Morning of Swordsman Tower - Chapter 245
Qiao Haiwang didn’t want to know how other places in Shangshu would react after Suixiang’s defeat. He only knew that by the time his side had almost cleaned up the mess, there was only about an hour left before Dr. Haohao’s bedtime. up.
In fact, it can be delayed for a while, but Qiao Ge knows that even if he is a doctor who hides cadres under the table chewing instant noodles and chewing origin stones, he still needs goji berries to make tea, go to bed early and get up early. called sound.
So even though a big hole was punched in the ceiling of the inn, and no one dared to approach this place in several streets around, everyone still continued the unfinished banquet here, even the second child.
Isn’t this because the chandelier was blown up accidentally just now, so what is being illuminated now is a jug hanging from the ceiling by a net bag, oh no, it is a cool “light ball” glowing with phosphorous fire.
And this light ball is the core of the magic weapon used to generate the age, and it is also the “cockpit” in the body of the age.
Of course, the second-year-old Heizi is also locked in now, mainly because the three sisters are too soft-hearted, and specially let Erguo, who made a mistake, hang on it to smell the vegetables.
But Qiao Haiwang couldn’t sit at the table with peace of mind, because he still had one thing that he didn’t take care of properly.
…
Lao Li seemed to remember that he had just had a not too long dream. In the dream, when he was hungry because he was avoiding the pursuit of the hidden enemy, he happened to be at a sumptuous banquet, but he only cared about teasing him with his wine glass. Lai Lai, she just doesn’t eat vegetables.
Eat vegetables! He’s Stuart’s! why do not you eat? !
He was so anxious that he wanted to slap himself in the face, but he was afraid of accidentally slapping himself awake. After waking up, he found that the bright moon was in charge, and the kitchen was closed and locked.
Just when he was full of impatience but still unable to act according to his own wishes, he suddenly found that the doctor had “raised high” with one hand and put a fist on his face.
Probably because he knew he was dreaming, so Lao Li didn’t feel scared, instead he began to point and “blame himself” from a third-person perspective.
“Look, he treats you so kindly, but you don’t appreciate it and put on a show, even I want to beat you up!”
At the beginning, Lao Li saw “himself” being beaten hard, and he didn’t have any sense of pain. He not only learned the movements with relish, but even wanted to take out his notebook to write down the names of the moves called out by the doctor. Unfortunately, he couldn’t do this in his dream. kind of thing.
But just when Qiao Bo inexplicably “ascended immortal” became Diamond Bo and then punched him, Lao Li suddenly felt a burning pain on his left cheek, as if being licked by Nian’s tongue!
‘Aw! ‘
What’s going on, didn’t he hit his forehead? Why does my face hurt? ?
Although there was no reason in the dream, Lao Li was still puzzled until his left cheek hurt and his right cheek hurt, and his left cheek started to hurt again after his right cheek hurt.
…
“Will the old carp wake up like this?”
At this time, Huai Hu hesitated to look at Qiao Haiwang who had just treated the unconscious old carp’s trauma, and then casually ordered her to go up and give the old carp a few slaps.
Rhodes Island’s medical skills are indeed outstanding. After using the magical spirit medicine, Lao Li’s swollen wound like a pack animal’s head has basically disappeared, but he is still recovering from a serious illness in both physical and mental senses. , Can he really bear Huaihu’s tiger’s claws?
Even if Huaihu is willing to believe in her master, but Lao Li is like a father-in-law to her, how can she act carelessly?
“Of course, you have to believe in my skills as a martial artist and a doctor. What Lao Li suffered was only a skin trauma. Basically, it can be cured with proper medicine, and the replacement of the spirit medicine can only speed up the speed.
The real problem is that Lao Li has fallen into a deep dream, that is to say, half of his brain is making up a story, while the other half is going through the story just made up, and is addicted to it.
That’s why we have to exert external stimulation on him, so that he can wake up from that ‘tenderness’ as soon as possible, so as to prevent the old second child from leaving behind him. “
“Wen, gentle township?”
“Otherwise? Old Li is at this age, has no ambitions and is single. What do you think he will dream about in his dreams? It can’t be a dream of eating two bowls of rotten meat noodles alone, right?”
Huaihu is a serious Longmen college student. Although his emotional intelligence is very urgent, he still has to take the physiology and hygiene class. Of course, he understands what Qiao Haiwang said.
So she looked down at the old carp who was lying peacefully on the mat with some “Franka suspicion”. It seemed that she couldn’t connect this dragon face with those scenes of love and love in her mind.
“What are you thinking? Do it.”
“Huh? Oh!”
This time Huaihu had no worries, and slapped Lao Li directly on the left cheek, but she was still too cautious, and there was not even a red mark when she slapped.
“Use some strength! How can martial arts practitioners be so cautious, as long as you have absolute confidence in your own martial arts, then you shouldn’t be afraid to use your own strength!”
“…”
Master, it seems that I am saving people, not a martial arts competition, right? Is it hard to achieve a miracle?
Despite the complaints in his heart, Huaihu still followed Qiao Haiwang’s instructions, rolled up his sleeves and slapped Lao Li’s face with both hands, and the effect was immediate.
With just three palms, Lao Li suddenly opened his eyes, let out a few screams and bounced like a dead body, as if he had just woken up from a nightmare.
“Uh~uh! Well! Ah!”
Qiao Haiwang didn’t pay attention to Lao Li’s strange voice that seemed to have some kind of smell, but immediately stepped forward and pressed his shoulders firmly, and then asked loudly pretending to be pleasantly surprised.
“Miss Carp, you’re awake!”
“…?”
Hearing this, Lao Li stared blankly for a while, then suddenly his expression changed drastically, and he quickly stretched out his hands to his chest and crotch, and after groping for two seconds, he breathed a sigh of relief.
“Oh, you scared me to death! Brother Qiao, don’t make such a joke, it made me think that I would become… eh? Speaking of why I slept here, I should be… that boy Liang Xun. House?”
Seeing the confused old carp, Qiao Haiwang heaved a sigh of relief. He didn’t know if Sui Er Er could get the old carp’s memory, but his personality and habits definitely couldn’t be imitated perfectly.
As far as the brain circuits and subconscious movements that turned thousands of times in the few seconds just now, this is definitely Lao Li himself.
“Don’t worry about such small things. As long as the big guys are safe and there is me, Qiao Haiwang, what’s the problem? Come on, let’s make this bucket of sugar water that I personally prepared to nourish Brother Li’s body.”
“Okay, why do you drink sugar water to nourish your body? I’m not the aunt who came to Tiankui… Hey! Wait a minute, isn’t that a bucket for rice? This is too err…”
How could Qiao Haiwang, who was eager to destroy the “evidence” he had imposed on Lao Li, pay any heed to his protest? Of course, pour it directly into his mouth.
Anyway, the syrup prepared with tree fruit juice is not a medicine, and there is no taboo that it is three-point poisonous. It will only make the old carp’s inexplicably ravaged body quickly recover.
The only side effect is probably that it will make the old carp full of blood and become unbearably hot. I’m afraid I won’t be able to return to Liang’s mansion tonight, so I can only find a broad-minded lady with a fair price and have a long talk all night.
Chapter 666 The next step is to rely on my painting skills, Qiao Haiwang!
After that night, Qiao Haiwang had basically fulfilled his promise to Nian. As for how to negotiate with the imperial court in the next year, that was the business of their agents themselves.
After all, he didn’t completely tear himself apart with the imperial court, so there was no need for him, the boss, to come forward to suppress the situation. It was only necessary for the Taifu to know that Nian was backed by such a strong man who could ravage his appearance.
As for whether this hunk is a mortal named Qiao Haiwang? Or the incarnation of Dayan, the **** of martial arts? These are all left to the court’s own imagination.
The last old second child is another matter. After all, that guy still has 180 shares of sunspots living outside. How to deal with it will be up to the Taifu to make a decision, and then how to discuss countermeasures with other agents.
So before the “Shangshu First Martial Arts Association” two days later, Qiao Haiwang only had such a small contribution to make.
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[It’s a rabbit, not aluminum]: Dr. Kelsey (sweaty soybeans), are you in the office?
Kelsey, who was working at this time, saw the private chat from Amiya in the communication terminal, and suddenly his heart tightened, as if some ominous premonition came.
Because usually, whether Amiya is chatting with her or asking for advice on work, she usually doesn’t use this strange expression with big beads of sweat.
Because when it does, it’s usually because you want to talk to yourself about what to do about the Doctor’s unspeakably confusing behavior.
For example, there is a dog sled race around Rhode Island held in the corridor. Because there is no snow, the “sleds” are the smart cars of Ke Luxie, and because there are no dogs, the competitors are also Pelogan from Rhode Island. member.
The final result was unexpected. With superb drifting and cornering skills comparable to Penguin agents, Dubin successfully overtook the car in the last five consecutive FA corners using the light belt grooves on the wall, so he won the championship reward provided by the doctor himself.
Rhode Island canteen exclusive customization, doctor’s same afternoon tea snack set annual card!
By the way, why does the unsmiling Doberman instructor in the eyes of the students also join in this strange and naive Pello fun, and he is even so proficient!
Even Kelsey didn’t expect that the doctor’s bewitching behavior would be so contagious that even her senior colleagues who thought they understood her character were unknowingly assimilated. This is simply… a big challenge The bottom line of lynx “knowing everything”!
Therefore, Kelsey has been secretly planning how to get back on the scene. The last exchange with Qiao Haiwang was a small test of the saber.
But Kelsey never thought that friends are no longer friends… Well, in short, she must have underestimated the consequences of doing so.
But now to get down to business, the reason why Kelsey felt bad after seeing Amiya’s message was because the doctor was obviously not in Rhodes Island now, and after excluding other possibilities, there was only one truth.
[Facing the sun and spring flowers blooming]: Bring it to me.
[It’s a rabbit, not aluminum]: Hey! ? Why Dr. Kelsey would know…
[Facing the sun and spring flowers blooming]: It’s been said that I know everything, okay, hurry up, while the caffeine I have stored is still enough to support me without passing out after reading that guy’s report.
After a while, I saw Amiya poking half of her head out from the door, her ears protruding in like antennas to detect the low air pressure in the office, and she walked in timidly after seeing nothing unusual.
And what she was holding in her hand was the first combat report from the doctor’s trip to Shangshu. Just as Kelsey expected, only a piece of paper was occupied by a strange picture. section length.
“…Amiya, write back to him for me, just say that the painting is very good, next time I paint again, I will invite him to drink the coffee I made myself.”
“Eh? Eh! Really, do you really want to say that?”
Of course, the young Amiya couldn’t understand Kelsey’s meaning. She was just curious. Dr. Kelsey would be angry every time he received the doctor’s combat report, so why did he “reward” the doctor?
“You just need to convey the original words, anyway, he will definitely know that I am not joking.”
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At this time, at a remote mountain high that Shangshu Mountain Road has never reached, Qiao Haiwang, who was relaxed after submitting the combat report, was leading two apprentices, and the three masters and apprentices were practicing martial arts in the mountains.
In addition to instructing Saga and Huaihu’s basic skills, Qiao Haiwang is also having some insights into his “Wu Zhi Huai” model that has mutated due to his great success.
If you want to say that it is strong, it is not that strong. Even if it is Ultimate Instinct, it is just a variety of subconscious extreme operations under the premise of having room for manipulation.
But aside from the need to talk about the plot, the actual situation is that no matter how you, a turtle fairy who can’t break through the atmosphere, can’t resist Frieza who can directly destroy a planet with an energy wave in the universe.
Therefore, relying on the so-called “God of Martial Arts” alone is not enough to fight against the destructive Suixiang. The real strong one is Qiao Haiwang.
But in fact, the “God of Martial Arts” is not weak, because it represents not only the moves and styles used by that person, but also the philosophical concepts contained in martial arts itself.
To put it simply and popularly in terms of theological concepts, it is to believe in the power of martial arts.
Just like Lie Haiwang and Qiao Haiwang who embraced martial arts, they believed that their martial arts would become stronger, and the existence of the “God of Martial Arts” only made such a vague way more concrete.
Just like creating the “religion” of martial arts, it is easier for warriors who are not as talented as Lie Haiwang to “enter the arms of martial arts” under the guidance of faith, and the spiritual power of these warriors will also make “martial arts God” is stronger.
Although Qiao Haiwang is happy to spread the belief in martial arts in Dayan, he certainly won’t create any ghost religion in the name of “God of Martial Arts”.
If you want to believe it, then believe in their own martial arts!
As for now, let’s start by teaching the apprentices and rectifying Shangshu martial arts!
“In addition to tempering the body, the way of martial arts is equally important to temper the mind. For example, an ancient martial artist once said, I examine myself three times a day: Are you not loyal to others? Are you not trusting your friends? Are you not used to passing on?
That means, I’m working on my body multiple times a day and thinking, is being a man too conspiratorial and not faithful to solving problems with martial arts? Did you try your best with sincerity when competing with your friends? Have you reviewed the horse stance homework assigned by Master today? “
“…poof.”
Just as Qiao Haiwang was explaining “Huanyu” to his two disciples, there was an uncontrollable chuckle from the bamboo forest behind him, which shocked him enough.
It was the time when Qiao Haiwang was concentrating on his cultivation. With his keen senses at this time, even if he was familiar with the terrain of Shangshu and had mysterious abilities, it was impossible for him to approach him quietly from behind.
But the person who made the sound now, Qiao Haiwang, has never been aware of it.
“Who is coming? Do you have any opinions on the way I teach my disciples?”
Qiao Haiwang looked back and stared, thinking it was some dangerous person, or simply Sui Er Er and other sunspots came to the door, but he was surprised to see a slender white deer walking slowly out of the bamboo forest.
It is not accurate to say that the white deer is because it is not necessarily white, but a dreamlike and transparent body like a white mist, just like… Qiao Haiwang after he turned into a martial arts god.
“Excuse me, but the desire to seek the truth drives me to visit you, stranger compatriots, if you are willing to listen to me explain the reason, please let me introduce myself, my name is Nine-colored Deer…”
“Wait, wait, you said your name…what?”
Qiao Haiwang looked like a ghost had seen Yujiro. If you want to say the reason, do you still need to ask? The name Nine-colored Deer was put in the “Dayan” realm of the world he used to be, and it was the childhood Furui in the hearts of countless people his age…
Cough, no, although the Nine-Colored Deer produced by Shanghai Art Production has never shown a human form, but that does not prevent her from becoming Qiao Ge’s childhood goddess.
And when the nine-colored deer in Terra seemed to be very suspicious of Qiao Haiwang when he saw her, so he simply turned into a gentle lady in front of him, like a lady with a clear lotus and water, Qiao Haiwang was even more so. Can’t help but give a thumbs up and shout.
Chapter 667 Kindness Don’t Rumor, But Caves
“It’s me!”
Qiao Haiwang’s loud shout startled the two people behind who were concentrating on squatting, but they couldn’t run to watch the fun without special circumstances or the permission of their master.
Although Qiao Haiwang’s strange expression at this time can’t be said to be scary, it can only be said to be very scary, but Jiu Selu didn’t feel any malice from him, but seemed to have a kind of unrestrained joy like a wanderer returning home.
So Jiu Selu Xiao tilted her head cutely with a puzzled expression. Could it be that the other party has seen her before, and maybe even had an unforgettable relationship?
Don’t get me wrong, Nine Colors Deer has never been in love, she is the **** of hope, whenever there is a war or natural disaster in this great flame land, she will appear there, doing her best to heal and protect those innocent lives.
Although she is not well-known in Dayan because she has never revealed her name to these mortals, there are even people with ulterior motives who covet the Nine-colored Deer spreading rumors that wherever there is suffering, there is her, and it is clear that the Nine-colored Deer is spreading disasters People must be captured and sealed.
As for whether the specific “seal” location is the deep dark fantasy dungeon in his backyard, it is unknown.
However, Jiuselu saved so many lives by himself before, and there are always many pure and kind hearts who would appreciate her kindness from the bottom of their hearts. Since King Qiao Hai is a new god, he might have been saved by her before.
Or small animals.
“Hey, Sister Bodhisattva…”
“No way! I used to be just a white deer that grew up in a temple. Although my strength is meager, I am also a **** who appeared to protect the hope born in this land like you. How dare I pretend to be a Bodhisattva?”
Qiao Haiwang was a little bit astonished when he heard this, but he understood after a little thought. He has seen many parallel individuals on Terra that are opposite to that world, except that the flying shrew Yoll almost copied the “fat chicken model” , there are still significant differences.