Music System In A Cultivation World: What The Fck? - Chapter 231

It was a short walk to my hut and then back to the infirmary, the past Jin Yahui’s diary in my hands.

Junior brother was waiting outside of the infirmary door.

“I’m back, junior brother,” I nodded at him. He nodded at me back before he turned, his steps purposeful.

D*mn, for a person that was almost poisoned to death, how could he have that much energy to walk?

< Beep, beep. System 2.22225 has been temporarily upgraded to System 3.0. Host’s question will be answered. Analyzing Collaborator ‘junior brother’ Fang Zhou. >

The f*ck? You are actually being useful right now, system? This is new coming from you-

< Analysis complete. Collaborator ‘junior brother’ Fang Zhou has experienced a breakthrough just like Host. >

Breakthrough? What do you mean?

< Justin Bieber Song, “What Do You Mean?” >

NO!

< Just joking, Host. >

F*ck you, System 3.0. F*ck you.

< Teehee. >

I now know what’s scarier than heights.

A monotone system that’s acting cute.

< Gap moe? >

No.

Never.

< *Cough* System 3.0 will continue. ‘Junior Brother’ has… evolved in the same way that the Host’s body has. >

Gasp! What? Are you serious?

I looked up, staring at junior brother as he lead the way to a different mountain. Wait, dude. Can’t we just fly? I mean, I know I’m scared of it, but wouldn’t this take us days to walk to that other mountain?

< Host should pay attention. >

Sorry.

< *Sigh* Collaborator Fang Zhou is now half-demon. >

Wait.

What?

< Collaborator Fang Zh- >

No, I know that! But what do you mean he’s half-demon!?! And… doesn’t that make me half-demon as well?!

< Yes. System 3.0 will power down now. >

The f*ck! Hey, you can’t just leave like this!

< Powering down. 3. 2. >

SOMEHOW YOU’RE WORSE THAN THE OTHER SYSTEM.

< 1. >

Noooooooo. At least tell me whether or not I’m half-demon as well.

< System 2.22225 has powered on. Does Host have any questions? >

Am I a half-demon?

< … >

Not you, too! T_T

“Senior brother!” Junior brother turned around, his eyes blazing with impatience and anger.

I’m sorry. QAQ

It’s all this stupid System’s fault. Actually, it’s my stupid lucks fault.

Why did I have to be bound to this Music System anyway?