My Buff Is Invincible! - Chapter 34

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Seeing this, Reyker stretched out his hand. Just as he was about to touch her, Brian’s voice suddenly sounded in his ear, “If I were you, I wouldn’t shake hands with a dead body.”

Hearing this, Reyker’s hair stood on end, and then he awkwardly stopped his hand in mid-air.

Hearing this, Elisa was angrily pouted as she put her left hand on her waist and said, “Little Brian, you’re talking trash about me in front of a freshman again.”

Then, she suddenly sped up the movements of her right hand and grabbed Reyker’s right hand. With a hard tug, she said, “I’ll take you to the teaching department to register yourself. Don’t follow this bad man.”

Reyker, whose hand was forcefully being held by the maid, did not feel the coldness of a dead body. Instead, he felt that Elisa’s right hand was warmer than the average person’s.

Reyker had always thought that his body temperature was quite high, he did not expect Elisa’s to be even higher than his.

“Teacher Brian, I –” Reyker was a little nervous.

“It’s alright, follow her. Although Alisa likes to play pranks, she won’t hurt anyone. I have some matters to attend to now anyway. Let’s meet at the teaching department,” After saying that, Brian took out his magic broom and flew into the sky.

“Let’s go, Let’s go,” Alisa smiled and pulled Reyker along as they walked through the courtyard.

“What great strength,” Reyker gritted his teeth as he thought.

He was simply being dragged by her all the way. He didn’t even have time to catch his breath.

Walking through the maze-like castle, turning left and right, Reyker felt like he was going to faint.

“Miss Elisa, Miss Elisa, stop for a moment,” Reyker called out.

Then, Elisa’s head made a 180-degree turn. Her body was moving forward but her head was looking back at Reyker as she asked, “What’s the matter?”

“Your head!” Reyker looked at her twisted neck and exclaimed.

“It’s okay, I’m very familiar with this place anyway. I can walk there even with my eyes closed.”

Then, her expression changed. “Oh, I forgot. A human’s neck can’t turn like this.”

“Miss Elisa, what are you?”

“Ah, I’m not human, I’m an alchemy puppet.”

“And your body temperature?”

“People kept saying I felt too cold to the touch,” Elisa used her left hand to pull open her chest, thus revealing her lungs. A red gemstone emitting heat appeared inside.

“So I installed a volcanic gemstone for myself, how about it?” Then she opened her right arm to reveal a mercury thermometer. “Look, 27 degrees. Does it feel like you’re basking in the sun when I hold your hand?”

“Uh,” Reyker could not help but be at a loss for words.

“Okay, we’re here,” Elisa suddenly stopped. Reyker looked up and saw that the small house in front of him had a board on it that read “teaching department”.

Following this, Elisa looked excited as raised her right hand high, like a robber who had come to rob.

At this time, the voice of an old man came from inside the house. “Elisa, if you break my door again, I’ll take away your energy gemstone.”

Hearing this, Alisa’s expression instantly fell. She then pushed Reyker forward and said, “You do it yourself. I’m leaving.”

After saying that, she turned into a running whirlwind and disappeared from the corridor.

“Come in. I didn’t lock the door,” The man in the room suddenly became gentle.

After pushing the door open and entering, what greeted Reyker was a small room of forty to fifty square meters.

An old man with golden-rimmed spectacles put down the quill in his hand and raised his head to look at Reyker.

At the same time, he extended his left hand and gestured for Reyker to sit on the chair in front of him.

Reyker could not help but observe his surroundings.

On his left and right were two walls of books. He could recognize some of the books, like the “Introduction to Magic”, “The Definition of Advanced Magic and Beginner Magic”, but most of them he couldn’t even read. He tried turning on the translation system, but for the first time, it was ineffective.

Behind the old man was a locked wall with complicated patterns drawn on it.

“You must be the new student. Let me take a look at your information.”

The old man opened the book on his left. The pages moved although there wasn’t any wind. Then a yellow paper flew out and landed in the old man’s hand.

He adjusted his glasses and began to read, “Sis-con, from Harmon Village of the Wright Empire.”

Hearing himself called by this name, Reyker was speechless. How did this nickname of his spread here too? Who was it that filled his name as Sis-con?

If Reyker knew that Brian had filled his name as “Sis-con” because he heard all the players calling him sis-con master on the way to pick him up, what kind of expression would Reyker have?

“Well, your resume is quite beautiful. Not only do you have the werewolf bloodline, but you also killed the witch who destroyed the forest by yourself. You are simply born for the mage world! How about this, tell me, which college do you want to enter?”

Hearing this, Reyker’s eyes lit up.

The main event was here. Even a fool knew that what followed would greatly affect his career prospects.

Reyker quickly asked, “How many colleges are there in the Academy? Are there any specialties?”

“Hmm, I’m a little busy here, and I don’t have the time to explain all that to you,” Then, a book with more than a hundred pages flew over from the bookshelf and landed beside Reyker’s hand before the old man continued, “This is the freshman brochure. It introduces the history of the academy and the structure of the colleges. You can tell me your choice within a week. One thing to note though, you’re not the only student in this batch. If the quota is taken by someone else, there is nothing you can do.”

“Understood. Thank you, teacher. May I know your name?” Reyker stood up and asked after bowing.

“Oh, right, I forgot to introduce myself. I am the deputy director of the teaching department. You can call me Professor Cleveland.”

After that, Reyker took the book and walked out of the door. Just as he was thinking about where he should go next, a gothic maid suddenly appeared from the corner.

“Respected Sis-con sir, I’m the puppet designated by the academy for you. If you have any orders, please instruct me from now on.”

“Anything…” Reyker thought about the word as he looked at the beautiful maid in front of him, who was no less beautiful than a normal person. He could not help but think of perverted things.

As if she had remembered something, the gothic maid raised her head and smiled sweetly, “Even that kind of thing is fine. After all, our bodies are designed to imitate the most perfect women.”

“Ahem,” Reyker felt a little embarrassed after hearing these words. He quickly put on a serious look and said, “Please take me to where I’m supposed to live..”