My Bothersome Life - Chapter 347

“Muimeme, you’re so cute, please let me take more pictures!” I got my camera out of my item box.

Muimeme was one of my team members in exploring the dungeons. I had to get her to join my harem. I swept up my hair, being the gorgeous ikemen that I was. Her cute long twin pigtails were the definition of a sweet loli in her adorable medieval style outfit. She pouted while I began to take more pictures like whenever I found her in a limited-edition pose.

“I’m wondering who you are in real life,” she frowned.

“It’s kind of a shame, but the most gorgeous ikemen you can find,” I pretended my beauty was a sin.

“Yea right!” She kicked my shin again.

My vision flickered as I wondered why I wasn’t in the game world anymore after looking at the ceiling. I groaned as I never knew I would end up fainting inside the game. I felt extremely lightheaded as my barrier immediately shattered in the process. Elise ended up hiding the console away from me as the time passed onto the next day. In front of me were more plates of comfort food to lure me into eating.

“You were inside the game for two whole days,” Elise sighed.

“I want to return,” I dreamed of defeating another dungeon close to the demon king’s castle.

I poured five bags of sugar onto all the food on the plates. I would need all the energy possible to not faint while playing the game again. It was almost past half of the week that Luke promised that we would be going to the third district together. But did I want to leave this place to the dull third district where I wouldn’t ever get to play these games again?

“I still need to take more pictures of Muimeme,” I started to imagine her in other poses.

“What kind of life did you live until now?” Their cousin wondered.

“You never touched these common games, all these entertainment books or the shows,” he continued.

“I was forced to study my life away. All those things didn’t exist in my partner’s mansion. Not a single TV screen, books, shows to watch. Nothing,” I sighed.

“So please one more hour. I need to gather my harem,” I found a new objective while exploring the dungeons.

“Harem?” Everyone appeared confused.

“Muimeme is so cute. Her puffy cheeks whenever she gets upset and her sweet voice! She’s the definition of the tsundere type. I also need to gather more elegant, lovely and little-sister like types to add to my harem,” I listed out the ones that were left.

“If we meet in real life, we may even go through the yuri route together,” I began to imagine what it would be like.

“Is she still sane?” Eliza commented.

“I don’t know,” Elise watched me still in my daydreams.

“Let’s go Muimeme! Thank you Muimeme for existing,” I raised my hand.

“She’s definitely out of her mind,” Eliza rolled her eyes.

“Muimeme is the cutest girl in the world!” I argued when the three of them sighed at me.

I froze when they were looking at me, a beautiful bishoujo obsessing over a game character. I knew they were thinking that I would be a cuter one in real life with my delicate appearance. But it was no good if you were the actual cute character itself, it was annoying. I would rather fawn over others rather than people adoring me for my appearance.

Sometimes, Muimeme would agree to wear the clothes I bought for her in the item store. Her slightly droopy eyes added to her charm as I continued to purchase more. It was nice when you were on the other end of dressing other people. It was similar to how I couldn’t stop smiling when I was buying some clothes for my classmates to cross-dress into.

“Muimeme isn’t a real person Rika,” Elise tried to shatter my fantasies.

“She’s real as long as I think she is,” I widely smiled.

“Muimeme,” I clasped my hands together.

“Thank you for existing,” I brought myself into worship.

“Can’t we just return her?” Eliza was starting to get annoyed.

“You know we can’t. We don’t know if the Roselia family will let us off,” their cousin shook his head.

“I can stay here forever,” I agreed.

I wanted to continue living this life where I wouldn’t have to do anything. I got three plentiful meals where I could choose what I wanted to eat the way I wanted. There was also a comfy couch to sit on while going through the virtual library full of the next series of what I wanted to read. I also had all the time to catch up on sleep or play games in the virtual world. What was there not to like about here?

Eliza frowned as she desperately started to think of other ideas. While I continued to read another comic book from the game console being confiscated for now, she still appeared like she was deep in her thoughts. She finally raised her head when she found a solution.

“Wouldn’t be fine if they broke their engagement?” Eliza began to get excited from her idea.

“I’m in! I’m in!” I raised my hand.

“You can marry Luke while I can stay here. We can switch places!” I high fived with her.