My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms - Vol 3 Chapter 3746
Lin Hai was surprised, and the Daoist quasi had already looked at him.
Lin Hai raised his head and made eye contact with Daoist Zhunti, and suddenly shivered.
Holy crap, how do I feel that the quasi-daoist has bad intentions?
This smile is even more wretched than Nima Ahua! “Hehe, Lin Hai, right?”
Lin Hai suddenly looked alert and nodded stiffly.
“Back to the saint, the younger generation is Lin Hai.”
“Ok!”
Daoist Zhunti kicked Sun Wukong away and got up from the ground.
Looking at Lin Hai, he smiled brightly.
It wasn’t until Lin Hai smiled that his whole body was hairy, and then he said solemnly with his hands behind his back.
“Young man, I think your bones are very strange, it’s rare to see…” “Stop!”
Lin Hai hurriedly stretched out his hand and interrupted Daoist Zhunti’s words.
Then, he shook his head slowly and firmly, and said sadly.
“I, will not buy your Tathagata Palm!”
“Your set is out of date!”
“Oh?”
The Daoist Zhunti raised his eyebrows, “Then what should I say now?”
Lin Hai immediately raised his neck, showing a confident smile, his face full of self-satisfaction.
“Of course, I want to say, Oh Maiga, this Tathagata’s palm is too amazing, right?”
“I can’t hold back the little impulse in my heart!”
“Babies in the live broadcast room, buy it and buy it!”
As Lin Hai spoke, he took out his mobile phone and made an exaggerated expression at the phone.
Daoist Zhunti and Sun Wukong on the side were all stunned?
“Hozen, is he crazy?”
Sun Wukong shook his head and said in a very affirmative tone.
“Master, he’s not crazy, he’s stupid.”
“Cough cough!”
Lin Hai put away the phone without a trace, and looked at the Daoist quasi-daoist, his face was not red or his heart skipped a beat.
“This is a magical skill that can confuse the hearts of all people.”
“If the sage can learn the essence of it, it is guaranteed to be faster than you cheating.”
Saint Zhunti nodded suspiciously, and gave Lin Hai a bow.
“Little brother, I have benefited a lot from the show just now.”
“I suddenly realized that you have a fate with me in the West!”
puff! **** off! Hearing this, Lin Hai hurriedly interrupted Saint Zhunti’s words and shook his head.
“Saint, you are wrong.”
“I have thick hair and I’m not born bald.”
Just kidding, with such a familiar line, how could Lin Hai be insensitive?
When I first watched Romance of the Gods, Lin Hai had two lines, which was particularly impressive.
One is the Taoist friend of Shen Gongbao, please stay, and the other is the quasi-daoist who has a relationship with my Western religion.
These two sentences can be called the most powerful spells in Fengshen Romance.
What innate spiritual treasures and acquired treasures are not as powerful as these two sentences.
As soon as Shen Gongbao opened his mouth, no matter how powerful you were, he would definitely be on the list of gods.
As soon as the Daoist quasi opens his mouth, no matter whether you are a vulgar or a Taoist, he has become a bald man! “Cough, not being bald for the time being doesn’t mean that you will never be bald!”
Saint Zhunti is still not giving up.
Lin Hai directly pulled Sun Wukong over and said to Sun Wukong.
“Brother Monkey, hurry up and get down to business, and leave quickly after you’re done.”
“If you stay any longer, I’m afraid we will both be bald.”
Sun Wukong nodded and patted Lin Hai on the shoulder comfortingly.
“Well, I know, I know.”
“My grandson, this is the question!”
After speaking, Sun Wukong smiled, jumped in front of the Daoist Zhunti, tilted his head and asked.
“Master, my disciple has something to ask for.”
Saint Zhunti glanced at Sun Wukong and said lightly.
“I said, I’m not your master.”
Sun Wukong ignored this sentence and continued.
“Master, where is your mount, Kong Xuan?”
Saint Zhunti raised his head, “I said, I’m not your master.”
“If you know, just ask Master to tell me where Kong Xuan is?”
Sun Wukong asked eagerly.
“You hozen, I am not your master!”
“Your master is the ancestor of Bodhi, and I am the sage of Zhunti!”
Saint Zhunti was a little impatient.
“Well?”
When Sun Wukong heard this, he was stunned and asked in shock.
“Patriarch Bodhi, and Saint Zhunti, aren’t they all Master you?”
Saint Zhunti sneered, shook his head, looked at Sun Wukong and said contemptuously.
“Innocent!”
“You hozen, you are too naive!”
Sun Wukong suddenly became anxious, grabbed the arm of Saint Zhunti, and asked anxiously.
“Then, then, my master, why do you look exactly the same as you?”
The sage Zhunti flicked his sleeves, shook Sun Wukong away, and said solemnly.
“The time has not come, why do you ask?”
“When you can know, naturally you will know.”
Sun Wukong hurriedly scratched his face and wanted to ask again, but saw Saint Zhunti closed his eyes.
Obviously, don’t want to answer this question.
Lin Hai was also stunned.
What is the situation, Patriarch Bodhi and Saint Zhunti are not the same person?
“Zhunti sage, this junior has something important to do with Kong Xuan.”
“Also ask the saint to make it easy and let Kong Xuan come out and meet!”
Lin Hai clenched his fists towards Daoist Zhunti and solemnly pleaded.
Saint Zhunti took a deep look at Lin Hai and said with a smile.
“Little friend Lin Hai, you and I in the West really have a relationship.”
Lin Hai rolled his eyes and was really speechless.
He could see that it was intentional to mention the saint.
If he did not agree to join his Western religion, he would not allow himself to see Kong Xuan.
“Fate and fate, if you say fate, then fate, okay?”
Lin Hai said angrily.
The quasi-mentioned Daoist suddenly showed a successful smile, haha.
“Little friend Lin Hai, don’t be so reluctant!”
“Fate, it’s amazing.”
“One day, you will understand.”
“By the way, you want to see Kong Xuan, right? I’ll send you there.”
After speaking, the Daoist Zhunti extended his finger and pointed at Lin Hai and Sun Wukong.
hum! The next moment, Lin Hai and Sun Wukong only felt that their eyes were dark.
Afterwards, we have arrived at an expanse of yellow sand and Gobi.
“What place is this?”
“It’s so desolate!”
“Where is Kong Xuan?”
Lin Hai and Sun Wukong looked around with a confused look on their faces.
But soon, Sun Wukong’s eyes lit up, pointing to the distance.
“Second brother, look over there.”
“There’s a tree over there!”
Lin Hai looked in the direction Sun Wukong pointed, and sure enough, he saw a big tree with two people hugging the village, standing alone in the desert.
The leaves on the tree have long been blown away by the yellow sand.
Like a dying old man, stubbornly facing the wind and sand, swaying dead branches.
“It’s strange that there are trees in the desert?”
“Go and see!”
Lin Hai and Sun Wukong ran in the direction of the tree.
It took him half an hour to run until he came to the tree.
“Damn it, it’s much bigger than it looks from a distance!”
Lin Hai raised his head and looked at the towering tree with a shocked expression.
This tree is really too tall to see the top.
The diameter of the trunk has reached hundreds of meters, far from the two people hugging each other just now.
Above the trunk, there are still some withered rattan entwined, which has long been devoid of moisture.
I don’t know how many years have passed.
“Well, second brother, there is a bird on the tree!”
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly pointed to the top of his head and exclaimed.
I saw high in the sky, a big bird with a naked body, standing on a branch, I don’t know whether it is dead or alive.
Lin Hai raised his head suddenly, and his pupils shrank suddenly.
Damn, this is the legend… Is it a dead vine, an old tree and a crow?