises Blood” can only be called interesting, but basically useless monsters. Things are ordinary peripherals.

However, Qiao Ge has always adhered to the point of view that as long as you have enough ghost ideas, you can find usefulness. For example, the Gengar doll can be used to distinguish the real body of the good brother from the fake, the boss doll can be given to the anaconda to super double the green leather skills, and the Homu doll Can be sent to the medical department for low blood pressure…

Rare peripherals have certain functions, but there are defects or restrictions in some aspects, such as this:

“”One-off second bomb”: The area around the queen killer bomb car is extremely difficult to be destroyed by external forces. You can designate a target to automatically track, and immediately explode and destroy it after contact.

A poor little car that got lost from the back of a stand-in and promised to take your command once, just so you could help it find its way home.