My Charming Wife - C301

You can take the Golden Horse Award.

“Huh?” “Where are you going?”

“Xiao Qian is going back to celebrate New Year, she will leave tomorrow. I’m not leaving, could it be that you want to cook for me?”

“But …” “Where are you going?”

“I’ll go with your sister to Shenzhen for the new year.”

I gathered up my courage and asked, “What about your house?”

Fang Liqun rolled her eyes and said: “This is my house, did your brain get pinched by the door? amnesia? ”

I said, “You know what I’m asking, but I’ve never asked. It wasn’t easy to ask, but did you ….”

“Orphan, I’m an orphan. My parents did not want me for a long time, because I’m sick, born …” “Forget it, I won’t say anymore …” Fang Liqun gave me a bitter smile, “Tell me, what do you plan to do?”

“I don’t know. Let’s go home after the holidays. I’m not in a hurry.” I felt very uncomfortable listening to it. I was abandoned by my parents, how could I have such cruel parents. Of course, when she said that, I could understand why she wasn’t willing to say it earlier. It was probably something that made her sad and was the weakest secret in her heart …

“You look like you’re not planning to leave, right? You plan to stay and accompany me for the new year. ”

“How could that be possible? Who do you think you are? You’re just a woman who scams me everyday!” In fact, Fang Liqun guessed wrong. I’m afraid of the holidays, she can’t run around with her big stomach. If I go back home, what if she’s alone in Hong Kong? Eating is a problem, but I don’t know how to explain it to my mother if I don’t go home. As for why she didn’t admit it when it was exposed, I don’t know. I probably don’t want to see the scene where she wanted to cry too. I also want to cry!

“Pretend, continue pretending. You can take the Golden Horse Award now …”

“Believe it or not.”

“I don’t really understand you, but, thank you Chen Xi, sincerely …”

I heaved a sigh of relief. “Don’t say that. Speak the truth.”

“Alright, do you have the money for the new year?”

“F * ck, you finally remembered, you took all of my bonuses, do you think I’ll have the money to spend the new year?”

“If there’s nothing else, so be it …” Fang Liqun said very seriously, “New Year really isn’t a good thing. There are all kinds of promotional events going on outside, and all sorts of despicable and shameless methods are used to deceive, lure … To trick someone into buying something, the price would be much higher than usual. “As for you, you don’t have much self-control, so it’s best if you don’t have any money in your pocket. Otherwise, I’ll have to spend it all for you …”

“What do you mean?”

“Don’t you understand? “It means that you live your own life …”

“I… I only have a few thousand dollars on me. How can I live with myself? “How can you give me tens of thousands …”

Fang Liqun shook her head: “No, I’m going back to sleep!”

“No, you still look quite spirited. Can you transfer me a few tens of thousands first?”

“Nope.”

“Why not? My prize money.”

“If there is nothing else, there is nothing else.”

It’s over, it’s all over for me, I really don’t have any money, I paid for so many things for ada.

The last day to work was the most leisurely day. I went back to the office in the morning and sat there without any tasks. In the afternoon I was still sitting, but I had a mission and a blessing, because all the heads of every department came to say goodbye and wish me a happy New Year.

Of course, other than the leaders of the headquarters, there were also others from subsidiary companies. To my embarrassment, they all brought gifts, say they were greetings, cigarettes and wine bags, and so on, so that in the afternoon they had piled up the glass tables in the reception area after only an hour of work. I finally understand why leaders like New Year’s Day so much. This is an ordinary private enterprise. If it’s a state-run group, you can imagine how much they would take.

At 3: 30 in the afternoon, everyone who should have come had already come over. My ears were now quiet and my mouth was empty. I no longer had to mechanically talk about the happy New Year, how I would be safe on my journey, and what would happen next year. However, just as I was smoking, my phone rang, and something that gave me a headache happened. The person who called was ada, and she said, “Chen Xi, I don’t have a home, and I don’t have any relatives here. I’ll go home with you for the new year.”

F * ck, what do we do? What am I supposed to say when I take her back for the new year?

“You don’t want to?” she asked.

“It’s not that I don’t want to, but my family …” In the countryside, you might… ”

“It’s even more lively in the countryside. When you go back, let me know. I’m done packing. You come and pick me up. Un, that’s what we agreed on. Goodbye!” Saying that, ada hung up the phone…

I’m finished, I’m finished, I’m f * cking finished …

For the next twenty minutes, I was in a very bad mood as I leaned against my chair and sighed. At four o’clock, when Ling Qian came online, the first thing I said was: God, I’ve been completely ruined by you …

Ling Qian: What’s going on?

TC: She’s coming home with me for the new year.

Ling Qian: Very good, the final test, agree to it, or you will fail completely.

ME: I failed my promise. She tested me, tested me, no matter what. I think I can take it. I can convert her. But isn’t it endless for me to come to my house?

Ling Qian: Are you afraid that your family will fall for her? Un, the possibility is very high. She can perform and attack your family with sweet words. Look, she’s such a beautiful lady. “Haha, why don’t you just go along with the flow and marry her. She’ll test you, and you can test her like this, and see if she’s willing or not, and if she’s not, then the answer you’ve always refused to admit will come out. If she’s willing, and the problem is solved, then she won’t harm her husband right?”

TC: Beauty, please don’t make any ideas, okay? I’m already tired of it. If you entertain me any longer, can I hang you a letter?

Ling Qian: There is no trouble in this world, you are just looking for trouble. Serves you right.

TC: It seems to be your idea, doesn’t it?

Ling Qian: You believe me just because I say it? Do you take me for your mother? I don’t want such a bad child.

TC: I treat you as a close friend. I’m not bad!

Ling Qian: You ripped off your former superior’s clothes, aren’t you bad? Haha, let’s not talk about this. Be serious. Actually, you really can give it a try …

TC: Nonsense, what if she does? Am I not finished?

Ling Qian: Marrying a beauty, what else do you want? Do you want to marry three or more? Or are you… Comrade? You want to marry a man?

ME: Seriously.

Ling Qian: Alright.

TC: It really doesn’t work.

Ling Qian: Why not?

TC: I don’t know. I won’t say. It just won’t do.

Ling Qian: Tell me the reason, then I’ll teach you another way, no, I’ll immediately help you settle it …

TC: You?

Ling Qian: Underestimating me? I’m telling you, you were still muddled when I came out!

F * ck, Ling Qian’s words scared me. Is that really her? Alright, the reason is that I don’t want to get married that quickly …

Ling Qian: Oh, I don’t want it to happen so quickly. This excuse is very fake, but I can still accept it. I can’t even be bothered to teach you a lesson. How about this, I’ll reluctantly teach you a way, don’t go back for the new year, buy a discount ticket to Japan to spend the new year with me, won’t that solve the problem?

TC: Is that a solution? Next.

Ling Qian: Explain your situation to your family members first. You are probing each other.

TC: I’ll figure it out now. Next.

What a joke, can I talk to my mother? What do you mean? I said, Mom, let me tell you something. I’m going to bring a beauty home for the new year, but this isn’t my girlfriend. We are enemies, we test each other, she is a bad person, I want to make her better, so I treat her well unconditionally, this is a great act of mine. She’s coming home with me, it’s the ultimate test, you have to cooperate, pretend you don’t know. Is that so? F * ck, my mom wants to use a knife to chop me to death. Being like this, isn’t that a scammer?

Ling Qian: Why are you so annoyed? This won’t do. Is there any beauty in this world?

TC: Could she be testing me? You won’t really come home with me for the new year?

Ling Qian: Can you be even more naive? Didn’t I say to test the waters? Didn’t I say to go to the end and not go to the end? You’re an idiot, yet you treat others as idiots. You’re an idiot.

TC: I want to die.

Ling Qian: Alright, die then. Your soul will float to Japan to celebrate New Year with me.

TC: I’ll kill you before I die.

Ling Qian: Even better, the two of us will celebrate the new year with our souls, it’s not as troublesome as you coming over here. We will arrange to wipe our necks together and ensure that we die quickly and cleanly.

TC: I’m going crazy. Can you be more serious?

Ling Qian: I really do have a way to solve this, but why should I help you?

TC: Because we’re good friends.

Ling Qian: I won’t accept this reason.

TC: Because you’ve been helping me.

Ling Qian: You think you’re used to it? This reason is even more unacceptable.

Actually, I understand that in the past, she had always harmed me. Now, she has always been helping me on the internet and wants to make up for it. Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can imagine a scene where Ling Qian is sitting on the bed rubbing her forehead and thinking hard. She’s helping me think of a way to help me think of a way to deal with my problems. At every moment, I found her particularly pitiful. What I didn’t understand was that I liked to talk to her and ask her about her as if she were in the past, even though I could handle it on my own.

ME: Because… Alright, give me a condition.

Ling Qian: Ha, you want me to offer a condition? If you really dare to do this, I’m afraid you will regret it.

TC: No regrets.

Ling Qian: Alright, the condition is that you accompany me to play jumping off a building. You owe me, so pay me back within a month.

TC: Any other options? I don’t know if I have a heart attack. I don’t know if I can take it. If it’s unfortunate… Am I not finished? It’s a good thing. Even if you help me settle the matter of her coming home with me for the new year, I will still be alive.

Ling Qian: Second choice, accompany me to camp for three days. You can’t bring any communication tools, you can’t bring food, you can only bring water …

TC: What to eat? Carry on eating each other’s meat?

Ling Qian: I will cut you too, that’s just training, we must move forward, we must not be afraid, going back once will help us understand a lot of things. I’ve been there twice, the first time for a day, the second time for two days, this time for three days …

TC: I’d rather take first place. At least there’s hope of survival.

Ling Qian: Stubborn man.

TC: Whatever. Why do you have to make a fool of yourself? I’m not afraid of losing face. I’ve never done something as foolish as slapping my face to make it look like a fatty. You should despise me. While you despise me, I despise you as well.

Ling Qian: Alright then, jumping machine, are you sure?

TC: Sure.

Ling Qian: It’s a deal.

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