My Cats Are All Bigshots - Chapter 46
Lin An found that he had become a cat, and it had been a week.
In this week, in fact, there are not many things he can do.
After all, the kitten he possessed was so small that he couldn’t even open his eyes completely, let alone move freely to observe the outside world.
But the hostess who was responsible for raising him was the female star named Wenxin.
It was pretty good to him.
During the day when he was busy with work, I sent one of his assistants to stare at him, feed him when he was hungry, and turn on the electric heater when it was cold, and the cat litter in the litter was always leveled out immediately.
In the evening, after work is over.
Wen Xin would breastfeed him personally, and because he was afraid that a cat would be bored, he gave him a pad to play with.
Lin An determined his timeline through this pad.
At first, he just thought that he had become a cat, maybe it was an accident, maybe his father in the laboratory was doing a new type of experiment, and he didn’t tell him.
However, a few days later, by chance, Lin An woke up again in the real world.
Lin An finally began to rethink where he was.
He did not tell his father about it.
Instead, I started the research as a subject only for me.
First of all, Lin An considered the theory of relativity proposed by Einstein.
As a great scientific theory, the theory of relativity has largely subverted people’s views on time and space. Time and space are not immutable, time will expand and space will contract. Therefore, the seemingly absurd problem of crossing is actually possible.
However, Lin An is not a simple time travel, but a question of consciousness transformation.
In this way, Einstein’s theory is completely useless.
Next, Lin An turned his attention to the research of biology.
When it comes to topics such as consciousness and soul, some scholars interpret it as an electromagnetic wave phenomenon. In other words, under the change of the environment, the ubiquitous electromagnetic field changes, which leads to changes in the pictures and sounds the human eyes see and hear.
Perhaps Lin An did not become a cat from beginning to end, but the special magnetic field in the laboratory made him have some hallucinations. But when he woke up, his father told him worriedly that he had been in a coma for three days and three nights since he was tested.
This theory can’t explain it again.
Because Lin An is very sure that during these three days, if his consciousness did not break away from the body, but only had some hallucinations, then his physical state would never be a motionless lethargy as his father said.
It’s not a journey, nor an illusion.
Then… Is it really metaphysics that cannot be explained by science?
In this regard, Lin An aroused strong interest.
Even if he solved the world-renowned math puzzles, he did not make Lin An feel excited in every pore like this moment.
Lin An began to record and experiment.
Without any tools, his brain is the best storage place.
At nine o’clock in the morning on the 15th, his consciousness began to blur, he went to sleep, and became cat-shaped.
At 3:07 on the 15th, Wen Xin Qiye fed herself again. While drinking milk, Wen Xin took the opportunity to lick the cat on top of her head, and saw a suspected light spot on Wen Xin’s body.
At four o’clock in the morning on the 16th, he recovered his human form. The recovery time was one hour and 59 seconds, which was a full twenty minutes longer than the last time.
On the 17th, it was discovered that the unidentified light spots on Wenxin’s body would be absorbed by the cat-shaped self.
At the same time, when other cats in the house are there, the absorption rate will slow down.
On the 18th, it was suspected that the other three big cats in the house had encountered the same situation as him.
…
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Before that, Lin An had never looked at the other three cats in the house.
Because from his point of view, the cat’s IQ is only three years old, and communicating with three-year-old children is simply a waste of time.
Especially the ocelot.
Always stupidly running over and asking: “Who is your mother? Do you know what your father looks like?”
When Lin An was annoyed by the question, she imitated the kitten’s instinct and called her mother.
As a result, the ocelot frightened away as if he had heard a ghost story.
Among the three cats, Lin An’s favorite is the black cat.
Not only because of appearance, but also because this black cat is very acquainted and never comes to dangle in front of him. But Lin An discovered that once Wen Xin held him, the black cat would have an inexplicable hostility towards him.
Lin An thinks this should be a simple act of fighting for favor.
Later he discovered that it seemed more than that.
This black cat would actually have some physiological reactions to the hostess’s body. Although the picture is really not lethal, a cat would not respond to people, right?
Lin An silently remembered the doubts and continued to collect evidence.
He then discovered that the puppet was also the friendliest of the three, and often used food to tempt him.
“Four and four, I have chocolate here, do you want to eat it?”
Cats cannot eat chocolate.
“Fourth and fourth, let’s make Xinxin a hot pot together, okay? You just came here, she must follow you.”
Cats cannot eat hot pot either.
“Hey, fourth, why are you ignoring me? Are you afraid that I will **** your bottle? Speaking of which, what kind of taste is cat milk? Is it delicious?”
…You are planning to grab my bottle!
In any case, the cat is too much to eat chocolate and hot pot.
However, judging from Xiao Muppet’s statement, she really likes to eat and has eaten a lot.
Lin An believes that this kind of thing would not have happened if it weren’t for the change in the composition of the cat’s body.
In other words, at least the puppet cat is different from ordinary cats in structure.
When he got here, Lin An had actually vaguely noticed that all the cats in the house were not ordinary.
But he did not disclose his unusual facts to the public, because he has more important things that need to be confirmed-what is the main factor affecting the recovery time?
After doing several cross-contrast experiments, Lin An first ruled out food and sleep.
The only thing that seems to have something to do with this thing now is the mysterious substance in Wenxin’s body. When Wenxin comes into close contact with him, the time to recover will be longer the next day.
But soon, Lin An discovered another strange thing.
It’s about the upcoming pet variety show.
Since the official launch of a voting campaign on Weibo, several cats in the family have reacted abnormally.
When Wen Xin clicked on the voting result, several cats all leaned over to look at the rankings, and chanted as they watched:
“Ahhhh, my ranking is low.”
“How could you lose to that stupid parrot, charge me!”
“Hehe, I am the last one.”
Ever since, Lin An normally inferred that this popularity ranking might also be closely related to the recovery time.
So Lin An remained silent and continued to observe the three cats at home, while in the laboratory, using the program he had written, he began to vote for himself slowly and at a constant speed.
At the same time, he also used hacking techniques to put his photos on the viewer’s homepage as many times as possible.
In this vote, the main canvassing force for the puppet cat is a female celebrity named Chu Xi. The female celebrity had an accident a month ago and has been lying in the hospital to recuperate; a small part of the Ocelot’s votes are male racing cars from Huokang. Most of the hand fan groups, like their own, are ticketing.
If Lin An’s guess is correct, the female star and racer are the true identities of these two cats.
He only failed to see through the black cat.
Because the black cat’s votes are the most normal and very low, there is no abnormal increase, or like Chu Xi, too obvious a source of votes.
Lin An can only infer that the black cat is not interested in this popularity contest.
Does he not want to become a human, or to say…
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Until the moment when the results are announced.
Lin An found that the level of popularity has no effect on the recovery time. But the program he wrote earlier will not stop, so Lin An is firmly placed in the first place.
In an instant, Lin An lost interest in popularity.
What is to be tested next? Is it besides being close to Wenxin…
“Fourth.”
Perhaps he should change his mind, because this is a metaphysical event that cannot be explained by science.
“Fourth—”
Who? It was noisy at first.
Lin An frowned.
In the next second, with a bang, the pad in front of Lin An had a pair of furry claws.
The paws are very beautiful white, they look like cute mangosteens, if you ignore the nails that pop out from the paws…
“Meow?”
Lin An tried to pass the test.
“Fourth old man, you hide so deeply.” The puppet looked at him gloomily.
“…” Xiao Kuo Tang shivered uncontrollably.
Immediately afterwards, another leopard cat also jumped over, angrily: “What do you mean, little milk cat, you are also human, then you still call me mother, do you know how long I have misunderstood?”
“Meow…” Little Milky Orange took a step back.
I don’t understand anything, I’m just a weak and helpless little cat.
“It’s okay to call people, because you are young and don’t care about you.” Ocelot patted the pad heavily, with a fierce look in his eyes: “You still dare to vote in the dark!”
“Yes! You took my first place!”
Knowing that the fourth child is also a human, Little Muppet is no longer polite to him.
Everyone is human, so I said that earlier.
The education and education, the beating!
I dared to grab the C position at a young age.
Seeing that the situation is not good, the little milk orange is about to drive away, however, the way to go has been blocked by the black cat who arrived at no time.
The black cat’s golden eyes flickered: “Are you a man, how long do you plan to stay in Wenxin’s room?”
Little milk orange: “…” I’m not that I didn’t!
At this time, there was a sound of footsteps like a natural sound from the hallway.
It is the smell of the heart that is home.
It was too late to say that it was soon, Xiao Milky Orange opened her mouth, and cried out with a wow:
“Meow meow meow!”
Smell, come and save me!