Morning of Swordsman Tower - Chapter 216

No car was harmed during this process, it was just summoned to the side of the big pink cat by the substitute induction. ‘

And the epic-level peripherals are like “whispering” pistols, which are completely re-enacted genuine goods, and can be used without restrictions, but there is something about this Jogo that I have to complain about.

At the beginning, before he summed up the peripheral classification rules, he already loved “Whispering” like a dog who found her lost and recovered big honey cake, which also raised his expectations for other epic peripherals. It’s just that I didn’t expect the second shipment of Ziguang to be a major blow.

‘”Batarang Collection Box”: Contains a collection of peripherals for all types of batarangs.

The black technology bat dart of Wayne Group requires no maintenance, never wears out and has an excellent hand feel. Even if it hits a vital point, it will never kill anyone.

In the world of heroes, such collectibles are a symbol of power. ‘

…

Your TM can also be regarded as epic! ? Why do you have to reproduce 100% even if you can’t kill someone? Hey! At least give me a bat armor! The Batmobile, the Batmobile, and the Batplane are also fine! !

However, it was also this set of bat darts that allowed Jogo to clarify the grading rules and true colors of the surrounding gashapon machines. It was true that they came to trick him with the Origin Stone, but…it is still delicious!

It’s just that so far, Jogo hasn’t exploded to the point of extracting legendary peripherals, but if the grading rules he summed up are correct, legendary grades should be more precious and practical than simple 100% replica peripheral props , maybe it is a treasure set in a certain world?

For example, infinite gems, dragon balls, devil fruits, golden apples, double arrows, spark sources, hypnosis apps and so on.

Well, he was just thinking about Myrtle, people have dreams after all.

“Xiao Ke, don’t bite that purple sack, I have honey cakes to eat.”

“Woo~~ah! Honey cake, where is the honey cake!?”

Hearing the word “honey cake”, Keobo finally let go of the Gengar pillow that was bitten by her, and its head was covered with teeth marks. With a twist of its neck, it flew back, and then rushed straight Falling into the arms of the doctor, he ate some delicious snacks while enjoying Qiao Ge’s skillful hand-rolling technique.

“Very good very good very good very good very good very good…”

Geng Gui, who was flying in the air, had nothing to do with this “hell dog”, he could only cry and watch his head hit the office door.

However, just before the two were about to meet, the door was suddenly kicked open by a Periplaneta Americana with its long legs wrapped in black silk, so that the door panel not only smashed the Geng Gui doll against the wall On the top, it is firmly sandwiched in the middle, like a purple potato sticky cake in a pancake pan.

Chapter 599 W: Can you exchange that Doctor Evil Spirit back?

“Hey! Doctor idiot! You better have something important to call me back, otherwise I will represent His Royal Highness… Fuck! What kind of look do you have? Quite unique!”

Since Dr. Shepherd recruited Teresia’s soul and arranged her to work as the mayor’s personal security in the “Shadow Island” Chernoborg, which is currently under construction and renovation, W’s attitude towards Dr. Not as bitter as before.

It’s more like a female classmate who likes to deliberately tease and tease him, but most of the time it’s W himself who gets teased.

And all because the new Mayor of the Shadow Isles is Theresa the Maiden of the Mist, which is like throwing dogs into the kitchen and oil thieves into the oil jar.

Well, in fact, the oil-stealing woman does not steal oil, but it is said that the mother W dragging the egg case looks like she is dragging an oil basket, so she has such a nickname, as for how seeing is believing…

Then it is estimated that W has to be pregnant first to have a chance to verify it.

“Of course there is a very important task, but the staff has not arrived yet, how about asking our gentle, considerate and understanding little angel W to sit here and rest for a while?”

“Hurry up, my patience is very limited, at least not enough to sleep here like those innocent young operators, and to be dear to a fool like you.”

“…”

W completely ignored Jogo’s grotesque and disgusting push, not only that, but also retorted very skillfully, then he leaped carelessly and smashed the sofa, and then propped his head up with his hands and lay flat on his side. Flicking the tail of the love arrow behind him, he smiled and twitched his eyebrows at him.

Qiao Ge’s eyelids twitched when he saw the arrogance of not treating himself as an outsider in the doctor’s office at all.

You cockroach spirit can now be arrogant, and when the props for resurrection of the dead are released around, you will definitely be called to sell yourself as the savior! You also need to tattoo a bat dart silver pattern under your lower abdomen that will never cause “human life”!

So Qiao Ge continued to rub the dog’s head angrily while waiting quietly for the arrival of other personnel. At the same time, he smiled “kindly” and looked at W fiercely, making sure that neither of them knew what the other was thinking.

After a while, rumbling footsteps came from the door, and the experienced W immediately knew that it was the movement of the heavy armored personnel, such as Big Bob and Mudstone who had worked with her before, and among the heavy armored personnel in Rhode Island The only people who can dress like this are mud rocks.

Of course, it is also possible that a certain killer whale is jumping rope to lose weight, but such a small probability event can basically be ignored. After all, it is impossible for a killer whale to lose weight. The only way to do it is to eat more dried fish and dried squid smoked with blood relative broth. .

So on the surface she was arguing with the doctor, but in fact, W was relieved when she was ready for the task. When she first arrived at the office, she thought she was going to team up with the silly dog ​​Ceobe. Spectrum teammates.

“Bo, doctor, I’m really sorry, because it took a lot of time to temporarily change into the combat uniform after receiving the notice, um… am I late?”

Ok? Why is this soft way of speaking different from the mudstone in my impression?

W looked back in bewilderment, only to see a pair of thick combat armor that was almost the same size as in her impression had already crowded the door frame of the office to the brim. Judging by the style and equipped weapons, this is definitely not mud rock.

At least Mudstone doesn’t wear a pig-nosed cat mask on his helmet.

“If I didn’t set the time in the first place, how can I be late? By the way, you match this outfit perfectly! It’s exactly as I expected. It’s really beautiful, Delicate and lovely, white and flawless, bright and emotional!”

Although he didn’t quite understand the specific meaning of Jogo’s words, Ceobe could still understand that it was a compliment, so he nodded his head frequently with the honey cake in his mouth, and gave it to Gouzi without hesitation. Certainly, this even made the cat mask on the face of the reloaded operator on the opposite side blush inexplicably.

“Oh, no, it’s just a temporary dress according to your doctor’s orders, and I haven’t had time to adjust the details yet.”

…

Excuseme? ? ?

Do you want to hear what you have to say! Although I don’t know who is here, but you were definitely in heat with a set of hard heavy armor just now, right?

W was completely dumbfounded. She thought it was strange enough that she was in heat with His Highness Theresa’s female ghost in Chernobog, but she didn’t expect that there was something weirder than her window operating system.

Fortunately, the reloaded operator then took off the armor on his upper body to reveal his true face. It turned out to be Jessica, an operator of the Filin tribe. Now W is relieved, is he in love with the personal belongings of the little rich woman with a cat head? ? Not shabby!

If she can also exchange a box of etching bullets or Originium explosives with a nasty word, W can “rub” with her tongue like the men who rub their backs in the bathhouse in the northeast of Yanguo so that Jessica doesn’t need to take a bath for a week!

It’s just… If W remembers correctly, Jessica the cat cat head should be a sniper operator, right? Moreover, the hand guns were used. Could it be that the heavy equipment teammate who was responsible for covering the team in this mission was someone else?

Just as W gradually began to have an ominous premonition, the doctor’s words temporarily calmed her worries.

“By the way, there is another operator who hasn’t come yet. Could it be that the equipment failed and he didn’t receive the news?”

It turns out that there are still people who haven’t come, so I don’t worry, this last one must be a trustworthy heavy equipment…

“Ah! Is he the last person the doctor said? Please wait for me a moment.”

I saw Jessica running out like a self-propelled chariot wearing heavy armored leggings. Although her voice was still soft and weak, but in terms of walking momentum that was no less than mudstone, she couldn’t see it at all. She showed the figure of the weak and pitiful weeping cat Maotou she used to be.

After a while, the sound of thump, thump, thump thud sounded again in the corridor, and I saw Jessica running straight into the door with a small orange and black thing in her hand. It turned out to be another cat head, but this time it seemed to be a cat. real cat.

But then the kitten, Maotou, smiled and raised its soft and furry front paws, stretched out and greeted Jogo.

“Hi, Brother Joe, how are you? Have you eaten yet?”

“…You brat, you stole my fluffy potion and pretended to be a kitten to go to the women’s dormitory to be groped, and then you were fined to hang on the bridge’s mechanical arm, right?”

“Hey, what about the women’s dormitory? Hey!? Don’t talk nonsense, Brother Qiao!”

While Ah defended in a hurry, he took out a medical injection gun from his big tail, as if he wanted to explain that he was just pretending to be a cat to lower the opponent’s vigilance and conduct a sneak attack experiment. I felt a chill down my spine, as if an electric current flashed across my spine for an instant.

At this time, Ah knew that it was too late to explain again, because Huai Hu, who was in charge of his guardian today, was already sharpening her claws on the door frame with bright eyes.

Although Hum can control Ah with family affection, it is Huai Hu’s red-browed Wing Chun plus “tiger-shaped gossip” that makes Ah well-behaved the most.

“Hahahahaha, no matter what, Ceobe, W, Jessica, Ah, and finally me, the members of the PayDay criminal gang are finally here… Oh cough cough, little Huaihu Sister, you can go to rest first, and I will help you take care of this bad kitten.”

W: “… What kind of gang did you just say about this one dog and two cats?”

Chapter 600 Columbia deserves such a high-end gang

“Wow! It’s so strong! The first time I went on a mission with Brother Qiao was to rob a bank. Could it be that he wanted to rob the rich and help the poor?!”

The kitten, Maomao, who was lying on the desk looked up at Qiao Ge, his eyes were full of shining little stars. Although he was a shameful poison doctor in the eyes of others, the young cat still wanted to rely on it in his heart. His own strength has made some achievements, especially to make Hun and Huaihu look at him with admiration.

What could be more cool than being a chivalrous man who robs the rich and gives to the poor in a novel? It will definitely make Huai Hu drool with envy!

“Robbing a bank, this kind of thing, can I do it too?”

Jessica’s reaction was not the same as A Yi’s exuberant excitement, but the star symbols that popped out of the eyes of the two cats were very similar, because there was actually an uncontrollable adventure lurking in her heart Dreams are just difficult to realize due to character and past strength.

Otherwise, how could the eldest lady in a normal family become a mercenary just to exercise her courage? Even if she is a mercenary in her own company, she has indeed stepped onto the battlefield, and the enemy’s arrows and bullets don’t care whether you are a related party or not.

But now it is different, Jessica has undergone a qualitative transformation under the “special training” in Rhodes Island, just waiting for an adventure opportunity to prove herself, just like… Azu.

As for Ceobe…

“What is robbing a bank? Is it more fun than those big crocodiles in the jungle?”

“The purpose is to grab the ‘honey cakes’ that the bad guys stole from the common people and hid in their own homes, and distribute them to everyone. There is probably enough to fill up Rhodes Island.” .”

“Whoa, honey cake stuffed with Rhodes Island!?”

Xiao Ke’s eyes suddenly turned into a pair of mosquito coils, a stream of hot steam emerged from the top of his head, and even the tail behind him turned into a fan to dissipate heat. It was obvious that his cerebellum was overloaded, but he regained consciousness after a while. He raised his head high and his hands on his hips and shouted.

“These bad guys are too much! Let it be Xiao Ke! Xiao Ke must take back these honey cakes and return them to everyone!”

The gang atmosphere among the members of Payday was extremely high for a while, with the exception of one “normal guy”.

“Are you **** crazy! Let me rob the Federal Savings Bank of Colombia? Can’t you come up with something that a human can come up with??”

“Pay attention to your wording, ‘gentle and considerate’ Miss W, it was ‘we’ who robbed the Federal Reserve Bank, but didn’t let you die alone.”

With a smile on his face, Jogo sat upright on his chair, leaned on the chair with one elbow, and at the same time kept turning his wrist to make various gestures as he spoke, looking like a The big boss of Syracuse who dictates to his subordinates.

But in fact, his subordinates have already ridden on his lap and grabbed his collar with their hands, and they almost punched him in the face, but Qiao Ge still remained calm and did not give in at all because of W’s threats. that is…

He’s really hard.

“You also know that you are going to die! Kelsey clearly told me that Rhodes Island has a lot of business orders now, and there is no shortage of money at all. Even if there is a temporary lack of liquidity, you can use the goods quota as a mortgage or loan. Why do you want to do this? Such a thankless stupid thing?!”

“Why not? As the saying goes, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Someone must do some stupid things to entertain the public. Otherwise, wouldn’t the world be too boring?”

“…God is so boring! Can you do some personnel work? You might as well think more about how to tame Kelsey’s old lynx if you have such leisure. If it doesn’t work, even Amiya can handle it together? Don’t bother My alone time with Your Highness Theresa!!”

“Hey!”

Jogo hastily covered Ceobe’s ears with his hands, of course it was the human ears and not the pair of dog ears. Anyway, the dog ears probably wouldn’t be able to understand.

“Don’t use your dirty thoughts to teach children bad, and how can you say such a thing as the No. Are you clear? Amiya is the daughter of the Tower of Babel, and I have no other wish but to protect her growth with all my strength.”

“Ah, that, I’m sorry, I…”

This time, even a venomous tongue like W immediately realized that she had slipped her **** flash, but when she subconsciously wanted to apologize, she happened to meet Jogo’s triumphantly exaggerated corners of his mouth and his deliberate imitation of W just now. The wanton trembling eyebrows when entering the door.

“…”

Fuck, I was almost bluffed by this guy! So you’re not denying wanting to tame Kelsey at all, are you?

And since you care so much about children’s education, don’t take other people’s carved dogs to rob banks! !

“Hey, let’s get down to business. Of course, Rhodes Island’s finances have not been reduced to the point of robbing banks, but the next thing to do needs a certain amount of funds, but no one can find the source on Rhodes Island, so We have to make a ‘windfall’ by ourselves.”

“Then you don’t need to rob the Federal Savings Bank, right? Everyone knows that it is controlled by the Colombian consortium. What’s the difference between you and directly robbing the treasury of Emperor Ursus and the property of the great nobles? What’s the difference if it’s Columbia? Offended you?”

“Offend me? No, no, no, how can there be such a low-level reason? I just think that a country as simple as Colombia should not be occupied only by some greedy and vulgar people. Such an elegant place naturally deserves some more Criminals with pursuit and taste, like…us.”

“…”

Although I don’t know what nerves you are getting, are you sure this is called pursuing and having taste! ? A dog with a big head posted on the door of the kitchen as a warning, and a cat lady who is probably richer than the bank.

Only the male cat, Maotou, seems to be in good shape, with some Warfarin demeanor, but just now he admitted that he is a newcomer, and even…not even a human, he is really a kitten! !

W was about to go crazy. If Qiao Ge hadn’t said that he would go out in person, she probably still felt in her heart that even if she went back to be a precarious low-level mercenary, she would never be able to go on missions with this group of weird teammates!

Apparently, she didn’t know much about the background of the operator Jogo chose, because she was not an official operator of Rhodes Island, and her status was actually similar to that of a mercenary, but Jogo and Kelsey would not Treat her that way.

But it doesn’t matter, isn’t the opportunity to enhance the friendship of “friends” here?

Chapter 601 Colombian Traditional Arts

Perhaps in the eyes of the people in Jogo’s original world, robbing a bank is indeed a professional and technical job. First, it takes a lot of time to prepare, such as staying on site or pretending to be an employee or reporter to understand the details of the target bank, formulate a break-in route, and mark out the bank. Safe location, written attention details, and establishment of escape routes.

Then everyone in the gang has their own clearly responsible tasks, such as cutting off the alarm, watching the wind, stabilizing the lobby, opening the vault, moving banknotes or gold, driving to meet them, and so on.

Of course, this is not because everyone has a wealth of bank robbery experience, but almost all of those crime blockbusters act like this, as if this is already the basic common sense in the bank robbery industry.

In fact, this is exactly the case. All this is due to a German-American known as “Baron Ram”, who pioneered the technological, militarized, and tactical bank robbery in 1919. Famously, he got away with $200,000 from the Federal Mint in just 90 seconds.

This set of norms was later learned and imitated by countless younger generations who robbed banks. It is known as “Baron Ram Technology” in history, and Baron Ram himself is also known as “the father of modern bank robbery” in the United States.

Before that, if the job of robbing a bank was not a passionate crime where a person dared to rush in the door with a gun and a cloth pocket, it would be the classic scene often seen in western movies, where a group of people waited until midnight to go to the bank The back door was loaded with explosives, which directly blew up the entire wall and dragged away the safe inside.

This non-technical way of robbing banks may still be useful in the wild west of the United States in the past, but with the development of capital, the security measures of the rich must be stricter and stricter, so “Baron Ram Technology” The emergence of wars also has its historical inevitability, just like the way of war will change with the advancement of the times.

However, there is a huge difference in the level of civilization. Fighting relies on Originium skills, and Terra, whose cold weapons are more common than firearms, obviously has not risen to this level of technology in robbing banks. This is not to say that Terra has no tactics, but knows tactics. There is absolutely no need for high-end talents to study how to rob banks.

How much money can you get by robbing a bank? A bag can hold at most hundreds of thousands of Longmen coins in cash at a time, and the whole gang can only add up to a million. It would be even more stupid to grab the pure origin stone, and it must be equipped with professional isolation equipment, otherwise it would be like carrying a belt. Radiation ticking time bomb.

And the most important thing is that the risk is huge. Even if you are not killed on the spot, you will directly offend the consortium, a power that can easily open a reward list and get a far higher price than your robbery, forcing your teammates to want to kill you. Reward.

So with this kind of armed force and organizational ability, wouldn’t it be more profitable and safer than robbing banks to do some black market business such as **** and smuggling in the land of Terra, where the logistics system is extremely hip?

So what will happen today will surely shock all walks of life in Colombia, but even so they will not realize that this is just the beginning of a joke.

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Columbia Imperial City, the largest city in Colombia, is also the second largest technological city in Terra after Longmen. Nearly half of Colombia’s economic strength and cutting-edge technology are gathered here. For example, the headquarters of Rhine Life is located in empire city.

Of course, this does not mean that other cities in Colombia have no strength, but compared with the modern Empire City, which aims to catch up with Longmen, the lifestyle in most areas seems to be a century behind.