Morning of Swordsman Tower - Chapter 225

“…I, I am willing to be your loyal servant and serve you forever and ever!”

“Eternal life will never be worth it, or you will regret it when you transform back, and…Little C, stop playing with that headlamp under the table!”

“Oh! “

Ceobe suddenly protruded her dog’s head from between Jogo’s legs, and on top of her head was a lily of the valley doll whose tail opened like a propeller and whose eyes radiated strong light like searchlights. Ah, it was obviously this thing that almost blinded Solo’s magic eye.

“”Lily of the valley luminous headlight”: Ms. Lily of the valley’s lamps and accessories.

Lily of the Valley, which is radiant in the physical sense, can be adjusted by turning its tail, and the nine gears can reach an ultra-high brightness of up to 90,000 lumens.

Please light up our lonely hearts, Miss Suzuran! ‘

Chapter 622 The King of Utopia Holding the Yellow on the Left and the Cockroach on the Right

What is the concept of 90,000 lumens? At night, it can illuminate more than a thousand meters away, and even illuminate an entire mountain. The feeling of close-up illumination is the same as what Solo saw just now, as if looking directly at the noon sun.

But to be honest, that’s all. Solo was just caught off guard and frightened. A flashlight with 100,000 lumens of light is only three or four thousand soft girl coins in another world. If it is, there should be an 8 million lumen blinding flashbang on it.

Therefore, the value of this peripheral is not only used as a lamp, but also its extraordinarily exquisite shape of lily of the valley, which is definitely comparable to any figure on the market, and it can also be worn with a buckle strap. Radiate light on the head.

If Lilan herself saw it, she would probably be so ashamed to destroy the evidence with fox carrot missiles, right?

In general, it’s still… useless! Just like you can also be called epic quality? It’s not as good as the bat dart collection box, at least they have a self-contained rule that can’t kill anyone!

When the headlights of Lily of the Valley swayed around the jaguar with Ceobe’s dog head, even Solo, who was kneeling on the ground, realized that something was wrong, but Jhogo didn’t give him a chance to think clearly, so Solo When he raised his head, all he saw was the “whisper” that was emitting green smoke from the muzzle of the gun.

boom!

The **** falling from the ceiling instantly covered his face.

“Okay, I said that I don’t need anyone to be a slave. For business, hehehe, of course, everyone can make money together to be motivated, but it’s too slow for you to come to me one by one to express your loyalty. Why don’t you do this? .

The last one to eat Utopia, we don’t need him involved, see what I mean? “

The atmosphere froze for a second, and then the bosses who were watching just now suddenly frantically rushed to “snatch” the potion bottle that was clearly in front of their eyes, and some people quickly raised their heads, Some people took it in their hands but trembled so much that they could not hold the cork with their fingers, so they crushed it anxiously and drank the liquid that flowed out from between their fingers.

“Hahaha, that’s right. In fact, I was joking just now, just to cheer up the atmosphere for everyone, but well, there are indeed some people who don’t need to participate anymore…”

boom!

The roaring gunshots rang out again, and all the leaders present trembled, fearing that Jogo was aiming at himself.

“what!”

One of the Sarkaz leaders, who was drinking the potion with his head up, shattered his entire palm along with the bottle, blood and broken bones splashed everywhere, leaving him holding his arm that was blown off from his wrist and crying in pain.

“Boss Joker, you…!?”

After all, Solo is not a real mind flayer, and the unexpected situation in front of him is enough to bring back his original thinking mode. Seeing that his brother in the gang was injured, he hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade him, but Qiao Ge stopped him first. Down.

“Look at what’s in his cuff first, and then talk to me.”

Without Jogo and Solo doing it himself, the two Sarkaz bosses closest to the “unlucky guy” had already stepped forward to restrain him, and then pulled out a transparent zip-top sealed bag from his severed arm. It also contains a little utopian medicine.

Obviously this guy didn’t intend to drink at all, but wanted to secretly use magic tricks to put it in here.

But the information disclosed in it is not just that he is stealing and playing tricks, but why a tall Sarkaz leader hides such an empty sealed bag in his sleeve, even if it contains a pistol or even a A pack of poisonous leaves would not make people feel so abnormal.

The only possibility is the police evidence bag.

Maybe he originally wanted to collect some evidence of other gang crimes and hand it over to the police, but he “unfortunately” met Jogo. Anyway, they were all used to make contributions, so they might as well be used to contain utopia potions.

“You are the ghost!? Obviously, we are all compatriots who came here from Kazdel in exile. The Sarkaz people who have been discriminated against everywhere can only survive if they are united. Why did you betray us!”

Now there is no need for Jogo to explain, Solo, who is dedicated to Theresa’s gang, already understands what’s going on, and directly stretches out a palm made of origin stone energy, strangles the inner ghost’s neck and lifts it into the air, which is a bit original Force choked that smell.

“…I, I don’t want to, the boss forced me to do this…”

The boss that the inner ghost is talking about is naturally not the new boss, Qiao Ge, but the one who was killed before, but his reason is not tenable at all. The original boss is belching, but he is still playing smart here, obviously wanting to I have to replace my boss as a tainted witness for the police.

Of course, “Mr. Smart Mind Flayer” could not be fooled by this kind of reason, but it would make him even more angry, and even the tentacles on his chin were so angry that they became Amiya’s ears.

At this time, the bosses who drank the potion of Utopia have also completed returning to their ancestors, and the scene is full of all kinds of demon incarnations. Although they cannot have the real strength of the demon ancestors, they already look like a drawing of **** just by looking at it. The momentum is amazing.

Except for a male succubus… Cough, people always have the skills they need to survive, otherwise how can they become the leader of a gang? Strength cannot be judged by appearance alone.

The most important thing is that the period of disordered thinking mode when he first transformed has been completely ignited by the word “traitor”. A group of tall and ferocious demons surrounded the boy tightly, which is quite righteous to the Burning Legion. The posture of gang fights.

“This guy will be handed over to you Sarkaz to deal with internally. There is only one thing. If he interferes with my utopian plan with any actions in the future, I will be very, very, annoyed. Can you understand, I am smart Mister Mind Flayer?”

“…Understood, Boss Joker, we will definitely satisfy you.”

There is no doubt that power is highly addictive, otherwise the soul fragments of Black Snake Kosiche disguised as “artifacts” would not be able to attract so many strong people, it is much more powerful than those poisonous leaves, and can even Override it to detoxify.

It’s like Qiao Ge once heard the news that a crooked countryman successfully detoxified because he was fascinated by Chinese web novels, so Qiao Ge can directly understand its unbelievable pain as long as these leaders take Utopia themselves. The allure of resistance.

Although the utopia potion has been safely concentrated to a certain extent to double its potency time to two days, it is still a kind of consumable that needs to be kept on hand, and the genius cat cat has also found a medicine that is compatible with it for Jogo. The addition of materials greatly shortens the shelf life of the medicine, making it impossible to stockpile it as a strategic material.

So once Utopia’s sales network is spread throughout the Empire City and even the entire country, Jogo, as the only supplier, is almost equivalent to becoming the uncrowned king who controls the lifeline of Colombia.

If Rhine Life, who did not wish to be named, wanted to imitate it, they could reason with the pharmacist Tom.

“Tom’s Milk Spoon”: Peripheral products of Tom and Jerry Miraculous Pharmacy.

Just add all the ingredients into the soup according to the recipe, and finally stir gently with a milk spoon to perfectly reproduce the magical effect of Tom and Jerry! Note: Only the formulas that have been prepared can be reproduced. To research new formulas, players are required to extract the skins of “Tom Cat” or “Jerry Mouse”.

This product will never be corroded by medicinal soup! But it must not be used to drink milk! The reason is the same as the legendary kitchen utensils must not be used to kill people! ‘

…

“See what I did just now, sweet little C?”

“I saw it! It’s very majestic!”

“Then if I entrust you with the task of taming the local Pero gang, do you know what to do?”

“Know! Beat them up first, and then subdue them with honey cakes and elf balls!”

“…It’s good, but I’d better follow you to guide me on the spot.”

Chapter 623 I Don’t Know How Much Higher Than That Pigeon Troupe Is

“Who the **** can explain to me!? Why are more and more civilians turning into animals in the city?”

In the Imperial City Police Station, the police chief is having a meeting with his subordinates from various departments. Although the topic is to discuss how to deal with the utopian potions that are increasingly flooding in the city, judging from the fact that the police officers in this room are all animals, it is not convincing. force.

“Director, didn’t you buy that kind of medicine and drink it, and it’s a high-end version, so it’s necessary to make such a big fuss…”

Before the cheetah police officer could finish complaining, he was pushed to the face by the buffalo chief wearing a panting cow nose, and then the whole cat was picked up by the nape of the neck, because the chief was not alone. It’s not a real cow, but a tauren with pure blood and rich hooves.

“I use drugs to protect the people! If even the police are not strong enough to fight criminals, how can they protect this city? How can they be compared with those guys who roam the streets to pick troubles!.

“…Uh, meow!”

Officer Leopard quickly passed the test. Fortunately, the chief is not the kind of a particularly small-bellied cow, so he just snorted coldly and put him back on his seat.

This is the so-called high-end version of the Leopard police officer. The basic version is the most primitive Utopian version. Both Men’s and Women’s.

The men’s model retains the medicinal effect of stimulating ability to the greatest extent, but it will not completely turn into a wild animal, but into the most pure-blooded standing animal form like the Rat King, mainly to keep both hands to facilitate high-end people to handle daily affairs. It also applies to the fighting skills of the original human form.

The women’s version is slightly weaker than the men’s version, but it will become Furui, and it also has the effect of fixing hair and brightening feathers, losing weight and beautifying, which is very suitable for those races who pay attention to the charm of fur or feathers. Gender is not restricted.

The most important thing is that these two high-end versions are advertised as extra handmade “small pots of medicine”, so they are ridiculously expensive on the black market, and they are purely harvested by rich people, but who told Colombians to be stupid and rich?

As for why Director Niu can afford it… of course because he is the police chief of Empire City.

In fact, there is a so-called “mid-range version”, but it was not produced by Jogo’s team, but some people accidentally discovered that drinking Utopia immediately after drinking milk would counteract the effect of the medicine, so they used the original version and milk to make a similar high-end version. version of the transformation.

However, the actual use of the transformation effect is not stable, and there are even cases where the degree of returning to the ancestors of the upper and lower parts and the left and right parts of the body are different, and because there are no additional medicinal materials, the medicinal effect of stimulating the ability is better than nothing, and there is no cosmetic effect at all, but more A bunch of wild animal bugs.

But because a lot of milk has been added, it is sold cheaper than the basic version, which does not prevent those who have no money but are smug to gamble on luck. Occasionally, after a good bet, they can go out to catch a winner or pretend to be rich to bluff.

As a result, the price of milk in the Empire City skyrocketed for a while, and the pirates who couldn’t buy milk rushed to kidnap the Fengtu people and feed them the basic version of Utopia to make them produce milk. Even the male Fengtu was tied together. protein out…

For such unscrupulous pirates, Jogo doesn’t even need to personally destroy their production dens. The Empire City police are more active than him, because this affects the rich people’s exclusive experience of using the high-end version, even if both The effect is very different, and they can’t tolerate it.

As for the purpose of this police meeting, on the surface it was to discuss how to control the utopia potion in Empire City, but in fact, the higher-ups asked them to catch the robbers, figure out the source of the utopia potion and hand it over to the consortium.

How do you say something? The reason why capitalism prohibits drugs is not because drugs will harm the people, but because they do not pay taxes, let alone sell them in their own stores. Therefore, the purpose of the consortium is very clear, which is to monopolize Utopia by itself.

Because of the last bank robbery incident, the Imperial City police became the first group of people who became “addicted” to Utopia. Before that, they were controlled by the military. Later, Utopia medicine began to be sold in underground channels and even in the market controlled by gangsters. When flooding, the military can only release them to perform their original duties.

You can’t put the entire imperial city under military martial law, can you? This is the face of Colombia used to benchmark Longmen. Longmen has no martial law in the face of the threat of Ursas, and Colombia has no foreign enemies but is in a mess. Where is the face of the government?

So in the end, the problem was thrown to the police, but the consortium gave them as much help as possible, sufficient funds, declaration authority for custom-made equipment (suitable for the size of the animal), and all available channels in Empire City.

Rhine Life is one of them.

“Isn’t Rhine Life’s component test report out yet, Taut, have you sent someone to ask?”

The director pointed to an otter in the office. He was the person in charge of the criminal investigation department. When the high-end Utopia did not appear at the beginning, many people were envious of the otter’s graspable front paws, while others like Li Boli and the like can only practice the “fracture” grasping method of Xi Dadi’s wings.

“Of course I asked. Rhine Life gave me an official reply that the test has not been completed, but the researcher who communicated with us gave a private reply, saying that there is no need to call the police and wait for a report.”

“No need? What does this mean!”

“Because the other party said that judging from the ingredients detected so far, this medicine is probably not something that current medicine science can understand, it’s more like witchcraft…”

“Witchcraft! Could it be Leitania’s conspiracy!?”

When someone who never knew about Originium skills mentions Letania, the first thing that comes to mind is not its romantic culture and top-notch academics, but the former brutal ruler of Letania, the witch who is known as the highest peak of sorcerers. king.

It is precisely because of this mysterious title that the Leitania academic circle, which clearly advocates rigor and openness, has been misunderstood by the outside world for many years. Real scholars know that those so-called “witchcraft” are actually Originium The great crystallization of technical science.

Although Director Niu is not a scholar, he is at least an upper-class person who can afford high-end goods. However, it is really unreasonable to be so uneducated. Of course, it may be too self-centered, and it is not rare to understand Columbia outside things.

But Officer Otter’s emotional intelligence is obviously higher than that of the previous cheetah. He didn’t point out the prejudice and discrimination in Chief Niu’s words, but put it in another way.

“No, this is just a word used to describe this medicine that surpasses the current level of understanding of pharmacy. It is more likely to be an archaeological result that a certain force has never disclosed to the outside world.”

In fact, according to the original intention of Rhine Life, this may really be witchcraft, otherwise there is no way to explain that they detected carotene, capsaicin, rotten pack animal meat, obsidian dust, cat hair keratin, and even Various chemical agents that should have been highly toxic or highly corrosive.

“Archaeology, that’s no wonder, but our goal is not to explore this, but to bring those robbers to justice as soon as possible, ban the entire Utopia pharmaceutical black market, and return the Imperial City to a peaceful and peaceful…”

“Director! It’s not good!”

Before Director Niu could finish his generous speech, a big golden-haired police officer rushed in. Of course, he was not from Pello in Bolivar, and almost all of Terra had a distribution of Pello.

“What’s the name! What’s there to panic about? Could it be that some criminals have come to attack the police station?”

“That’s not true…but please watch TV quickly!”

Beep, the TV screen on the wall of the meeting room was projected onto the curtain, and a handsome face that made the hair stand on end appeared in front of the police officers. Director Niu immediately recognized that it had been photographed live by Volper TV. The former “suspect” Joker.

But compared to the last appearance without makeup, Qiao Ge put on a little light makeup this time, using deep eye shadow and messy hair to express a state of disorder, and then outlined the corners of his mouth in two points, so that ordinary people who don’t know art can also I can understand his madness.

This is the “popular art” that appeals to both refined and popular tastes.

“Hello, ladies and gentlemen of Empire City, warm and lovely audience, I am Joker, this should be our second meeting, it does not need to take up much of your precious time, but I will bring you A whole new kind of fun.

Let’s play a game…”

Chapter 624 The Virgin is the Ultimate Form of Columbia, You Have to Taste It

“You’re probably thinking, ah, is this guy with the funny makeup on his face crazy? Did the TV crew eat shit? Where’s the psychiatric nurse? Why hasn’t he been taken!?

I must formally clarify this, pathologically, yes! I am a lunatic, and I have a certificate issued by my dearest doctor, heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh…”

Qiao Ge suddenly laughed maniacally, and even the camera shook violently, as if the cameraman was laughing with him, leaning forward and backward, and the people in front of the TV saw it from the blank screen offset from the center. Behind him was a group of animals that were **** and hung in the air, and their mouths were tightly bound with tape.

Those are all TV crews.

The funniest among them is the upside-down Liberian owl host, because Rhodes Island also raised a shrew, so Jogo’s method of tying chickens to subdue fat chickens is very skillful, just like in Xiao Shina Killing a snow pheasant for six years is as cold and ruthless.

“However… I believe that this great city of tolerance and openness should not be able to tolerate a poor patient like me, not to mention that I am a saint dedicated to freedom and democracy psychologically. For example, I am planning to randomly select a Lucky townspeople gave him the recipe for Utopia for free.”

…!

As soon as Qiao Ge said this, the audience in front of the TV in the entire Empire City was in an uproar.

If he had said this before the federal savings bank robbery, no one would have been interested in it, and Hoshiguma knew what Utopia was.

But now that Utopia is fully fermented in the Empire City, and the streets and alleys are full of all kinds of animals, even the elderly in the nursing home can understand the gold content of Utopia that soars into the sky.

Don’t think that those old men and old ladies can’t play anymore. As long as there are conditions, their tricks are not inferior to young people. If there are no conditions, then create conditions. For example, Utopia can make them seem to return to their prime of life and regain their former glory and vitality. .

Although this will not increase the lifespan, and “do things” in the form of animals and Furui, the lush and beautiful fur can not only cover up the appearance and shortcomings of the skin, but even make it more attractive, which is very attractive to the general aesthetics of the people of Terra From a visual point of view, this may be more exciting than the experience of youth.

Based on this alone, the value of Utopia is enough to make people rich, not to mention its other more powerful functions.

And now this person who calls himself Joker on the screen actually said that he would give the recipe to a lucky viewer? Many people probably thought that this was just a well-planned marketing advertisement, but those who knew his deeds knew that it was very likely to be true.

After all, from the perspective of normal thinking, stories of giving up huge wealth to pursue dreams are not even very rare, but Quan Taila is definitely the only one who dares to slap Columbia in the face in order to grab a few million federal knives. This one person.

But no matter what kind of guesses they have in their hearts, they are deeply attracted by this huge gimmick at the moment.

“Oh hoho, it seems that someone is finally interested, right? The next thing is the really interesting part, in order to give the residents of Empire City equal opportunities, and at the same time to ensure that a socially responsible person like me can be selected. Progressives, let’s… play a game.”