My Cats Are All Bigshots - Chapter 59
This day happened to be the fifth day of the day shooting of the “stars”.
According to audience statistics, in just five days, this show has been searched for more than 20 times. It seems to have emerged from many popular variety shows and has become a double champion in ratings and topics in recent times.
The audience said that as long as you continue to broadcast these little cuties, you can even watch them eat and sleep every day!
However, the audience thinks so. As a program group, they must come up with new features.
In the previous program, the program group will release tasks every day, requiring the animals and their owners to complete the tasks together. The effect is very good.
But on the fifth day of the show, the mini game that should be played was almost done. The audience also had a preliminary understanding and understanding of the characters of the little animals, and the show just entered a period of weakness.
Therefore, under the emergency planning of the upper level of the program group, the “stars” ushered in the first flying guest on their day.
In variety shows, flying guests are as common as resident guests.
Generally, flying guests will not fully participate in the recording of the program, but will only join in the middle and late stages to form a new highlight for the program.
There are also many flying guests to participate in the variety show, just to promote their new works released immediately.
However, the flying guests invited in “A Day of the Stars” are essentially different from ordinary flying guests…
Just after dinner in the morning, the director team put one thing in the living room where everyone can see.
And the **** secretly refused to say what it was.
“what is this?”
Gong Hanyi looked at the huge express box in front of him, and did not dare to approach it for a while.
“According to the program team, it is a new task.” Zuo Xuefeng said.
“New mission, why would it move…” Gong Hanyi leaned in front of the courier and poked the box with his finger curiously, only to hear a fluttering sound from the box.
“what!”
Qi Yingying was startled, and quickly hid behind Wen Xin.
“I have an unknown premonition.” Zuo Xuefeng frowned slightly, and subconsciously wanted to go to the fish tank and invite his turtle immortal out for divination.
But before he had time to leave, he saw that the ‘things’ in the express box had already broken through the unbreakable confinement of the express box, stretched out his sharp claws, and rushed towards everyone…
“what!”
“what?”
Everyone was dumbfounded.
“…Meow.” Lian Wenbo cried out depressed.
Although I don’t want to admit it, this cat now seems to be his new identity.
No wonder he just felt that something was wrong, he had already left the villa by plane, and when he opened his eyes, he got up and found himself still here.
That’s all, he is a 1.8-meter tall man, not as tall as a cat when he stands.
This is not scientific at all!
Well, I became a cat, so all of this has an explanation.
Although it is still unscientific.
But who can tell him, how could he suddenly become a cat when he is a good young man?
Was it the curse that the black cat put on him?
Can’t figure it out, how did he and Wen Xin fall in love with each other, so why made the black cat angry?
If haha, you would definitely raise your paws to celebrate!
But now is not the time to think about these things. Lian Wenbai wants to know now that he has become a cat. What happened to his people?
Also, can he change back?
But even though Wenbai was eager to figure out these issues, the current situation did not allow him to investigate. Because he is now a cat, a cat that can’t speak human words, even if he speaks human words, no one can believe it.
The only good news is that God didn’t throw his poor little cat in a strange place.
He is very familiar with the humans in front of him, and he is a small partner who participates in variety shows with him.
There are sisters in the same school, the very nice Zuo Yingying, the beautiful and sensible little sister Qi Yingying, and of course, his favorite and most gentle heart.
He is even familiar with the small animals in front of him, and there is another one that he raised by himself since childhood!
Thinking of this, Lian Wenbai took a few steps forward, and did not reject contact with everyone in the show, but took the initiative to say hello to everyone in a friendly manner.
**
The barrage is crazy–
[I’m dead, what kind of invincible cutie is this universe? 】
[Ahhhhh! The show team adds chicken legs today! Well done, this is not one of my favorite flying guests watching variety shows. 】
[I want to hug it and kiss it hard, until I get a hairy, ooh, I feel so perverted. 】
[I feel more perverted than you, I want to steal it directly, and do all kinds of indescribable things…]
[One question, how many years is the sentence for stealing a cat? 】
I can’t blame the barrage for being so crazy. It’s because the program crew is too mad (good job), and I don’t know where the staff are from, and they actually found such a cute creature.
In fact, ignore a certain point.
Although the kittens in front of them are cute, they have not reached the level of screaming from the audience masters who are used to seeing beauties.
It looks four or five months old and has a beautiful gentle milk tea-colored fur.
Those big and round amber eyes don’t need to mention too much. The fluffy tail, although cute, looks slightly plain in the furry contrast of the room.
However, when everyone’s eyes moved down, to its legs and paws…
Everyone laughed unkindly.
“Hahaha, its legs are so short.” Gong Hanyi was amused all of a sudden, and his stomach hurts with laughter: “Why do you feel shorter than Xiaoba’s legs, I thought Xiaoba is the shortest!”
“Chi Chi Chi –” I am not short, but you can’t see it.
Xiao Ba angrily protested.
The actor on the side, Zuo Xuefeng, couldn’t help but laugh. He wanted to laugh, but at the same time he cared about his actor’s face, so he couldn’t laugh straight out: “It’s still a bit longer than Xiaoba, but I doubt it compared to Turtle and Turtle? ”
“How about we compare it with each other?” Gong Hanyi suggested enthusiastically.
“Okay, I think it’s ok, director, do you have a ruler?”
Zuo Xuefeng said that watching the excitement is not too serious.
“I have, I have, I will take it down.” Qi Yingying raised her small hand and said that she could provide her own stationery.
“Oh, is this not so good, what if it hurts its self-esteem?”
Wen Xin felt sympathy on the surface, but in fact, flames burst into her eyes, and she really wanted to know whose legs were shorter~
Of course, when the cat appeared in front of her, she also recognized that he was the fifth cat of the original owner.
That is today’s top idol, Lian Wenbai, who was still shooting a show with him the day before yesterday.
Body shape, appearance, variety, and all the details are matched with Big Brother No. 5, plus it happened to appear again at the time when Lian Wenbo disappeared.
Wen Xin can be 100% sure that he is the No. 5 boss.
Obviously, because of the butterfly effect of wearing the book, the way several big guys arrived has changed.
Gangster No. 4 was originally picked up by Li Jingjing, but it turned out to be picked up by the third child. Gangster No. 5 was originally bought by the original owner in the cattery, but in the end he became the “flying guest” of the program group. .
But according to the rules of the plot, these five cats will eventually come to their side.
So, short legs, you can bear it again~
**
No one noticed that the’flying guest’ had completely froze in place.
…
What are they talking about?
His legs are short?
What a joke, he is recognized as the longest leg in the whole group, and it is straight and thin, and is often referred to by fans as the legs.
Wait, he has become a cat now, and the cat’s legs do seem to be much shorter.
But it’s still wrong. No matter how short it is, it can’t be shorter than a turtle’s legs, right?
He had seen the tortoise’s legs with his own eyes. It was thick and short, almost like a pier, wouldn’t it…Lian Wenbo looked down at himself in disbelief.
Huh, it’s normal?
The little fluffy paws, but the lovely pink pads, where are the legs short?
In an instant, even Wenbo had confidence again.
You measure it!
Let you measure, and then I will wait to see you slap your face.
When the time comes, you have to line up to apologize to me, and then each person will dry the fish. You don’t need to dry the fish if you feel your heart, just kiss it.
Thinking of Lian Wenbo, Qi Yingying had already brought her ruler from the bedroom.
First of all, Zuo Xuefeng, the actor, measures his Guixianren.
As we all know, the turtle fairy is a tortoise that has lived for hundreds of years. He usually looks woody, but in fact, his head is not known how smart he is.
As soon as Zuo Xuefeng took out the ruler, he saw the tortoise, who was originally like an old monk entering Ding, with his head and four legs sticking out of the tortoise shell.
Stretch out–
Yoha! Unexpectedly, the tortoise looked like a bronze, but it was actually a king.
Its legs can stretch out so much, a full ten centimeters!
Zuo Xuefeng was stunned: “Turtle, you are actually the Victoria’s Secret supermodel in the tortoise world, right?”
Turtle and Turtle glanced at Zuo Xuefeng disdainfully with his big mung bean eyes, as if saying, what is the Victoria’s Secret Supermodel, you are underestimating your Uncle Turtle.
There was a burst of laughter in the barrage, waiting to see the measurement result of the short leg.
[Come here to place a bet, I guess the short legs have shorter legs, and five packs of dried fish. 】
[You demons, then I will also take two bags! 】
[Wait…Are you too underestimating the little short leg, although he can’t match the excellent players like Cub Cub and Youngest, at least Turtle and Old Ba, shouldn’t lose. 】
[No, upstairs, you have to know, before the measurement, you really can’t believe how short its legs are. 】
People are looking forward to it.
Zuo Xuefeng finally took the ruler and walked towards the short leg.
As a result, the short legs suddenly got angry, and the one who twisted left and right on the coffee table was dishonest, meowing and meowing non-stop: I don’t want you, I want my heart!
Zuo Xuefeng couldn’t understand the cat language, so naturally he couldn’t satisfy his demands, so he had to use a trick: “Are you afraid of losing face and losing face, so you refuse to face reality?”
The short legs immediately got angry, and his paw patted–
“Meow!” Who is afraid!
Zuo Xuefeng smiled and stepped forward, letting Wen Xin fix the body of the short leg, align the ruler at the paw of the short leg, and then accurately reported the number:
“7.9 cm.”
“Meow, meow…” Lian Wenbo was stupid in place.